Revised sonnet #66
The Parliament act pushes prudish view
It hustles bawds and harlots underground
It gives the constable a clever clue
The spate of break ins beyond a pubic mound
Tobacco shop is set up Percys front
The smokescreen serves to waiver wives
To stogy connoisseurs I pander blunt
That pressure puts a prick in braggart lives
Ill bat all butts to storage room out back
To sniff at cigarettes or shredded leaf
I sell them doggie style its bucking brief
Theyre not aligned to suck at swinging rack
Two shillings buys you smoko quickie fun
Two guineas buys you holidays all done
Chorus fun merriment sport
