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Tuesday, December 31, 2019

Revised sonnet #1287

My girl unnerves of late disposed to nag
And overbearing she decides to boss
My pauses suffered she talks through the lag
Im laryngitis free I fudge the loss
Her list of former beaus a certain snag
I mull them visually emoting cross
I find her sickly sweet and prone to brag
Id rather gorge too fast on candy floss
Her cloak I carry into given room
As stalking steed and people stare and freeze
Her stilted barbs at foe aspire to ease
They conquer corners bitchy bend a boom
Accustomed not to rumored rivalry
Her champion am I strapped in chivalry
Chorus rivalry antagonism contest



Saturday, December 28, 2019

Revised sonnet #1288

How shell insult the mind and undermine
I ever look like landing any man
I field forfeit first finish also ran
I stomach loss a solid losers sign
Her figure cuts a subtly curvier line
Her fingers longer elegantly fan
Her eyes a silver quicker catch and scan
Her hair hangs looser glossier further fine
Ive seen her mince in missing skirt and belt
Ive seen her wink in missing liner stick
Ive seen her crimp in missing stole of felt
Ive heard her hail him honest rural hick
In sibling rivalry a circumstance
That shes the elder sister stealing glance
Chorus circumstance locale situation

Wednesday, December 18, 2019

Revised sonnet #1289

Many moments might Ive vocalised gripe
Jocular at loose end jolly jaded
Lots Ive been in love and serenaded
When Im flattened down in flattering hype
Analysed predicaments the man type
Friends aside Ive suffered stints unaided
Chance of perfect match a fraction faded
Odd tears rilling cheeks Id sort such swift wipe
When we windowshop it segues to arty
Over dummies poring poses static
Clothes cool can crank make you life of party
What we wear uncool thats automatic
Find Im finally a leap year older
Let love linger docile passions smoulder
Chorus older ouder ouer

Tuesday, December 17, 2019

Revised sonnet #1290

That Kujeppe who feathered frosty face
And dabbed away offending dot
And buffed till bluff a pastel blusher jot
And combed each glacier coloured hair in place
I wondered why the winter sun tanned race
The flakes of solid snow if freezing hot
The Arctic camels permafrost their plot
The multifunctional in strangest space
That Lakiqqi identical twin hers
Albino like in love of Mother Earth
Eats carrots only such strange stuff occurs
The orange irises arise end dearth
That Melorro a clone to covered chicks
Initial look their likeness would just nix
Chorus chicks broads girls

Friday, December 13, 2019

Revised sonnet #1291

At crash test dummy me align your light
O wholly holy stars of evening sky
The future never burned and beamed this bright
Ive paid a price and limped up low to high
Across the early morning star jerks eye
In consciousness experience preemptive plight
I bounce about the bonnet folds full flight
The motor cage in stages caves I die
Selves sleeves slide into their tight telescope
Each self sleeve stores a matryoshka doll
Youd only want your lowliest level soul
To suffer stupid stuff to gamely grope
You need to draw together join the dots
Though slink I centrifuge to fractal bots
Chorus dots motes points

Tuesday, December 10, 2019

Revised sonnet #1292

Is karma how I earnt the torture tank
Im bottom lobster base of four tier bloc
Though bigger specimens are boiled in crock
Just prior they chow their kin they yank up rank
I jumped the queue I sidled from the flank
I nudged in rudely tired of times tick tock
I rankled peers unphased I fingered clock
It wasnt like a prison law of shank
Id rather ship a poachers rhino horn
Than stick around a chimp in manacle
Id rather cart a nobblers unicorn
Than stick around a bitch unbankable
Id rather ride on shark a remora
Than stick around a krill in plethora
Chorus remora remora remora


Wednesday, December 04, 2019

Revised sonnet #1293

Say they that theres surely someone better
Whos impassioned prepossessed and caring
Current livein couldnt chime in wetter
Bottle necks and bilge in silence sharing
Mates of his evaluate me the fetter
We wont wreck ourselves if nothing daring
He observes in fateful farce a squaring
Got to gin a gorgeous grand gogetter
Cold is he in charm if never jealous
Only child indifferent to other
Sibling rivalry afflicting brother
Cautious commonly and rarely zealous
Come to thorough think theyre disapproving
Versus boys by batch that madly moving
Chorus disapproving censuring panning

Tuesday, December 03, 2019

Revised sonnet #1294

I struck an old flame walking Shortland Street
Uncanny were the jugs the way theyd jut
The crimson blouse of silk a stylish cut
I heard her husky hello nice to meet
The builders vans in lines affected fleet
Then we encountered scaffold saddled hut
I poopood poor Post Office stripped of gut
Art deco not a period past repeat
I bustled her inside a corner bar
I shouted her a beer and brandy shot
I was the same and shed improved a jot
As student chums once would we rate as par
Id stuck to squat encroach and dumpster dives
I wondered whence our sudden forking lives
Chorus dives plunges swoops

Tuesday, November 26, 2019

Revised sonnet #1295

To aid you put yourself inside my shoes
I knew quite well your wild ex worked out worse
You lost a credit card tucked safe in purse
I had my lesser fault the binge of booze
You noted how Id little left to lose
Yet stuck to rut I was to risk averse
You noted how Id ever clamour curse
Yet never really blew my burning fuse
I shut my ears to slander slanted speech
It was unfocused wounded anyone
I liked specific sarcasm deadly done
If ventured versus hanging fruit in reach
I put myself inside your shoes your cant
I cocked a shocking snook avoided rant
Chorus cant pretence show
Revised sonnet #1296

Planned to ping the place a little early
Sheryl Sheila Shirley plain forgot name
Memory in lapse of late lost looks lame
Russet locks of hers are kinked or curly
Babe on arm of big bloke bald and burly
Passing similar the bare soft skin same
Combed off crown affects flowing fine flame
Ginger locks at brow as bangs are swirly
I see she slips safety belt far from feat
Tips the taxi driver down Nuffield St
I see she slinks tentative then toes kerb
Sashays sultriness by billboard bold blurb
Gastro bar ensconced I itch to bellow
Her through concertina window hello
Chorus bellow holler yell

Tuesday, November 19, 2019

Revised sonnet #1297

Alarmed at her sustained sagacity
The taunting talk to my untroubled head
I felt I was implored to drop down dead
I wanted whats a partners parity
Emotions charged I called on clarity
I mightve lacked a certain skill in bed
I mightve lacked a manner poorly bred
I mightve lacked the trait tenacity
I shouldnt have hailed her as beautiful
I shouldnt have held her if elegant
I shouldnt have hummed her if relevant
I shouldnt have hacked her as dutiful
Im breezy natured ever affable
In squalid situations unflappable
Chorus affable cordial pleasant


Wednesday, November 13, 2019

Revised sonnet #1298

Dawdling dirty geezers gawk oncoming
My tight tan t shirt its generous breasts
Faster strides I make to minimise pests
Hands at sides stiff scared Id come off mumming
Snug bra cups in lace thats cleavage plumbing
Wobbles waiver preempt the asinine jests
Cant conceal anxiety fear of fear bests
Stilts the social side Im still succumbing
Cane taps come along in ears sand scrapes stray
Face in sunnies leans to lovely looking
Accidental feel ups dormant foray
Since blind else all cop a finger hooking
My back pain and fungus fairly cripple
Should I proffer next time pip of nipple?
Chorus cripple disable hamper





Tuesday, November 05, 2019

Revised sonnet #1299

I swear youre boxed in by this dawdling bint
You click your cane along a cordoned road
Your sunnies ward off sun in sweat you squint
You follow flow of mob and paver node
You bump a babe you miss in beam a glint
You snort the scaffolds city council code
You rake through gravel granite grit and flint
Enlarged text virtualised your future lode
Teed St yields oestrogen to second sight
Two window dummies nod you dashing dude
Your jacket boasts a hair its only blight
On tartan tracks in crackling static hued
You board the bus to save yourself a mile
You swear to driver Rodneys step your style
Chorus mile mijl myl

Friday, November 01, 2019

Revised sonnet #1300

A pantyhose crotch unhinged a flap uneyed
Invited stroke of fingers heated haste
I hinted moves via loudly lewd lambaste
I writhed at him I opened further wide
I pulled in hard hips his I acted guide
Too saccharine a man that came off chaste
I pinched at his alluring little waist
I scarcely sensed the solid slide inside
The pumping started after curious queef
And how he hyperventilated huffs
I mended manners mine and mouthed two puffs
A correspondent climax jelquers brief
Im bit above your social intercourse
Thanks though if he exhibits fervent force
Chorus intercourse dealing exchange


Tuesday, October 29, 2019

Revised sonnet #1301

Yes cool as company though not the man
A common spouse I notched up north of nought
In common law in seven summer span
Id proven lesser lover hers than ought
Third wheel in whack a milquetoast also ran
I heard her hum the soul she shouldve sought
It could all hinge upon a blanket ban
I wondered what else would end overwrought
To lance us she enlarged to lips a lick
And called to mind old partners proven glut
Ahoy Nick stick Rick dick Mick wick Dick rick
Id learnt their names in barnyard scuttlebutt
They shared the double bed till break of dawn
I sucked their secondary smoke as pawn
Chorus dawn dageraad daggry

Wednesday, October 23, 2019

Revised sonnet #1302

The karma coming back as robber crab
Untipped the taxi drivers such short shrift
Id slumped upon the seat a seismic rift
Tail bone I broke inside its buttock flab
The crazy yellow ants too small to grab
I bury deep in dirt the pincers slice and sift
The coconuts I roll too hard to lift
I crack their sprout knots using jarring jab
I rip raw red crab quickly from a dish
I steal a hikers cutlery a fork and spoon
Theyre filthy ever smell of hunted fish
Theyre greasy halls of mirrors where I moon
All Xmas Islands walloped me at once
In calculating cash I proved the dunce
Chorus once instant moment


Thursday, October 17, 2019

Revised sonnet #1303

A gorgeous girl I loved just loomed too near
I watched the thin throat tighten anxiously
It uglified I even looked to flee
The subjectivity inspired a leer
I wondered why the lobe on either ear
The smallish close together eyes that see
The sloping shoulders head their apogee
The figure less hour glass and lot a pear?
I worked out why the short set s shaped spine
The fingers pointer longer length than ring
The curvy stick out bum in clothes that cling
The lustrous locks their seeming overfine
Your body quells a cold your nostrils pink
Youd glow as goddess bar that human kink
Chorus pink pienk pinc


