Revised sonnet #73
Dear Dicky social intercourse you crave
You suffer self abuse you bow to bane
The victim neednt visit early grave
Afflicted by insidious semen drain
In Manly Health youd find I much explain
That self abuse as well assaults the brave
And physically fit of muscle gain
Those who in gyms in fact to weights are slave
Your knickerbockers down a bright idea
The pee jar fills exhibits floating gunk
Thats creamy chronic spermorrhea
It disappears if salix nigras drunk
You send a further pound a piddling sum
I wont inform the worried dad or mum
Chorus sum amount tally
