Revised sonnet #1471

I clicked our super site Vuggtupmz.com
The testing ticks and clicks eluded hitch
The happy heirs a hoot and credit rich
All polo players they ponied much aplomb
Yet lately lands a chilling water bomb
I hate to be the snob to sneer and snitch
The friend of friend of peer induction glitch
Is members middle class ask where youre from
I clicked you large as life youd served up drinks
To debutantes youd packed your private jet
Unfunniest gossip column photo let
I cringe the toasting crystal glasses links
Vuggtupmz.com is only wasting worse
The members card Id flick to any nurse
Chorus worse inferior shoddy

Revised sonnet #1472

Ive gone from rough edged rock to polished gem
You neutralised the nervous shoulder shrug
You fielded me a hold of hand and hug
I coughed and swallowed back the fitful phlegm
Acquired taste torture tactile s and m
The testing theatre guerney frame or rug
Adrenalin au naturel the drug
I suck your boots and scrunch your jacket hem
I wonder why the worlds a wicked bluff
As simultaneously its hard and soft
I wonder why too much is not enough
As hook and pulley hang a hunk aloft
I spot your silvery short skirt side zip
Then whilst I writhe you crack that leather whip
Chorus zip zip zip

Revised sonnet #1473

These differences separating small
Or subatomic fluster face to face
Individuality zooms out of grace
You might ignite a futile bitter brawl
You write a wobbly line I swirl a scrawl
You guard a patch I barricade a place
You meditate and jog I romp and race
You heave and hammer forth I hump and haul
You rack a vessel up I stack it down
You groan affliction stern I moan it soft
You smirk at sycophants I feed them frown
You haunt a study room I lounge a loft
Your finest feature is youre never me
I peer at ennui price of prising free
Chorus me mich mig

Revised sonnet #1474

Impossible to meet you more I deem
Else people will judge me a phony flirt
Else sister mine invites a horrid hurt
I crave your praise Im short of self esteem
Im hung up on your anecdote or meme
Im better looking babe I might just blurt
Instead I clam Im fashionably curt
Youve wasted warmth on her I might just scream
Youre biased to her enormous makeup kit
I keep it subtle void the bulging bag
Youre biased to her gigantic gift of grit
I cut the losses quick on drag on snag
Im going to quit you since you never cringe
I love you wifely even when I whinge
Chorus cringe flinch shrink

Revised sonnet #1475

Our Steve a strong and kind yet dozy doll
Required removed a wicked creme egg cyst
Inside the gut it was as giant as fist
I pulled his leg off peeped the plastic hole
You played the nurse in urgent rigmarole
I played the surgeon sure of hand and wrist
On lashes curler set I did insist
Exacting creme egg cradling goo the goal
Years weve endured and coddled hidden clause
Of spouses loss on vile investment scam
Their drunkenness and muffled mock applause
As designated drivers give a damn
Yes little sister see I love you more
Than husband mine a complicated bore
Chorus more meer mer

Revised sonnet #1476

I walked to windows churning cloudy sky
Your face concealed till that tense time in house
I didnt mind the rain its burning douse
I was the one and only passerby
I catch your cousins hes your guileless guy
The jealousy transmutes to novel nous
Of course Im lined up to be the spouse
I have avoided verbalising any lie
Its horrible to know the world which way works
Incapable of changing bad to good
To say I did all fateful deeds I could
To weep at wily microbes bent on quirks
Your nose and eyes are red and wet as well
I wont ask why in heavens home I dwell
Chorus well bore fount

Revised sonnet #1477

Dear country cousin failing photograph
Of us together magic might rig right
Two movie frames apart the half and half
Ill glue together let our lots take flight
Excepting caw of gulls and luff of leery laugh
At bordered high tide sand dunes grey or white
The bucket moulded grains a castle up to calf
All kids in swim togs sunshine shimmer bright
The causal kink and karmic imminence
At rear of frame appears your future wife
The bevied beauty hardly hurries hence
In idyll cosmic comedy is rife
Your wife to be a babe if sun tanned brown
In quirks I quantify you crib the crown
Chorus down low nether

Revised sonnet #1478

The bride is borne across the front door mat
Off grooms arms she descends droop safe inside
Dimorphism makes her seat seem small yet wide
Her narrow ribs exaggerate two knobs of fat
Her voice unbroken chimes as childrens guide
Hers colourful the poison berry chat
Hers grey hairs early grown and weekly dyed
Her lashes live on black they blink and bat
A mighty baby maker bent on mongoloid
A factory of meat the mouses boon
Her period pain is roughly every moon
Till one day menopause insists it void
Her sprog ephemeral the satellite
Adds kilograms and rigs dimorphism right
Chorus satellite lackey minion

Revised sonnet #1479

I love those greyhounds gungho out of gate
And whiskey whirled in coke just over ice
And girls asudden who on shoe heels skate
And Nimrods cup of peopled poker dice
And sharply creased black suits that understate
And stir fried duck in soy sauce set on rice
And dolls reducing dare to one blind date
And nets by sailors mended knot and splice
And parrots who assess by cuss a plus
And earring diamond drops off lobes back pinned
And colonnades that coordinate the wind
And guarantees unasked for never suss
A soul thats crammed is mine I care to dwell
I love you chum that sums up surely well
Chorus dwell abide lodge

Revised sonnet #1480

Your sugar daddy wont a message mince
That time takes toll in parallel alls one
And while we weather wrinkles well we wince
Your sweetness shriveled shallower fellows shun
Receding hair and double chin evince
I spoil you something dearly fond of fun
Indulge tastes every wine or whiskey since
I wish youd wear a negligee undone
As LMOQQS scissors stream and scrap and segue
Our genes reversing damaging old age
At first elite and beyond your measly wage
I know youll kiss and cuddle me in league
Youll splay and straddle my awaiting lap
And well transcend age gap the handicap
Chorus lap cisce dijen

Revised sonnet #1481

If lava chills enough it can emboss
Old bones or break them down to ash in heaps
Are flying ants fixtures framed in amber gloss
Exemplary imaginative leaps?
As feathered pterodactyls brush off dross
As ocean bottom algae suck oil seeps
As severed salamanders write off loss
As every bat though slandered peers and peeps
The breasts and biceps paired are sort of naff
The migraine neural cells theyre grown too much
The withered limb encouraged by a crutch
The stink of underarm a grey ones gaffe
The worlds a video game its fairly fake
I know a legless lizard from a snake
Chorus fake invalid phoney

Revised sonnet #1482

The fine true friend default a second best
Your older sisters similar in height and hue
The love I feel in company in lieu
You are the loveliest lovely beyond the rest
A shadow shelves your cleavage curve and chest
Your honey hair cascades off eyes of blue
Your nervous laughter linked to stuff you rue
Excepting guise as ever present guest
Id pick a partner on according mood
A nag if mad and prone to show and shout
A mute if sad and prone to bide and brood
A blab if glad and prone to foist and flout
Too much to merge these lovelies rolled in one
I weigh up which the bob against the bun
Chorus one individual single

Revised sonnet #1483

As on your older sister was I sold
Too soon I feel a fiendish faithful fake
You were aloof at first I was awake
To milder version from the common mould
Your older sisters cute and calm and cold
Its what I wanted only without break
Its secret stuff to scoff indulgent ache
I want to meet her moods in manifold
Her needs unknown to me I beg you speak
Youve known her intimately all your life
Else out of character a crisis wreak
Quell lingering ache serve up sudden strife
I love you loopily the best as quest
As older sisters celebrated guest
Chorus quest hunt search

Revised sonnet #1484

Twin mine mosaic you gave a lot to me
You werent a soul to wage a civil war
Or seriously offended keep a score
Again I gab in sentences of us and we
I was damn selfish up to nth degree
You shrank in womb you fused on made me more
Eyes blue and brown once look out peep and pore
I yank yet yellowing hair off collar free
Eyes myopic sought a comprehensive cure
Investigated twenty twenty read
As reading glasses render less than pure
In cheating pass if by elites decreed
Our irises turn rings of orange spots
Those baby carrots eaten lots and lots
Chorus spots dots knots

