Ive lost the practice licence wrongly charged
My methods are considered quackery
Jester Bobo
A talking jungle fowl? Not my straight man
Eznorb
Id know that voice if anywhere youre you
That Abigail in tar and feathers dolled
Plague doctor leather beak gives you away
Vampire Knight Haemo 
Your scented breath exhaled is mint and clove
Sol Vampire Abigail
Your sons invoked a little known edict
The tar and feathers matched with exile swift
Eznorb
My dear girl we cross paths in misery
We cant convict my sons in absentia
For treachery beyond city gates ourselves
Sol Vampire Abigail I fancied Alanspouse hed make me laugh
A cataclysm brings out the worst in folk
A price is stuck upon your head realm wide
Theyll hunt you down with axes tongs and spits
Theyll scamper geyser blasts and lava floes
Irrational their fury focus you
Eznorb
Lets reiterate finesse and sleight done me
I was about to abdicate the crown
When they put me beneath rude house arrest
And modified four terms to suit themselves
You tell me Jester why the insolence?
Now out is in up is down back is front
Jester Bobo
The realms a twisted pack of compromise
You shouldve given it a quarter turn
According compass card with bottle top
Instead of equally dividing realm
As north and south it shouldve got a twist
North east and south west just inheritance
Canals dams waterclock towers aquaducts
And stadiums evenly spread far and wide
Your sons promote a sharper pyramid
One arrow head of twin sharp edges made
The younger cleaves to older duke to king--

To farmers market stink of freshest dags
Goatherd Gary
Its that tramp Harry Harriet who flaps
I pity him and his brain parasite
Ill tighten window shutters shut him off
Jester Bobo
His bug out proves a thunderous success
Between worms moles and rabbits dug his niche
Cicada nymphs lose no sleep pushed aside
Goatherd Gary
Your majesty whats mine is yours to use
Eznorb
Mosquito net themed these are humble digs
Harold Harriet
Pad your royal head in pillows plush hay filled
Dont dream a hungry gift horse open mouthed
Your little army is a decent cram
Deny the rumble dead let gravel slide
Myself usurped Id curl up foetus like
Vampire Knight Haemo
That bug out skittle centre front now set
Goatherd Gary
A crashing boulder like that were fast done
Vampire Knight Haemo
King Eznorb shrine in eastern corner built
A portrait has him seated next to wife
The twin throne theme a popular screen print
Jester Bobo
Queen Pompes face staring back from dinner plate
As butter wouldnt melt I neednt sniff
Goatherd  Gary
Egested bean espressos anyone?
Vampire Knight Haemo
Afraid we cant stay time is ticking past
Have you a short cut path to White Witch Lodge?
Eznorb
Ive only visited there spurring steed
Goatherd Gary
Across the hillock down its east side face
Id lay my life down shield your majesty
Your great canals and locks demand no less
Eznorb
Im touched young man deny me when foe call
Well come back this way well recruit you then
Goatherd Gary
Ive got a simple sling Ill turn garotte
Jester Bobo
A tiny sling to keep his pebbles snug

Act 3 Scene 6

Jester Bobo chants
Each tit has got a lung
The latter left unsung
One tit is bigger size
One tit is trannie wise

Approach tarred and feathered plague doctor beak mask wearing Sol Vampire Abigail

Sol Vampire Abigail
Ive been turned into scapegoat Im banned
From city zones behalf of citizens
The plague break out now skips from block to block--

Upon my cock of snook and raspberry
We marched around the fortified walls thrice
Surrender slowly made at witching hour
The city fathers raised white flags near torch
Their faces ashen flickered eerily
Vampire Knight Haemo
Excuse me lowering visor my eyes sting
Jester Bobo
Ammonia always brings me down in tears
No cur or panther marks its territory
As well as Vulcans urinary tract
Eznorb
In boil off natural detergent made
Jester Bobo
Your crown rough diamond crusted pure brushed gold
Reclaim an ounce of former majesty
Vampire Knight Haemo
A coronet would show humility
I spy a goatherds hut well catch breath there
What sort of feral boy keeps his precious pets
A blinkered mule and bloated geep in stalls?
Eznorb
Ive heard that goatherds styled entrepreneur
His roast of beans a foreign favourite
The Pixies handle tariff paperwork
Jester Bobo
He has diversified his gourmet goats
They gulp wild coffee pods on steepest slopes
Of dormant craters poop out coffee beans
Jester Bobo
A fancy fad no more though profitable
Vampire Knight Haemo
Acquired taste stimulant or medicine
Jester Bobo
And will you drink the blood of known diseased?
Vampire Knight Haemo
Well tap healthy survivors arteries
Those stricken once by plague the former sick
The Vampire clique shall catch resilient souls
Those demigods extract from human race
Immunity and immortality
Are mutually inclusive qualities
Eznorb
Do you fuss over human blood types drawn?
Vampire Knight We harvest coagulant from arteries
A B O rhesus plus or minus draw
Though rhesus smacks of Nephil well imbibe

Jester Bobo chants
Hell sympathise whos never fuel
With twitching tiger tethered mule

Eznorb
If temporal you might just idolise
A toothless child or balding gigolo
Yes triangulate our path youre tippy toed
Vampire Knight
Ill knock upon that hut door peace be yours
Goatherd Gary
Come on in Vampire Knight a welcome guest
Come Jester Bobo come your majesty
Take shelter from chaos one little while yet
Eznorb
The hut looks smaller outside than it is
Harold Harriet
Sad Steve squashed mushroom pies in paper bags--