Tuesday, October 15, 2019

Revised sonnet #1304

A Russian Jew alit at Brighton Beach
New York via Tel Aviv once penny poor
I graduated to grifter selling ore
To emigres I skimmed as shill in reach
In passport photo fake Im blond as bleach
Ive copied Boris Arctic circle vor
I matchmake man and postal order whore
Its sweet a lonely loser linked to leech
True decadent our diner Rasputin
The caviar gourds of gold to overspill
The snail egg cups of gold to overkill
I count off gold teeth should the greedy grin
The Georgian emigres theyve come this far
I sniff tea out the steaming samovar
Chorus far distant remote




Saturday, October 12, 2019

Revised sonnet #1305

On steamier days Id fill a mug with milk
To brim and sink the lot in secrecy
Tea bags and coffee powder fine ask me
Id not incite the caffeine addled ilk
Id screen the perk the smoko staff room bilk
A priceless soothing smile Id give the key
A shoulder shrug Id chuck in free of fee
Id greet the guys in voice as smooth as silk
A flea took bite of me a simple deed
A normal parasite as might you meme
Yet fevered life itself I did concede
Toy dog the host a flaw in furry gleam
Reincarnated a boxer bosoms joy
Yank surplus human milk as Nectar Boy
Chorus joy delight pleasure

Tuesday, October 08, 2019

Revised sonnet #1306

My gang informed that green grape garden bar
The grapes resembled notes upon a stave
A waiter served the cheese and wine I crave
I scoped the gorgeous babes on stools afar
I faced four fools all innocents on par
I cringed their noble nods a fervent wave
I crossed the crowded floor abrupt and brave
I bumped a babe a bit and didnt spar
Id had one mouthing my raised collar bone
Id had one smooching my strong sensual hips
Id had one licking my arched lilac lips
Id had one puffing my vast pelvic zone
I left the restroom regally to cap
They grinned at pad that fluked an ankle gap
Chorus cap end finish


Monday, September 30, 2019

Revised sonnet #1307

Our bows in zazen under banyan boughs
Agility poise stamina and speed
Our kareteka starts on nods and vows
A move of hers made makes me move in heed
I parry kick I mustnt let emotion rouse
Ibuki carries her to sparring lead
I parry punch assured in kikken nous
I swing a foot as forceful fainted deed
And later see I her assume a role
The evil genie put inside its jar
Acknowledge what we were to what we are
Ourselves escape unscathed thats safe and whole
Immortality round the corner read
Its better bruises healed than very dead
Chorus read perused scanned

Saturday, September 21, 2019

Revised sonnet #1308

Catch your crush end tentative type thinking
Feel out thoroughly through faithful fun friends
Flattery in proxy gossip fits ends
Stepping out and heavenly arm linking
Batting lashes nervous never blinking
Shows to him your heart to wild wish wends
Hugs and kisses means to physical ends
Vouch up front youre not a violet shrinking
Love is something sortied by the foolish
Sailing past yourselfs a challenging quest
Introspection centres on the ghoulish
Better not to analyze invoke zest
Know I know that brilliant what works what irks
Take this tip true flirt fresh foster his quirks
Chorus irks disturbs troubles


Tuesday, September 17, 2019

Revised sonnet #1309

Prison lifes thought nasty rap on knuckles
Pinching cars appealed as easypeasy
Credits scrolled in forced mirth make me queasy
Why the laughter canned the candied chuckles?
Cougar shows off cleavage never suckles
Frozen facial features minted breezy
Secondary smoke and diction wheezy
Vaping vaunted audience skewered it buckles
Rented room a valueless one star quest
Better off if booked in majestys guest
Flushing loo and basin claim I my own
Better posh than poor in grammar school zone
Carbon copy Padre Pio to prayer a witness
Model captive minding my own business
Chorus witness deponent observer

Friday, September 06, 2019

Revised sonnet #1310

Patients gushed at me I was a pleasant fellow
Surgery inspired the accolades yet
Marvellous eye surgeon nature mellow
Fathers shoes I filled I stood such safe bet
Modest student first to hash out hello
Scholarships reduced the overall debt
Stuck to fathers steps decision yellow
My vocation was in honest fact vet
Lord Madep and Dr Uphmz low key
Share a motel unit its queen sized bed
Wonderful their company theyre well read
Were all fluent in Afrikaans a to zee
Fugitives allow I crash  upon quick cash couch
Springs squeak soft invisible Ill squeal ouch
Chorus couch divan sofa

Monday, September 02, 2019

Revised sonnet #1311

Love the whiskey habit fancy glass and label
Live to taste the forty proof one malt booze
Like to watch the satellite and cable
Wireless keyboard safe against yanks you use
Paranoia reads prime to drunken fable
Phony friends and patient fiends inflict ruse
Juggling pots I muff I prove unable
Clumsiness ends bad in bulbous blue bruise
Walking jay in jitters speciously spewing
How I found the loveliest future lady
Serendipitous trip scarcely shady
Agonised antagonised red rum ruing
Such a gracious girl a gorgeous giver
Stopping quick those aches across the liver
Chorus giver backer supporter


Tuesday, August 27, 2019

Revised sonnet #1312

Youre water breath and inner beam thats bright
Your eyes create sparks traverse inside coloumb
Your dimples hint at smile they speak aplomb
You read the mind thats mine yours second sight
I gawk the ground I garner nervous fright
I stoop to mouth and mutter mantra om
You say that well succeed and scarcely bomb
Imaginary burdens lift off light
At once you may embody sweet and sour
At once you may embody more and less
Your mind is wide awake to otherness
Your spinning atoms swing your potent power
You fly theoretically senses sound
Your feet tread rug they glide above the ground
Chorus sound firm robust

Thursday, August 22, 2019

Revised sonnet #1313

You licked behind my chin you kissed my lips
You stopped a second sucks you held off rote
You hummed at hackle hairs Id scarcely note
I closed my eyes and cood you came to grips
I heard myself moan dealt your nimble nips
Above my collar couldnt help but dote
I felt your hands hold hard in place my hips
You pulled them close you didnt cast a vote
You pushed your gnarly hot aggressive hand
Across my panties finger flicked my gash
Inside I felt a liquid fire thumb fanned
I groaned again you pulled undone my sash
You whispered how youd stop if strokes brought pain
I hugged you heard I understood your vein
Chorus pain ache hurt

Wednesday, August 14, 2019

Revised sonnet #1314

Very sweet the wife the stunning beauty
Fingers hers hair handle twist tight till twirl
Love in her timbre yes Im claimed a cutie
Proper patient smiles show her teeth white pearl
Well worn way I do the papas duty
Spend such solid hours engaging growing girl
We lick little lollies sweet and fruity
Ride a round a bout at speed one wild whirl
Down the cellar go I wild and wary
Where the wort and hops foam full fermented
Still sits safe on shelf the brew assented
Atmosphere Id label light and airy
Her tea leaves inclined to honest hunches
Beer the brunt I roll along the punches
Chorus hunches inklings premonitions

Saturday, August 10, 2019

Revised sonnet #1315

Pips the beautiful near perfect model
Ego mine taps chivalry tweaks tired themes
Say she should short fall Id mollycoddle
Rescue her Im not above such staged schemes
Self improving meme to me a doddle
Would I speak to her engaging great gleams
From eyes hers as elemental swaddle
Mine Id read the nurse just Id drain day dreams
Wide awake I wait upon a blunder
Factual error frank view squeamish stutter
Her Ill save abruptly balm Ill utter
Popularise Pip Ill work that wonder
Better blunder soon and save the story
Should I step in now Id gab in glory
Chorus story tale yarn


Wednesday, August 07, 2019

Revised sonnet #1316

Tank full but full tread flat tyre raises ire
By Demoguspoe desert cotton fields
The axle jacked up just on sun expire
Tyre iron trawled up and your arm yanks and wields
The passing locomotive we admire
Bells mute the metal arm in lift then yields
Though lack of passports pans out never dire
Beyond level crossing coppers show their shields
On gallivant of Noeno everglade
An anaconda alligator zips
Bayou focus point of scarey skinny dips
Or whiskey stills in camouflage and shade
I learnt a lot off you as harvest hand
I love the earthy smells that link to land
Chorus hand mano ruka

Tuesday, July 30, 2019

Revised sonnet #1317

The resonance of bricks in lilting lyre
They fly as moulded dust and move in waves
In such environment you see zilch slaves
In Amphions counterweighted airy choir
The boxes his earth batteries of mire
Accelerate the cure of current paves
And pipes pneumatic whistle from the naves
The safety signals racking platforms higher
And Amphions lyre applies its order chords
Unsung arpeggios shifting fast or slow
Unsung chromatics shifting high or low
Perspective plucked at distance well affords
As glue and grit unite in viscous vats
A piper hastens cooling puffing flats
Chorus vats cisterns tanks

Thursday, July 25, 2019

Revised sonnet #1318

King Arthur busied by the empire pips
Ignores the clues and cues and fails to check
And Lancelot lovelorn stands at every beck
Of Guinevere the words off lovely lips
At every other knight the conscience nips
As many maids unmarried fill the deck
Ask why that Lancelot brings on empire wreck
Assert they too tote pretty breasts and hips
If Lancelot strikes a soul as very vain
And smirks the sire to gallant Galahad
If nagged to wits end by own wife Elaine
Are we at fault to fathom him a cad?
A match in sharp sword skills if not as cruel
Trust Meliagaunt to hurry him to duel
Chorus cruel brutal harsh

Tuesday, July 16, 2019

Revised sonnet #1319

Yes girl know how Id cringe to see you cry
Your baby teeth tell tales of second chance
Their fall out offers cause to dance and prance
Your role in history to never die
The stem cell scene affords the reason why
Theres not a human being it cant enhance
The past is stuff of sketchy relevance
Its obsolete truth wed to obvious lie
I fete your future fare I join the dots
Your currency the humble calorie
Your veins act pipes to surgeon nanobots
Your cosmic energy taps cheap or free
To live lithe like immortal jellyfish
Yet never numbed is my unspoken wish
Chorus jellyfish kwak medusa

Thursday, July 11, 2019

Revised sonnet #1320

Love her cheek dimples when she shyly smiles
Love her limbs paired up polar palms to heels
Love her twists slants and silences as wiles
Love her laughs sighs and incidental squeals
Love her ear humps the geography appeals
Love her long hair if coiled or heaped in piles
Love her brow frown lines when a small thing riles
Love her huge hugs and fervent friendly feels
Think her a Venus dusted down in ash
A mint and lavender in sweat stuck smudge
The weather belles and canons craft a nudge
To clouds they wash her clean of lye in mash
Know mine a happy hat I wear Id doff
Know her unspoilt and sweet the style one off
Chorus doff lift raise

This sonnet may appear in my next interactive movie script Venus After Mars.