Revised sonnet #1485

Bee eye tee cee aitch she exactly is
I stir myself to speak the utter woe
Boil over knock out carbonated fizz
I feel her fury kept on need to know
Belittling words around me fly and whizz
To previous losers shell allude as foe
I dare to quake and contemplate the quiz
Insulters lined up do I rate so so?
Yet she acts feminine to foreign frog
Yet she acts chivalrous to charity
Yet she acts polarised to parity
Yet she acts sisterly to strangers sprog
I wonder if youve seen her roving round
In misery a mate if shes just found
Chorus round circular orbital

Revised sonnet #1486

Time next I fall in love afforded charm
Ill know it everyday and full of fibs
Exchange of funny rough and rude ad libs
Beneath the laminated smirk and smarm
The nest if neat and nifty no alarm
Outsiders seen as simply second dibs
The kitty fifty fifty free from cribs
Strolls seaside Sunday scheduled arm in arm
Ive lost in love I merely meant to munt
Bias mine a little less than me as whole
I challenged frivolous and caused affront
I polarised in rousing rigmarole
I click the driver door ajar your car
A native knight I ask you how you are
Chorus car automobile vehicle

Revised sonnet #1487

Unique you are that only one who cares
I pose a problem pertinent to fix
I mouth my murmurs as one who dares
I stutter sentences that numb till nix
Ive cut a friend who keeps a score and snares
I leave off haunts of his I just wont mix
A supercilious soul who zero bares
Id guess in groups that such are one of six
I catch your beaming eyes the photon pan
If positive and negative on earth
If generous and onerous in mirth
I love your energy and great elan
Were cheap we chirp a cage or prison cell
We dream in love in dolour never dwell
Chorus cell bower gallery

Revised sonnet #1488

At where the loose relationship is going
At width of blur or smudge of border line
At principle in certain concrete sign
I guess ignored or noticed nothing knowing
I feel I shouldve spent time crying and crowing
In company yours fudging moods as mine
Instead of man I play out wuss I whine
Invertebrae a nod I stand as owing
Two kingfishers are perched on cords above
It means theres water diving deep and near
Theyre quiet in company they never swear
Theyre harbingers of happiness in love
The river gulls arrive oil dark of eye
And leg they fly up north I wonder why
Chorus eye je ojo

Revised sonnet #1489

Trust me Ill ever click the driver door
Ajar and wait upon you known the knight
Your solid skills at steering wheel excite
You make amazing what Ive mused a chore
Your sinewy lips if verbalising fore
Your casual hang of hair if catching light
Your circular ear lobes if blushing bright
Are parts of what I secretly adore
Youve lately saddened me invoking him
The body odour vectored garlic breath
Those country capers made on reckless whim
Ive never met the man I wish a death
All worries which I hoard Id flush away
Our future fuels us free Id rather say
Chorus away off separate

Revised sonnet #1490

You mightve spared a second made it mine
True love unfolds a map if people pair
The good times flow unforced expected fare
Cascading kisses heating hugs align
The inner fellow lonely prone to pine
I sought a gorgeous girl as such you snare
Vivacious valiant void of worldly care
And never heard to hustle hurt or whine
You mightve spared a second which I steal
True love unfurls a plot if people wed
The nice times flow unforced expected deal
Cascading kisses heating hugs embed
I waited sighed and languished way too long
I see you brilliant boy youve sorted strong
Chorus long lang largo

Revised sonnet #1491

The patterned stocking settles straight on screen
Thumb mine affording finest fold and flick
Your leg affording simplest kink and kick
To voyeurism my anxieties largely lean
I wonder what your mannerisms might mean
Your jerk jaw jut afore your light lip lick
Your wringing hands your shoulder shrug or crick
Your cleavage quake your crumby brush off clean
You bag off Wideave walk ons broke as broke
And mime acts meet your patronising nods
You keep acquaintance farmers market folk
Your coins you chuck at cheeky begging clods
Your gossip column portrait size of stamp
Id guess your kiss tastes lemon flavoured damp
Chorus stamp shtemple stemple

Revised sonnet #1492

Yes darling damsel come I now to court
I swore Id sack your fathers city state
The menacing armada plugs the port
A wizard cuts the cards and forks out fate
Your rumoured marriage plans you must abort
Youve scaled up from a locket likeness great
I cant assault your family in sport
Youre far too beautiful I give up hate
Yet tortuous tickles pleasure over much
Ill lay upon you should you not concede
Youll weep and laugh and more or less youll plead
The torture tool a feather soft as such
On sounds of horns the walls of fortress fall
As same old phrases nice or not appal
Chorus fall drop plummet

Revised sonnet #1493

Its not a long time back strife seems so new
You pluck a cememeole whilst you sing
Of fighting knight and knave or pope and king
Of dungeon captives bruises black and blue
Through gauzy carriage curtains rosy view
Of road a haunt of any robber ring
In early warning notes of horns yet wing
Our fortunes lucky break of favoured few
A puzzle how to dodge the path of plague
Twelve we were one in love our baggage light
Think Eve and Adam love initial sight
Our marriage plans on hold are veiled as vague
Sir Cedric summons honorary guests
I crave to hear of sacred scrolls and quests
Chorus guests callers visitants

Revised sonnet #1494

As hothouse vines thrive flues of village fume
Off season winter sun adjusting draught
Through slats the pitch of graft a shady craft
Sir Cedric mulls the arbitrary gloom
If autumn fell to Eve and Adams broom
If Abel held in Cains thrust up till haft
If sons of ruler Nim endured a raft
If camouflage appeared off Josephs loom
Sir Cedric claims this castle keep and fief
Acknowledged skills in sword and grappling hook
As pigeons shuttle scripts of note and brief
The parapets twelve pastures overlook
Sir Cedric sighs the stifling pyrrhic rout
The close calls conquering tumultuous doubt
Chorus rout drub spruik

Revised sonnet #1495

The stepping stones or planets must align
The second brain a nervous neural heart
I sort it safe youll never blush if mine
A slow turn wide arc perish spin just start
The earrings emerald you swing divine
Your whirl of curls kinetic kinky art
The miniskirt on wool tights sensual sign
Your silver bangles clack and click apart
A hand I hold upon your hallowed hip
Your flick of fringe meets my mouth its unplanned
Aloft the while arms other hand in hand
A hand is held on shoulder mine your grip
As long as loves alive you safely fare
On emeralds and stem cells stuff I swear
Chorus fare journey voyage

Revised sonnet #1496

A portrait pure three dee Ill fix exact
On beautiful you from time spin and place
The first and last verse bookend butts a brace
The rhymes and capitals a frame in fact
And from the poker cards I can abstract
The hierarchy in hierarchy its race
Of bolt thread stories swung its grease and grace
Its straight above a straight inside a pact
Youre vain and fawn your face in looking glass
You mug yourself at morning noon and night
In others gazes self youre stamped true mass
Accumulates your moments many slight
I simulate the facial features fine
The sunshine hair insistently divine
Chorus fine delicate subtle

Revised sonnet #1497

Just gather dear things made up long ago
Id languish ignorant Id venerate
The sonnet form and guess at creative flow
I didnt supplement or emulate
A classic muse of course I kind of know
A perfect cipher slumped in superstate
The lyric poems her one and none then owe
True rhymes and blanks arise I contemplate
I claim the coincidences still astound
As slightly stiff imperial measures reign
In roll of poker dice immortal vein
A language past and future proofed Ive found
I map the world in similes in mind
To munted numbers numb I am or blind
Chorus mind intellect wits