Plus shingle strewn steep slope all clubbed as one
Alas that suicides not yet legalised
Unrecognized its not considered choice
In swinging moods were allowed collateral
Manslaughter improvised sheer recklessness
In dark unnamed suppressed it simmers on
The heady gases arsenic and cyanide waft about
Involuntary misadventure hints
At leap of faith we take along this ledge
Vampire Knight Haemo
You monstrous mammal think positively
We can squeeze past crags over here come come
And fan your way through wall of heat to edge
Eznorb
Did you not see just now Vulcans huge head
Arise from molten metal furious red?
Jester Bobo
He raised his head above the slurping waves
For gasp of sulfur gas then ducked again
Vampire Knight Haemo Come my best new pals leave off campfire tales
Eznorb
Bah since my sizzling spittle burst down him
I cast a local Mother Nature spell
Hiss his wiss hiss his piss hiss his near miss
Jester Bobo
Myself Ive always banked my vital fluids
On nymphomaniacs rare as unicorns
I wear a female condom coxcomb come glove
Upon my head my codpiece points it out
Vampire Knight Haemo
Your coxcomb dribbles sweat your brow cant breathe
Eznorb
I hired your dicky head that courtiers chuck
Their coins at it that you dance dodge and dive
Jester
Foodtasting occupies the first bow string
And so far not a single sour tone groaned
Vampire Knight Haemo
Hes not that funny why do you keep him?
Eznorb
Im sentimental its a gentle vice
When old Ver City struck its silver seams
I claimed diversity away from gold
But no their council fathers wanted out
A split from our realm their own city state
I sought a peaceful resolution then
I  thumbed through cryptic city Jericho
Next Jester Bobo lead the marching band
Of horns and trumpets playing Ver City tunes
Around the walls till ears besieged collapsed
The repetition so monotonous
In endless perfect pitch cacophony
Three turret sentinels leapt into moat
Insanity proved temporary state
No lives lost they surrendered soundly shocked
Jester We blew away those blowhards parp parp parp--

Jester Bobo
Perpetual lightning bolts and thunder roars
All mongrels surely scuttle under beds
And wait on imminent doom paws on ears
Eznorb
Why doomsday might aggrandise realm on realm
We might presage the greater cataclysms
As hurtling rocks assault the villages
Thus crooks as murderers absolve themselves
If spree if mass if serial none a match
For Vulcans hundred homicides at whim
Jester Bobo
Your beard once white is salt and pepper now
With granite grains and sweat and pumice grit
They knock ten years off you Vulcan mocks
Eznorb
He mocks a widower one time devotee
I look down into dark abyss again
I didnt pluck my itchy nose hairs out
I can still moderate a puff of dust
If Vulcan had dropped hints of cataclysms
A little landslide here a tremor there
I wouldve fortified the palaces
Put bricks in window frames and grilles of gates
As it is prisons will survive and thrive
Unpardoned criminals will game the realm
And rare and helpless citizens submit
Vampire Knight Haemo
Cool down wont you now Eznorb wait and watch
Jester Bobo
A little bird explained to me your plight
That your sons plan exoneration soon
Of wrongfully imprisoned criminals
As murderers arent interchangeable
Eznorb
I banned the vicious penalty of death
And brought rough justice into play for all
The patsy can turn kings snitch anytime
I read the memo begging pardon thrice
I passed a hand above the signatures
I got a bad vibe off them barred request
Jester Bobo
Yes Murtherio and Squish are funny names
Theyre unsubstantiated in underworld
Eznorb
How came this knowledge into your hot hands?
Jester Bobo
I was laying almond paste rat poison bait
Along a scullery wall chance had it
I overheard your sons in conference
Vampire Knight Haemo
Hell bring in self defense and stand your ground
Jester If we go over there we catch grit clouds--

Revised sonnet #1335

Wed kept the twisting towel in fists from flight
Our feet then balled and heeled at searing sand
Each compass corner anchored stuff at hand
Our bags and flasks the billowing breeze a blight
We sighed and sat we smirked the summer rite
The pier and surf impressed immensely bland
The green volcano island certain gland
We slipped on sunnies much to soften sight
Across the shoulder blades and middle back
I felt tan creme at fingers overlap
Then she stretched and snapped the bandeau strap
In pulling pranks on pals a naughty knack
Instead of stroking creme on her I pin
Jam crotch of swimsuit mine at her taut chin
Chorus pin nail skewer

Or proven kings past their best such as you
They call for runts for little underdogs
If only we had David swinging sling
Eznorb
And David was a runt at six feet tall
A hero runt who beat the odd Goliath
Vampire Knight Haemo
There are those maudlin Pixies who will weep
Goliaths odds chalked at bottom three to two
Jester Bobo
Asudden seventy two inches tall
Young David cast a pall on Philistines
Eznorb
Yet Gilgamesh in prime would smash them both
Hed shovel David down Goliaths giant maw
I was a student hostage once in Pith
I learnt twelve semite languages that year
Their harbour statue was of Gilgamesh
To scale at thirty feet tall chiselled stone
A male lion cradled he in one arm crooked
His massive hand rubbed the tummy fur
As if he grasped a harmless pussycat
Jester Bobo
I saw the actress princess Zoe in vain
She walked on lead a leopard kept as pet
Declawed detoothed it lay beside a lamb
The three of them ate oats and blueberries
Eznorb
She flashed her pearly whites at my naive sons
She cracked the list of maids prospective wives
Cain butchered Abel never animals
Jester The worlds a skull of plates or continents

