Revised sonnet #134

It was the first time now he drove me back

He clicked the door ajar and drew me out

He stuck a kiss across my waiting pout

I gave hugs graciously I nursed the knack

I saw him symbol social code to crack

I knew him stable neither loon nor lout

I knew he sometimes suffered standard doubt 

I knew his bank account a solid stack

Involuntary figure fixed in dream

If incubus of true to type taboo

I woke up from its escalating scheme

Hed nearly pleased me yet the word was whew

I shall invite him soon inside my house

Ive let him burnish buttons on my blouse

Chorus house dwelling residence

Revised sonnet #133

I wore a lemon coloured frock at first

Id piled up high my red and curly hair

His famous flings had proven flagrant dare

As ladies man in ways he wasnt worst

His patter much impressed as minted air

He was a whizz at dance his lips half pursed

He reckoned we were willed on pretty pair

He was in compliments of value versed

His wife estranged I reckoned part time whore

He didnt know I knew her passing well

His pick up line a cliche truth to tell

A female friend informed of many more

I coaxed the calibration bar to low

I joined him jubilant in shallow show

Chorus low laag lav

 

Revised sonnet #132

His hot hand right around my neck he groped

I writhed to free myself I swung aside

He launched his lips they smacked air wending wide

I wished a referee then interloped

Id said I was a kooky chick in jest

He didnt virulently disagree

Anonymised himself a fake yet free

A solemn silhouette perfect second best

He said I was a lovely lady like the rest

I didnt say I was the only one

As hankypanky plays a part in fun

Hed be a mummys boy if self assessed

I clicked ajar the door then out I jumped

He sat at steering wheel Id left him stumped

Chorus jumped hopped sprung

Revised sonnet #131

I loathe the ignorance of immigrants

Theres student slavery theyre our odd own

Off unemployment numbers underblown

The childrens labour law a paedo stance

I wont eat pangolin or wriggling fresh

To parasites off limit gut and brain

The toasted sandwich charcoal poison drain

Yes what I like and what is healthy mesh

The deserts like a drive in cinema

At night the cacti open blooms to bats

You snuggle runaways youre like their pa

You point your tungsten torch at feral cats

You wink your lights at dozy drunk elf owls

And scenery the chupacabra prowls

Chorus owls uile ululae

Revised sonnet #130

The paddle driven gondola appeared

To cut through coloured glass a wave at bow

A wake at stern two queers on quay then neared

Their Gatto masks emitted miaow on miaow

Our Bauta masks mute mum they werent as weird

The girl on girl a dated pleasure now

At Ponte delle Tette the paddler paused and leered

To Florians barocca and noodle chow

In masquerade the Carnivals elite

Allows itself the swap of sex as guise

Allows itself the value face to eyes

Conceit canal its wholly water street

Ice raked through riddle onto anisette

You sip I wonder what else can I get

Chorus anisette anice anijs

 

Revised sonnet #129

Quiet liaison sensual session should you dare

Bi curious client if tentative in taste

Exclude blame hypothetically chaste

Accept as gospel how youre kind of queer

The scented candles waft us floral cheer

Ive tightly tied the towel around thin waist

The massage board by beautiful you graced

I pat your well oiled ribs aches disappear

I deal to womans woes unlock the pain

I push and ply injustices away

It likely lasts a healthy hour or day

Together glued I frig for fiscal gain

A giggling gigolo Ill work you hard

In sandalwood oil streaked take cash or card

Chorus hard forceful vigorous

Revised sonnet #128

She stared so sultry didnt blink it vexed 

She said she specialised in overhauls

I rated her a smidgen undersexed

I sported bottom growth of genitals

She was uncut she hid inside the balls

I looked at her as he as half arse hexed

I shouldnt have allowed those queer crank calls

In phalloplasty my junk self annexed

The Family and Naval pub the place

To binge on beer and pick up fancied folk

I shouted her a cocktail rum and coke

And back on Krd I parried her embrace

I gave the glamour pusss face a slap

I caught off her one nasty brand of clap

Chorus slap slam smack

Revised sonnet #127

I was talked down to lots he wouldnt spurn

I wanted so to do the very same

It wasnt me though stressed inside Id churn

The sarcasm stilted came off rather lame

The right to me I made the thing to earn

I dodged him more and more in mental game

I wasnt wedding ready yet hed yearn

Id never ever mentioned my old flame

I loved Ians pace of life I loved its perk

I lounged in limousine and private jet

I loved his rants he rarely roared regret

He was a womaniser fatal quirk

Im lonely lots and fear Ill end up nixed

Whats wrong with men Ive never fully fixed

Chorus nixed dropped quashed

 

