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Friday, August 28, 2009

a study toward sonnet #1,527 by FisherKingKQJ

Shaping up fierce stoush between the sexes,
The gentle jabs and probing banter cross
Out what's void, and line what is with exes
A game of battleships to find who's boss.
Yes, when reading people, life perplexes-
Apart from some hindsight I'm quite at loss-
Prison tattoos, war medals indexes
Stark, all else closed to psychology's gloss.
Disease and allergies are yet with us,
We build fortress walls of fuming faeces-
Flora versus fauna betters species?
A failure, after aeons and aeons of fuss.
Each blast cross bows can weigh a warning shot,
As careless, cruel, or cold are what you're not.

(Chorus)

o $10,000,000 shot
o $10,000,000 blow
o $10,000,000 missile

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a study toward sonnet #1,532 by FisherKingKQJ

I trawled ahead of time, worked out fresh trash
In shopping strip bins, I drank slops, munched paps,
Recycled stuff through aluminium smelter chaps,
Five cents per tin, pairs ten cents, round cash.
O how my head jerks back, my black teeth gnash,
Gaps slurp down stale ales, milks, guarana saps,
Then I crunch them drained beneath dry wraps
In holey shopping bags, jute, hemp or hash.
The poster girl's face stands at six feet tall,
Her mascara'd lashes large, I'm zero;
I'd kiss unparched unblinking brown eyeball-
Cocktails can turn quaint me superhero.
I never need wash, nor wear same clothes twice
Old lawnmowing franchise cap my courtly vice.

(Chorus)

o $10,000,000 twice
o $10,000,000 bi
o $10,000,000 doubly

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Wednesday, August 26, 2009

A baker's dozen of busted haiku by Toshiro Yakuza

transl. by Nicky-san from Obi Kabu to Blackjack
permission of Nagasaki Hammerhead Vanity Press

broken English- busted Japanese Glossary:
21 = 19


Hand in Busted Hand, Orang Utan and Tiger

A cedar grows roots into cracks of cliffs,
And weathers what hard luck at branches biffs.

Rainforest lays roots flat in fertile soil,
It reaps the weed palm trees of easy oil.

Endangered tiger pixie dust stuffed mule,
Orang utan skips yubitsume rule.

Orang utan who lets mule tiger beg
Is saved from said mule tiger, minus leg.

Poor orang utan, organ grinder,
Once; busted monkey, tail bone reminder.

Wakashu are dregs, with oyabun the scum;
Orang utan must pay his dues, a chum.

Orang utan must sell hot pop rice first
It's kernel, chaff and gluten free, air burst.

The little dodo, dice cube amber clone,
His perch a bonsai tree, he doesn't moan.

(Chorus)

o $10,000,000 clone
o $10,000,000 duplicate
o $10,000,000 reproduction

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Tuesday, August 25, 2009

a study toward sonnet #1,525 by FisherKingKQJ

Her wicks are which y words, your hitch zed knots,
For hatches framed in gates your glad eyes train
For lace and candles...veiling violin strain,
Her profile perfect jaw bones voice your jots.
Her parallel worlds lurk like lobster pots,
Her algebra does draw you, you her vein,
Your role of sole abacad-raj die vain
Mayday shout all you like, like black which dots?
She was so pretty pretty when a teen,
But won't give up to her successors space,
Her black witch dyed switch long locks dead has been,
You're hostage hers, fire brands you big disgrace.
She back stabs boys, hindsight makes her mortal,
Plus she plays up down or, which's which chortle.

(Chorus)

o $10,000,000 mortal
o $10,000,000 ephemeral
o $10,000,000 transient

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Saturday, August 22, 2009

a study toward sonnet #1,526 by FisherKingKQJ

A black which who peers out at dusk and dawn,
No cannibal, though her locks are dyed black
As if a young girl's scalp, old yank and hack,
On her crown rests, her wrinkles loom forlorn.
Her kind are caught out frigging broom, court scorn,
Contracting bride and groom a narrowing knack,
Exploration yields their youth future lack,
A greater trial than whether hymen's torn.
Although I couldn't read a single stave,
And typed with dual fingers, no talent showed,
I loved her grieving near a gloomy grave,
She changed me into a choosy cane toad.
Black wizard's one way only, goads and guides,
Black which's one sortery but, switch besides.