Revised sonnet #1498

He plays too easy peasy what you please
He nods approval when I prance in zest
He reckons anywhere east wide of west
He buys me bling and shoes its beyond a breeze
The lanky lad I cornered swipe and squeeze
Demanded wriggle room I couldnt rest
The beefy boy I cornered cave and crest
Demanded breathing mask I couldnt ease
This chap I fathomed figured out the fee
He financed full a gorgeous gilded clutch
The best in window shopping should you see
Hire purchase stiff a stinging over much
His mode of lavishing his love I nod
His posture generous hes gorgeous god
Chorus nod agree concur

Revised sonnet #1499

The five years wonderful I laugh and grin
Ill not obsessively observe and skew
Your constant company inspires win win
A heart to heart talk banishes booboo
I know your mothers name as next of kin
The oversized shirt into which you grew
The summer job you scooped and scraped a bin
The exes excellent your fickle few
Your favourite dessert is mocha mousse
You gargle after brushing flick teeth floss
Your undies boxers aerate light and loose
You polish patent leather shoes till gloss
Its verified I mind you very well
Ask folk from here how hard in love I fell
Chorus well complete entire

Revised sonnet #1500

Im bullied lots Ive got the reddest locks
Kids catcall me a bloody gingernut
In paper water bombs I soak the butt
Im sad outsider ranked in social stocks
Its worse woe when a lesser ginger mocks
I freeze and automatic my eyes shut
Theyll pull at locks the feeling filling gut
Till rubbernecking sadists summon flocks
The auburn babe of bandy legs lands slap
The copper babe of stubby legs lands punch
The russet babe of lanky legs lands rap
Theyll straddle me on soil till panties bunch
St Judas patron saint of disparate
Your name I cry if down and desperate
Chorus disparate forked variant

Revised sonnet #1501

Ill wear two wipes of shadow less as more
A tight tank top and faded part torn jeans
Ill document the farmers market scenes
In coffee breaks awake to pickers lore
I love you kind of not to very core
Our kind of couple squirms its modest means
To petulance and brilliant bicker leans
A monied marriage beckons future fore
A widow aunt told me young folk are peers
Youre better matched in love to same age man
You pack your punnets gap year where you can
A latitude of summer sweat stink squares
We bundled straw the while white sunshine blazed
And sipped at night that cider jar or lazed
Chorus blazed parched scorched

Revised sonnet #1502

One year on you insist Im very well
I measure moments just enough to jot
I memorise else your allusive lot
Estranged I wonder what events I quell
And you insist Im such a shut in shell
Its scarcely stretch to call that idle blot
As you deduce a silhouette stuff Im not
Id rather rendered be in parallel
Its far from favourite the basic blue
I gravitate to darkest indigo
Its far from favourite the ocean view
I gravitate to scape of mountain snow
In proxy youre in love fine fit affect
Its moxy mine to flinch away effect
Chorus affect carry wear

Revised sonnet #1503

A property doom prophets open plea
The fundings far too scant to spread around
Expanding universe a meme unsound
Theyll find a puny plot and charge a fee
A house and picket fence is apogee
The first time buyer immensely mortgage bound
A solid sort in stamp of common ground
A credit worthy worker wise eyes see
Yet man is hydrocarbons simply soot
In water bladders planet earth a crock
A curving crust upon a liquid rock
Earth battery is he on foot and foot
And from his eyes emerge the sparks of life
Bioluminescent white and rapid rife
Chorus life lebn liv

Revised sonnet #1504

I value much our weekend rendez vous
Employ assigning segregated lives
The overlap of shifts slight still I rue
As one escapes the other one arrives
Aeons since in pair I sought out something new
Its droll that commonality yet dives
A hobby his the barreling of brew
A hobby mine the sharpening of knives
The niceness doesnt quite engage enough
The peace of less is socially inept
I want our fancied friendliness off swept
Were weary wary silent how Id huff
The stress of silence daily doubles pain
If he expressed a pain Id grouch again
Chorus pain ache hurt

Revised sonnet #1505

Youre never far away the foreign quirk
Ive fought and lost afforded cradling arms
Im mesmerized in watching ways you work
Your sentences seem sweetest smoothest balms
Theres nil repressed inside your pressing palms
Your eyes are loving nil aspersions lurk
They gently linger long away then jerk
Your laugh is lyrical its candour calms
Youve left on sofas many stranded hairs
I wonder whether its a modest moult
In multiverse a fancied minor fault
Immortalised you countless spares in lairs
Your video image is as moving anywhere
As lemon scent arrear your either ear
Chorus anywhere ergest overal

Revised sonnet #1506

The last wifes father is one cunning cop
The covert cameras in lamps of pall
In ceiling plaster peeling down the hall
Im fed to him through loopy feeds non stop
Outfoxing him I serve up signal drop
I gag a satellite thwart x ray gall
I don a shield of shrink wrap shirt and shawl
Tin foil in cotton cap a jamming prop
The last wifes work vocation solo mum
I shouldnt have appeared and grinned that long
As she sponged babys bald and dinky dong
The fifteen grand awarded scorching sum
I pleaded guilty peepers just to hush
Im down to dozen dollars ex that flush
Chorus hush quiet mute

Revised sonnet #1507

I stride our side streets sort of Robin Hood
A pill house homie pandering to poor
The beneficiaries know life a bore
Its social work this little neck of wood
St Judas jacked it up the goody good
A cottage industry theres nil instore
Im risking limbo lag in christian lore
Id make more money selling p I could
The active agent copies oestrogen
It slows time down exaggerates eye sight
It ripens mammaries on wasted men
It dishes drama drama female rite
Yes fellows supplement your box of booze
A puff of spliff to walk in womens shoes
Chorus booze alcohol liquor

Revised sonnet #1508

I wear the second hand old cop black shoes
And matching vetis up and down Raap st
I click clack cleats I latch on concrete clues
A citizens arrest reads such conceit
Especially I hate the homeless ruse
A poor excuse the seething summer heat
Im subsidised too no I neednt cheat
Through nanny state I landed flat and views
Your cops a biro pushing bureaucrat
Regression from a macho marching ape
I wear a sort of superhero cape
A wig it isnt more a mousy mat
The vetis volts jolt hobo whore or nark
I squint at chest and fire off shocking spark
Chorus nark informant telltale

Revised sonnet #1509

Im irked that if I help you you may spurn
As hyper female find the strength to leave
That youll disown the petty points that peeve
That youll abandon me unyielding yearn
And you sincerely sob a souls site the urn
A loving parent passed of late you grieve
A solemn sadness what I can achieve
I signal secondary cool concern
And youve experienced bottle necks and knocks
Ive empathy observing custom quirks
Ive sympathy eye on the sensual perks
Ive conquered radical odds on the rocks
May you move mesmerising climb and cruise
Ill catch up clearly bar a bump or bruise
Chorus cruise sail voyage

Revised sonnet #1510

Just lift your lips up off the mobile phone
The speaker function flick on free to speak
And show that strangers face and havoc wreak
I swear Ill grimace quiet and fight off groan
Express alleles allude theres none alone
That every second childs a son unique
Yes quick recruit a chick your sort or meek
Yes lookalike or laughalike or clone
Its not a spell of rationed civil wars
Its not a spell of feudal banishments
Its not a spell of mini ice age spores
Its not a spell of quakes and accidents
And introduce the lunk no lazy haste
Just bit by bit feed far from cut and paste
Chorus haste briskness rush

Revised sonnet #1511

Youve ended citizen youve sorted sage
The people whom youve learnt off linger dead
Their images inside your cyber head
Youre free of futile frets you disengage
Youre stranger now to fellowship in rage
To sadomasochism youve flinched and fled
Approaching polar opposite you dread
You call adieu to neutralizing cage
Perpetual peace abides at core of stuff
And diamond robots rule all matter dark
A billion dyson sphere amusement park
Its one way mirror show of freaks enough
Your intersecting soul invites to venn
You meet in many minds a matter zen
Chorus venn overlap superimpose

