A curious cat I courted epic fail
It put a twister tight inside the head
I read and writhed the lonely last e mail
As he appeared the man I wouldve wed
A draft that never plunged in rubbish pail
It said I was a budding whore in bed
Jail bait awaited him and hed on verge avail
Yes patience played out positive I read
The fun affair Id hidden fizzled out
This scarcely something risible or vile
Id have told him if distanced weeks or while
Yes idiot I to idolise yet doubt
And looking back informed I fluffed to nix
I was a sorry mess and fit to fix
Chorus nix cancel scrap
