Revised sonnet #128
She stared so sultry didnt blink it vexed
She said she specialised in overhauls
I rated her a smidgen undersexed
I sported bottom growth of genitals
She was uncut she hid inside the balls
I looked at her as he as half arse hexed
I shouldnt have allowed those queer crank calls
In phalloplasty my junk self annexed
The Family and Naval pub the place
To binge on beer and pick up fancied folk
I shouted her a cocktail rum and coke
And back on Krd I parried her embrace
I gave the glamour pusss face a slap
I caught off her one nasty brand of clap
Chorus slap slam smack
