Revised sonnet #80

Once night time luminous that whitish wake

Of algae from the slashing bow I see

The sparkling plaits of same off stern at lee

Undo a deal as foaming water rake

On land I lolled alone I felt a fake

I set the sailor final question more

Of woman sobbing cabin down one door

The sailor sussed their cruise as make or break

A fag tip flickers shes an anglerfish

Im drawn on draw a pufferfish in awe

To squeeze on past the wedded woman wish

Ill puff out chest all butterflies in craw

I bumble by bioluminescent light

The moon and stars on foil for fools a white

Chorus light glow radiance

 

Revised sonnet #79

Youll filter flattery take modicum

Of platitudes in silence show your nerve

The sugar pill is dealt to keep you dumb

And visible and not to dull your verve

Ive watched you closely both your pal and perv

Youve got a lovely match of boobs and bum

That doesnt differ when youre chuffed or glum

I can assure you loyalty know Ill serve

Youve made a mess identical to last

Its fault of character a fate I fear

Ill whisper what exclusively you hear

And once erased that may miss metal cast

I wonder whether its an evil spell

The error fixes fast you do as well

Chorus spell enchantment invocation

Revised sonnet #78

Hailed off higher plane a pure hermaphrodite

Youre certified I see you could cop cut

Your balls retract till theyre required to jut

Theres little drag your pelvis flap for flight

I like our little cabin crew tonight

Im dazzled by three sets of boobs and butt

The cutie feminine Ive seen in smut

The cougar masculine Ive found in fright

I wind to dusky lights off dimmer switch

You pilot automaton party course

The cutie cautious works out which is which

The cougar callous brings to privates force

Theres something odd about the state of us

These lights and moans are low I mustnt fuss

Chorus us uns oss

 

Revised sonnet #77

Your hips are like a hidden butterfly

Theyve lurched you immortality via luck

The osteoporosis insidious snuck

You fell you snapped a hip you didnt die

The private surgeon was a greedy guy

And pitched you extra metal extra buck

Youd weather whoopy better romp and ruck

Youd pass as female long last leave the lie

Youre next to normal snip of hair and nails

Old black eye lashes baffle never fade

You pencil kohl around them serious shade

You bide the banisters and grip their rails

You felt in gut the pitch all flattery

You said yes gut itself earth battery

Chorus flattery compliment plaudit

Revised sonnet #76

My love youre sweet or sour youre kind or cruel

I catch upon your cheeky shrug or wink

Your little laugh and giggle further fuel

Your haughty gaze exaggerates my slink

You shouldnt shutter natures larger gifts

To kill off whats in context lesser flaw

Id rather suffer sometimes rippling rifts

Myself Im weird in weirs in common law

Ive quit the beauty narrowly Ive known

Your rudest rival who affects a lour

I dont ask why afraid it would empower

Ill leave you should I find a fresher clone

Im filter riddled where youre blinker framed

I love that biased view but youre sort of gamed

Chorus framed enclosed hemmed

Revised sonnet #75

In front of dresser looking glass assigned

Our sauterne copper coloured fully ripe

I look lots like her lest you pan out blind

I love her style and she accepts I swipe

Her shoes are black and brown a two tone type

Her blouse is white its collar flat and winged

Her cap is black its edge a silver stripe

Her coat is navy blue till aqua ringed

If given guns and shells enough in bore

To stamp out sparrows malt house pests of late

Then we assault the pests in contract chore

That grain at risk is safe to germinate

Sir Esvjas Nzist claps us pleased as punch

A bird in bloody bits it meant to munch

Chorus punch cuff thump

Revised sonnet #74

I strut through Sandows body culture gym

Thats me in cheetah print on tightest togs

In cheval mirrors skinny side of slim

I coast through warm up stuff the circuit jogs

A man hoists weights to build up every limb

The cartwheels whizz wide fingers seeming cogs

Im scared of stitch and cramp this interim

Ive made a start on sixteen weeks of slogs

Waxed Whiskers said Id zero skill yet zeal

Anxiety marred the growth of muscle bulk

Hed mentor me I neednt sob or sulk

At massage slap and squeeze I didnt reel

He did a one arm push up dont you know

As mime a boob in cupped hand saw it so

Chorus know grasp realise

Revised sonnet #73

Dear Dicky social intercourse you crave

You suffer self abuse you bow to bane

The victim neednt visit early grave

Afflicted by insidious semen drain 

In Manly Health youd find I much explain

That self abuse as well assaults the brave

And physically fit of muscle gain

Those who in gyms in fact to weights are slave

Your knickerbockers down a bright idea

The pee jar fills exhibits floating gunk

Thats creamy chronic spermorrhea

It disappears if salix nigras drunk

You send a further pound a piddling sum

I wont inform the worried dad or mum

Chorus sum amount tally

Revised sonnet #72

True Doctor Proctor mines a novel knack

I fall asleep unloaded loll off limp

I haunt an inner city sly grog shack

Its jovial publican at close turns pimp

On proper prophylactics might I skimp

A hanky wrapped around tip stem and sack

A hair tie rolled to base your harlots crimp

Id sometime squirt unraveled forth and back

Identified you say its parasyphilis

And women folk I should the while avoid

The chemists cocaine syrup scripted bliss

The first time swabbed I salve to haemorrhoid

Up stairs or lift adjacent balustrade

Your surgery address at Queens Arcade

Chorus balustrade balaustrada balistrad

Revised sonnet #71

Your fantasy elitism lent you nought

Your soul a sop to Satan special guest

You rounded out the numbers like the rest

You missed the point of pyramid you sought

In world of wealth you worshipped bottleneck

The sparkling folk around you shared your shine

You peaked and plunged on pyramid in line

You lost to gigolos yelled what the heck

The crash test dummy Satan set your god

You gave up ghost thats bottom gears to him

Yet he aspired to rest your ride turned gym

The statuettes made of gold you gave the nod

You value Satans glory very vain

Yourself in misted mirror do disdain

Chorus vain conceited narcissitic

pharaoh = fairy, fiery custodian of crematorium

upper fairy corpse burner

lower fairy rubbish incinerator

what are fairies? full of hot air

what do fairies ferry? neither here nor there

pyramid = fired fairy mud

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Revised sonnet #70

On floating clothes I smack a dolly stick

In frills and pleats the fear is box iron singe

Id rather suck a drunken diggers dick 

Id rather mint it minding my own minge

The matron put in place a plan to leave

In laundry kit youd learn to earn your keep

The bustle cuff and sleeve at weight of weave

Egg ball and sleeve irons rid of wrinkles deep

Ive studied Mrs Beetons brilliant book

A wifes exacting standards I more than meet

I thump the tub to champion suds and heat

I ponder luck and not embarrassed look

I miss the laid on gin and pretty pence

Those gentlemen of covert consequence

Chorus pence cents rupees