Revised sonnet #1512

Ive ever liked those ignoble ignored
The show offs who lure long looks who can lack
Conspicuously in skill set self I stack
Against their gloats I glory underawed
Im sick of hearing you complain quite bored
It drains off energy its knockers knack
A loop of loops its lazy out of whack
Considered so youre a little less adored
Emotive memes arent wily words to whinge
I guess at your true self the hidden flaws
On generous acts you completely hinge
If you afford a jaded joke I grin and pause
I looked on ignoble types folk to void
Then so accepted any else annoyed
Chorus void bar nullify

Revised sonnet #1513

You asked how I was and under weather
Moaned I lockless lockers levelled looks light
Your concern consumed such soothing ether
Melancholy quit me my heart lost fright
Date its never merely popular site
Lovely looking girls all gawked together
Spark the brain and buzz the nascent nether
Oestrogen galore diffuses nose height
End of basketball one on one practice
Yours the smooth and gorgeous quivering gams
Make I mental note to cancel some crams
Little love is just enough if lacked is
Previous was I dreary loser dreamy
Guess I covet covered cleavage creamy
Chorus dreamy fanciful unreal

Revised sonnet #1514

I look back satisfied at small regret
Though we acquitted quite the poorest match
I learnt a lot off you Im deep in debt
Ive got a list of nonos shortest snatch
The genders polarised I groped to vet
And you appeared a doll in plainest patch
And you inveigled vigilant less let
I propped to pose a clever virile catch
Im stoic and superstitious called upon
In crisis youre alarmed and loose of heed
I vest in plenty you subscribe to need
I praise and you bemoan a good thing gone
Ive fond recall of your talk primp and laugh
As folk effect a change in full or half
Chorus laugh chuckle guffaw

Revised sonnet #1515

All stories stuff of start and core and end
Old Esotvuvmi first to write it down
If blatant by a beggar poet and clown
All banked banalities that rut yet wend
The salamander moves in sinuous bend
Aware is not of nuance of verb and noun
The limbs if lost are grown again on frown
Unlucky cause and consequence amend
All puzzles stuff of end and core and start
I wonder what your inner struggle is
You might immortalise in munted quizz
They make a mystery a magic art
Uncanny valley looks like middle age
Against a lost youth such a suspect rage
Chorus age epoch period

Revised sonnet #1516

Their nanobots astride on wedding cake
The biodegradable dear bride and groom
Theyre little hard to swallow self serve sake
They speak of anniversaries till doom
Their mini avatars a lucky break
Acquire a glory box as private room
Among the costume jewels a safe of fake
The lesser life insurance premiums loom
All work is weighed up worth in kilojoules
On harness made of massive fusion power
The count of calories the same each hour
This bureaucrat and forest foundling rules
The bride and groom the calories eschew
The borderline is blurred no pee no poo
Chorus eschew avoid shun

Revised sonnet #1517

I mailed you my heart code tall deep and wide
Three dee design off Gavasi printer fax
I must admit Im far too shy and lax
To say I love you when youre ever eyed
Our natter nurturing Im seldom sighed
Our policies ask amicable pax
Of late you mumble me I fear the axe
And late at night Ive quivered quaked and cried
If not enough I could add on a lung
In bits a bauble souvenir to save
In jars of memories make me a grave
I couldnt care if close or far off flung
I wonder should I venture palpable
Or should I square soaked sheet so pulpable?
Chorus palpable concrete solid

Revised sonnet #1518

You know me as me a honey humble
You yourself a laidback sugary bloke
I just scat tum ti tum to fierce faced folk
Mojo yours the moderating mumble
Your junk small side size up finger fumble
Foreplay fun frustrating you propose poke
Fingers mine on yours sustain inspired stroke
Concave innards I owe come and crumble
Ill express points gingerly in sotto
My opinions echod you perpetuate
Your stabs sensual my own gropes eventuate
You tut tut tough times thus you waive wide woe
You assert of me that ghee baked must melt
I accept unfiltered fervour flame felt
Chorus melt soften thaw

Revised sonnet #1519

The April storm Hotimmi whacked and wailed
Invisibly as if a bonkers beast
A motorcyclist roof iron struck deceased
Decapitated clean off not impaled
And into harbour Xejopi then sailed
And sank exactly when expected least
The cover seeming safe at west and east
As barricades the mounts and ridges failed
The raindrops squeezed inside the window sills
Tv set screen a blizzard black and gray
Outside of window panes thin rising rills
The bending boughs inclined to flog and fray
Did she see such sights scary mile off viewed
The clouds of monochrome a hundred hued?
Chorus viewed observed watched

Revised sonnet #1520

The whispers loud yet low a passing phase
Its just infatuation insidious stuff
Theyll break off holding hands ignored enough
Theyll fold default to segregated ways
The regimental uniforms erase
Our personalities thwart off the cuff
I wonder whether borstal halls are buff
The waiting round affords the deadliest daze
I could impress her using magic powers
And save her from a fractious feeling state
The pocket money purchase wrap of flowers
A ritual ruse it mightnt antiquate
Its nice to know the whispers made of mirth
Arent jealous underline her worldly worth
Chorus mirth glee levity

Revised sonnet #1521

As what you simulate and do are same
The hauteur foisted isnt wholly vain
Our world is cancelled it cant come again
You paid lip service sly youre not to blame
Your masters mocking mirror makes you aim
They view you via a one way window pane
Invisible ensconced in shade they reign
You shine and validate their video game
Youre holo full of nought except swift spin
Unscathed they slide through subatomic chinks
Your ghost affords a blind eyes blinks and winks
Youre charmed enough and difficult to pin
You wear a wig and dentures worth a whit
You loathe unnatural things hypocrite
Chorus whit jot particle

Revised sonnet #1523

You wear your lank locks like a little girl
Right down your back to end of shoulder blades
You dye them flame nostalgia so unfurl
You dunk in drums the fibres sunshine jades
Your front teeth false resemble oyster pearl
You waive the walking frames and hearing aids
You wear a flowery frock you wheel and whirl
You fantasise romantic serenades
Your god once was youth driven constant change
The speculative grainy kilobit
The pristine fork and pot of fondue kit
You suffocate young folk youre sour and strange
Immortal mode the bob to collar hung
I view the wiser heads you move among
Chorus hung hang hengt

Revised sonnet #1524

A virtuous cycle we work we imburse
Each other so reimburse the better one
In current crisis miffed or coarsely done
Its flattery at worst and never curse
And we encounter kinks in multiverse
As not all hierarchies are states to shun
In ours the emphasis is placed on fun
A grin a smile a simply dimpled purse
Two solid acting pressured plasmas we
Awake to water boiled off long ago
Our holidays on silicon quick sea
The winds of many mach thump holo blow
The shaded side of planet rains its glass
A meme of beauty feeds a fasting lass
Chorus glass glas glos

Revised sonnet #1526

The witch who prophecies at dusk and dawn
Her long locks dyed to absolutely black
Has she scalped some young girl a saucy snack?
Is she queen mine? I might emerge a pawn
Her face is wrinkled why then do I fawn?
Her spanish fly addresses certain lack
Three days Ive lurched in lust across her back
On barnyard straw on residential lawn
The cypress foliage clipped to look like fowl
The clouds assuming shape of cat or dog
I licked a khaki coloured poison frog
I hooted whos who winged a wise old owl
I sat in cauldron water wrinkling skin
Her fingers fiddled my throat back and chin
Chorus skin dermis hide