Chants
He who labours callous
Is blunt yet free of malice
She who labours single
Never learnt to mingle

Eznorb
The cats and dogs are spoilt they waddle fat
The end is nigh at last we eat the rat
Quick pinch me Bobo nightmare burst free me
Discover me in tender arms of wife
To see her breathe on mirrors once again
And wipe away the smallest smudge exposed
Jester Bobo
She was a beauty should you sweat small stuff
Vampire Knight Haemo
Myself Id feign indifference till numb--

Embalm me lay on lava layer by layer
Turn me to statue your whim is my will
Vampire Knight Haemo
If gods exist theyre beyond our questioning
Come losers well consult the wise White Witch
Jester Bobo
I do respect your kind and corpse youre cool
You dont allow emotions say in deeds
Do you extend sol vampires membership?
Vampire Knight Haemo
Those who roam realm we tolerate and watch
Such kin as Abigail and Adeline
As public front unthreatening and sweet
Jester Bobo
Theyre sweet as spring time birch and maple sap
That vile eruption nearly knocked us down
Eznorb
Aside stand you both Ill toe cavity
Id wear my crown of gold Id sacrifice
As lightning rod Id delegate my head
To blasts of fireball if Id fallen short
O Vulcan how we smelted bricks of gold
One brick for every child born into realm
That way secured their adolescent lives
Read this crisp engineering measurement
The plumb line never reeled to surface length
In gold mine more than thousand fathoms deep
Chuck up your pumice stones and glass at me
Yes splatter over me the scalding lava flow
Yes fart your bad egg fumes at me drub me
You cowardly god so backward youre inclined
I worship Mother Nature apostate
Sit me on your huge cupids upper lip
Ill punch your nose as it might tickle you
Yes scratch at me same way I scratch a flea
Vampire Knight Haemo
Come back a pace old foe let us embrace
The quakes subside the wagon ruts guide us
Jester Bobo
Youre wasting breath on Vulcan hes just lame
Hes getting taste of medicine his own
And not from rival gods who totter too
But from giants Gog and Marduk who toil
At anvils meek and prank him arsenic shots
Vampire Knight Haemo
The world would crash in that scenario pal
We cant freeze like beasts caught in beam of torch
Eznorb Lead us forth my arm finds your shoulder blades--

We vampires differ from you human beings
We dont evaluate wealth above all else
The realm will be leased back to common folk
King Eznorb will be loaned material wealth
Hell live in luxury subservient soul
And well expound tradition otherwise
The hostages of peace accord well spoil
On feasts well fatten them well leech off them
Jester Bobo
Our scarves will serve as masks against the stench
Of sulfur natural fart could kill us
In ignorance or sleep unscented threat
Vampire Knight Haemo
Improved odds when youre vampire bred I think
Jester Bobo
Are you the company for majesty?
Vampire Knight Id rather not look far ahead of time
A huge task is completed piece by piece
Eznorb How do you keep yourself so hard and hale?
Vampire Knight Im strong in stealth I bleed my trusty squires
A pint of blood not much in giddiness
If drawn by goblet horn or thimble loads
I pay blood emeralds to them as thanks
One day hell be a knight himself draw squires
Eznorb Expanding universe or pyramid
Jester Bobo
Where countless knights and squires are not enough
And euthanasia might cap three score ten
The cough that hints in youth in age snuffs out
Vampire Knight Haemo
These crags are perilous so watch your steps
Eznorb Youre fleet of foot the lord of long tail bats
Jester
Are your troops cramped in forest stands ahead?
Vampire Knight Haemo
No natural disaster subjugated
Or compromises my six souls elite
Eznorb
I trounced your navy years ago youve learnt
The virtue patience welcome back old foe
Vampire Knight Haemo
The clouds broke just before dusk we sailed yet
Eznorb
Our archimedes mirrors hit your boats
A foot above their waterlines ignited pitch
Of watertight hulls wavelet lapped set blaze
At temperatures seeming low to mind
Jester Bobo
And safe to say your fate there water sealed
Vampire Knight Haemo
That was then this is now we do prevail
Eznorb
Mad Vulcan rain down basalt ash and glass
Strike me with pumice pieces human size
And petrify me like you did my wife--

Eznorb
Indeed she strokes her braids in softness finds
Degree of aerial moisture weather gauge
Against the Soax who drained the estuaries
I won a stunning victory waist deep
They occupied the estuaries then asked
For single fight in settlement of deed
I dallied till the winter months perplex
Behold as White Witch said a northern wind
Drove arrows ours far beyond their range to kill
And simultaneously blocked theirs well short
We plucked their arrows from the snow and shot
Them back and slaughtered even more of foe
Jester Bobo
Have I seen her in portrait anywhere?
Eznorb
In Hall of Heroes she hangs Lady Lethe
Her hair a tidy bun in tall felt hat
Jester Bobo
The common rumours speak of ugliness
Eznorb
Take it from me shes very beautiful
She wears a splattered mask to spare her face
At bubbling cauldrons rumours twist the truth
Shell turn me zombie else none will I trust
Vampire Knight Haemo
I dont think its her kind of magic spells
Eznorb
Experience only needs a recipe
Perhaps she has a tome thats lying in dust
Dark continent techniques adaptable
Vampire Knight Haemo
The Black Witch could do it strings attached
Jester
What? Are you living statue may I ask?
Vampire Knight Haemo
Im anything but you jester jelque
Jester
Youve read me like a worm infested book
Vampire Knight Haemo
Im Vampire Knight thats all you need to know
The smog has blocked the sun for many days
Presenting vampires opportunity
To dominate the bounds of men on whim
Well propagate in shadowy permanence
Jester Bobo
The mountain goats have crapped themselves in fear
The gourmet coffee beans then plentiful
The packet price falls plebs are introduced
Vampire Knight Haemo
The only heady brew for me to drink
Apart from human blood is saline drip
Ive carried my steel helmet under arm
For days and scarfed my mouth against foul air
Ill sit on stool behind King Eznorbs throne
And whisper orders hell repeat as his--