Monday, July 08, 2019

Revised sonnet #1321

Dear Pip the clock time click Id like to ease
Id like to scrawl or sketch your beauty down
Your soothing smile your less than damning frown
A moment snatch a millisecond seize
As well your bouncing bust your kinking knees
As well your arching arms your bristling crown
Id like to do you justice nudge renown
Proportions pitch that standard gauge agrees
I might immortalise what once was seen
In glaze decidedly deciduous coils
And over paint those grey thick golden oils
Eyebrows and lashes seeming evergreen
As barrier versus element or bruise
Your solemn statue has her hundred hues
Chorus bruise contusione ematoma

Tuesday, July 02, 2019

Revised sonnet #1323

Your collar fart flecked flap is beyond the pail
Youve gone incognito youve cruised young gays
Im sure youve sunk to Howe St sleazy strays
You broke our pact you broach excuses frail
Your uncle left you loot you said youd bail
On peep and glory holes a passing phase
On coughing student androgynes in stogie haze
On public restroom stalls sex stink so stale
Our civil union day is stuck on hold
I erred to ever say you were the one
Your glib apologies yelled come off cold
I would invite you first to casual fun
To better banter memory now harks
This crisis dialogue couched in dirty marks
Chorus harks attends leans

Tuesday, June 25, 2019

Revised sonnet #1322

Our lions are mouserlike their litters ash
They lisp their roars to warn of muscle might
They prod you woozy should you start to dash
They gum you giddy should you pick a fight
Our lamb and lioness share one sugar crash
Their smoothie stevia laced a frothy fright
The daily dose inspires a pax of pash
Their common coma puts the world to right
Our rowdiest acquisitions cub and ram
The house in nicest part of neighbourhood
Its windows bison board and knotty wood
They gobble blowtorched melon never ham
Our house the sootiest do up finest street
Up rises mesh and razor wire youd greet
Chorus street lane road

Thursday, June 20, 2019

Revised sonnet #1325

Muse of mine asserts via civil slurring
Mellow chinese whispering and mumbling
Calculation ultimately humbling
I nod sarcasm cool and keep concurring
Frozen smirks disguise the fear of erring
Paralytic I abandon bumbling
Catatonic I abandon crumbling
I just never get the pussy purring
Gut instinct on her part prime palaver
Im a burden she decides to carry
I too dodder dumb dont poke or parry
Come close quite to nonchalant cadaver
Ive approved of her as pretty faulted
Flood of feelings surely further halted
Chorus faulted blemished tarnished

Friday, June 14, 2019

Revised sonnet #1324

I mouthed abruptly do you want to dance?
Theyd hinted her as hot though thought I not
It was an opportune and passing shot
In booming bass I broached a buzz off glance
A late arrival changed the circumstance
A flaming beauty print theme polka dot
I noted orange hair the braids and knot
The microskirt exposed the violet pants
A nod of head of hers took us to floor
I mirrored moves the swing of heels and hips
The pump of arms the pout and purse of lips
The disco lights enveloped less and more
To her indented waist I slipped a squeeze
I mirrored best I should the naked knees
Chorus squeeze clutch wring

Wednesday, June 12, 2019

Revised sonnet #1326

Hey Jo the gossips make a common claim
They grant youre generous and far too kind
They hint your pockets shimmer silver lined
They huff your hugs thus Im engrossed and game
Hey Josie eavesdrop stings they laugh you lame
I wonder whether words are made of mind
I wonder whether wounds are self defined
I wonder which is worse to spurn or shame?
Hey Josephine I know you fairly well
I caught you crowded singled out your laugh
In shuffles sought your supple shin and calf
I worried warning bells quiet wouldnt knell
Hey Jo Ill bring a crystal bouy or prism
To scry our future from a spectral schism
Chorus prism prisma prizma

Wednesday, June 05, 2019

Revised sonnet #1327

Id drive a solar panel car along lagoon
And meet you home at modest modern bach
The door if shut yet free of snib and latch
Your hectic schedule cant unwind too soon
I fossick markets proven budget boon
Ill buy the shop soiled stuff if up to scratch
A vintage tinder tin and vessels hatch
Ive given sweet you since Im bargain loon
You might think these thoughts wide eyed reverie
A coffee cup and meditation joke
Available to vacant idle folk
You dwell in words the each and every
A daydream delved to rudiments the reach
A breezy walk along that bendy beach
Chorus reach ambit compass




Saturday, June 01, 2019

Revised sonnet #1328

Her Ive read I sense the score real rude rout
Chicks two faced in flattery sad sacks strand
Hadnt one Id chatted up whod held hand
Launched a rumour lauded me low life lout?
Help you run the gauntlet hidden grave doubt
Chicks you fear as human colonnade stand
Either side I feel on shin low lash land
We take slaps and punches wince our way out
Taunter turned the bully private purger
Helpers hers as bad thats clotting cutter
End times hoarder fitness freak and splurger
Major fault yours under breath you mutter
Mutter what you will I might much more miss
Comb your ginger hair a joy catch quiet kiss
Chorus miss neglect overlook


Wednesday, May 22, 2019

Revised sonnet #1329

Prism Ollah Olleh Olluh split at strate
Of crystalline high rise in nano mode
The words of wizards which will elevate
Thus ordered bouncing dice hit ruby road
The parasol in revolution rate
Appeared to show a clock of spindle node
It spun top like it hummed to day and date
And sixty minutes sixty seconds ode
Hum I heard rise exuded by three spires
Words woven whirlwinds wound the stairs and lugs
To turbine bosses circling weather plugs
Inside each bells addressed the rings of shires
Pneumatic pistons pumps on sun soaked bricks
Adjusted clouds in resonating clicks
Chorus bricks chunks slabs

Friday, May 10, 2019

Revised sonnet #1330

Shame that accidental were caresses
Dealt by girls confined to smallest spaces
Swapped their seats sights set on perfect places
Passed I quickly crumpled party dresses
Choker necks announced stark style successes
Backs of scanty chiffon showed up aces
Heavy make up automated faces
Giving nothing out to naughty guesses
Gawked the girls improperly coquettish
Shy I was I gave them cache credit
Favoured strappy sandals fitting fetish
Various kinds okay instinctive edit
Wonder whether single souls are many?
Do they squirm away till scarcely any?
Chorus many copious profuse

Saturday, April 27, 2019

An excerpt from The Atoll, an interactive movie and the mechanism for opening the text.

Gloria  Why can't I entertain a happy end?
Hector You stretch the truth, you tell white lies on cue,
              Omitted facts, abstained votes, court appeals,
              Are cornerstones of your drawn out career.
Gloria   Then I plead guilty, charge diplomacy.
Albin    Caramba, caramba, caramba, si.
Miguel  There, she stomps off with her new amigo.
Hector  Miguel, what hurt me most was your cruel laugh
               As you stood outside those container doors,
               As your hired thugs clicked that big padlock shut.   (shut blocked closed)
Miguel  You heard that? Arent container walls thick  steel?
              No cruel laugh, more a nervous, dry guffaw -
              No, no, it's true I laughed a sadist's laugh.

A punter is randomly chosen from three 'tribes', their voice is merged on their phone with that of the character. On completion of chore the punter is paid a wage(r) of, just an example, $200.
This system is like the opened back of a beautiful old mechanical 12 jewel swiss watch...except, the moving parts are dice.  I like the idea of squaring the circle.

Friday, April 26, 2019

Revised sonnet #1331

Olluh olleh ollah sighed celebrant
To nanobots in mist in mirror maze
Goddog doggod drew her deep down the haze
Hallo hello hullo viewed relevant
He loved her eloquent and elegant
It warded off the pessimists malaise
He loved her reticent and revenant
It signed the diplomats implicit phase
Than she herself he knows her better much
Has she hours few of mirror muse head clutch
Each day to figure what shes brought about
Has she a finite view hell drain of doubt
If beautiful and seen a puzzle plan
Telltale the teleport of jigsaw scan
Chorus plan diagram map

Thursday, April 25, 2019

p69
Limquik
Such virtual nonsense signals end of world
This cyanide pill I swallow cast as vote
More government commissions I reject
Jester Bobo
The almond capsule pendant symbol strikes
Eznorb
He lies at my queens feet the statuesque she
Reticulated onto fellow throne
Companion mine in life and cataclysm
I leave a tip in final words my own
That nickel strengthens indium blue gold bricks
Jester Bobo
King Eznorbs two thirds now of what he was
In zombification has complement
The atmospheric electricity
If visionary is now so beyond him
The Vulcan church dome aerials undeployed
Its health and safety issues byzantine
May I suggest that we wire his gold crown
And drop the ends amidst electric eels
Should he nod off presented documents
Thus sparking him to raise his sleeping hand
To smack his signet seal at waiting leaves
Eznorb
Whatever have it your way then you win

Act 5 Scene 3
Epilogue

Black Witch
Im glad to see the back of phony folk
You wanted me to blame for cataclysm
Im only witch no goddess wielding powers
I tap the elements with spells and drugs
Pure water good as poison folk buy up
Among you they mill undetected yet
My water flourides sort of mithridate
Rat poison lightest dose staves off black plague
Upon a time once there were only lakes
In hills and mountains cities far below
On vast plains till the mud slides
quakes and flood
Pick your nose ugly till the next reset


Eznorb Puppet King of Vulcania

Wednesday, April 24, 2019

p68
He parrots large that which I utter small
Eznorb
One must adapt or die Im less of me
Our emblems are painted over out of style
The gold brick shovel tongs and vee no more
Jester Bobo
Your coat of arms a sootified chalk board
I must admit the sign of leeches peeves
They leave no patch for bed bugs bloated thus
Vampire Knight Haemo
You Jester Bobo blood type unknown
In sunset coloured neckerchief ensconced
In due course shall shuttle the court blood bags
The rest of triumvirate soon decided
Jester Bobo
Royal taster no more I can live with it
Vampire Knight Haemo
You Abigail shall serve as doctor leech
Attached to shadowy cabinet straight off
Sol Vampire Abigail
Im vindicated now in medicine
Vampire Knight Haemo
Redoubts of Castle Aur turned quarantines
There healthy human donors shall be bled
Youll analyse blood types dispense clean blood
We number less than thousand as it is
The dungeon oubliette shall be vipers nest
And there youll isolate our coagulant
Jester Bobo
Id spin you vampire stragglers gags elite
Vampire Knight Haemo
You Jester Bobo shall wash tableware
Before and after Eznorb eats his meal
Youll never nibble samples first again
Jester Bobo
Whod want to conquer such a rubbish state?
Its Vulcans fault he didnt punch his weight
Vampire Knight Haemo
You Limquik shall embrace the Vampire style
Youre deputised to Scura youll adjust
Scura Come my peer Limquik up scaffold dip brush
From horizontal poles high hang and paint
Limquik
Ill never hang batlike from backs of knees
And trace things back to front and upside down
Scura
The camera obscura is great science
Weve spiked that window shutter pinhole gaps
All round us hangs the flashing outer world
A realm rough lit by lava floes and lightning bolts
That well pin up in pencil best we can
Sun blocked well sketch together better times
In many rooms well shutter pin holes spiked through
When smoke lifts off when dirty clouds split up
Well turn our castle mural map mans mind
Sol Vampire Abigail
Sol vampires such as I adore the sun
Its sap our source in salted arteries
Im pleased you honour sunshine second rate--