Revised sonnet #1525

The witch of which invites the knight of not
A gate is grand on it a little hatch
To enter hunched he hits hard hatchs latch
It opens creaking short of oil a jot
The witch of which arrives at single plot
The perfect pair they are a magic match
The cauldron cooling bottles by in batch
Theyll kip in bliss embrace a common cot
The knight of not inquires of her a deal
Their golden hair and blue eyes beaming mirth
Are fair folk denizens of inner earth?
Is inner smaller sun of realm thats real?
The witch of which unbrackets by a globe
And points out it twin holes of polar probe
Chorus globe orb sphere

Revised sonnet #1532

I poke in garbage bins by local shops
The flattest fizzy can I cock and drink
A sack I fill and shoulder clunk and clink
The smelter follows market pops and flops
I smell of cola caramel and hops
I crush one can anothers kink I blink
I cash up kilos little ledger ink
I give a miss to barbers blades and strops
The poster honeys face is pretty big
The lids and lashes venus flytrap like
In her eye shadow frame a lightning strike
Im mesmerised I need to further dig
Ive got unopened pay packets of old
A hammock under stars if hot if cold
Chorus old past yore
ok

Revised sonnet #1527

Shaping up sour stoush sore split of sexes
Jauntier jabs and probes of banter criss cross
Hazard history and haul in exes
Battleships on paper speculate loss
Yet if reading people life perplexes
Show of character assumes its own gloss
Prisoner tattoo or ethnic bindi vexes
Psychological term calcifies floss
Allergies and germ diseases still stalk us
We concoct a fort of fuming faeces
We doubt dwarf and giant as salient species
Aeons of fallacy and fitful false fuss
Half the wile would I of you suspect not
I escape bombardment your concise shot
Chorus not non nyet

Revised sonnet #1528

The student doctors study stiffs on slabs
In mortuary view statuesque bodies hard
I study sometimes pickled souls as bard
A gist of phrase and gesture notion nabs
A goddess grand enchants the chisel jabs
Of sculptor rather chip of lard as shard
The error margin serving said as guard
You shed a pound of dander dust in dabs
I know you cry in gloom you cry in joy
I know you shriek in fear you shriek in rage
I know you nod if bold you nod if coy
I know you hum if naive you hum if sage
You pose to me youre rigor mortis like
The chisel chips away at slump or spike
Chorus like akin cognate

Revised sonnet #1529

If war then bad engages worse your goal
Metes me against your previous precious men
Your mind must muse a lioness mating pen
I mentor mental midgets drab or doll
Theyll pin you puppetesque improper poll
Theyll swipe you shady social circles venn
Theyll click you creative board and pecking hen
Theyll zip you zeroish citizen on whole
I could outflank you forceful farthest side
I could just pinch you while you droop and doze
I could alert you if I lamely lied
I could insert a smirk at wedded woes
To pulp or pamper? feelings prompt are pent
Youre quick to judge a man Im negligent
Chorus pent checked stifled

Revised verse

I read a world map which informed at once
The obvious stuff I dithered quite the dunce
That Pacific not peaceful warrior lined
That Atlantic mysterious stranger pined
Evmepvot waged a civil nuclear war
Against its satellite the moon of yore
It smacked to smithereens all odds stacked
Turned dusty water crater deep uncracked
The moon endured a paltry spin void peace
Evmepvot sank off view on canon cease

Revised sonnet #1530

His mount the unicorn hide white horn black
He spurred in snow in lightly falling flakes
Hooves sunk struck stones a sudden crunch and clack
At nervous neighs he shivered both their sakes
They stopped a mile out from the shepherds shack
There west wind whips a stand of pinetrees quakes
There werewolves walk and whack in pair or pack
There would he justify the journeys aches
The unicorn a proxy stalking horse
He sent in first to skip and snort and prance
His bow and arrows free of spy or glance
Hit werewolves rapturous in barking coarse
The silver arrows slaughtered furry foe
The werewolves wicked long last laid he low
Chorus foe enemy opponent

Revised sonnet #1532

Youre plump and underwear elastic pinch
Those frumpy frocks the momentary fix
You wont wear knee tall boots till legs are sticks
Down sizes nine and eight youd wind the winch
I clasp your moods youre farthest from a cinch
Your smiles show white teeth pearls allow lip licks
Yet how you hurt this heart its notions nix
I love the less than perfect pounds to inch
Your locks are like a mass of fine twirled gold
You wear a florid frock that serves as foil
To folds of fat it keeps out winter cold
It hints at summer salads cooled in oil
On Caffjes statues stamps of gold act patch
Your spare tyre sucks yet its a buddy match
Chorus patch bit scrap

Revised sonnet #1538

I love your sulk that hives off hissy fit
Your silence seeds amusement more or less
Ive hurt you horribly Id rightly guess
You nod you shrug you grin you signal it
Default insight you sense our life a skit
A laugh track would derail the humdrum mess
Youd like to clinically shrink duress
You care about the consequence one bit
The many mundane masks conceal your soul
You fidget lonely languish out of reach
You seek escape estranged on edge a doll
I drift off mute and drowsy fail to preach
Exceptional just like the crowd of us
You shy away on wary mumble cuss
Chorus us nous os

Revised sonnet #1535

You stride straight upon the leaking landing
Plastic plants in stands set stiff six in row
Forty watt wall washer lamps disbanding
Wrinkles melt away in weak good gold glow
Tinted lids on spectacles upstanding
Squinting stockstill someone I need not know
Your impatient presence strikes commanding
Your designer suit strikes sassy style show
Beard dyed black a bald head buzz cut on whole
Stuck in penny stocks a leveraged shirt
You edge by abrupt and I cringe fine dirt
Media made meals out of your deduced role
Students puffing bookmark munted small spliff
Youd talk mammaries make me a mite stiff
Chorus spliff joint toke

Revised sonnet #1534

Shall she shush and query every query?
Shall she squint her eyes hard so sip a kiss?
Shall she saunter easy stand off eerie?
What are bumblers suspect signs bits youd miss?
Is she calculating cool and leery?
Is she perpetrating eye beams in bliss?
Is she mesmerising chuckles cheery?
What are mumblers suspect signs beyond your hiss?
Is little love acquired unbiased enough?
Is heated hatred hardest gutting gall?
Is quick apology a kind of crawl?
Is raw opinion dealt to diamonds rough?
I bear hug her hard high heels off this deck
If her eyes back beam is it booty check?
Chorus deck floor plateau

Revised sonnet #1554 by kqj

These eyes are captivated by her curves
Her mammaries are larders camel like
Her eyes hold back tears as if dam or dike
Her mind is met through open ended nerves
I want to search her substance stuff it serves
I wonder should I pounce and pash or pike
I sense her soul suppresses slump and spike
Her dainty moves to me are like hors doeuvres
Her vest is deep and quivers cleavage shade
Her skin is smooth as silk and free of fluff
Her lips impress a straw in lemonade
Her skirt is stitched on sensible enough
The cactus bloom is lodged arrear her ear
A milling mob may idly nudge her near
Chorus ear aoyer oor

Revised sonnet #1545

I leapt the fence to fetch a rubber ball
Whom might I meet? chameleon she
A gorgeous girl whod grown up over all
Her glasses gone her eyes completely free
We strolled inside I laid off any gall
I asked what would work worthwhile one day be
I might end mesmerised and kept on call
We stirred steel spoons we sipped tea gingerly
Her kind of love I learnt arranged reach out
I seethed the vacancy of second slot
I needed so to tie the nuptial knot
Devoid of values virtuous none Id flout
Theres nothing bad in being a man of straw
If parroting a partner filled with awe
Chorus straw stro stroy

Revised sonnet #1550

The chicks Ive chased a set of quasi skanks
Were nice enough I nabbed a lode of luck
In backs of cars theyd kiss and finger buck
I suffered selflessly their petty pranks
I aim to say thanks not now filling blanks
That marginal news never mar with muck
If good if bad I couldnt coarsely chuck
I fear Ill polarise the outer ranks
I know youre near I sense your smile and frown
I feel well click it suddenly seems strange
I could accommodate you up or down
A friend of friends fits you fetchingly in range
Ill love at first or final gasp Ill greet
Youre off one block I fathom psychic feat
Chorus greet hail salute