As rules are meant to be severely bent
Diminished the responsibility
Senility if feigned if real degrades
The sufferer and sufferee both shrinks
In end times lassitude looks dignified
Vampire Knight Haemo
A zombie ceremonial king would suit
Stale air being tidier than colonial germs
Eznorb
Ill switch gods Vulcan disaster prone
Who is the vampire god I turn to now?
Vampire Knight Haemo
We have no god thus we supplicate none
Agnostic might be closest term for us
The job gets done beyond that we just dont care
Jester Bobo
I dont care who fills Vulcans place as god
My prayers are postures my hands cup air thus
I fetishise rare massive mammaries
They swell and swing by when expected least
Eznorb
I do renounce volcano blast and boom
Sow Vulcans squirting aureoles nauseate me
I take up modest cause of vampires here
With economic plunder Ill stand charged
With ecological ruin Ill be tarred
Jester Bobo
I could smirk Vampires first resort if winked
Weve learnt to err before we smarm escape
Its from Narcissus I learnt how to smarm
Things fall in place then effortlessly done
He never made the pantheon sticks to sprite
Eznorb
Unlike Hermaphrodite up his own bum
Who made his self absorption work for him
Vampire Knight Haemo
A nod to Mammon whos pleased sprite enough

End of Act 2

Former king Eznorb Jester Bobo and Vampire Knight walking along a conveyor belt eventually they reach a rock pool in background a dark and distant volcano erupts the ground quakes and pumice shrapnel hits them

Jester Bobo
God Vulcan chucks us pumice shrapnel now
A simmering rock pool bath tub invites
You scrub my back Ill scrub yours well bond pals
The body odours caused by tramping long
Well lessen though well not eradicate
Eznorb
Well press forward stinking scarves across our mouths
The White Witch must see us in urgency
What crisis is that scented orange flowers?
A weather belle the White Witch has helped us
Before as seer predicting elements
An earlier jesters time I heeded her
The bells she chimed brought charming end to drought--

I may be woe rid widower left unstuffed
Jester Bobo
I shall keep testing food as buffer yet
Ill sip and gargle samples spit them out
Theres mushrooms nuts and berries worth the lick
In Fiver Forest growling tummy time
Vampire Knight Haemo
We must shun this kind village tactics press

Vampire Knight leads ex king Eznorb and Jester Bobo into Fiver Forest

Eznorb
I was a sensitive youth when crowned king
If this calamity of fundament
Had struck in first few years as rex of realm
I wouldve curled up tight bed rid then died

Jester Bobo chants
A bakers wife who buried freshest live
In pastry hid the leech in leek and chive
The yokel butchered calories well spent
His belt drew tight a notch at no indent

Approach Pixie Cinam

Eznorb
Imagined fine day Pixie youth to you
Pixie Cinam
And pleasant hours to former majesty
The crease of crown in your hair carries weight
Among us tree trunk tappers youre our boss
You gave us honest air when none else would
Vampire Knight Haemo
Im partisan to Pixie Moonshine Dew
Eznorb
I underestimated you times past
Vampire Knight Haemo
You werent to know the island realm of Rood
Would fall to eunuchs trusted by King Yif
Eznorb
The eunuchs put in power their lookalikes
Their senators cowered side by side in pairs
That theocracy beyond our horizon lies
East plumb enabled by your vampire squires
Vampire Knight Haemo
I drained King Yif hung up side down from eaves
His seven blood pints drip fed over months
Jester Bobo
You were humane you fed him bread and booze
You turned him living puppet set him back
Upon the throne a nodding stooge of yours
Eznorb
King Yif two faced showed pride was quickly cruel
A young idealist trapped in strong  physique
The eunuch brand self propagating grass
A sequence showing the cuttings growing
Below the constellation gemini
Across the armoury and inking seals
Im midst of middle age such trauma fear
Id not survive I crave a zombie hood
Ill prosecute the lamest homicides
Manslaughter my usurping errant sons
To murder them would be to void myself--

Eznorb
It wrecks my heart to think my much loved sons
Would keep the monarchy and realm intact
And not a two state federation create
Ill cancel abdication Vampire Knight
If Trill puts signature to document
Ill flaunt his presence strange and buy in cheers
Jester Bobo
Eruptions thunder lightning acrid smoke
Are portents bold we stand at crack of doom
Perpetually might life by lamps prevail
And creatures marginalized ruse in reign
Vampire Knight Haemo
Ambassador am I no threat at all
Eznorb
I shall relay aloud the whispering
Of Vampires next to throne choice words my own
As Vulcan has abandoned us we him--

Revised sonnet #1336

A Theban satyr pranced around a rick
Of yellow hay upon a horn then puffed
A skinny jersey cow indulged till sick
Till single straw off double craw thats chuffed
A Tartan satyr pranced around a stall
Of yellow straw upon a horn then huffed
A river gull aspired asleep to fall
The dream a nest and fledgling full on fluffed
And where they like to say they paint they print
And where they like to say they chip they churn
And where they like to say they eke they earn
And where they like to say they make they mint
I harp on forward magic holding back
Their resonance of frequency is crack
Chorus back rear stern