Revised sonnet #126

My pulse accelerated next I sighed

He raised himself a bit and stepped away

He followed rules Id like to first obey

I forced the future fun thighs open wide

I saw set shower the steam the glass abide 

I smelt the sudsy soap in strokes at play

I saw him drop the sponge on shelving gray

He was a savvy specimen I eyed

I felt the naughty pleasure resonate

I memorised his every raw caress

I wished I wasnt such a moral mess

I felt the lurch of scene to desolate

True love and love at first view plain perplex

I sacrificed a stance to sensual sex

Chorus perplex bemuse confound

Revised sonnet #125

Initial kisses claimed in reticence 

Erupted kisses brazenly unbound

The paddler plonked us forth in diligence

In waves of waterways in swishing sound

Three paddlers kept a fatso rear of fence

If he should board as ballast many drowned

That gondolas swift seesaw guessed immense

Ours dodged the dock to wider waters wound

Our paddler crisscrossed busy Grand Canal

There thread the arch of covered brown brick bridge

The doves and pigeons flocked on fluted ridge

The blue sky void of clouds bored bit banal

A little later lunch the local dish

Spaghetti isles in ink of cuttlefish

Chorus dish plate salver

Revised sonnet #124

I followed her around and room to room

I worried what exactly her ex had

I only sought in stories him the cad

I vaunted her a victim gold in gloom

I hadnt heard the worst I bet a bloom

A secret rendezvous it made me mad

Id cringed at cuckolds uxurious and glad

To merely name the fellow fleshed out doom

I wouldnt peep or spy a cuckolds coup

I challenged her I laid out doubts up front

Yes she admitted smooches bore the brunt

This Robert womaniser one to rue

Id punish her a while think lots aloud

In praise of passing babes in city crowd

Chorus aloud hardtop naglas

Revised sonnet #123

He clinched me close a kind of claim Id crave

He whirled me once then pressed us boobs to ribs

It sent a signal forth our nipples good as snibs

I locked in coupledom the other chicks hed waive

As muscle bound he was I bet him brave

I gasped in sudden squeeze I wont tell fibs

I was off guard I couldnt create ad libs

I feared I looked in pain in palms of knave

His kisses werent the best the metric mind

He bumped our noses still he lapped lower lip

The last thing wanted was a small tooth chip

I learnt to french from fellows double bind

Our breathing broke the super silent air

He clasped me close I cuddled back his care

Chorus air ar aria

Revised sonnet #122

The numbness needled he enlisted cold

In stretched out silences I feared Id err

That hed abuse at slightest whiff of slur

I lumped this horrid hand I had to fold

My fingers stuck to statue frost took hold

A little colder skin tear would occur

It was a virtual nightmare burning blur

I couldve cried theyd sever never old

I clung to him in hugs to save us both

In words as well acknowledged neediness

Yet his arms matched my motions slightly loath

I claimed the cabin smacked of seediness

I pulled apart a bit I felt just odd

The sign I sought arrived as naked nod

Chorus odd funny peculiar

 

Revised sonnet #121

Read rare rapport just now in steep decline

This tight track meant our bodies fixed in file

Then Michael bumped a shoulder hard on mine

I wondered was it barge if so then vile

Air hot and sticky still and weather fine

I smirked at his ingratiating trite smile

I shoved aside a snaking noxious vine

And we trudged forth to batch a little while

I worried what Id do if he quit me

I lived to catch approval more than love

I felt a blatant hint in saving shove

I nearly stepped inside the bark debris

I blinked to him to corner me on bough

To force feed fine french kiss to crazy cow

Chorus bough gren ramo

Revised sonnet #120

A certain boy trolls this tall tenement

I wonder where the wearied parents lodge

Ten kilos over weight a proper podge

I cringe the qualms of zero precedent

The stairs are his insouciant element

There hes impossible to pass in dodge

Im sure theres more to him than standard stodge

On flan and mousse the pocket money spent

The podge yields huffs and puffs at rudest rub

In wobble by our bellies bounce then part

I write the frisson off again as flub

I want to tweak tits his hard havent heart

Im scared Ill scar the podge or ladyboy

Eclairs a guilty pleasure constant joy

Chorus ladyboy ladyboy ladyboy

 

Revised sonnet #119

I model nude that niche Im cool about

Its solid work in spite of rigmarole

I sit stock still arch back or lie and loll

The rules of decency I finely flout

Cite Figliere freezing winter takes the toll

Teeth chatter crazily and ruin your pout

You puff out clouds of steam and save your soul

You sweat inside your coat you drip dumb doubt

That painter Pierre prepared to finance job

Yet poor I meet on steps to street in sleet

The drafty garret gains a gust of heat

Off broken sofa leg in stove at lob

The fourteen hundred sou I spent on food

And we ate well a coupledom ensued

Chorus food chow nosh

Revised sonnet #118

She hinted hard there was a worldly gent

This pensioner a quiet yet full on flirt

That hed deflower a female vast event

That hed take his time never known to hurt

In ritzy Menilmontant meeting meant

A grill of quail our main then mousse dessert

I laughed at his stale jokes thus credence lent

The whole time his eyes homed Id mine avert

I lay across the pensioners old bed

I waited wanted waif in low lamp light

Id need owe nought to neither knave nor knight

I felt at furrow fossick his hard head

Then he slid kisses french in nether lips

Alas I left a virgin no thrust blood or rips

Chorus lips lippe lippen

Revised sonnet #117

I share the little lodging short of slum

In Plaisance quarter patch of demimonde

I look the daughter when in law the chum

As models we indulge a brilliant bond

A senior brings her sausage cheese and rum

He keeps her company hes rather fond

He mumbles Basque at which we wink just mum

Hes from the Pyrenees or pastures beyond

I want to work the crowd at Concert Mayol

As dancer she shows steps to me that style

Her occupation once though not a while

I let her mentor me in rigmarole

Head scarf of feathers g string scarcely more

Id land in lovely limelight strut to fore

Chorus more additional extra 

 

Revised sonnet #116

My private parts Id shaved and plucked till bare

Monsieur U fussy painter sketched too slow

And wondered might a stubble start to grow

Upon his pate I noted not a single hair

His cheese and croissant nude of distant stare

To skin he stroked an eerie even glow

I primped in place a glorious overflow

The standard props a sofa stool or chair

Id make as model seven hundred sou

I was a modest model clever pick

He rolled two coins to me a balance due

He laughed and gave his beard the lightest lick

In pretty portraits caught I slyly splay

Though toasted teen once wreckless runaway

Chorus splay flare widen

Revised sonnet #115

A client in lobby sun tanned suave and bluff

Id heard him hail the concierge keen to splurge

Ask whos the latest whore assuaging urge

And arms akimbo posed I gave a huff

I modeled nude it paid the bills enough

If nervous prior Id knelt to finger purge

The painter Littim underground on verge

Of popular in style a powder puff

Adapted yoga pose I put to fore

Id shaved till smooth skin surface ginger minge

The ragged labia didnt least impinge

The canvas rather chose to underscore

In galleries Ill hang once rendered raw

The sugar coated sarcasm proves its draw

Chorus raw crude natural 

More proof that etymology is a dead end. Doctor vs physician. Dr vs Pn, who ever heard of such a thing as Pn? Dr, drug, dregs drag, draw, dross, the waiting room which is a weighting room clinches it as machine jargon.🎲🎲🎲

Revised sonnet #114

As lavender all lies in seven creels

I Sappho strum and sing and strut above 

As every nymph the nonce in circle kneels

Those beauties chorus latch to song of love

The stanzas say how sad I get the shove

Ive failed to fathom what another feels

Too late to offer olive branch and dove

I missed in lovers spat his pax appeals

In Julias voice a flaw airs overfuss

The bathing nymph theme innocent enough

I blow a kiss to her a patient puff

Ive noted need to pass as one of us

Along the slopes anenomes that seed

Inside the sea anenomes that feed

Chorus seed saad seme

 

Revised sonnet #113

Dictator Pittacus has nicest niece 

Melitta loves the lyre and learns to play

Apollos suns are printed overlay

Upon her gown the favoured fashion piece

Her blonde hair bound is good as golden fleece

Its combs discouraging the strands astray

Her almost almond eyes ten shades of gray

Judge people nervously they never cease

That Pittacus in pity pardons foe

His Lesbos welcomes deadly dissidents

They moor unchallenged free of incidence

A civil wars the source of saddest woe

Oh Sappho answer she asks queasily

How can I pluck a lyre that easily?