Tuesday, April 23, 2019

Prince Alan
A scandal hushed I heard concerned the pear
The silver plates expanding buckled bad
Inside a snitches maw he ratted few
Sol Vampire Adeline
Say Jester Bobo how did you sneak here?
Jester Bobo
An olive branch from Eznorb brought for peace
This wooden practice scimitar lathed down
Vampire Knight Haemo
Youll suffer banishment from vampire turf
Alive or dead your bounty bill spelt out
For Eznorb vampire clemency accept
No scabbard sword or sword braker assault
Prince Alan
Would you draw on folk unarmed part dressed
Sol Vampire Adeline
The bell alarm cord is cut quit in peace
Prince Alfred
Around your head I wrap a strigil thus
Eznorb
My jesters struck down when he sued for peace
Prince Alan
Theres plenty strigil more where such came from
Vampire Knight Haemo
Drop strigils or I swing sword braker forth
Sol Vampire Abigail
Sad Bobos graze just missed the carotid
Jester Bobo
A head scarf tourniquet would stem the blood
Pixie Vanil
Surrender now our Eznorbs king again
Prince Alfred
Did you hear that strange pixie ululate?
Ill tweak his insolent retrousse nose shut
Prince Alan
All pixies can do is blow kisses out
Pixie Vanil
Youre close I puff you crushed magnesium strips
Prince Alfred
Lets rush these spineless full dressed cowards lets go
Prince Alan
Im burning blinded my skin is on fire
Vampire Knight Haemo
Whats that behind you bubbling water cold?
Greek fire grenades I chucked at length enraged
Sol Vampire Adeline
Theyre burning live you monsters let me past

Act 5 Scene 2

Pixie Vanil
I represent at court the White Witch claim
No representation means no tax paid
On Pixie Moonshine liquor otherwise
A blind eye amnesty imposed on past
As well Court Paddle must be put aside
Replaced by Pixie favourite game Scrag
Excuse my tears asudden folk the sniff
Poor Adelines mist skid off parapet
In silver iodide Pixie dust I blew
To waiting hungry bull sharks down the moat
I weep to think I spurred that accident
Vampire Knight Haemo
Those folk preappointed mayors of Vampire Realm
Bend head to flag of bats and leeches pinned
Above the throne profess your folio belief
Porfyrus
Im Porfyrus to vampire I was born
Im mayor of overseas affairs and trade
Homunkul
Im Homunkul I starved but could not kill
Im mayor of martial forces land and sea
Accidus
Im Accidus who stumbled worst of luck
Im mayor of hospitals and free blood banks
Vampire Knight Haemo
A shadowy cabinet of goverment
Drawn from the clique of Vampire cataphracts
Vampire Knight immediately above
Im Haemophil now whisperer of House
And Eznorb is the puppet king I tilt
He shrugs at stink he nods at scent if asked--


Sunday, April 21, 2019

Alan
True hed be funnier licking shoes and boots
Sol Vampire Adeline
You heard and saw the squealing bat just now
Alan
A single bats no sign of coming doom
Sol Vampire Adeline
Theres new cracks formed above the roman arch
Alfred
The shaving strigil run across my back
Sweet vampire slice the tiny tufts Ive felt
Sol Vampire Adeline
You owe me favour should I do so pal
Alfred
Well rid the moat of bull sharks Eznorb loves
The feeding frenzies cost extravagant
Whole villages denied their Friday fish
Alan
Well keep the pond of eels electrical
Inside the throne room unmodified
Their meals snack small their currents curative
In living water spirals walled health spa
Alfred
The twelve desalinating coliseums
Well supplement with sands from riviera
Their tractable cloth funnel roof of wool
Well renovate with hemp as substitute
Prince Revlis uncle ours amended thus
Alan
Prince Revlis implemented Eznorbs tax
Our uncle visionary ambition lacked
Sol Vampire Adeline
I like your plan to stratify the realm
The serfs are overdressed theyre merchants faux
New wealths a propaganda exercise
By Eznorb overvalued are his mines
Alan Sweet Adeline youll keep the following quiet
Two craters arent volcanoes theyre slag heaps
From open cast gold mines explosions theirs
Above the surface artificial stuff
When it blows over soon well rule this realm
Well reopen our bronze gate to Satin Route
Well trade again with merchants oriental
Alfred
Well start a brick exchange in Ore port
Where savvy traders silver swap for gold
As silvers rated higher in Tartary
Sol Vampire Adeline
Are we aristocrats the coldest clique?
Dont we wed power? dont we calculate?
Alfred
Were bachelors eligible arent we?
Alan I banned your sister but reluctantly
It couldve been two cosy couples else
Sol Vampire Adeline
No principles come first she blundered bad
Yersinia germs in soil around us live
Why should they turn out deadly suddenly?
Poor sanitation not fleas starts black plague
Who massages my breasts to make them large
In oriental technique of cycled palms
Can have my hand in matrimony his
Alan
Ive always craved a wife a buxom babe
One who complains of back pain from big boobs
Sol Vampire Adeline
A boulder mustve cracked the arch just now
Alfred
Well bathe in candlelight the windows shut
And rise above adversity though scathed
Sol Vampire Adeline
Noise from the torture chambers human voice
Alan
Or hypocaustic turbines blowing hot air
And bellows wheezing begging some repair
Alfred
The torture chambers sport a few thumb screws
All else hocked off to Lady Lethe years gone
In propaganda theres economy--

Saturday, April 20, 2019

Burning Bush
No crossbows greek fire plugs and bolts for sale
Keep your jewels Vampire Knight its priceless feud
I love my nephews maybe too much who knows
Nor are there weapons stashed in armoury
Three storeys down this star fort ancient built
The hermit crab takes like abode as I
Vampire Knight Haemo
Then let me take them prisoners alive
Twelve emeralds for one sword braker yours
Jester Bobo
A fancy name for Tartar butchers strop
Famed swords King Arthurs was Excalibur
King Charlemagnes was Joyous King Eznorbs was
Ill cut in here it was the Knuckledown
Percussive more than slashing scabbard locked
Eznorb
Indeed the haft and hand slam helmet dents
As voluntary manslaughter an art
Ill lever open clam on sharp blade point
And never breast plate Im no cannibal
Half sword shield edge and half arrow my strengths
Burning Bush
But I must test your mettle Vampire Knight
Live prisoners demand humility
Vampire Knight Haemo
Then well duel like pals lock the safety switch
Come duel  sword braker versus scabbard sword
Ive swigged a viper vial plate dents wont bruise
Eznorb
Ill referee but not keep score this hour

Vigorous sword braker versus scabbard sword friendly duel ensues between Burning Bush and Vampire Knight

Act 4 Scene 3
Tepidarium at castle Aur bathhouse

Alan
Hes been a fugitive more than one hour
Is there no news of his wicked whereabouts?
Alfred
Hes toxic let us sweat and bathe him off
These hemp towels will draw him out from our pores
Dont they match bathhouses his speak of style
Achievement equal from the long ago?
We wouldnt rest on laurels Eznorb like
Well quit our offices let young folk flex
Their minds and muscles well retire once spent
Well sack his jester Bobo whos gone stale
Alan
Was he fresh ever? when my baby teeth
Departed I saw through his corny jokes--

Friday, April 19, 2019

Pixie Cinam
Your brothers proved a wizard engineer
Geothermal plumbing featured everywhere
We puff tobacco here not olive suds
Its smoke that keeps the fleas and bed bugs off
Know my ma boozed my pas anonymous
Rape baby born I was why toe the line?
Ill puff unplagued by urban cataclysm
Vampire Knight Haemo
Weve come for portable arms Ill trade jewels
The little plasma fasces is drawn down
In batteries have you got similar?
Burning Bush
A little greek fire thrower in sketches just
Its prototype is mothballed one of kind
That canon cobweb covered fires metal balls
The dusty rifle fires air pressured slugs
Vampire Knight Haemo
A museum meant for might have been it looks
Eznorb
I pray loud noise explosives make enough
To frighten my usurpers from their wits
The counterrevolution bloodless coup
Burning Bush
A futile fantasy I used the slugs
In field trials years ago not one is left
You can see dents in that peat journey still
Just swing a peat lamp near youll see in depth
Eznorb
I shouldve offered you dual rulership
Burning Bush
My nephews championed me in court those days
I wouldnt arm you against them no way
Dear Eznorb youve changed lots youre different
You speak deliberate and truculent
The spontaneity all but disappeared
Your arms and legs twitch when in static pose
Jester Bobo
King Eznorb darker shade of former self

Thursday, April 18, 2019

In reign of Eznorb Id been scrutinised
The rogue impaled himself upon my sword
Id twirled the highly polished blade like this
In candle light in front of his fierce eyes
He charged at me despite the warning flash
What irony as Eznorb stays at large
Fairy Flambus
I burnt off rubbish day and night I toiled
Until I got a dose of whooping cough
The crew of fairy citizens sacked me
He took me under his wing none else would
Manslaughter is our article of faith
Earl Catar
What things more mar your marginal career?
Murtherio
I punched a fellows chest as he was rude
Days later word reached me hed collapsed
Effect not following cause Im innocent
Fairy Flambus
My hero he is bold yet hard to pin
Like Prester John in times of trouble yore
You wont hear Murtherio pontificate
Like fairies separating rubbish types
This wooden crate dry rot and rusty nails
Incinerated one by caldera
Murtherio
As citizens we do the dirty work
Were paid in crystalline gold under bench

Act 4 Scene 2
A peat bog star fort six hail canons periodically booming from the battlements