Revised sonnet #1553

A consciousness I sense is set upon
Each optic nerve Id make a mortal match
Of blindspots forking sun a path and patch
At baked in blindness light is lightly shone
A wizards cone and robes I dared to don
X y and z appeared the smallest batch
Of letter cubes in luck I could unlatch
I dived in dictionaries good as gone
I wondered wayward why was y a y?
I wouldnt budge unhinged off whole and hole
The disc and circle ws quiet role
I fathomed star and hole in naked eye
A wizard starts a spell at easy bits
And quizzical on heaven later hits
Chorus bits fragments parts

Sea krait and snapping turtle

Vujotsu chants
1.
Dodo perched on bonsai bough
Warbled warning set in song
Hush affair a broken vow
It made me mad was way wrong
Rules of club just dont allow
Secret lovers slam the gong
Junior member mightnt plough
Someone elses mistress long
2.
Wife and I ensconced at Noh
I eyed over lovers aches
What we watched in gaudy show
Save of faces flame of fakes
Mistress mine imposter kissed
By the soldier I then dreamt
Wondrous he expired in mist
Further fault tried I to preempt
3.
Dodo warbled worthwhile sight
Junior lying in bubble bath
Lame or limp no sign of fight
Sandal prints in sudsy path
Bottom sunk electric jug
From a socket set in wall
Over rim ran cord to plug
Bobbing him toy duck and ball
4.
Junior judged as prone to err
Sentence small and down to size
Breakthrough science and he concur
Shell of self in sweeping eyes
His the second chance as clone
Bonsai bred off his own bone
Hell alight on my old knee
Memory void fresh and free
5.
Sea krait skin stripes black on white
Chases khaki carapace
Snapping turtle snaps on sight
Sea krait strikes fangs face to face
Snapping turtles throat turns red
Sea krait swims up sucks sweet air
Snapping turtle limp is lead
Lifeless lands in sea kraits lair

Shoeshine boy
A horsehair brush and rag and black dye wax
A shinier coat on leather prone to cracks
A horsehair brush and rag and black dye creme
A kinder coat to leather less of gleam

Plainclothes detective
That shoeshine boy chants clearly crooked code
A Vujotsu or Stonefish smitten ode

Inland revenue bureaucrat
I saw that fellow who you polished first
Afforded no tip such evaders worst

sonnet by kqj

Stonefish
The finest health is framed on innocent old me
Consecutive life sentences imply
One hundred years of age Ill walk out free
The jail time served Ill decades later die
Ive paid the dues I perch on apogee
Of precinct markets vicious rivals vie
A broken blade is buried near a knee
And bullet shrapnel sits arrear an eye
In meantime business I delegate
Through eager middle men the heists and skims
They follow orders weighty plots or whims
Theyll land in jail they judge I watch their fate

Defence lawyer
The paid and planted snitch we shall appeal
The cops are crooks to do a dirty deal

Chorus appeal challenge question

Revised sonnet by kqj

Dr Kookikredo
Its Stonefishs handiwork Ive sussed that style
A soldier paid to march the extra mile
She sags stiff from a frosted carcase hook
Inside our freezer dead as donor chook
When we wrought bonsai big beast fish and fowl
At smaller carbon credit could none howl
She sliced a steak expelled junk DNA
She steamed off water sog theirs sweat astray
A prototype the luncheon roll of whale
Its gristle grease and keratin to scale
A hint of husks of wheat and oven ash
In xanthan gum grown grey the healthy hash
These glasses freeze tears my ice cold calves cramp
On pet and owner rolls shes struck the stamp
Chorus cramp pang spasm

Shoeshine boy
The termites timbre is farts of methane gas
They knock out knots as paper mache frass
The flying ant farts on Icuadorian shore
An outback termite mound is cracked to core

Revised sonnet by kqj

Vujotsu
I strayed young sought out soulless shooting pool
The balls of plastic cast in dies uncool
The balls of dentine dead the dearest dream
I hit on marks in halls in hustling meme
I overchalked the cue I dithered dumb
I let the mark enlarge the betting sum
I waged the unders or else overs win
I sank abruptly balls on guarded grin
I wanted most the genuine grown up game
The ramps and balance to rack all balls the same
The ivory orbs shaped in sculptors hands
In antique shops struck far from foreign lands
A boss appeared I got the lucky break
I struck the black ball home for black tooths sake
Chorus break fracture schism

Shoeshine boy
The killer whales teeth twist the thick skinned shark
The mightier apex predator is off the mark
The killer whales once sharp teeth worn to stumps
She sucks shark pups soft gastric juices pumps

Revised sonnet #666 by kqj

Hostess
Extortion tickles pink that cheat of cheats
I suck cigars suggested by oyabun
A glass of whiskey clicked the cockles heats
I share a limousine swank seat its fun
He proofs the first edition scandal sheets
Unmarked mark money muffles looming run
The profit lying in bought off pinpoint bleats
He fondles my bone blouse back buttons done
A hostess versed who helps him proof each page
I tutut ledgers light or heavy cook of books
I tsktsk photo frames of mistress nooks
I underscore in red Im worth the wage
In Lecadjo just jammed an amber light
Our driver digs in he turns honking right
Chorus light blaze effulgence

Revised sonnet by kqj

Zutjou
Above those waves I breathed on bulbous strand
I was resuscitated by a band
Of villagers so sunk in snorkel dive
That tsunami list left us low alive
That inch tall tsunami swift struck at sea
Thumped our skiff side on so it skewed to lee
I lost an arm that moored a local map
The bump set off a bouncing blasting cap
We buy the blasting caps at battlefield
Their unexploded casing steel still sealed
They oxygenate seascape knell niche nets
As fish float belly up in bubbling jets
Yes Vujotsu sourced me a stronger cyber arm
Im nicknamed Fiddler Crab and whats the harm?
Chorus arm arm arm

Shoeshine boy
The porpoise sucked a puffer fish
And happy high inspired a dish
The porpoise plonked in pepper sauce
Is cat and owners gourmet course

Shoeshine boy
Swell shark you make inferior fools a meal
You frown upon your flounder crab and eel
Acquired taste is your dodgy dorsal fin
Enjoy your bunk at Bottom Feeder Inn
Ichi
You mustnt lamely join a local gang
They dress and pose alike and spout street slang
The individual dude deemed nought
To blind obedience bends abruptly brought
I live a life of feelings free of mould
I drub a debtor saddened never cold

Revised sonnet by kqj

Vujotsu
The seasoned shark fins float sops on soup
Your waiter says theyre flies that looped the loop
Your lemon fish is just a ray or rig
The fins a fib unshredded not too big
An iodised salt stops dead your drunken slur
An ocean salt stops dead your myopic blur
A fine fare fins of shark in bowl or boat
To choice of salt you should address your vote
Nazo
The little krill is furnished little brain
And activists delegate it disdain
They hail huge dux and then they slam small dunce
They shun a common ancestor at once
The whale is monument to massive feed
The krill they kill are sucked in fill a need
Chorus feed munch scoff

Revised sonnet by kqj

Vujotsu in bonsai terrarium
Joined hand in busted hand orangutan
And tiger scarce are never also ran
A sapling grows its roots in cracks of cliffs
And weathers what wild wind at branches biffs
Endangered tiger stuffed a molly mule
Just wakashu swing yubitsume rule
A forest runs roots flat in fertile soil
It wants the weed palm trees of easy oil
Grand orangutan the organ grinder
Mimicked monkey tailbone reminder
If rice pop people nibble now a first
A kernel chaff and gluten free air burst
Our dinky dodo junk DNA clone
On perch a bonsai tree immune at moan
Chorus clone duplicate reproduction