Chorus queasily anxiously squeamishly

Revised sonnet #112

These naked females fondle me they smirk

They slurp at silver cups of sloshing wine

At every orgy bloated bitches irk

They cross the boundary and make theirs mine

The cunnilingus qualifies as perk

I wriggle under random bodies six or nine

Trapped so Im forced to waive a circle jerk

I see the sneaky noble wife and slave align

That slave and she adopt the doggie style

They angle eye to eye in looking glass

The many moans unleashed just oozing class

A noble husband fixed in forum very while

Young slave impetuous didnt pay the dues

Ill snitch on him though freed Ive lot to lose

Chorus dues ante tab

 

Revised sonnet #111

In bushes backing Aphrodites shrine

We kissed and copulated keeping dumb

I slapped his swinging balls he arched his spine

He cried out sexy Sappho quick to come

In company yet lonely loathe to pine

I stroked his biceps pecs and part turned bum

I closed eyes clenched I dreamt up girl just mine

I rolled along a little left leg numb

Id learnt of temptation off temple tarts

Id guide on prophylactic mitt or glove

Id wipe wine well inside those lips of love

I liberated lechers fickle hearts

A casual player I practise mercy sex

On priapic pricks it may upset or vex

Chorus sex coitus whoopee

left ether ever either

nether never neither right

Okay, etymology is a dead end -

what about machine jargon, then?

Revised sonnet #110

Ive painted lips and nipples frosty pink

The black eye liner lends you serious look

The see through negligee earns gawk and wink

I captivate art lovers by the book

The silver cups are raised aloft to clink

Theyre full of finest wine I never rook

The ious that bind of dusted ink

And gems that catch in bust or nether nook

Ive made the most of life as spoil of war

Your trusty Theban proves the better man

Though lacking looks and jokes of large elan

Ive learnt the lyre I strum and sing their lore

On banker Kressims kinky kiss of foot

Ill quiver humble he acts void of snoot

Chorus foot fod fot

 

Revised sonnet #109

Ah Sappho pardon my improper rant

I languish latest lady drawn to him

The chance of wedded bliss Ive sussed as scant

I fit in his type beautiful and slim

Yourself youre beautiful and elegant

I wonder why your aqua eyes turn dim

At mention made if hes irrelevant

I know your love of women more than whim

The gorgeous goddess Aphrodite made

A gift of flaw erasing facial cream

To old and ugly Phaon of poor esteem

And he turned striking cheers to shrink and fade

Yes Phaon as pretty boy exudes true charm

The inner man a mess to her on arm

Chorus charm appeal pizzaz

Revised sonnet #108

The proper words escape this practised pen 

Off peeled his pastel cardigan and shirt

Im loathe to say it but I like to blurt

I love the look of shredded macho men

I closed the wooden door of writers den

I lost the blouse and bra too late to flirt

The clinch and kiss hot asked of red alert

The morning after pill you wipe out when

I mumbled my apology in gag

As whoopee extramarital is wrong

In pores I carried other fellows pong

I dangled like a leather boxing bag

If Tim investigated late the fun affair

Then Jim evaded blame in conscience clear

Chorus affair fling infidelity

Revised sonnet #107

True love invites young friends to sacrifice

Themselves to make its compromise ideal

That loving couple hazards keeping nice

In criticism exclusive full on zeal

Ive come to crave the crazy bouncing dice

As laws of luck allude to hunch and feel

And hes accepted fashion vivid vice

As clingy clothes exhibit sex appeal

I handed him a hint of pyrrhic win

Id quit a lot of friends to favour him

I hosted him the only friend of whim

As hed estranged all his I was akin

One holiday I deemed the dude a botch

Upset at wait I tapped the time on watch

Chorus botch flub muff

Revised sonnet #106

Eyes his embarrassed my exclusive crowd

They stared unblinking leaving late their dip

I felt them fondle two tits tip to tip

I was the prettiest picked out quietly proud

I giggled goofily a little loud

Id missed essential part of someones quip

Id rated him on radar less than blip

A pick up line I mused yes hed end mieowed

The sort of boy in bias of leather hide

The sort of boy in bias of far off cry

The sort of boy in bias of wonder why

The sort of boy in bias of pattern pied

I freaked that he enforced the sight of me

That length of flirting distance finds its lee

Chorus me mich moi

Revised sonnet #105

I saw scat smear upon a public bench

I sat adjacent sensed a pick up spot

Your nudist chick is confident and hot

I self acclimatised to earthy stench

I wished away the rain it didnt drench

A nudist couple loomed a blot on plot

Then she arrived yes she of tufted twat

The veiny boobs Id like to budge and wrench

I looked at crinkling cellulite of gait

I got erect aroused that rather lame

I writhed away to hide the silly shame

A tight towel trapped it millisecond late

They frowned at me I shed a nervous fart

The bodys beautiful thing work of art

Chorus fart prd scoreggio

Revised sonnet #104

Ive got the week end left of latest lag

Ive flogged off secretly the stash of shanks

I used to catch the clowns or punish pranks

Id punch them down and make the pillow gag

To anger management its total thanks

Ill shrug off females when they nag and nag

On civvy street Ill merge in common ranks

Ill leave alone abandoned purse or bag

Ill miss the most a certain comfort doll

That started substitute as sleeping me

Id sawed off bars in plan to scarper free

The anger management proposed parole

I sliced the hair to bob on smuggled wig

I fell in love the nice tits not that big

Chorus wig peruke toupee

 

