Revised sonnet #87
They said a beryl pierced her button nose
I shouldnt miss her since Id partial sight
As even twenty twenty eyes just close
If lips lock lips in kiss then heavens night
They said a chance of date if less than slight
Improved upon exhibiting your woes
A female quality to try and right
I took their tip and wriggled down ten rows
I swung in sight the shorter gammy leg
I licked at lips to heighten overbite
Upon her vivid voice I homed to peg
I laid out gluten free to whiten white
At last in silence she just blew a kiss
Else gagged at giggles sort of shed amiss
Chorus kiss embrasser soen