Revised sonnet #1552 by kqj

Kedl resident chanter of Electric Eel
The wiggle past me wish I rather rub
Hair frizzed on overwash and cap askew
Your lost and lonely look implies you blub
Your eyes dip down if drowsy something rue
Heartbroken now or not youre still the nub
Of what and who I want I wait on cue
Ill fix your fantasy hive off his flub
My name on lips yours is most overdue
I couldve piped how once he was a player
I stuck to silence loyal I squashed that slight
In eavesdrop drooped I lovelorn layer on layer
Your storied life and laugh I couldnt fight
Annexe my knee my sweet and sit you're prime
Just kiss me civilly as we two chime
Chorus prime first chief

Dr Kookikreedo chants
I chowed fugu next to buddy boffin
My lips blue still numbly kiss his coffin

Revised sonnet #1537 by kqj

Cindy
You ride my arse you rogue you hit my head
Against the dash I feel arising lumps
The scanner screen swirls blue or green or red
I grind against your fervent pelvis pumps
Airbags banged blow out big our cheeks there wed
They spur our common crest as clumsy chumps
I couldnt care that second if alive or dead
You roll off rubber while my body slumps
Mindy
In Keqepiti we sigh at sweetest pain
I burst airbags a swish of sharpest bling
You slide the seat out knack of knob and spring
The window sweat steam seems to rill a rain
In lovers lane at dusk then after dark
I swing you straight in whats our latest lark
Chorus dark evening night

Revised sonnet #1533 by kqj

Nazo
As Vujotsu hugged me his jaw on jowl
At salt rimed rails of forward upper deck
Outside our state suite fielding foam and fleck
One chilling chime of ventilator cowl
To left an avalanche grand gouge and growl
The icebreaker bow peaked and plunged on peck
St Qetersburg appeared horizon speck
To right a polar bear expression foul
Ill bottle water melt off briny ice
Handcraft ice cubes the label Arctic Vor
A pricey premium vintage sifted slice
The rest Ill bless as free for famine pour
The Nohs Arc freight a bonsai farm and zoo
Junk DNA thats stripped small in lieu
Chorus zoo gaol prison

Revised sonnet #1536 by kqj

Soichi artist
I choose to sculpt and mould the freshest chalk
The calipers and chisels dummy pose adjust
I sand and massage off the deadly dust
I mask my mouth aware at coughing baulk
If shes lifelike learn shes still set to walk
That much my mentor says is sieved and sussed
Its mediocre agree I model mussed
Eyes weeping mine assault its glaze and caulk
Zutjou sneers statues sad sweat scat and slime
Theyre matryoshkas if muffed and buffed at last
Each layer removed on cleansing waterblast
Till last lost least in nittygritty grime
The counterfeit of cash is what I do
The front is painters stroke and sculptors hew
Chorus do execute perform

Revised sonnet #1557 by kqj

Occasional date
My husband held me off the fiddly stash
Through happy hours of frequent stock careens
I had it all the party pills and hash
The flash cars furs and skintight stylish jeans
I shake in shoes my good teeth grit or gnash
At repossession on foreclosure scenes
The slumberless nights void of hug or pash
The daily debt collector knocks and heavy leans

Zutjou
You sentimental melancholy chick
Id cry cascades you swing a chronic cripple
Never understood inverted nipple
Its backbone bifida I judge as ick
You pose as Ichis squeeze Ill pay your debt
Hours horrid long the work is rarely wet
Chorus debt arrears liability

Revised sonnet #1556 by kqj

Monsieur le duc Stonefish
Bad world greenhouse gas goads guy fawkes blazes
I wont wait whiff assaulted snort stink end
A world of parallel is where Ill wend
Rocket roaring right down our suns mazes
Epidemics wars and quakes are crazes
In minds of money men elite rich rend
I loathe those parasites I sense append
Bumbling bloated each one overgrazes
A carbon credit boombust looks like loot
Ill stop a skim of old it hacks the heart
Ill cash in under radar off the chart
Ill finance rocket fuel just so then scoot
The hair of dog that bit I hold no help
On frankest frauds Ill leave this world wise whelp
Chorus help assistance support

Revised sonnet #1555 by kqj

Monsieur le duc Stonefish
Man created beasts himself devolved inbred
His body odour bad breath faecal smudge
Denied to lesser lives all lazier led
Inclusive mites on flies the bludge on bludge
I still do family trees black sheep dead
The psychopath I underplay and fudge
That rotten genes achieve a foreign bed
Or sleep two sweet things that Id never grudge
Chimpanzees offence find sniffing faeces
Bonobonos but screw same stale species
Mongoloid mosaics diminished twins you
Aspire to alien status out of blue
Men cant quote otherworldly copyright
Though Pharaohs saucy sisters out of sight
Chorus copyright kapireyt kopiereg

Revised chants

Velepeci
Legs newts are severed through
Yet seem intact as new
Defy deft sword blade stabs
Regrow rejoin no scabs
A snake leaves first his moult
A snitch leads past his vault

Mindy
So Larry Larrikin he licks his knife
Of crackling pork tad greased a buttered pea
Snaps fingers fussy waitress well as wife
Serves watery wine waives tip wage or fee

Cindy
Once launched a lawyer conveyed by land
He laundered lolly just beneath one grand
He lent you lapdogs left off olden swag
He licked at lamb hock legal aid a dag

Revised sonnet #1543

Anon
Tie clip and pressed pants wears our pal Ichi
His face affects a frightful chilling lour
His canines gold assault steaks sweet and sour
His cufflinks lapis lazulis agree
Ill sip al fresco coffee from hedge see
His sharkskin boots swing swift the debtors cower
His aftershave scent sharp to overpower
It signals bloody blows too late to flee
Esup binge barf boxer Vep broke broker
Fifi faux fixer Sutsu whore and more
Every debtor dawdling jostled joker
His corner canvassing the shady score
Hell shout a beer and you two click and chug
His fingers tighten your tie straight and snug
Chorus chug quaff swig

Revised sonnet #1558

That spark of search in eyes yours is a rush
Kinetic static lowly voltage draws
I squint at plasma phantom catch its cause
Your eyes initiate long looks lips hush
I doubt that flame I feel at first a blush
And hackles high a great occasion pause
Your mind aware and wary overawes
Curbs my impulse to praise your loose locks lush
Your limb tattoos bioluminesce at night
Theyre corals clearly fired by muscle flex
I love your second skin stitched strong and light
If jealous just a jot I hive off hex
You escalate up arctic strings to stars
I wish you well that nothing chills or chars
Chorus stars blazes fires

Revised sonnet #1559

Had to snap you up the last lass landing
Pretty face unmarked and manner cheery
Total stranger stranded mind expanding
Swapping place Id shrivel grim and leery
Speech assured its pitch pure plus commanding
Quick to answer simply every query
Parents stable proud of social standing
Quite that honey doppelganger eerie
Not an auntie nor a country cousin
Nor a sisters nor a brothers daughter
Nor some namesake stuck in car manslaughter
Nor old dads goldigger ragamuffin
So you passed you made it down the filter
We will wed one keep our stuff in kilter
Chorus filter riddle sieve

Revised sonnet #1560

Nazo
Trust Vujotsu he sticks to stuff he needs
That Octopus at night time nimbly feeds
He fidgets from his glass aquarium lank
He roams across the benches file and rank
The scientist sees one day his samples bait
Aquarium carp culled left in empty state
Tame Octopus home off hunt skin a white
Aeration pipe holes slots escape chance quite
Dear Vujotsu he leans out on a limb
In partnership six percent sucks as skim
His cabbie bluff cribs coins as over odds
He draws in certain undercover clods
Proper part played up hes peppy papa
Youths rebellious boo me morbid mama
Chorus papa dad father