Revised sonnet #103

A strap slips slowly from the shoulder down

I dont try sticking back in proper place

He grunts approval face in sexual frown

Too much the tentative tense touch of lace

I know hes naked under dressing gown

Idea itself invites heart mine to sudden race

His eyes the draw if dappled gold yet brown

His stiff abs stay in silk till we embrace

He slides my knickers down to niggling knees

They finish ankles anchored own accord

I kick them far off on old rug theyre shored

I squeeze his covered cheeks to solely please

In nook of collar bone I catch his kiss

Then spasm expecting further steamier bliss

Chorus kiss kus kys

 

Revised sonnet #102

Together thirteen months the day I came

Across a letter lost addressed to wife

I liked to snoop a flaw thats such a shame

I slit it open using proper paper knife

I lurked the mistress his in double life

I was the wife to him except in name

The signs ignored in retrospect viewed rife

The break up had the bossy bitch to blame

I wasnt mentioned not a wayward word

And he insisted hard they shouldnt part

And he admitted much she had his heart

And he expected pity seen absurd

Of May December love you could keep clear

Else jewellery and flat your price appear

Chorus clear free loose

Revised sonnet #101

Its strange that were at peace asleep till dawn

The dreams are free in freak unwritten laws

The folk inside them move you meekest pawn

If parasites of mind they mind your flaws

Via our venetian blind slats sunshine sawn

In sea snake shades shes ringed it underawes

I zebra like ooze zeds I yearn yet yawn

All hers the listless lips vestigial claws

Thoughts mine are read aloud and me Im mum

Then she adds dont dwell dear it works it worse

You mustnt raise your rotten luck to curse

Thoughts hers I suss in sync if we turn dumb

Vicissitudes in play I most admire

Eyes hers they fervently gel glance greek fire

Chorus admire commend extol

Revised sonnet #100

At open mike nights foisted funny folks

I felt us soul mates moment good or bad

A little later we told better jokes

Our suppers canneloni latest fad

In meeting parents first I feared a hoax

The mothers quips quite corny stale and sad

The fathers chimed in laughter loud till croaks

Embarrassed boy I saw it made me mad

The picture posed a wooden wedded bliss

It was your cookie cutter style ersatz

A cottage picket fence and fluffy cats

It undermined as well wild way wed kiss

I hid the facts I halved the broken home

As minor puerile stole a garden gnome

Chorus home abode dwelling

Revised sonnet #99

The Xotheby auction hammer bangs best bid

Ive sold them domes and ceilings too too high

Your giants as best of breed that built that lie

As Manuel Humanzee I got on grid

In grasses high the lions themselves all hid

Till we the Bili chimps aspired to spy

On tiptoe tweaked a height to evil eye

The lame lions left that tall turf menace rid

You pay your dues tea party round the rule

You gibber gibbon just to clinch the crowd

You learn to give the fingers screeching loud

You land your lard arse fan a frontal fool

The beret brush and palette sell your art

Your garret gathers dust your stretch as start

Chorus art arte artea

Revised sonnet #98

New moon you light a lane to hunger cure

We werewolves genuflect and howl you praise

I love these black out drunks they dont endure

At ease Ill eat the living lost in heady haze

As graveyard digits dwindle less I lure

To forest feast the folk of wheat and maize

Im forced to hunt in lunar phase impure

Ive broadened scope to rebel runaways

A pinky spare or little toe the treat

They see tomorrow much as such Id eat

The heart alive or legally undead

I wolf it whole their spirit put to bed

Tea cup of china bone I sip so slow

The mountains crematoriums moons ago

Chorus slow leisurely measured

Revised sonnet #97

A ponytail in scrunchies tethered tight

Its fringe a focus put on almond eyes

A button nose and slightest underbite

Aimed winning look in front of glancing guys

I wanted her against the grain a shite

I never caught the cusses slurs or lies

I noted puppy fat and normal height

A diet and heels enough to hack to size

I lumped the luckiest break us arm in arm

As femme fatale too tragic he had her

The superficial charm a catchy burr

Theyd waded waves a while if palm in palm

Yes he told me a funny fib Id like to hear

I want to humble her yet shes a dear

Chorus hear hearre horen

 

In composition sometimes I find not etymology but jargon related to machinery - clock, dock, stock. Now the Pixies gave us sawsee pixels and cellulose, seesaw dust which turns liquid into solid or dream into reality, milk into ice cream. Consider Pixie etymology - moon, mine. The moon is full of seesaw, but was it ever mine? 🎲🎲🎲

Revised sonnet #96

I stumbled onto scrap of early chant

Arrear a desk in midst of moving house

It lacked a spirit mere emotive rant

Against imaginary sordid spouse

I noticed stab at sarcasm stood as nous

The syllable and stress in numbers off 

The lean to lengths of line your whim allows

In rays of day it might accept a scoff

The pose of poet I had to drop or doff

Id roll up sleeves and handle inky muck

Id quit to versify old pride Id quaff

I had to retool call on Lady Luck

And now that words are seen as solid stuff

I build the stanzas beautiful enough

Chorus stuff gear kit

Revised sonnet #95

Another crisis call the phone yields chirps

Out patient ego plainly underfed

I roll unseen eyes served up drunken burps

Ill visit pitied soul Im doomed to dread

The social service spare time mine usurps

I hug this drunk on her unruly bed

I suffer kisses hers in clumsy slurps

It culminates in bumps once head to head

At feet the bottles freed of flavoured gin

Tits hers their herbs perspire prop bliss

Their coriander and juniper I kiss

A hint of licorice I lap at chin

To black out senseless shell self medicate

The pills Ill bring I vaunt though very late

Chorus medicate dose fix

 