(Chorus)

o $10,000,000 guides
o $10,000,000 directs
o $10,000,000 manages

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Tuesday, August 18, 2009

a study toward sonnet #1,524 by FisherKingKQJ

We've got a love, each other great imburse
And reimburse and skive off scores in keeping,
With observing, seeing chance parting peeping,
I watch you love me bad compared to worse.
You love me if I'm stamping tense and terse,
Dead love would on lounge suites rage with leaping;
You love me if I'm hoarding whipped cream heaping,
Dead love would self in buttermilk immerse.
You love me if I'm shouting measly meals,
Dead love went dutch a lot - high class wine list;
You love me if I'm touched by touch and feels;
Dead love would yawn it's time that cute we kissed.
I love you worse as I'm bad and worry what I look,
You're whingeing woe girl, I'm a silent sook.

(Chorus)

o $10,000,000 look
o $10,000,000 appear
o $10,000,000 represent

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Friday, August 14, 2009

a study toward sonnet #1,523 by FisherKingKQJ

You wear your fine hair like a little girl
Right down your back to end of shoulder blades;
I cringe, I feel my voluntary lip curl,
You dunk a drum to get the glossy shades.
Your cannibal views cue drip fed, unfurl
Unchallenged, cycles your style, tights and braids,
Remembrance living in mother-of-pearl,
Not hoary walking frames and hearing aids.
You rate men's thoughts on women's clothes as weak
Or worthless, never broach they'd have insight-
They'd only want a closed doors kinky night,
Poor lighting, candles lit, romantic tweak.
Immortal made the bob, not old, not young,
For milder older heads, you not among.

(Chorus)

o $10,000,000 young
o $10,000,000 fresh
o $10,000,000 new

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Tuesday, August 11, 2009

a study toward sonnet #1,521 by FisherKingKQJ

Since, you'd told of your old childhood stutter
The more you dwelt on it, worse it became;
You were young, a narcissistic nutter,
And thinking far too much was thought to blame.
Triumph over mortality looks utter,
Replacement hips are no real pause for shame;
Far too much sport has caught up, you mutter,
Laugh virtual worlds are walk ins when you're lame.
Hip there plastic, here tooth crown, lasers dental,
In-house new bones and blood each score of years,
That endless flourish of horny nails and hairs,
Skin flakes snaky old as they're incremental.
Centuries on, you'll get your new stammer,
Spoon feed you I'll, else I'll gobstop yammer.

(Chorus)

o $10,000,000 stammer
o $10,000,000 hesitate
o $10,000,000 loiter

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{The travelling minstrel strummed the
balalaika and crooned an interlude for the
rabble of dissidents gathered at a corner
of Lord Talon's empire.}

The war between the rival bad and worse
Long travelled till this trivial old crossroad
With clever rooks enforcing cruellest curse-
A triumph for Kull or Talon do they bode?
Up steaming steppe rice paddies we now gaze
On dark lord Talon's puffing castle walls,
A theme obscured by white geothermal haze,
The grating screech and speech of rooks appals.
Head rook flicks stones into cornice funnels
Raises hidden heard duct water levels
Counterweights to lift huge lids off tunnels
Otherwise lost in seamless granite bevels.
Head rook sings the lyric 'Switch and Carrot'
'That we might learn which switch's witch's which:
After me, recite, where I pitch a parrot,
That bad likes not much where worse loathes the bitch.
That bad yawns set where worse denies the sun,
That bad aims punch where worse kills, first report,
That bad doles gruel where worse shaves grits to none,
That bad perspires where worse hails torture sport.