Approach Prince Alan and minions

Prince Alan
Fine denizen profess why your long face?
Earl Glaucus
My heart is broken down to thousand bits
Prince Alan
It is believed by clique and plebs as fate
The spies have found one learned daughter false
In overeducation arrogance
In arrogance ambitious treachery
Earl Glaucus
Its better yet worse than that circumstance
Both daughters bandied my demise in depth
The one inclined to patricide via booze
Prince Alan
Theres rumours Abigail your daughter scams
That she makes profit from increasing plague
And has no interest beyond cheap renown
I gave her funds my people sponsored her
Earl Glaucus
Shes overeducated not occult
Its mundane greed that motivates her cures
Im truly shocked by foul events
Prince Alan
Come stay at castle keep please fine earl
Let your redoubt cool off a little while
Earl Glaucus
Could she be rotten given my support?
Prince Alan
We shouldve seen this coming my dear man
Shes Vampire kind by genealogy charts
She doesnt have the discipline near blood
Too much like plasma runs her maple sap
The story rendered last you tagged along
Sol Vampire Adeline
I resonated our societys pitch
For kudos under that proviso thanks
Sol vampires such as we should stick to plants
Earl Glaucus
Her sibling stands a wicked influence yet
Solution saline peppered our small chats
Sol Vampire Adeline
Its all right my hem is just frayed not torn
Earl Glaucus
Will she be apprehended criminal?
Prince Alan
This very moment mustered minions search
Her pet haunt known to be west battlements
The rogue will be incarcerated soon
Earl Glaucus
If shed stuck safe course settled bureaucrat
Instead of threatening to change the world
If shed greased smooth the well worn wheels of realm
Instead of trying to fix odd broken cog
Id rather hear you speak a dozen tongues
With international trade delegates
Than read off her prescriptions medical
In just the Greek and Latin silently
Sol Vampire Adeline
She lacks my charm she charges recklessly--

Sol Vampire Adeline
Look its my pa upon his way Ill faint
Ive been abroad as scholar many years
Your face I find familiar who are you?
Trill Esquire
Trill I pioneered the canon ball
You were a waif a brace of years ago
I speak Tartarian passing well might you?
Sol Vampire Adeline
Tartarian patois tops the bucket list
Trill Esquire
Impractical and full of energy
We thinkers pick up tongues in foreign ports
I reccommend blood ships employ to you
Their crews are always short staffed they lack skill

Approach Earl Glaucus

Earl Glaucus
May Vulcan grant you good health one and all
Trill Esquire
King Eznorb clipped me then Knob punched me too
Slammed me a cauliflower ear own accord
Earl Glaucus
Its red and raw and swelling is pursuant
I didnt see that king hit Im surprised
At its success the punch and clip one two
Realm hero track at distance dozen yards
Do not approach him Eznorbs not himself
Deficient manners his report right back
Trill Esquire
You havent heard then Eznorbs fugitive
Knobs stuck in pillory deserved old news
Earl Glaucus
Speak louder dear Trill through volcano roar
Trill Esquire
The purr and trill Vulcanians much admired
World over total civilization
Ill never fart and fart Im no mud pool

Depart Trill Esquire

Sol Vampire Adeline
I beg you just forgive her those loud threats
Are plotless exclamations growls annoying
As family we have to censor rants
Outside community need never know
Earl Glaucus
Remorse precedes a pardon not till then
Might my truant daughter get a second chance
Prince Alan certainly will banish her
Shell wind up feral creature cower in wild
Its just as well we have a protocol
To cool us down the magistrates to fix
Sol Vampire Adeline
When I said Id not be participant
She threw her hands up saying thats more for me
A shot of coffee could knock you out now
You eat too much your body is abused
I feel as sorry faced by vagabonds
Earl Glaucus
Hear me theres no bad blood twixt sisters true
An opportunist criminal whos bent
On staging cruel unwitnessed patricide
I muse her manners momentarily
And grab at air as if her scruff of neck

Drum roll

And do you hear the slow drum triple rolls?
The signature of Prince Alan thumped out
Ill place not wanted posters countrywide
Prince Alan champion so doing tilt of crown
The heir apparent set in public mind
No Eznorb wont bust our prince down to duke--

Vampire Knight Haemo
It sure signs from god Vulcan vampires rise
We waited patiently till now to spring
Eznorb
And typically Vulcan stays aloof
Jester Bobo
He slaves away at furnace sleeves rolled up
Eznorb
Deus ex machina meddling not his thing
Jester Bobo
The crack of doom expands more hes no fuss
If Vulcans lame well limp along in sync
Then let me chant Vulcanias daily prayer

Chants
To prosper one must sacrifice
As Vulcan did his limp a tic
By product side effect makes sick
Hail Vulcans anvil forge and vice
The hammer smacks the tongs keep hold
Iron silver nickel platinum and gold

End of Act 1

Act 2 Scene 1
A castle Aur keep balcony
Approach Sol Vampire Adeline and minion

Sol Vampire Adeline
May Vulcan beam health over you this day
Minion
I wish you no less tidings worry me
Old Eznorb has escaped his gilded cage
With Jester Bobo company hes flown
The turnkey Clown was choked to death it looks
Sol Vampire Adeline
Is that for real? Do my ears such things hear?
Minion
Its gossip from reliable sources tapped
Sol Vampire Adeline
How went that prisoners escape in fact?
Minion
He swung ajar the toilet over sty
They slid down knots and twists of silk bed sheets
Alarm is only sounded now to stir
A king no more and under cloud of blame
Hes guessed in Fiver Forest free at large
Sol Vampire Adeline
His former majesty strikes desperate
No value might he hold in Vampires minds
Minion
Pray tell why you yourself imprisoned arent
Sol Vampire Adeline
Since not one word spoke I for or against--