Revised sonnet #94

A dozy dream inside a reverie

Above there floated bowls of plastic flax

The cornucopia each and every

Tart fruit and berry seeming solid stacks

Alike in lucid nod to parallax

They loomed and lurked as lode youd ever see

A tease to taste its hint just heavenly

Yet phoney pastel food of fashioned wax

I licked at layers of plum and mandarin

The pinnacle of grape induced a drool

I pressed upon the skin to calm and cool

The phoney fruit and wished it saccharin

I suck at ripened berry bud of breast

Of succubus I salivate in zest

Chorus breast borst bryst 

Revised sonnet #93

Bride wore a little white dress overlaid

By scalloped lace groom wore a violet vest

Black suit and spats as Mary our flower maid

And matron Eve and photo feed assessed

The city life tax here they could evade

The Cayman Islands idyll climate blessed

The stress of shorted stocks too fared fine fade

They soaked up sizzling sunshine east to west

It was a magic match of slate and hazel eyes

To workaholic life theyd hastened pause

Yacht his yet not in legal clever clause

Gulls flew in spirals proved the shrillest spies

All smiles on swap of vows and wedding rings

The future fuzzy hinting what it slings

Chorus rings bands circlets

Revised sonnet #92

My darling Rosie end is near in ebb

The ennui fosters sleep as further proof

I feel a fool to feel alone aloof

Id like to leave awake and wise your web

Ive done my best to please ticked every box

Ive suffered much your casual covered yawn

The last the catchiest curbed at break of dawn

Infectious fun if amplified or pox

Theres more to life than cute exclusive love

In wallet weekly wage I purchase props

I cook in private pleasure eggs and chops

My pals are poles apart or hawk and dove

In yawn you yearn yet yours quite quirky queef 

A bodybuilders jelq I plug my brief

Chorus queef queef queef 

Revised sonnet #91

Why did I end up being the go to girl

To darlings burdened by a broken heart

The psychic avenue to proverb pearl

I listen long in silence little art

A brilliant boy of glorious russet curl

And blue eyes begged of her they quickly part

The fear and fury joined in funny whirl

And her eyes struck at space in start and dart

Ill clasp tight her hot hand to point of dike

And double check that nosey boys arent near

Ill celebrate traits hers and self endear

Ill sigh and shrug and sneer all boys alike

Ill recommend a book or pizza pie

Stand sassy substitute Im sort of sly

Chorus pie crustum taart

Revised sonnet #90

Jaycee the celebrant ticked us two wed

I new divorcee and he young single still

I pulled approval from the kids ahead

As he afforded charm and fit the bill

I was a country girl of common stock

And he a city boy of settler clan

At work I raked in hay and herded flock

And he applied a crust to pizza pan

I was unwise to put two eggs on ice

Thats given since to life a scruffy feel

I need a surrogate and nerves of steel

I harbour funny fear of pubic lice

Ive grabbed a marriage made of minds

At last Ive learnt a crisis seldom binds

Chorud minds esprits sinn

 

Revised sonnet #89

A curious cat I courted epic fail

It put a twister tight inside the head

I read and writhed the lonely last e mail

As he appeared the man I wouldve wed

A draft that never plunged in rubbish pail

It said I was a budding whore in bed

Jail bait awaited him and hed on verge avail

Yes patience played out positive I read

The fun affair Id hidden fizzled out

This scarcely something risible or vile

Id have told him if distanced weeks or while

Yes idiot I to idolise yet doubt

And looking back informed I fluffed to nix

I was a sorry mess and fit to fix

Chorus nix cancel scrap

Revised sonnet #88

Your name Id note a little out of place

Youve been abused accused and pushed about

Your latest lover proves a violent lout

Your brown eyes dull inside a sallow face

Im Downs of unofficially a race

You must join us and snook your sorry snout 

Against the Man and help us dash all doubt

In radical thought partner pocket ace

And should you count to hundred copy me

Youd crack two flints and start a forest fire

Youd burn in fume filled fluster down trod ire

And free our folk as far as what they see

The Man our puppetmasters blood is ice

Our limitations tough touch sacrifice

Chorus ice is ys

Revised sonnet #87

They said a beryl pierced her button nose

I shouldnt miss her since Id partial sight

As even twenty twenty eyes just close

If lips lock lips in kiss then heavens night

They said a chance of date if less than slight

Improved upon exhibiting your woes

A female quality to try and right

I took their tip and wriggled down ten rows

I swung in sight the shorter gammy leg

I licked at lips to heighten overbite

Upon her vivid voice I homed to peg

I laid out gluten free to whiten white

At last in silence she just blew a kiss

Else gagged at giggles sort of shed amiss

Chorus kiss embrasser soen

Revised sonnet #86

Yes mistress pain acquired taste narrows range

Asphyxiaphilia beats vanilla sex

The body fluids and odours cant exchange

Your rubber suit a second skin you flex

Im called out dog I sniff at self its strange

The proper punishments proposed perplex

You hammer my arse since Im linked to mange

A nasty rumour hot as horrid hex

The rubber mask I lump allows a breath

Its puny hole the place I catch a gasp

You lecture me at length through throaty rasp

Your balls vice brass you dial till little death

Yes mistress pity me in puppy play

Your leash yanks speak your brief I should obey

Chorus play lark sport

Revised sonnet 85

My friend and I insist on settling bills

Our bar accounts are clearly overdue

A cougar now youve honed your hunting skills

And were young bucks embracing seeming new

Take what you want avoid a war of wills

My friend and I are bent upon your brew

Our livers liquor aged in scars and rills

Minds poured the hypnotising amber hue

My friend and I are going to early grave

The principal implies our interest

Menage a trois the trade you likely crave

Too late as pussycat to quell that quest

My friend and I if doubled down as scions

Our livers centuries old lure two lions

Chorus scions heirs progenies

Revised sonnet #84

In Amsterdams tight antiquarian loop

Young blonde I meet her hair heaped curly mass

Espresso sipped amidst the munch of stroop

Then mochaccino toke and speculaas

Emiles art finest class it claims your whoop

The phantom bidders reward that fixers sass

On bail at large and free to fly the coop

The nazified Tdjmutt painting beats impasse

That personal assistant sports your looks

Though fluke I fear Ill fall in love again

The mirror maps the wrinkles fixes brain

I miss the bosom cup the nudge of nooks

Two serious students when we wed on whim

Our love the painters life if often grim

Chorus whim impulse vagary

Revised sonnet #83

You see the fickle world is wont to praise

The pushy whom in current shape it spurns

The passive popular till final days

It mutes and modulates to burial urns

I write that off as odd as passing craze

The next Id guess the sooks of stomach churns

The butterflies of vacillating ways

The bobbing bullseye accuracy earns

Id like to show myself in certain style

In silks and satins nervous next to nil

Id like to suck on sugar coated pill

Of flattery and fib to lessen bile

Id like to be just me of humble heft

Ill start to salvage soul though littles left

Chorus heft import mass

 