(Chorus)

o none
o void
o zero

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Saturday, August 08, 2009

This web log and its attendant website are biased to
the Chrome and Android operating systems but
support other platforms. There is a back log of
at least 400 more sonnets in first draft, however,
a commitment to quality and the added
complexities of a viable alliteration formula mean
there has been a reduction in yearly output.
SPADES DIAMONDS CLUBS HEARTS
a study toward sonnet #1,520 by FisherKingKQJ

They whisper within earshot, passing phase,
Pre-teen infatuation, insidious stuff,
We'll break off tired of holding hands enough,
Come third form themes, and segregated ways.
The boys' school borstal-like rooms look so tough,
Those regimented uniforms erase
A personality, can't bridge some bluff-
Of her robbed, I will serve out dreary daze.
If you've heard envious gossip, gawker's yak
That we've spoilt yet one more excuse me waltz
By feeding out alternate breaks defaults,
You've got to help us hide, we'll scratch your back.
I've checked that dingy dungeon called C block,
I'd rather run with her, glide round the clock.

o $10,000,000 block
o $10,000,000 chunk
o $10,000,000 piece

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Thursday, August 06, 2009

a study toward sonnet #1,519 by FisherKingKQJ

On that day he was born Christ was nailed
Or perhaps not on His cross, Easter's feast
A moveable date made for those deceased
And living alike; him angels surely hailed.
In black and white the Wahine then sailed
A storm and wrecked near Soame's Island, last least,
As if a scientist had loosed on it a beast,
He blew out candles when six news live wailed.
As handsome he crouched round the steering wheel
Of his black soft top sports car, the girls
A pathway parted, he took off, no squeal-
I shared that dream, that he'd kiss my curls.
Did baker's dozen pixie jots lay bare?
We doves kissed feet of minted millonaire.

(Chorus)

o $10,000,000 bare
o $10,000,000 plain
o $10,000,000 sorted

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Tuesday, August 04, 2009

a study toward sonnet #1,518 by FisherKingKQJ

You know me, I'm honey sweet humble,
You yourself are a lovely little bloke,
I wouldn't smack you down, I'd sooner choke
Than hand foe the fuel to start a rumble.
Your thing's bit small, bedside you can bumble
Foreplay, da-dee-doo too soon, yet still poke
My sweet tum-tee-tum fast I almost smoke,
I so-la-fa multiple times, mumble.
You're clever ever so by ha-he-ho,
My own opinions old yours you reinstate,
Your bank accounts are gruntling kept off low,
Your wage slave work and name drops correlate.
And chocolate white buttons wouldn't melt
Up my doo-da-doo, furtively you've felt.

(Chorus)

o $10,000,000 melt
o $10,000,000 liquefy
o $10,000,000 soften

P.S. Is it much zippity-zap too late to say that I
may or may not love you?

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Monday, August 03, 2009

Save the Leopard

by Toshiro Yakuza
transl. by Nicky-san

I was dealt lousy hands in life's blackjack,
All pushing me above pure twenty one;
A gumba gave sad me another crack
When I was orphaned, when all would shun.
Now I take under my large wistful wing
Zoo leopards whose old leagues have shrunk
In Africa, for whom gates could outswing,
Look, black and yellow teeth in this here trunk.
Our leopards crunch organic sugar cane
Their teeth rot black and loosen, fall about,
They're shipped to Bangla Desh as harmless bane,
Amending predatory tigers' drought.
The black teeth make their way to keyboards
As sharps and flats, plug egregious western gaps,
They smack in off beat, sweet North Korean chords,
Where earliest gumbas came from, game at craps.
Buy, too, large black and yellow teeth chess sets
Of finest poached sea leopard tusk, not pets'.

(Chorus)

o sets
o batches
o groups

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Saturday, August 01, 2009

a study toward sonnet #1,517 by FisherKingKQJ

I sent you my heart spare and tinsel tied
And gift wrapped via the three dee printer fax,
I thought how I'd been too shy, much too lax
To say that I loved you, whenever eyed.
That love was nurturing, and nought denied,
Indeed, a pique brought amicable pax;
Of late you ignore me, as if I tax
Your conscience even at best, I've cried.
I longed that you would ask for either lung
To be transmitted, souvenir to save
In your cryogenic jars, more true love's grave,
Synthetic, triplicate and far off flung.
You wanted a passion less palpable
Of me, reversed a box tagged pulpable.

(Chorus)

o $10,000,000 palpable
o $10,000,000 sensible
o $10,000,000 visceral

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