Eznorb
My crown is confiscated Ill get by
Upon a pinky rolls a ring of gold
The image boss a crown in bas relief
It will imprint soot when not ink or wax
Jester Bobo
Whos prone to cowardice slashes time to scoot
He doesnt wait around to get the boot
Vampire Knight Haemo
Weve got thick smog as cover lets not lurch
The dinghy capsize look bull shark fins rise
Eznorb
To find the bloodline thick as molten ice
Jester Pinch come to punch the sun shone from your bum
Your stones nuts pips and fertilizer pure
I know a parsnip from a carrot boiled
Vampire Knight Haemo
Were moored and free the forest isnt far
Jester
I ask why one wears ears on sides of skull
Instead of forehead? nods and shakes wont do
Eznorb
The face is busy busy knitting brow
The lobes arent then allowed return to fold
I let my sons down which is worrisome
Jester Bobo
Why does a snail wear his shell everywhere?
If cousin slug wears no shell anywhere?
Eznorb
Ive contemplated prior enigma such
They pass each other all times garden bound
Jester Bobo
No bird broke beak on brittle snail shell prod
The snail puts greatest store in laziness
The slug will cross that bridge eventually
Why didnt you quit head of state ahead?
Eznorb
I muffed that little technicality
It comes to crunch elite aesthetics rule
Assassin bugs wear victims piled on backs
Clown wigs piled shield deserve lame Vulcans stomp
Jester Bobo
It was far easier done than said theyre dead
The greedy porkers gobbled almonds down
Vampire Knight Haemo
Boars sows and farrow lay dead side by side
Eznorb
Youre pals indeed the rest acquaintances
Youve proved professional I owe you heaps
Jester Bobo
Youd make a decent jester given chance
Vampire Knight Haemo
Youll claim the crown again as Vampires stooge
Jester Bobo
Yes forty isnt viewed so old these days
Eznorb
The world has changed forever Ill adapt
Jester Bobo
You were wise beyond your years till middle age
The previous jesters scrawled in coal as much
Eznorb
Eruptions quakes and lava strike and swell--

Revised sonnet #1337

I got tired after my third vile divorce
Id shone in real estate outsold the men
A widow walked in senior citizen
Deceased estate appeared the money source
The love of little pooches common course
I mentioned shelters she expressed a yen
A scam incorporated stroke of pen
In charity drives we became a force
Our hobo husbands rode trains coast to coast
Their life insurance premiums made us weep
I backed the car and crushed them mirror peep
The mongrels paved their way and we wont boast
As we adored our hotshots feral flaws
The charity is listed Hearts for Paws
Chorus flaws blemishes imperfections

When archer caught in border skirmishes
Eznorb
Youre very chart of martial injury
Jester Bobo
Ill leave thick scars to worms deceased estate
Thats something they can really chew upon
Up is down down is up as your truant sons
Turn Arctic north Antarctic south for lark
That flittermouse squeal frequency is code
The Vampire Knight toots us directions out
Eznorb
The vestibule grille silhouette I know he
A flash of silver whistle near his mouth
Hail cannons boom above peat bog star fort
Our luck is changing good well manage this
Vampire Knight Haemo
Now cover your eyes pals protect your sight
Ill cut away the grille with fasces volts--

When I saw my queen trapped in solid stone
A lava statue posed on pedestal
I wept and cheered her crown of gilded paint
Inch thicker then a demigoddess she
In making beautiful and elegant
I shouldve died with her eruption squashed
Jester Bobo
Health spas are womens business dont weep
She died in bliss in mud bath shoulder deep
A mask of clay upon her pretty face
From her skin toxins oozed she purified
Eznorb
Yes Id subscribe to such imagined end
I built the bridge of barges four lanes wide
To Silk Route latter continental length
Enabled international trade here
I built the mines and factories huge scale
The valley span of aquaducts ten miles long
The amphitheatres squares and public baths
Of reaggregated stone my brother pressed
Together we brought our realm world esteem
We brought the common wealth a richer style
Yet stoop I blamed for bringing ruination
Jester Bobo
Tear me another arsehole if Im wrong
The living standards rose while you were king
You gave each child here born a brick of gold
You housed the poor in rentals peppercorn
You rigged up the public lavatories free
You subsidized newfangled bidets too
The list goes on and on and not anon
Eznorb
I did all civil works in Vulcans name
Jester Bobo
You had no time to spare for your dear wife
Yet when she passed you wept a month bereft
Eznorb
She had her hobbies when not bureaucrat
Embroidery and weaving excellent
Jester Bobo
You wont embarrass Queen Pompe if you weep
Eznorb
We were a perfect pair our match was fixed
I warmed to her and she to me at length
The realm survived another year in peace
I shouldve died with her my heart is cracked
Jester Bobo
Your beard turned white that very sleepless night
Eznorb
Her jointed statue tilts a flask though mute
Id swear her lacquered eyes smile oftentimes
But no its flickering of peat lamp light
Jester Bobo
Youve outdone pharaohs cask and corpse are one
Robotical to scale and vertical
The engineer and sculptor succeeded
Eznorb
The toilet pig sty reeks our clothes are smeared
Jester Apart from spring clips holding grate in grooves
The toilet piggerys historic place
None can touch it for aspirations past
Ive fared worse so have you your majesty
Observe the scars beneath my satin shirt
All stabs in back by halberd pike and knife--