Revised sonnet #82

Just like the other man I miss the mark

A shame I lack in bite he lacks in spine

Id grab his gifts to overlay those mine 

I see Im like a whale hes like a shark

Theres emptiness inside this story arc

I see your smirks to secret speech incline

You rarely flatter either man too fine

I see Im like a gluon hes like a quark

Attraction then is purely physical

Ive found another whom Id kiss and cup

Attacked as superfluous I stiffen up

You catch eyes intimately quizzical

You wanted more or less a modern man

I did the best I could to prop your plan

Chorus man fellow guy

Revised sonnet #81

I slouch along the metal shelter bench

And ponder much the poster flush in glass

Ill move on off once over drizzle drench

The humble hostess smiles at every class

I guess that giantess sells exotic fix

Your brain abroad its problems swiftly shrink

At rate of frames I fathom blink turns wink

Just her and me the meme I mustnt nix

Once brave I carry over reddish coals

The hostess curled in muscular arms mine

The searing pain I feel in naked soles

At Kalis Thanith feast I show some spine

Air Tophequsi your hostess hosts a dream

I mightve put in her eyes happy gleam

Chorus dream fancy reverie

Revised sonnet #80

Once night time luminous that whitish wake

Of algae from the slashing bow I see

The sparkling plaits of same off stern at lee

Undo a deal as foaming water rake

On land I lolled alone I felt a fake

I set the sailor final question more

Of woman sobbing cabin down one door

The sailor sussed their cruise as make or break

A fag tip flickers shes an anglerfish

Im drawn on draw a pufferfish in awe

To squeeze on past the wedded woman wish

Ill puff out chest all butterflies in craw

I bumble by bioluminescent light

The moon and stars on foil for fools a white

Chorus light glow radiance

 

Revised sonnet #79

Youll filter flattery take modicum

Of platitudes in silence show your nerve

The sugar pill is dealt to keep you dumb

And visible and not to dull your verve

Ive watched you closely both your pal and perv

Youve got a lovely match of boobs and bum

That doesnt differ when youre chuffed or glum

I can assure you loyalty know Ill serve

Youve made a mess identical to last

Its fault of character a fate I fear

Ill whisper what exclusively you hear

And once erased that may miss metal cast

I wonder whether its an evil spell

The error fixes fast you do as well

Chorus spell enchantment invocation

Revised sonnet #78

Hailed off higher plane a pure hermaphrodite

Youre certified I see you could cop cut

Your balls retract till theyre required to jut

Theres little drag your pelvis flap for flight

I like our little cabin crew tonight

Im dazzled by three sets of boobs and butt

The cutie feminine Ive seen in smut

The cougar masculine Ive found in fright

I wind to dusky lights off dimmer switch

You pilot automaton party course

The cutie cautious works out which is which

The cougar callous brings to privates force

Theres something odd about the state of us

These lights and moans are low I mustnt fuss

Chorus us uns oss

 

