Revised sonnet #1557 by kqj

Occasional date
My husband held me off the fiddly stash
Through happy hours of frequent stock careens
I had it all the party pills and hash
The flash cars furs and skintight stylish jeans
I shake in shoes my good teeth grit or gnash
At repossession on foreclosure scenes
The slumberless nights void of hug or pash
The daily debt collector knocks and heavy leans

Zutjou
You sentimental melancholy chick
Id cry cascades you swing a chronic cripple
Never understood inverted nipple
Its backbone bifida I judge as ick
You pose as Ichis squeeze Ill pay your debt
Hours horrid long the work is rarely wet
Chorus debt arrears liability

Revised sonnet #1556 by kqj

Monsieur le duc Stonefish
Bad world greenhouse gas goads guy fawkes blazes
I wont wait whiff assaulted snort stink end
A world of parallel is where Ill wend
Rocket roaring right down our suns mazes
Epidemics wars and quakes are crazes
In minds of money men elite rich rend
I loathe those parasites I sense append
Bumbling bloated each one overgrazes
A carbon credit boombust looks like loot
Ill stop a skim of old it hacks the heart
Ill cash in under radar off the chart
Ill finance rocket fuel just so then scoot
The hair of dog that bit I hold no help
On frankest frauds Ill leave this world wise whelp
Chorus help assistance support

Revised sonnet #1555 by kqj

Monsieur le duc Stonefish
Man created beasts himself devolved inbred
His body odour bad breath faecal smudge
Denied to lesser lives all lazier led
Inclusive mites on flies the bludge on bludge
I still do family trees black sheep dead
The psychopath I underplay and fudge
That rotten genes achieve a foreign bed
Or sleep two sweet things that Id never grudge
Chimpanzees offence find sniffing faeces
Bonobonos but screw same stale species
Mongoloid mosaics diminished twins you
Aspire to alien status out of blue
Men cant quote otherworldly copyright
Though Pharaohs saucy sisters out of sight
Chorus copyright kapireyt kopiereg

Revised chants

Velepeci
Legs newts are severed through
Yet seem intact as new
Defy deft sword blade stabs
Regrow rejoin no scabs
A snake leaves first his moult
A snitch leads past his vault

Mindy
So Larry Larrikin he licks his knife
Of crackling pork tad greased a buttered pea
Snaps fingers fussy waitress well as wife
Serves watery wine waives tip wage or fee

Cindy
Once launched a lawyer conveyed by land
He laundered lolly just beneath one grand
He lent you lapdogs left off olden swag
He licked at lamb hock legal aid a dag

Revised sonnet #1543

Anon
Tie clip and pressed pants wears our pal Ichi
His face affects a frightful chilling lour
His canines gold assault steaks sweet and sour
His cufflinks lapis lazulis agree
Ill sip al fresco coffee from hedge see
His sharkskin boots swing swift the debtors cower
His aftershave scent sharp to overpower
It signals bloody blows too late to flee
Esup binge barf boxer Vep broke broker
Fifi faux fixer Sutsu whore and more
Every debtor dawdling jostled joker
His corner canvassing the shady score
Hell shout a beer and you two click and chug
His fingers tighten your tie straight and snug
Chorus chug quaff swig

Revised sonnet #1558

That spark of search in eyes yours is a rush
Kinetic static lowly voltage draws
I squint at plasma phantom catch its cause
Your eyes initiate long looks lips hush
I doubt that flame I feel at first a blush
And hackles high a great occasion pause
Your mind aware and wary overawes
Curbs my impulse to praise your loose locks lush
Your limb tattoos bioluminesce at night
Theyre corals clearly fired by muscle flex
I love your second skin stitched strong and light
If jealous just a jot I hive off hex
You escalate up arctic strings to stars
I wish you well that nothing chills or chars
Chorus stars blazes fires