Jester Bobo
I overheard you talking blood types
With Haemo Vampire Knight ambassador
Of nether Tartary but yesterday
You mispronounced the long vowel o tad short
A diplomat he lets it pass I dont
In classic Latin blood type O must stretch
Cough up the long O long way A to B
Clown
His own sons will avenge my strangling death
Jester Bobo
Clown dont forget to wet yourself in throes
You gave swiss army knives a nasty name
The toilet pigs ate almonds I fed them
Not wild and few but sweet and plentiful
All eighty pounds in sacks from larders dragged
Organic cyanide killed the greedy pigs
The sow too sick to eat her farrow first
Eznorb
Those mustve been the last dying grunts
Ive always championed moderation first
I take my almonds candied special treat
Tradition says we make a rope of sheets
And clamber down the silver toilet pipe
Jester Bobo
A dinghy manned and moored in moat awaits
The Vampire Knight in armour sits at oars
Across the bull shark filled moat well escape
Eznorb
I feel lightheaded freed of crown by sons
Jester Bobo
Youve hit a dizzying low your rascal heirs
Employ crown omelette ring or batter frame
Environmental their concern pig poo
Convenient scapegoat Eznorb former king
Theyll doze and mould theyll plane and mint you nought
Eznorb
You werent afraid to utter jelque to power
Jester Bobo
I took clipped ears as soldier sergeants stripes
Eznorb
Id give you welts of ear in better times
Alas Im weak I wait on crack of doom
Jester Bobo
Youre mad as Midas green gold cant save you
Eznorb
Dear Vulcan limping god inspire my sons
Let them build treasure chests ten stories high
Let them export the ground beneath their feet--

As overmining gold has ruined the realm
Eznorb
When I felt Vulcans wisdom rattle me
I sat upon the Great Hall throne alert
The crown felt heavy never problem prior
Escape of signal crays from our fish farms
The death of native species brook by brook
Clown
You gave them green gold bricks abundantly
The pampered poor folk are perplexed and sad
They see the mountains flattened flush with ground
They see the hills inverted holes in ground
By dozer blades reduced to nought in air
The pyroclast and mud flood just yards off
Jester Bobo
Your epaulettes embroidered gold thread
His majesty has made that possible
What service did you ever do the realm?
Clown
I served as squire on battlefield of Xes
Jester Bobo
I served there archer no recall of you
Clown
I was trapped under six cadavers there
A muddy ditch gave way in driving rain
At battle end I crawled out I slit throats
Of maimed and dying foe fifteen mercy kills
Jester Bobo
In unison I claim no kills just mine
Our arrows rained upon foe countless died
Your mercy kills do stink of treachery
Clown
Let go stop choking me you crazy fool
Jester Bobo
Not till you squeak apology stops hold
Clown
No Eznorbs sons are troubleshooters rare
Theyll drain the pickle jar let breathe the realm
The quakes and spewing volcanoes are the fault
Of cracked King Eznorb who mined far too deep
Thus created molten lava conduits fierce
Collapsing potholes widening ravines
His reign disaster ecological
Eznorb
I cant make out one word of his shrill rant
God Vulcan visit peace upon his soul
He who let us build metal foundries vast
Inside volcanoes active else asleep
My hands and brain are clear of evil deeds
God Vulcan we constructed better lives
Colloidal silver flask on his belt hangs
Clown
I sip for asthma flu and rash nought big
Eznorb Distributed free through King Eznorbs law--

Clown chants
The parasite departs the host
Whats left cadaver never ghost

Jester chants
The mince is given saw dust bulk
Its sheath the gut of oxen scraped
A sausage makes for warrior hulk

Eznorb
If I knew what I was Id gauge my sons
Intent for me Id analyse their goal
Jester Bobo
Youll wake a fawning fawned upon pa yet
Eznorb
No mining crew if rogue or loyal could break
The mantle we can drill but the one mile down

Approach Prince Alfred

Explain yourself old pal in depth at length
Prince Alfred
Its just another party trick from you
Dont get me wrong sagacity and age
Require discernment your halves attempt
To abdicate like a blunt knife scour of wound
Impresses would be rebels plants the meme
You will retire from present public life
To Porcine Cottage see out your days there
Pretence of common touch as peoples king
Will cease upon relinquishment of crown
Jester Bobo
That Porcine Cottage is a dumbing down
Its twice the size of any peasant shack
Wild almond branches act its canopy
There shade protects against the summer sun
Prince Alfred
This here ghost written speech youll voice
Eznorb
Ill take a permanent holiday I see
Prince Alfred
Youll read aloud from podium handed scroll
Eznorb
It starts off I King Eznorb abdicate
The Realm Vulcania from this moment forth
And leave specific points to my loyal sons
Misspelling legal sons it is not loyal
Prince Alfred
Sign sir speech sir let court succession view
The bud of dynasty clipped off this spring
You strike senescent using debt crazed spies
Your jester aids you smacking minions ours
Elite troops you waste versus far flung foe
Eznorb
No late repentance leaves these cracked old lips
Ill scrawl and parrot such a document
With small conditions make the carriage sure
It carries me to my retirement once
Its made of gilded wood and not solid gold
That horses haul opposed to unicorns
Prince Alfred
Consider done as soon as possible
Eznorb
Will you lend me a little cavalry
As escort from our castle habitat?
Prince Alfred
The mercenary troops despise your pax
Your war chest risky proposition looks
They itch for action booty bagged abroad
I offer two reserve guards escorts no charge
King Eznorbs broken stubborn majesty
Chose not to fade away and challenged luck
That sounds appropriate epitaph for you
The hollowed inner empire fragile shell