Revised sonnet #77

Your hips are like a hidden butterfly

Theyve lurched you immortality via luck

The osteoporosis insidious snuck

You fell you snapped a hip you didnt die

The private surgeon was a greedy guy

And pitched you extra metal extra buck

Youd weather whoopy better romp and ruck

Youd pass as female long last leave the lie

Youre next to normal snip of hair and nails

Old black eye lashes baffle never fade

You pencil kohl around them serious shade

You bide the banisters and grip their rails

You felt in gut the pitch all flattery

You said yes gut itself earth battery

Chorus flattery compliment plaudit

Revised sonnet #76

My love youre sweet or sour youre kind or cruel

I catch upon your cheeky shrug or wink

Your little laugh and giggle further fuel

Your haughty gaze exaggerates my slink

You shouldnt shutter natures larger gifts

To kill off whats in context lesser flaw

Id rather suffer sometimes rippling rifts

Myself Im weird in weirs in common law

Ive quit the beauty narrowly Ive known

Your rudest rival who affects a lour

I dont ask why afraid it would empower

Ill leave you should I find a fresher clone

Im filter riddled where youre blinker framed

I love that biased view but youre sort of gamed

Chorus framed enclosed hemmed

Revised sonnet #75

In front of dresser looking glass assigned

Our sauterne copper coloured fully ripe

I look lots like her lest you pan out blind

I love her style and she accepts I swipe

Her shoes are black and brown a two tone type

Her blouse is white its collar flat and winged

Her cap is black its edge a silver stripe

Her coat is navy blue till aqua ringed

If given guns and shells enough in bore

To stamp out sparrows malt house pests of late

Then we assault the pests in contract chore

That grain at risk is safe to germinate

Sir Esvjas Nzist claps us pleased as punch

A bird in bloody bits it meant to munch

Chorus punch cuff thump

Revised sonnet #74

I strut through Sandows body culture gym

Thats me in cheetah print on tightest togs

In cheval mirrors skinny side of slim

I coast through warm up stuff the circuit jogs

A man hoists weights to build up every limb

The cartwheels whizz wide fingers seeming cogs

Im scared of stitch and cramp this interim

Ive made a start on sixteen weeks of slogs

Waxed Whiskers said Id zero skill yet zeal

Anxiety marred the growth of muscle bulk

Hed mentor me I neednt sob or sulk

At massage slap and squeeze I didnt reel

He did a one arm push up dont you know

As mime a boob in cupped hand saw it so

Chorus know grasp realise

Revised sonnet #73

Dear Dicky social intercourse you crave

You suffer self abuse you bow to bane

The victim neednt visit early grave

Afflicted by insidious semen drain 

In Manly Health youd find I much explain

That self abuse as well assaults the brave

And physically fit of muscle gain

Those who in gyms in fact to weights are slave

Your knickerbockers down a bright idea

The pee jar fills exhibits floating gunk

Thats creamy chronic spermorrhea

It disappears if salix nigras drunk

You send a further pound a piddling sum

I wont inform the worried dad or mum

Chorus sum amount tally

Revised sonnet #72

True Doctor Proctor mines a novel knack

I fall asleep unloaded loll off limp

I haunt an inner city sly grog shack

Its jovial publican at close turns pimp

On proper prophylactics might I skimp

A hanky wrapped around tip stem and sack

A hair tie rolled to base your harlots crimp

Id sometime squirt unraveled forth and back

Identified you say its parasyphilis

And women folk I should the while avoid

The chemists cocaine syrup scripted bliss

The first time swabbed I salve to haemorrhoid

Up stairs or lift adjacent balustrade

Your surgery address at Queens Arcade

Chorus balustrade balaustrada balistrad

Revised sonnet #71

Your fantasy elitism lent you nought

Your soul a sop to Satan special guest

You rounded out the numbers like the rest

You missed the point of pyramid you sought

In world of wealth you worshipped bottleneck

The sparkling folk around you shared your shine

You peaked and plunged on pyramid in line

You lost to gigolos yelled what the heck

The crash test dummy Satan set your god

You gave up ghost thats bottom gears to him

Yet he aspired to rest your ride turned gym

The statuettes made of gold you gave the nod

You value Satans glory very vain

Yourself in misted mirror do disdain

Chorus vain conceited narcissitic

pharaoh = fairy, fiery custodian of crematorium

upper fairy corpse burner

lower fairy rubbish incinerator

what are fairies? full of hot air

what do fairies ferry? neither here nor there

pyramid = fired fairy mud

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Revised sonnet #70

On floating clothes I smack a dolly stick

In frills and pleats the fear is box iron singe

Id rather suck a drunken diggers dick 

Id rather mint it minding my own minge

The matron put in place a plan to leave

In laundry kit youd learn to earn your keep

The bustle cuff and sleeve at weight of weave

Egg ball and sleeve irons rid of wrinkles deep

Ive studied Mrs Beetons brilliant book

A wifes exacting standards I more than meet

I thump the tub to champion suds and heat

I ponder luck and not embarrassed look

I miss the laid on gin and pretty pence

Those gentlemen of covert consequence

Chorus pence cents rupees

Revised sonnet #69

A standard sailor suit Id wear a card

The whistling driver drove on never fussed

I liked to case the humming horse tram yard

Id sit so still concerned conductors sussed

Id slink inside a horse tram dead of dusk

Id study making whoopee strokes turned sighs

Off roller seats arose their sensual musk

Those massaged mammaries Id memorise

The honey hair the cheeks of rosy bloom

The cycle riding coat in black and gray

The tilted hat its veil and pheasant plume

The boots on shoulders his the thighs that splay

To orphanage I would then wander back

In hooky nature study risk of smack

Chorus back ritorno terug

Revised sonnet #68

I chase as social scientist sometime sleuth

The fallen Fort St sisters story line

The blush of coloured cheeks a gory wine

The lighting soft and stark in total Truth

If parents simply spread the genes infirm

If sluts to fate awake assert themselves

Investigative journalism there delves

I wring the hands afraid of flimsiest germ

I reckon blame on Randolph clitoris

Your nibbled nipples decadent hors doeuvres

That vulva vague you finger buried nerves

As culprits calibrate theyre hit or miss

To press the cotton drawers and pantaloons

Of classy whores an inkling silver spoons

Chorus pantaloons pantalonger pantaloni

 