Revised sonnet #1561

Nazo
Our flagrant frigate ferries little gunk
At port of safety stowed it purrs and pumps
And blows out bilge and ballast clumps and lumps
A host of organisms who standards flunk
Wild whales we do dissect the brutes debunk
We score them scarcely cubic sugar lumps
In pyramid of intellect choose chumps
We champion krill whose brains in size are sunk
Times passage stuck us lesser pings and dings
Our minds sustained such motives safe and pure
Aboard this utase bune we click our rings
Our bond is love the balm and catch all cure
Our hull is metal void of ship worm squirms
Ice breaker chisel bottom cut affirms
Chorus squirms fidgets undulates

Revised sonnet #1562

Nazo
Dreams mine the necklaces of nice black pearls
Cares cease catching cultivated nacres
Off flat estuary its island acres
A glimpse of love lures lots of loving girls
Cindy
I value grit bulked balls of matte and whirls
Most mysterious mollusc nucleic makers
Sequent stark slate black sea bed heart breakers
Midst many mums of pearl in spectral swirls
Mindy
Your money old? then fall back plan on cue
As natural black pearls are precious gifts
Suspend such stones as pendant cleavage hew
A low cut halter gown as foil uplifts
Trio
Black pearl natural so nuanced announces
Wife who wed well wealth who wears its ounces
Chorus announces broadcasts declares

Revised sonnet #1565

I watch walks she I suck a cigarette
I ponder prettiness and furtive fail
Eyes modest dip in lids eyes mine unmet
I blink at citrus scent Id more inhale
I wonder why young girls are hard to get
I lean on painted plaster work and rail
I catch the giggling girls all pals Id bet
The bevy beauties one to one the scale
A shade of former self no flabby waist
The weight wane sudden lithe I feel and light
The gumption grows I peg it passage rite
I wonder why I wax averse to haste
So she slinks back a lighter begs of sir
Valiantly vivacious whod hit on her?
Chorus sir fellow mister

Revised sonnet #1566

It was a widow orphan blue blank moon
You offered up you valued what I wore
The darned divorce a moment scarce too soon
You craved air fresh its open space to fore
Your shopping sprees exclude much me maroon
Your open roof invites a visual pore
The motion sensors social status boon
I dont dare dent a seat on leap of door
I wonder where youll move mad moment next
Your gates I gawk at mansion lights are off
Your pals yell alibi or cover cough
Youre so insensitive youre never vexed
Ive learnt that up is down and left is right
As large is little ace at halves two height
Chorus right rechts riktig

Revised sonnet #1569

I peer in grid engraved old mirror panes
I notice Kull and Talon shaking nervous hands
Their gauntlets grasp a pax as what sustains
The bands of bordering and seguing lands
Third party foe out flux their value wanes
A chief of fortunes soldiers countermands
A graft tree holds its ground in cypress stands
Its branches bear three fruits against the grains
Those seedless fruits are orange lemon lime
The leaves are glossed and even evergreen
The groom and bride appear two kids quite keen
Their future present past pile autumn clime
A pestilence arrives and stops the play
Postponed till wakes end a wedding day
Chorus play caper revel

Revised sonnet #1569xyz

Our universe expands on doom each day
Our crossing noughts the navigation know
In worlds in parallel large variance at bay
Their sleights of slight essentially on show
They whip or work or war or whir to milky whey
Turn nothing something halo ring an o
The circle disc and sphere they do essay
They agitate the atoms file and row
If animals are cannibals in crowd
They gobble zero population growth
In bakers dozen blunder margin oath
The wish to die its what they want to shroud
A woman sixty years old winces birth
She finds the favour fine on every earth
Chorus birth creation spawn

Revised sonnet #1570A

Whats mortified our gangly gangsters molls
Since glory day thats merely leap year last?
Theyre boney broads on diets who dwindle fast
Our bosom buddies fitting casket holes
Whats petrified our dainty living dolls
Since gloryday thats merely moon whole past?
In mountain microclimates overcast
Theyve braided beards of heightened holy souls
The pitcher plant and venus fly trap pong
To fill all kinds of curious bugs will flit
The ants in pool die docked in funnel pit
The flies in drool die locked in lashes long
Heaven vaunts just hole in one golf courses
Mobsters dears dwell on odd fashion forces
Chorus courses paths routes

Revised sonnet #1570

I love your whip I wont wince why we met
I prove plain pliant you dictate though I plead
A chore at core small still stands stern test set
I soon as execute your rules indeed
I swoon enchanted servile marionette
Your fancy words your mannerisms I heed
I stroll on air I skid down dry dock wet
Your lips loose laughter hint at leather lead
I sweat your collar studs I darent assume
Your rubber masks tight fit insouciance brings
You slant your hand you shorten certain strings
A lash loud lifts off my vainglorious gloom
A weak one night stand soul I limped along
You skewed so sassy so tart right or wrong
Chorus along forth onward

Revised sonnet #1571

Ive woken now aware and called it quits
The writing deal is all young persons dreams
The psyche beaten badly stifles screams
The planets wont align to hum in hits
Youre far too kind I blush embraced to bits
All mine the blotted page the sketchy reams
I love your vocalised immediate memes
I bask absolved in wisdom wed to wits
I bumbled baffled by the stumbling blocks
You gave encouragement and not acclaim
Industrial malady its sweating stocks
All hypochondrias called out lame
And every moment not in dull employ
You yield I prosperous youll plain enjoy
Chorus employ occupation service

Revised sonnet #1572

I wake alarm clock chimed annoyed a jot
You click on snooze your fumbling fingers roam
I place a sparkling crystal coffee pot
Beneath thin steaming pipes of steel and chrome
I pour you simply one espresso shot
I stir my spoon in cappuccino foam
I plate your crumpet warm my croissant hot
They sit beneath a steel mesh dome their home
The paper lies in parts its open wide
Tongue tip lifts liquid from your lips a lick
I gauge stock slide sweet spots the pundits pick
You gauge gee gees inside tip racetrack guide
Circling numbers calculating  keno
Daydreaming ensconced at space casino
Chorus keno bingo lotto

Revised sonnet #1573

Dry lips are pursed and sucked in they sink seared
I shouldnt shiver shocked I chose a chick
And my mates mock hers faults alleged are aired
And bladder turns test totally irk ick
I nod her christian name a variant weird
I next ignore it like a nervous tic
I could aggrandise us as plainly peered
If our initial kiss comes curt and quick
Are you just weighted wording never rude?
Is baby button your exact eye shape?
Is your dress code dependent on a mood?
Has your hair only sat above its nape?
I got a hurrying heart a casual date
And you claimed calm caught courted causal fate
Chorus date rendezvous tryst

Revised sonnet #1574

We walked in file on smooth stone stair incline
I went along she was petite and muscle toned
She tiptoed two tiled steps higher than those mine
I mouthed her tempting throat at which she groaned
Elite occasion leveling eye line
She ordered kisses which I orphan owned
I yielded yearning mine the tingling spine
I weighed up worth a cottage lease shed loaned
Just inner self annoyed at stuff unqueried
I lived a life in dedicated fear
Shed mug at me mute mouth at old pals ear
She missed her old faithful butler buried
One noon humid hell I hid her jumper
Championed cardigan not dreaming dump her
Chorus jumper pullover sweater

Revised sonnet #1574A

Riddle read you knights you noughts of crosses
Judas grails of silver minted metal bosses
Subservient seeming Pharasaical stamps
The dies of death and deed and inky lamps
The head of Jesus spiked and stricken dumb
The tail of saints at supper stricken numb
In present future memory rolls wheel
A bakers dozen made memorial meal
To perk the peace that harmony flush forth
The Arabs write to west the English east
The Chinese write to south yet who writes north?
An ancient civilisation since ceased
Plumbers level bubbles lift off the bed
Atlantis dikes and pontoons drenched in dread
Chorus bed layer stratum