Burning Bush
What do you want from me in cataclysm?
Eznorb
We were once brothers sharing single roof
Burning Bush
Are this day brothers though on frosty terms
My exile voluntarily was done
Youve stopped advanced development of guns
Youve propped up foreign wars in etiquette
Imposed a rationale not reality
As homicide is decked in many shades
A scratching spear or grazing pike infect
The end can be so painfully drawn out
Hail canons sonic boom you witness here
Perhaps we can shield forest farm and lake
Was happy here on bogs just tinkering
With natural gas plants Ive made myself
These anaerobic food scrap drums and tubes
Ply our gas cooker smokeless methane gas
The run off is recycled fertilizer
Jester Bobo
My scars are from a war by guns unspoilt
See halberd cuts above the hips left scars
The round skull dent despite the helmet worn
Burning Bush
Of injury the picture you present
Im proud of mine from science experiment
With flammable pitch thats called greek fire
Magnesium strips I tested burnt my back
The white scars branch like lower skin red as flames
Eznorb
He was quite fearless when we were small boys--

Wednesday, April 17, 2019

My own sporadic I cant tolerate
Fairy Fiera
Hold him hold him Ill wrest back his arm
Earl Catar
Im gristle nothing flesh and blood of worth
Let me leap into crater gaping maw
Murtherio
We cant adopt you mighty falls arent us
Were incremental from our babyhoods
All falsely damned for petty theft as babes
The school lunch theft at ladder bottom rung
And falsely damned then set at crooked path
Earl Catar
I shouldve made acquaintance good old days
You Murtherio are named in wanted bills
You burgled booty unrecovered yet
Do you have offspring who despise you much
Whod munt to profit from deceased estate?
Murtherio
I had a son who tried to gaslight me
Truth told I dont know half the burial spots
As Im a meme man I dont take down notes
The next reset I track from word of mouth
Earl Catar
She dabbed pure water down my lids to blind
My eyes are weak all folk as silhouettes shape
As nurse in need she steals the palaces
Murtherio
The Black Witch sells those vials green gold coin each
Fairy Flambus
We fairies like to burn foul garbage dumps
In winter heat sustains us warm and dry
In summer flames keep germs and spores at bay
It speaks commercial opportunity
Pixie Cinam
The Pixie foreman made me work too fast
I couldnt scrape intestines clear entire
No Fairy quality control is best
Ill leave poo stuck in sausage skins to bulk
Saw dust bread crumbs and lard a little bit
Pigs blood will swell the sausages the treat
Black puddings thus command a cheaper price
At smaller operating cost win win
Murtherio
Our hot spring par boiled sausages demand
Cheap labour Pixie Cinam youre a sport
Pixie Cinam
I puff tobacco not soap black plague free
In fold of fairy land untouchables
Ill take a chance on stained teeth next reset
Fairy Flambus
Our wages we receive in red gold coins
As Murtherio hires from the underclass
Ive toiled for Murtherio a dozen years
His modest carats demographic fit
The rumours paint a picture quite untrue
Murtherio
Beneath King Reppoc Id be justified
King Eznorb only mulled repeal of law
I stood my ground antagonised by foe--

Tuesday, April 16, 2019

Prince Alfred
And how convenient might that be all round
Pixie Pep
The White Witch smoked him from his chrysalis
No moth emerged post caterpillar fresh
The riddles surely slice of bounty worth
Prince Alan
One green gold coin no more I bend the terms
Prince Alfred
A tip for you if you lie this sword tip

Act 3 Scene 11
Tunnel beneath Aur castle moat

Jester Bobo
Rat poo abandoned web and centipedes
Turn off my peat lamp Id rather not know

Eznorb chants
Pour those gold bricks in rows and rows
On sight the kings heart overflows

Vampire Knight Haemo
Hes like a scuffed brass rod repeating chants
He grabs and grasps for virtual travertine
At virtual aquaducts to scoop them clean
Sol Vampire Abigail
I noted his gait lazier his hips roll
Jester Bobo
The wall has sapped my energy were done
Eznorb
The bricks are void of mortar it stops rats
Jester Bobo
You mean its like a maidenhead to ram?
Vampire Knight Haemo
And ram we shall your thick rooster head
Sol Vampire Abigail
A Bobo battering ram does the job
Jester Bobo
Yes bang my head against brick wall go go
Pixie Pep
Time you did something useful I add thrust

Act 4 Scene 1
Discovered Murtherio Fairies Fiera and Flambus and Pixie Cinam
Approach Earl Catar

Earl Catar
Who sweats beneath the Fairy peat lamps glow?
Murtherio
Its Murtherios fine sausage stuffing crew
We dont discriminate against lame beasts
We mince them equalised with cats and rats
Volcanic ash or salt indifferent
Round out the sleeve aesthetically true
The other crater full of sewage blew up
In shadow glitz and echo from far worse
Volcanoes five times bigger wreaking ruin
We come up smelling lilies when compared
To Eznorb were a cry for simpler times
Fairy Fiera
What folk want fairy peat lamps mainstream gone
Fairy Flambus
The sunless days of blanketing black soot
Pure entertainment watch us work the turf
Applaud us burning rubbish dawn noon and dusk
Earl Catar
I came to leap in crater suicidal
One daughter has been banned from realm for life
Accused of profiteering from the plague
Another daughter has pinched my estate
False signature attached to Latin text
Upon horn book page free of punctuation
Murtherio
You Catar well I know from portraiture
You stay rent free all spring at Aur redoubt
If you came bubbling back up from steam vents
Our customers would proxy cannibals
Catar
I envy your lives your pure misery
Your burning garbage shows untouchable
Pixie Pepa Ive got the fire bug its the next big thing--


Revised sonnet #1332

That funny feeling what a waste of pain
A motive lacking break up messes mind
Excuse the solemn sad soul search in vain
Her speech Id claim as ever calm and kind
I wonder often did I draw disdain?
I wonder often were there secrets signed?
I wonder often should I front and feign?
I wonder often should I cry inclined
A cipher soul she seems an obscure shell
Except in damning decadently rich
How might you manage such a minor glitch?
Id guess its why we got on rather well
Emotionally glacial she is cool
In perfect pleasure was I once her fool
Chorus cool mint freshening


Monday, April 15, 2019

Dark energy is spooky stuff at best
White Witch
I get my smokeless peat bricks from him still
Those optical peat lamps invention his
The pixies act as intermediaries
The Burning Bushs hail canons thump out
Their rhythmic sonic booms in Vulcan tune
As if salute to Eznorb lying in state

Act 3 Scene 10

Discovered Prince Alan Prince Alfred and official sculptor Limquik

Limquik
The queen looks like she cringes yet salutes
The vanguard style is vulgar I fought it
Your mamas body is inch thick entombed
In statue her last breath is glorified
In poured and painted instant marble mix
Prince Alan
The reaggregated marble polymer
Inspires as method is an Eznorb thing
Breathe easy sculptor youre free from blame
Our mama was more curvy longer legged
Done well her intricate cast jewellery
Prince Alfred
No Eznorbs culprit here and furthermore
In his squashed pyramid chaos rules supreme
Duke bows to maid and maid boot licks old bint
Folk dont know who they are they bite their nails
The gold bricks are hard cushions sat upon
In cataclysm the fingers point at him
The bull shark filled moat costly luxury
The toilet pigs impure anachronism
The glass in every window brittle risk
Prince Alan
Weve had to wear him down to manufacture
Hemp toilet squares and window drapes with pleas
He bragged of hemp and his successful sons
The plebs shall learn how he dismissed us much
He cancelled costly his suspension bridge
Part built and courtiers covered it all up
The wonky map dividing realm last straw
Prince Alfred
Ill serve you under primogeniture
Pray tell who was King Eznorb anyway?
King Charlemagne the warrior emperor
Presided over countries wide and far
King Eznorb hoarded gold foil dust and bricks
King Pyrrhus warrior majesty for hire
Invaded Italy to gates of Rome
Prince Alan
King Eznorb settled border skirmishes
He kept trade secrets hidden from the world
He sat on solid gold his head in clouds
His lightning bolts twist churches even now

Approach Pixie Pep

Pixie Pep I hate to tell King Eznorbs passed away--

Friday, April 12, 2019

Inside five minutes hell be zombified
Eznorb
Come zombify me champion clarity
Ill meet my brother Burning Bush in peace
His exile self imposed Ill adulate
Ill lick his boots as sorry simpleton
Jester Bobo
You give a fart about his peat star fort
White Witch
Come Eznorb let me dope you fast asleep
A rag of concentrated willow sap
Upon your nose and mouth inspires the trick
Close eyes relax lean back and sleep the sleep
Eznorb
I trust you Lady Lethe much like my wife
I honoured her style she loathed copy cats
Now swing the lid down over dozy me
White Witch
Self tortured pixie pull across the lid
Ill chant a charm of change and choice the thrice

Chants
A priest appointed poor King Saul
Who didnt want to rule at all

Sol Vampire Abigail
Excuse the liberty Ive taken now
White Witch Ive pulled on your white linen dress
White Witch
Return the thing if circumstance improves
Sol Vampire Abigail
I wept at eavesdrop Eznorb zombified
I was too young to see his brilliant best
Jester Bobo
I was too slow to see her rilling breasts
Vampire Knight Haemo
How safe might be the tunnel under moat?
White Witch
Its watertight not waterproof my dear
The creosote lined walls werent maintained that well
The previous king was smug and cheap at once
I can lend you the one oiled divers suit
And six air bags the risk entirely yours
Vampire Knight Haemo
Well pick them up need be returning here
From Burning Bush inventor engineer
White Witch
He put a steam power plant behind the lodge
Twelve pipes stuck into earth plumb swing the cams
The bath and laundry water cold and hot
His macho stance detracts from his great skills
The Bush of Burns is known to show off scars
From accidents while cooking up greek fire
When flexing shoulder blades scars look a bush
Vampire Knight Haemo
His style the fire place rods and radiator--


Wednesday, April 10, 2019

White Witch
The hatch is stuck in hollowed oak trunk near
Protected by barn owls who nest above
Eznorb
I never thought my pa was cowardly bent
My propaganda doesnt cover flight
It might explain his absenteeism as sire
He championed cambered towers shaped sapper proof
Instead of square and straight what subterfuge
Vampire Knight Haemo
This fact substantially amends our plot
We were to soften castle stone walls up
With peat and branches blazing hot and flush
Aboard four barges moored in moat as one
Next vinegar upon them spray to crack
We might not need a stealthy vampire squad
Jester Bobo
I love illuminated tomes by monks
I dont know why I bothered going to school
The esoteric guessing games grabbed me
The chemical prescription looks like fun
It shows a huge flying lizard gliding down
And biting slyly some old peasants heel
Here feverishly he consults a quack
The quack accepts the lizards tongue as flame
A flicking tongue of fever sweat on brow
The quack sticks leeches down the shins and draws
The lizard eats combustible peat bog
No poison from glands sickens just bad breath
Pixie Vanil
Are you not such a foul mouth pranking masques?
Jester Bobo
Just foam it back up little Pixie bitch
Eznorb
Ignore that dog ear find another one
Inducted coma recipe seek out
Jester Bobo
More leeches giant snail bloated leeches leech
White Witch
King Nephilim the nineteenth I think
I know a thousand spells from memory
A further thousand referenced by tomes
Vampire Knight Haemo
He was entombed and buried yet alive
He sucked air down a long straw like tube days
He pulled a string attached to bells long last
Asphyxiation the mental purgative
Gave him a blinkered focus absent prior
White Witch
Ill plug a pine tar ball upon tube tip
A metal maid Ill turn sarcophagus
If Eznorb suffocates by water clock--