Revised sonnet #67

A Magdalen I am the clothes of class

I loiter Durham St I pitch a lay

Arrear the building brick and glass and brass

Upon the cedar deck of empty dray

The cutest mule youll mount I say and bray

He raises skirt and petticoat to peep

The satin boots I stomp apart to splay

He drops his pants at once he plunges deep

A monocle or pince nez secret keep

He doesnt recognise his dirty doves

The passersby to queer conclusions leap

His style the bowler walking stick and gloves

You bank the money when you catch your breath

You cream the city life in little death

Chorus breath puff wind

Revised sonnet #66

The Parliament act pushes prudish view

It hustles bawds and harlots underground

It gives the constable a clever clue

The spate of break ins beyond a pubic mound

Tobacco shop is set up Percys front

The smokescreen serves to waiver wives

To stogy connoisseurs I pander blunt

That pressure puts a prick in braggart lives

Ill bat all butts to storage room out back

To sniff at cigarettes or shredded leaf

I sell them doggie style its bucking brief

Theyre not aligned to suck at swinging rack

Two shillings buys you smoko quickie fun

Two guineas buys you holidays all done

Chorus fun merriment sport

Revised sonnet #65

A fancy man on make and former lout

In gloves and collar wife the casual whore

Ill pull an idling punter by the snout

Jerk her unfettered pantaloons to fore

He owns a pipe Ill light its plug and puff

He owns a shirt same size as me in cut

Ill put it on and pluck at crease and fluff

The while they kiss arrear a curtain shut

His crown Ill clap if critical of look

His balls Ill kick at whiff of wild romance

A second pound allows him bowwow stance

Ive shouted shots of gin at barroom nook

The day job seamstress shell sew a blouse

In even stitches small suspicion rouse

Chorus blouse blose bluse

Revised sonnet #64a

The dirty doves earn me quite decent cash

Their bosoms squeezed in frame of flounce and bow

Their stays their waists indent on loop of lash

To cheeks the rouge applies a gorgeous glow

Queen st address the building borders flash

All walks of life the punters high and low

Though diggers staple sort as slaves to gash

The shillings clink the wine and whiskey flow

Our dove Elizabeth turned thirty glum

And worked as washer woman made ends meet

A punter overlapped and cleaned the sheet

They married happy shes a model mum

I left the life at thirty three turned bawd

In pass of prime I prove as good as flawed

Chorus bawd madam procuress

Revised sonnet #63

A spell of sexual abstinence the plan

In summer since the vicar stands in guide

I tentatively turn to puritan

The spill of seed a potent homicide

Your legs in slumber sweat you spread out wide

To dry your balls your dreams a female find

The succubus inserts as phony bride

Your member milks you thrash the tightest grind

Just Mr Hares invention makes you pure

The nipple clip electrodes pulse you sane

You issue muscles sexual dream disdain

Your postal order pound invests its cure

A butchers boy on bike I carry meat

To homes of local girls I like to greet

Chorus meat brawn  flesh

Revised sonnet #62

He tilts rosy sunglasses soon sees me

Raises revs of latest Naserati

We agree to speed to private party

He taps my thigh his tone tends to breezy

His ascent as chef one far off easy

Diners drummed in cream of arty farty

Silver service restaurant evincing hearty

Salmon sautéed neither dry or greasy

Other duvet wraps a drowsy fellow

Brain alive yet limbs immobilized are

Sort of looks a lecher lolling mellow

Queers coccooned are we the parallels jar

Truth to tell Im never really picky

What a sneak to turn to slip a mickey

Chorus picky choosy fussy

bubonic

bubastic

scalliwag

scalliger 

Revised sonnet #61

Wander we wet wharf thick piles and gables

Cloaked in limpets oysters clams and mussels

Paddle crab off sponges by us bustles

Bides abandoned pulleys chains and cables

Furtive finger flick fun fare enables

Tickles tentative then turn to tussles

Fingers fondle fine skin raw silk rustles

Heavy humps the stuff of fisher fables

Low tide lays out mire above gulls glide gyre

We eye razor mouths of mussel clusters

Dare they cut us come out knuckledusters

Not ours easy veins availing vampire

Nod I limb regeneration notion

Found fake fish starfish throughout an ocean

Chorus notion idea concept

Revised sonnet #60

Baron Octopus in blush adopts green

Where green wall of coral camouflage acts

Billows cloud of ink then exits black scene

Eel invader robbed of visible tracts

Princess Prawn transparently treks tiptoe

Wears a fearful phony eye on her arse

Cannibals if curious lately lie low

Till tide turn if usual prawn prey prove sparse

Cropper Hermit Crab inhabits conch shell

Wishes conches coolest natural end

Hermit crabs if happy on death dont dwell

Pincher over pincer hierarchies rend

Hes so fun and far from fuddyduddy

He allows aquariums clear or muddy

Chorus fuddyduddy traditionalist square

Revised sonnet #59

We take diving masks off our own faces

Down Poor Knights tightest tunnels

We tread water wary zero paces

We tie put the boat in widest funnels

Next he wipes away the salty runnels

From jaw mine and we exchange embraces

Next he kisses me at bobbing gunnels

Pothole mazes are the strangest spaces

Moray eel ambushes cockabully

Shoal of yellow parrotfish takes plunges

Down amongst the red and orange sponges

We view fishes fascinating fully

My man muses much on sea things they thrive

Sun touched by torch lit I nod too no jive

Chorus thrive flourish prosper

Revised sonnet #58

My darling loves to clutch my fine red hair

I did tell him Id dreamt myself a blonde

Our plan out bush to biff all worldly care

Our kisses private cordoned by a frond

Our hollow where unhappy cats abscond

The Urewera treetop tuis are heard

To lone trills past a sunrise chorus bond

The kakas cackle criticism concurred

The holy winds Tawhirimatea incites

A sickly soul revives on verge of death 

The malady identified in breath

The crisp air he inhales off icy heights

The crazy diets Id do Id grow and shrink

The hair and nails Id shed a nod to skink

Chorus shrink dwindle wane

Revised sonnet #57

My hair heavy hangs so sea spray laden

We view past the promontory narrow

Mapped out myth the maiden next to maiden

Peaks that play third suitor halve to harrow

Mute volcanoes lava like a marrow

Suitors play theyre stuck on maiden mountain

Inching barrow past the others barrow

Skipping suicide show as fiery fountain

She tossed him a wad of mint unmarked cash

She asked him to shoo away the daughters

Wild teens hers and drawn to manly moustache

Nothing stronger served than bottled waters

Every second souls a boy theyre on tap

Bar tsunami strike or lightning ball zap

Chorus tap faucet valve

Revised sonnet #56

My squeeze and I talked tortuous teenage pain

My baffling bosom size its gain and loss

My blotch of skin and spots and bulge of vein

My period cramps unflinched a carried cross

His random randiness an awkward strain

His brain to consciousness a slave or boss

His clumsy arms and legs the growth quick gain

My squeeze expressed in phrases free of floss

A crafty crab on sand trap crimps its lip

The flax affords my bare calves crisscross cuts

My shins press pimpernel to sway and dip

While we weave way around the sedge tramp ruts

The shifting bars of sand their banking beach

He reckons build and blunt the breakers reach

Chorus beach coast strand

Revised sonnet #55

Te Auroa whistled high to hoist the mood

The pool reflected back to her her face

The tohitohi surfaced silver hued

A dragonfly asserted silent grace

Though chosen by excitable elite

The brains and beauty led to lonely snare

That demigoddess gifted head to feet

Then worried over girls of lesser ware

Id value him a sweet and simple soul

If low on luck that makes us deuce and deuce

A chance at happiness our common goal

A mythical trope might yet be of use

An inkling him the milk and me the cream

That octopus escapes in cloud of dream

Chorus cream crema creme

Revised sonnet #54

At Whites Beach wind bends coprosoma strands

The toitoi hold their ground on close exam

The clay track twists till sand there self disbands

Against the bluff the constant breakers slam

Hes fond of fabled felon laugh on lam

George Wilder caper clifftop altitude

In vacant cottage civil giving damn

The note he leaves in large oozed gratitude

The shags and gannets fish in foaming swells

They wriggle kahawai out from the clinging kelp

I board the basking shark and give a yelp

He ushers me off it eyes worried wells

He praises red hair mine I rise in mood

Then praise him back on baby blue eyes viewed

Chorus mood aura feel

 

Revised sonnet #53

Pohutakawa encountered looks to flee

The twisted roots exhibited tale tell

Theyre knuckle white at low tide ebbing sea

Around the rocks and stones they cup they dwell

Two kingfishers their foil a solstice frost

Abandon brilliant stonk of cloud of gnats

The flighty crowd of sandhoppers accost

They fear in landing pounce of feral cats

He guesses wrinkling waves an ozone drug

To mermaid might you melt immersed enough

Accepting kiss I so accept the cryptid stuff

As apes aquatic blubber bound we hug

He says that loves a mundane cause yet sweet

He bides the braids of hair I do till neat

Chorus sweet nice pleasant

Tower object taller than it is wide

Tower of babel a tower of words or alphabet blocks

At place

Lant stale urine

Is building

Atlantis place of the stale urine building

Lanted gentry collectors of stale urine

the natural detergent on deforested lant

You couldnt see the lant for the trees

an old pixie lumber jack proverb or see saw sayso 🎲🎲🎲