Revised sonnet #72
True Doctor Proctor mines a novel knack
I fall asleep unloaded loll off limp
I haunt an inner city sly grog shack
Its jovial publican at close turns pimp
On proper prophylactics might I skimp
A hanky wrapped around tip stem and sack
A hair tie rolled to base your harlots crimp
Id sometime squirt unraveled forth and back
Identified you say its parasyphilis
And women folk I should the while avoid
The chemists cocaine syrup scripted bliss
The first time swabbed I salve to haemorrhoid
Up stairs or lift adjacent balustrade
Your surgery address at Queens Arcade
Chorus balustrade balaustrada balistrad