Tuesday, April 09, 2019

Vampire Knight Haemo
You wont just view them etched in metal plates
Theyre standard pendant emblems theyre wax seals
The vacuum left by Eznorb well fill ours
Capped off by viper images on shields
We celebrate for healing spit we bank
Their instant coagulant great medicine
And local squires will serve as our blood banks
Those healthy will reimburse community
Sol Vampire Abigail
Apart from Harry Harriet freaks like him
By fluke and circumstance immune to plague
The urban situation is looking bad
For trouble taken helping sickly souls
They tarred and feathered me those boys they spared
My head from damage can you help the rest?
White Witch
My bathing cauldron stands behind that screen
You unexpected guests obstructed plans
My afternoon regime of beautifying
The water tepid now yet viable soak
An olive oil soap bar will suds you clean
Your tar and feathers will just melt away
Sol Vampire Abigail
I thank you Lady Lethe youre far too kind
Jester Bobo
Had cataclysms gone differently here
King Eznorb might be zombified in yoke
With his beloved sealed in metal maids
In sweetest his and hers of afterlife
Eznorb
Lazarus was a commoner dead end
You must have antediluvian spell books
Exemplifying some resurrected royals
White Witch
Ive got a tome of Nephil pictograms
They could hold keys around the narrative
The trance of hoodoo demons isnt me
Yes I could hash a spell nought fancy though
Before we undertake the royal rebirth
I want a ratification of terms
My slice of vampire plotted palace coup
Eznorb
This willow bark tea has cleared my sad mind
White Witch whatever terms you lay on us
White Witch
Another candied pear folks help yourself
The candied almonds cure an itchy bum
Jester Bobo
Dont mind if I do Lady Lethe thanks ton
White Witch
I want two representatives at court
Two Pixie bubble pipes in realm all times
In castle via the tunnel theyll appear
Vampire Knight Haemo
What tunnels that? Am I the last to know?--

Monday, April 08, 2019

Sol Vampire Abigail
Ive got a smattering of ancient tongues
Is your carved epitaph Atlantean style?
White Witch
You read from bottom up the columns cut
They track straight just like bubbles from fish mouth
My name in Vulcan speech is Lady Lethe
Where Eznorbs castle looms a palace shone
Built over water spring the very same
If anything the motte was larger size
I lived there once in Golden Age of Folk
There was no moon the Earth untilted thrived
All seasons were one season endless spring
The mildest breeze was rich in oxygen
Which filled our minds with super brilliant thoughts
The fruits and vegetables grew with speed
The north pole pointed up at Saturn straight
The night was lit by Saturn like the day
No wicked succubus false memories
Were parked in folk dreams temporarily
The nightly revels had free energy
And Saturn cosmic megaphone cast out
Its nondirectional vibe harmony
Through rings of basest frequency scarce heard
Should Vulcans cataclysm engulf this lodge
The lid Id pull back over me and sleep
In liquid peace till aeon passed me again
Eznorb
Youve done a coma earlier than that then
White Witch
Yes only Saturn shone then day and night
There was no Sol at perpendicular
A wooden villa straddled water spring
Above the forest clouds on self same mount
The folk ate fallen fruit and nuts nil else
They made their clothes from autumn leaves cast off
Vampire Knight Haemo
The ugly mask adorning wall is what?
White Witch
I wear the mask while brewing hot chemicals
Protecting face especially the eyes
Two emerald coins serve as spectacles
Its moulded from sap tapped from rubber trees
Yes even boiling water makes me scared
The skin might wrinkle like a prune exposed
Too long the phony aging set in stiff
Let me ask Vampire Knight as quid pro quo
What do the vipers bats and leeches symbolise?--


Sunday, April 07, 2019

Eznorb
Your Pixie dust is legendary stuff
But will not pepper pinches blind a crook?
Pixie Pep
Ive ruined the eyes and ears of terrier dogs
Whove bitten childrens faces loose in parks
Flicked vigilante pixie pepper dust
Jester Bobo
I take with pinch of salt the pixie dust
Retrousse your pixie nose acquired its taste
White Witch
Come sit come watch come drink warm willow bark
Come sip what soothes away effect and cause
Come sip the sap and meditate on life
Vampire Knight Haemo
This whistle summons faithful bats it squeals
I have trained short tailed bats as youve done owls
The house trained guest I wont incite a flap
I dont want prophecy or wisdom spelled
You must have skill in zombification
Eznorb
Dont look at me like that Im all for it
Ive changed when change appeared required before
A resurrection isnt radical
Its softest answer facing reality
Did not a crew of miners lever you
From liquid sealed in white sarcophagus?
Did they not find you while they scraped at coal?
Jester Bobo
Shes nineteen going on ninety thousand years
White Witch
Upon sarcophagus in tidy rows
Distilled fir maple birch and willow sap
As spirits bottled fifty proof or more--

Saturday, April 06, 2019

Theyll go to someone less reputable
Jester Bobo
The facial features though symmetrical
Arent cute in sum add up less than their parts
Hes Pixie snipped off nose and baby eyes
White Witch My Pixies tap the native trees for sap
Theyll be back soon from chores this boys new
Hes got the fetal spirit symptoms bad
Of course his mother boozed in pregnancy
Pixie Pep
Youll make lovely mother lucky babes
Jester Bobo
Whats your name Pixie if not ladyboy?
Pixie Pep
Im Egabalus should you know me well
Jester Bobo
You look more like a Tucker from the sticks
Pixie Pep
Go frack yourself youre unintentional
Eznorb
When child I saw a Pixie peep the once
She puffed and foamed an acorn bubble pipe
Then hid her head again behind a trunk
In fear of ridicule I kept it mum
Sol Vampire Abigail
What brew is he now lapping from that cup?
White Witch
Its brawlers strontium mixed with willow bark
Bone builder laced with painkiller stirred one
Pixie Pep
I stand my ground Im versed in fisticuffs
Sol Vampire Abigail
Our callings overlap Ive much to learn
Eznorb
You look inanely calm at window sill
White Witch volcanoes billow shall engulf
Theres more to him than fancy fanny pack
White Witch
He gave me four green gold coins wheres the harm?
Pixie Pep
If I desire a female curvature
Of spine an s curve Ill spend hard earned cash
Tough out a corset fuse discs down lower back
Deluxe bug out kit my hemp fanny pack
Pouch number one holds silver iodide dust
A pinch I throw at forest mist starts rain
Its instant shower I wash myself clean
Pouch two holds saffron worth its weight in gold
Pouch three holds dehydrated pinot wine
Pouch four holds pepper self defense in mind--



Friday, April 05, 2019

Revised sonnet #1333

The sunflower florets funnel like look fun
The yellow flames around a core black char
They hint black holes exist inside a star
In composite of ray and disc bunch one
And if a spaceship screws at such a sun
Black holes behave as knots theyre granular
That spaceship swirls their warp and woof ajar
In mirrored stems it sinks impedance none
The spaceship slides from mirror sunflower head
It visits parallel type universe
There funnelled cells in solar power immerse
There queen of hearts through periscope is read
An open secret suit and lens and flower
Of shallower value sands in glass of hour
Chorus flower fleur flor

Thursday, April 04, 2019

White Witch
My head wont be turned by the pretty boys
Eznorb
Misread the Cupid figure fixed to door
Is he Pelasgian start of his career?
White Witch
A sprite no god of pharmaceuticals
Jester Bobo
His aphrodisiacs olive oil and loaf
Eznorb
And do you know that Black Witch passingly?
White Witch
We were in childhood friends we parted ways
Her baby teeth fell out same time as mine
The front teeth missing were such ugliness
A temporary flaw yet she rebelled
Entrenched mouth breather just to spite her ma
Her adult teeth grew crooked covered lips
Lower mandible hers withered weak and short
By germs and fungus airborne dust of roads
Her pa warned her off picking snot from nose
Its hooked and bulbous ugly consequence
I wince to look at her in sympathy
Eznorb
Your lodge is different I wonder what
Has changed I know the black and white floor tiles
Are smaller sized they look brand spanking new
White Witch
Some cauldron chemicals I couldnt buff
They were a decade old by waterclock
I set by equinox and solstice true
Jester Bobo
Two metal maidens King Tut would tsk tsk
If poisoned slowly like Tut best keep mum
I swear I saw them first in castle Aur
While trowelling almond baits on pipes for rats
Those were the central dungeon torture tools
Eznorb
They were much out of favour long unused
A string of snitches terminally ill
With nought to lose divulged their enemies
White Witch
I thank you heaps for generosity
The spikes I clipped and bossed till gilded buds
The metal maidens acupressure box
The breathing tubes are wider longer too
Vampire Knight Haemo
That fellows moaning which I sort of like
Eznorb
Such corset worn could squeeze poo out one end
And vomit out the other hard bolt twist
White Witch
Hes voluntary rest assured dear guests
Compulsives force themselves on me at times
The Black Witch card they pull out on me else
If I dont modify their spines for style--

Tuesday, April 02, 2019

Eznorb
The White Witch has the tiniest carbon print
Plainspoken she is fetching too if stared
Ive bought her chemicals as curative
In person rarely often sent through post
Jester Bobo
Ive sniffed and gargled any package sent

Chants
As vintners water down their wine
As wizards hide their girth in style
As painters snort at turpentine
As pickpockets rub off on marks
As bankers put gold teeth on file
As whores meet clients in empty parks

The end of realm in cataclysm skews fair

Eznorb
My brother Revlis great hail canons boom
The country idyll sky stays blue for now
Here comes the White Witch now to water yams
Jester A lovely pair of hooters hung on wench

Chants
To wit to woo
Hoot whose whos who?

White Witch
In times of trouble come the broken folk
Ive caught a whiff and quake of cataclysm
I welcome Eznorb plus his fellow folk
Excuse the hooting kettles field mice fear
The garden is enchanted by barn owls
Jester Bobo
You supplement the sap with poo and pee
To create your vitamin b after fact
White Witch
I dope at times the surplus calories
Eznorb
You called me Eznorb not king you felt it
White Witch
The church bell code expounds in ringing tunes
The come and go of notable events
Hail canons complement church tower bells
rings
Eznorb
We rather I have come with great request
Vampire Knight Haemo
He means to ask for zombification
A glorification as puppet king
White Witch
Youve got the wrong witch though we can discuss
Come enter my lodge catch your breath and rest
The cityscape is darkly clouded now
The castle towers join its obscurity
It billows outward shall engulf us soon
Vampire Knight Haemo
The vampire clans reject all prophecy
I am in character an optimist
Eznorb
Her gentleness would suit my elder son--

Monday, April 01, 2019

Sol Vampire Abigail
Who wouldnt wipe their bum with closet squares?
And whats left could take printers ink as books
Vampire Knight Haemo
Im biased to Eznorbs side books suffocate
The histories no losers ever write
And diaries skirt in pulp gross turpitude
The realm alive in self correction breathes
Black boards sand boards and horn books elevate
Sol Vampire Abigail
Your sons ignored too often usurped you
Which son is handsomer I cant define
I only wish Id grown to know them well
If only Vulcan tipped the waterclock
We minded manners side by side as youths
We play fought just for exercise as kids
We acted Kings and Queen at Castle Birch
The wooden castle long abandoned ruin
Eznorb
Weve reached the White Witch Lodge perimeter
The spiral yams in Pixie poo and pee
Require acclimatization my pals
For vitamin b she needs no raw meat
Vampire Knight Haemo
Its time we voted whether we consult
For guidance White Witch gorgeous sweet and fun
Or rival Black Witch ugly cruel and dour
All those in White Witch favour raise your hands
Jester Bobo
The White Witch wins hands up straw poll so rigged
I shouldve mercy voted sad Black Witch
The germs and acid airborne shrunk lower jaw
Mouth breathing made her ugly sheer choice hers
The overbite and crooked teeth a style
Sol Vampire Abigail
The Black Witch would impart a thing or three
For instance how to blind mice and deafen bats
She doesnt have these birch and maple trees
Of early spring bark spigots dripping down
The sap and slowly filling stakes flush pails
Sol vampires such as I survive on sap
This dab of finger licked in ecstasy
Tapped birches maples firs and willows here
Ill hug and hug as theyre so magical--



Friday, March 29, 2019

Hell change clothes four times daily then sponge down
His wheezing laundries turn blue rivers brown
Eznorb
Old news my diplomats liaise his malaise
We sell them bandages at barge pole length
Sol Vampire Abigail
Our mint and sorghum bandages the best
Vampire Knight Haemo
A chief no king sick bogs his fiefdom are
His veins push larvae loaded lethargy
His wife is twice his size and pointy nosed
Dimorphic bitch mosquito love bites hers
She apes Queen Nefertitis ant mound mind
They never learnt to swim they live to drown
Eznorb
All equal running water plumbed transcends
We salvaged water closets Carthage styled
The public baths I cleared of peeping toms
Jester Bobo
The bidet tickles buttocks good clean fun

Approach Bounty Hunter

Bounty Hunter
Fine morrow pal I hunt the former king
A bounty six gold bricks I aim to claim
Hes wanted live or dead for treachery
Hes been a fugitive at least an hour
Jester Bobo
I wish you luck I havent seen him here
Bounty Hunter
I saw his jester Bobo once on stage
You look a smaller version duller dressed
Jester Bobo
Im flattered much but no Im large as life
Bounty Hunter
That Bobo juggled wooden cutlasses
He swallowed poniard whole the head leant back
His jokes concerned street bowls a tedious game
Myself an expert arm in paddle court
Jester Bobo
No worldly adulation follows me
I worship Parasito god of stars
In so doing siphon sunshine selfishly
As parasite and acolyte unite
Ive woken from consuming higher life forms
The plants whore male and female sexually
They talk through scent they shrink from source of pain
Thus fruit makes me a mule of guilt edged seeds
Bounty Hunter
Ive vetted scrawny hermit monks before
Obsessed you are with ancient olive trees
Predating Nimrods Babel air your meal
I must press forward thanks for nothing pal

Depart Bounty Hunter

Eznorb
He swaggers like a phony gladiator
The net and pike are clenched in either hand
I could throw basalt rocks down on him now
The bounty placed on me just six gold bricks
Sol Vampire Abigail
You knocked back twice your sons petitioning
For hemp production called it nuisance weed
Eznorb
And did not hemp grow rampant during trials?
Jester Bobo
I bulk up my tobacco scraps with hemp and hay--


Thursday, March 28, 2019

Act 3 Scene 9

Eznorb
Can you see anything up on that branch?
Jester Bobo
The White Witch Lodge by rule of smudging thumb
The very frame of rural bliss I scan
A cloudless sky a smoking chimney stack
Im stuck up here you scaredy cats in mist
Eznorb
Then land upon feet break your ankles just
Sol Vampire Abigail
Translated into luvvie crack a leg
Eznorb
That pumice thumping down and close as close
It troubles me that nervous folk in fear
Of Vulcan might themselves chuck down his vents
Propitiate such a vicious god as he
Jester
To poo and pee the same time given choice
The White Witch doesnt ever shes in tune
With nature always counting calories
Her waste mist off breath and sweat off skin
Eznorb
Her sheets of hemp have revolutionised
I sealed the hemp rump wipe concession hers
My savvy sons want her to mass produce
I think her magic should rise stage by stage
Jester Bobo
The Black Witch generates farts pees and poos
Whenever she wants however she decides
Eznorb
Are you saying youve met the stinking Black Witch?
Jester Bobo
Im saying I boast a head two arms two legs
And torso touched by her great intellect
Vampire Knight Haemo
You poop from mouth you channel jellyfish

Jester chants
He who has a heavy brain
Shall grow wan in winter tan
Hell flick off snow show elan
Sleet and ice down alpine lane

Vampire Knight
King Mummerius refused to make alliance
With Vampire hordes claimed us too loose at first
Claimed Eznorbs realm too flammable at last
Instead we work your civil war to ends
Youll be installed our ceremonial king
Alls fine since we despise King Mummerius
For years concerning not least fashion style
I wear an inner smock of chinchona
This flask of quinine potion bitter taste
Repels mosquitoes kills their parasites
King Mummerius malaria yellowed skin
Can keep his southernmost infested bogs--


Wednesday, March 27, 2019

Act 3 Scene 8

Sol Vampire Adeline
I met the Black Witch near the sally port
I bought pure water kept in crystal vial
I kept her ignorant of my dark plan
She didnt seem that interested too
A father daughter intimate event
At our redoubt north east of Castle Aur
I first contrived I lead him about his vault of jewels
Enthused their glitter under candlelight
Since drunk in ale I helped him get in bed
And just before he snoozed off peacefully
I dripped pure water drops upon his closed lids
As drunkards eyes show often bloodshot whites
As dehydration takes a hold on them
That water purified drained off live cells
Hes blind in medical terms silhouettes notes
Ill guide him thus around his palaces
That Ive converted into hospitals
And sanctuaries of plague infected plebs
The medicine preventative Ill preach
The quackery restorative Ill prove
Philosophy of sanitations triumph
Reflection is far more than twiddling thumbs--


Tuesday, March 26, 2019

They shied and slid they didnt hold their ground
Eznorb
Aggressive reptiles are a Black Witch thing
Id wear an ankle holstered knife all day
If thunderbirds roamed the realm as yore
And loomed above folk toothless though they were
If pecked in tantrum out of character
The once then that once far too often stands
Vampire Knight  Haemo
Breathe deep your papa hunted them extinct
And only accidentally destroyed
The lunatics and rustlers forest clad
No opportunist cannibal was he
Eznorb
And did you know my papa passing well?
Vampire Knight Haemo
Yes your grand papa too last century
Eznorb Thats give or take a thousand years you did
The calendar of Scalliwag observed

Jester Bobo chants
If fingers throb swell then turn black
Youve winced sharp fangs of snake attack
If fingers throb swell keep their hue
They drop off winter cold their cue
Krait cobra viper mad
Brown taipan simply sad
Arent charmed by bagpipe lad

As misery loves company I love
You fellows following suit the deuces pips

Act 3 Scene 7

Vampire Mercenary 1
To my liege please this long tailed bat post pass
The Vampire troop of Gall has set foot here
Their number small their aim to terrorise
Prince Alan
If plebs should see us panic end is writ
You mercenaries will remove that bud
Prince Alfred
Ive never cared for worldly Vampire kind
They stir the water cackle loud and smug
Their dress code bright as skin of poison frogs
Vampire Mercenary 2
Your papa once indifferent to them
Now favours them and keeps such company
The Vampire Haemo self absorbed his pal
Prince Alfred
Ive sworn the Oath of Realm I cant just kill
Vampire Mercenary 1
You can fall back on claim of self defense
Prince Alan
You mentioned earlier set of booby trap
A stake trench thatched then decked in fools gold flakes
Sounds leisurely though Id consider it--


Ill sling the sharpest shard between his eyes

Jester Bobo chants
Till her male bed bug pricks her slash
The female bed bug has no gash
Their spittle staves off crusty scab
Red dots they leave mistaken crab
Who creams their pants at witching hour
To bed bugs gives up dreams and power

Sol Vampire Abigail
Thats so depressing dont you know fun chants?
Jester Bobo
I know a bit of sunny vampire chant

Chants
Pigs blood and barley groat you stuff
In scrubbed clean pig gut tie off tough
Black puddings need an over fry
Theyre crisp as scabs and dry as dry

Black puddings would take energy to make
You lose weight quick again your pants fall down
You go up one belt notch and down one size
The vicious cycle slimming folk approve
Eznorb
Arent you plain lucky testing safe my food?
White pudding made of olive oil soaked groat
Forced into moist hemp casing knotted plump
Ive favoured lately dish exemplary
Jester Bobo
Your former majesty I dont sweat it
Nought wrong with almond dust as seasoning
Eznorb
Id rather not acquire worms though at all
Vampire Knight Haemo
Perfectionist chefs might drip down from brow
Blood sweated they might change white pudding black
Ive got my coagulant emulsified
A jellifying fluid ounce of vipers spit
In thermal double walled jar on my belt
If ruined by heat I can yet drain a squire

Jester Bobo chants
The cow sweats snake spit they part ways
She staggers down her path in daze
She shivers firm in venom grip
The cow shakes off what seemed a nip

Eznorb
A lucky symbiosis between the snake and cow
Jester Bobo
Red pudding sounds like just dessert to me
Fresh jellied blood of piglet struck by snake
Such thwarts a sow whose Chronos cannibal
Sol Vampire Abigail
Ive seen slow worms and adders hereabout--

Friday, March 22, 2019

Vampire Knight Haemo
The creak and clack of iron balls over bricks
By shackled ankles that peace would ruin ears
Our flittermice would flee in squealing droves
Eznorb
Less said about the Black Witch better vibe
Her far north estuary isle Agomorrh
Is host to moral turpitude at scale
In necrophilia bestiality melds
Jester Bobo
In Sodoms shadow furry consciousness
Harry Harriet
The Black Witch drip fed gruel when none else cared
Sol Vampire Abigail
Ive heard in coral towers she creates weird stock
Thats centaurs chimera and demigoats
Induces flu to squelch immunity
Then forces sickly beasts to copulate
Creates hybrids from such interspecies sex
Harry Harriet
In winter chill she breeds them man and beast
Theyre chained to walls through snow sleet and hail
In oblong roofless huts of mud bricks made
Where copulation keeps them warm at night
Jester Bobo
Along the border far north warning signs
No trespass centaurs speared or stoned at sight
You pedal propaganda far and near
Though inadvertently promote Black Witch
I test exclusive food of majesty
Im socially obliged to condescend
Poor thing do those bed bug bites ring your neck?
Harry Harriet
Indeed as if ring barked here I stand doomed
My head will drop off any moment now
Vampire Knight Haemo
Arent those pink marks then your fresh skin new grown?
Harry Harriet
I got a touch of plague and shook it off
A day before I quit the cityscape
I writhed in hay I sweat the sickness off
Vampire Knight Haemo
Youre one in million sought for vampire thirst
Immortal demigod of sponging beasts
Are those love bites your shoulder blades show?
Harry Harriet
Indeed the Black Witch took bull shark pup form
One blue moon while I swam across neap tide
Keep hands off me you pallid parasite
Your eyeballs speak of filthy consequences
At low tide will I plod silt back to isle
This Viking crystal pulls light points way
Eznorb Confused soul I wish I could polarise

Approach goatherd

Goatherd Gary
That Harry Harriet please warn him off
He wont be rustling mountain goats from me--



Thursday, March 21, 2019

The White Witch who can fix this malady
Jester Bobo
I think I know that malady Ill chant

Chants
The boa has no ear come to charms
His gentle squeeze sets off alarms

Eznorb
I can sex her just by the cameltoe
I shouldve hooked her up with elder son
Bring tourniquet and squeeze me slowly dead
Bit by bit leg there hand here amputate
Too late for me to die in sleep at peace
Vampire Knight Haemo
Pale maiden lead the way to your White Witch
Jester Bobo
Did you feel that? Quakes make me tremulous

Approach Harry Harriet in braided bra and thong made of human hair his

Harry Harriet
My fellow travellers through life knock knock
Jester Bobo
Whos anywhere near? who calls back door rear?
Harry Harriet
A mountain valley echo kind of queer
Eznorb
Im baffled by those massive hairy tits
The braided cups and thong slur modesty
A diabolical visa from abroad
Harry Harriet
The Black Witch took to me when none else would
Till then I robbed a knackers yard distraught
I ate the scraps none else would private parts
Of cows and bullocks desperate I was
Jester Bobo
Im sorry hairy tits to interject
At no time did I see you sneak inside
Appendixios all welcome knackers yard
Where carcases are divvied orderly
The testicals and uterus apart
Dont lambs fry have a discount sell by date?
Harry Harriet
Look I was getting there before you barged
Jester Bobo
Junk yards and knackers yards enforce dress codes
I bet you got your offal just down stream
Those crooks mince rabbit rat and cat road kill
And pass off tenderised rats gonads goats
Harry Harriet
A marinaded beats a tenderised
Leave off road kill thats drowned in walnut sauce
I was a bullys victim my escape
The vagrant life and peaceful countryside
Jester Bobo
His majesty deeply misunderstood
That every denizen in ball and chain
On civvy street would curb the bullies there
Though bullies numbered less than one per cent
Eznorb
I couldnt swat at flies all afternoon
Vampire Knight Haemo
Strange thing you mustve uttered sacrilege
The realm is Vulcan territory yet
Harry Harriet
I made a thong and bra from my own hair
My own the buttons clips of fingernails
I used the ready made sharp stones I found
Sol Vampire Abigail
A Vulcan fundamentalist Id guess
Eznorb
I pardon your religious sect for now
Harry Harriet
Let me kiss your big toes your majesty
Your face on green gold coins and rightly so
Jester Bobo
He tumbles over his own beard for it
Harry Harriet To you thanks I fish signal crays for meals
I pull black sand from local river curves
With magnet strung from rod then pan out gold
King Eznorb made me self sufficient tramp--


Wednesday, March 20, 2019

revised sonnet #1334

I wished the weather matched the moods a storm
The second when I stormed out quit that girl
The sky tapped her it offered one white whirl
Of nimbus cloud on backdrop blue in form
The sunshine shy at noon in winter warm
I sweat in stroll of metal camber curl
Of One Tree Hill there fears of heart unfurl
And shrink to nil unaired theyre native norm
The rocks of lime look like old statuesque bones
The cars zip over rust tinged grids in road
The leaves upon trees lisp in mummer code
The paddock posts if leaned at give out groans
Ive severed rationale Im strung along
Appropriate feelings hers then mine just wrong
Chorus along langs lungo


Tuesday, March 19, 2019

Eznorb
I meant to rid the realm of envied scions
A sibling rivalry leaves mental scars
I love to death my brother Burning Bush
Hes chosen star fort residence unforced
There he prefers his engineering kit
I ran a pyramid squashed blunt and fair
The living standard rose for all and one
Theres no escaping hierarchies this world
Whats priority except a hierarchy
Vampire Knight Haemo
Seems nothing starts off void of priority
But heres the catch the vampire pyramid
Is scab thick what some leeches call flat line
And whoever slips through cracks is finders ours
Sol Vampire Abigail
Such snakes there are land sea or estuary

Vampire Knight Haemo chants
Show your fangs yellow red or white
You lag your lunge you signal bite
I blow and swing this granite pipe
A slight remove from deadly swipe

Jester Bobo
Say Abigail Id kiss and cluck sweet you
Id dovetail you my coxcomb all a flap
Sol Vampire Abigail
Disgusting Jester Bobo no respect
For maidenhood you ooze sauciness
Why dont you speak me a third person peered
And list my bumps and curves in hearing range
A little task for other androgynes
Jester Bobo
Got me Im all lambs fry and macroclit
Indeed the notches cut upon my belt
Arent representatives of maidens clucked
I have a seesaw count of calories
The broiler stands as chook of cheapest choice
It keeps me locked in karmic cycle yonks
I catch I kill I pluck I gut I carve
All afternoon with hardly else to do
I eat to sweat I sweat to eat I slave
So doing I lose a stone in weight or more
My pants fall down yet I go up a notch
I kill humanely chewy old jungle fowl
Dont fear when youre old Ill be ancient dead
Vampire Knight Haemo
Youre what we vampires call a rooster head
Sol Vampire Abigail
Unlike you Bobo wallowing infantile
Im off to hear my dear old school chum speak--

Ive lost the practice licence wrongly charged
My methods are considered quackery
Jester Bobo
A talking jungle fowl? Not my straight man
Eznorb
Id know that voice if anywhere youre you
That Abigail in tar and feathers dolled
Plague doctor leather beak gives you away
Vampire Knight Haemo 
Your scented breath exhaled is mint and clove
Sol Vampire Abigail
Your sons invoked a little known edict
The tar and feathers matched with exile swift
Eznorb
My dear girl we cross paths in misery
We cant convict my sons in absentia
For treachery beyond city gates ourselves
Sol Vampire Abigail I fancied Alanspouse hed make me laugh
A cataclysm brings out the worst in folk
A price is stuck upon your head realm wide
Theyll hunt you down with axes tongs and spits
Theyll scamper geyser blasts and lava floes
Irrational their fury focus you
Eznorb
Lets reiterate finesse and sleight done me
I was about to abdicate the crown
When they put me beneath rude house arrest
And modified four terms to suit themselves
You tell me Jester why the insolence?
Now out is in up is down back is front
Jester Bobo
The realms a twisted pack of compromise
You shouldve given it a quarter turn
According compass card with bottle top
Instead of equally dividing realm
As north and south it shouldve got a twist
North east and south west just inheritance
Canals dams waterclock towers aquaducts
And stadiums evenly spread far and wide
Your sons promote a sharper pyramid
One arrow head of twin sharp edges made
The younger cleaves to older duke to king--

Sunday, March 17, 2019

To farmers market stink of freshest dags
Goatherd Gary
Its that tramp Harry Harriet who flaps
I pity him and his brain parasite
Ill tighten window shutters shut him off
Jester Bobo
His bug out proves a thunderous success
Between worms moles and rabbits dug his niche
Cicada nymphs lose no sleep pushed aside
Goatherd Gary
Your majesty whats mine is yours to use
Eznorb
Mosquito net themed these are humble digs
Harold Harriet
Pad your royal head in pillows plush hay filled
Dont dream a hungry gift horse open mouthed
Your little army is a decent cram
Deny the rumble dead let gravel slide
Myself usurped Id curl up foetus like
Vampire Knight Haemo
That bug out skittle centre front now set
Goatherd Gary
A crashing boulder like that were fast done
Vampire Knight Haemo
King Eznorb shrine in eastern corner built
A portrait has him seated next to wife
The twin throne theme a popular screen print
Jester Bobo
Queen Pompes face staring back from dinner plate
As butter wouldnt melt I neednt sniff
Goatherd  Gary
Egested bean espressos anyone?
Vampire Knight Haemo
Afraid we cant stay time is ticking past
Have you a short cut path to White Witch Lodge?
Eznorb
Ive only visited there spurring steed
Goatherd Gary
Across the hillock down its east side face
Id lay my life down shield your majesty
Your great canals and locks demand no less
Eznorb
Im touched young man deny me when foe call
Well come back this way well recruit you then
Goatherd Gary
Ive got a simple sling Ill turn garotte
Jester Bobo
A tiny sling to keep his pebbles snug

Act 3 Scene 6

Jester Bobo chants
Each tit has got a lung
The latter left unsung
One tit is bigger size
One tit is trannie wise

Approach tarred and feathered plague doctor beak mask wearing Sol Vampire Abigail

Sol Vampire Abigail
Ive been turned into scapegoat Im banned
From city zones behalf of citizens
The plague break out now skips from block to block--