Prince Alfred tweaks his own nose

I wont dust ink were not that kind of clan
The blood runs thin its red upon red tape
Id much prefer the benefit of doubt
Entrusting souls available to us
Eznorb
You lava blooded gargoyles worst of worst
In staring out of eyes of innocents
Prince Alfred
Shut your mouth think first utter common sense
Eznorb
Impatient buzzard you came far too soon
You should be worried my men absent are
Prince Alfred
No every last one rails against you now
Eznorb
That is quite possible old pal and yet
I call in Vulcan listen Vulcan close
Our great God cancel procreation I pray
Clog my sons testicles with lifeless sperm
Or deal to them disfigured offspring born
Who later manifest limbs lame or spasmed
Who carries pain personally like mine?
Its pain thats realised by myself alone
Blood relatives displaying ingratitude
I shall find higher ground rise above my tears

Departs Prince Alfred
Eznorb slumps on bunk

Clown
And King Eznorb proves humble shuttered down
His wrecklessness not such a massive deal
The overgrown wild almond trees will ooze
In morning dew a gradual painless death--
So worshipped pantheon deities dozen fold
The sum is what? Is Vulcan overwhelmed?
The nonsense shouted by senescent folk
I mumble criticisms up my shirt sleeves
I tip my wig to pofaced idiocy--

Eznorb rolls to face the wall

Eznorb
Wholl loan an ear to me and pity me?
Should I endorse the Black Witch in great grief?
Could she revert my beard and hair to black?
Grey wasnt ever set to moderate
Hair roots should ooze their colour self made stuff
Jester Bobo
For nits and dandruff none can touch that witch
Theyre cycle greased along for green gold coins

Approach Prince Alan

Prince Alan
Enjoy your golden years in countryside
In forest cottage rest on laurels earnt
Youre lucky Im no tyrant set to smash

Depart Prince Alan

You heard that didnt you my brother dear?
Prince Alan
When anxious hell belt out his sentences
I can put you above our pa new king
He stands blood relative in consequence
Before and after however were staunch pals
Prince Alfred
Your lips express my thinking brother prized
Prince Alan
We must clean up catastrophe thats his
And not perpetuate it the ground quakes less
You fear our pa not possibly enough
In my opinion modest hes a threat

Approach Jester Bobo

Jester Bobo
You fix what isnt broken Vulcan rules
Prince Alfred
Thats totally wrongheaded check the facts
Jester Bobo
I cede caesuras pause at nods and winks
I peep from staircase landing counting house
You put the tweezers scales and grains of gold
The pyramid chart alloys red to blue
Above the company of kin or folk
Estrange your brother too with pyrite scratch
Prince Alan
One quip wrong Jester Bobo then youre squashed--

Eznorb
Clown lay forth terms of your hire speak some sense
Clown
Why that I dont wash my hands properly
Jester Bobo
You good for nought you humourless one note
Clown
The contrary Im jack of every trade
I juggle pears I juggle oranges
I juggle limes I juggle mandarins
Jester Bobo
Renaissance man I am superior soul
I milk a mandolin I sob a chant
I test for poison food with nose and tongue
Eznorb
Then either tell how to correct the mess?
Jester Bobo
You shouldve granted sons a city moored
At barge pole length kept yourself afloat
Clown
An open prison where heirs come and go
Eznorb
A set of barges playpen like
For infantile sons juvenile their state
Jester Bobo
The overthrow inferred senility
As venom dope and poison youve been spared
Eznorb
Before you Squizz the spastic tasted food
He choked on sugar coated raisin cake
Then Spin the epileptic tasted food
And frothed up griddle toasted cheese on bread
He rolled to purgatory mouse trap filled
No offal goes to waste at knackers yard
The mouse that eats his own poo turns to glue
Jester Bobo
I lost a toe in battle lanced I limp
Clown
As Vulcan limps youre lame to magnify yourself
Eznorb You squeaked in stuttering to majesty
Proceed and Ill give diagnosis deserved
Jester Bobo
Carve it in sandy beach on hands henna it
Rock bottom is the toughest love of all
Eznorb
You only live once stuff a safety net
Jester Bobo
Eruptions are like hiccups chokes dont last
Exhibit credit owed as debit owned
Deliver ranting memes of ignorance
Just spend and spend to paper over lost
Retire on brink of coveted success
In face of facts defer to fantasy
Go all in dealt a non connecting hand
Clip sirloin steak until its merely mince
Evacuate guts and hibernate pursued
Eznorb
These are banalities of city folk
Clown
A judges single eye brow raised is worth
A hundred smacks of gavel other times
Mistrial is better than retrial for snitch
I know less chokers tropes of melancholy
Eznorb
A vicious turnkey you now show yourself
Take care to choke not on your spotted dick
Jester Bobo
Boiled down a jelly fish his spine he might
Eznorb
Did you hear dozy grunts from pigs below?
Jester Bobo
Yes fortunately dozy dopey grunts
When dogs go woofwoof when sheep go baabaa
When cows go moomoo when pigs go oinkoink
Then our realm shall be full of happiness--

Disasters civil serve excuses lame
Minion
The engineers and clerks of court fixed those
Clown
Employment terms demanded pretty much
Eznorb
Come minion final lingering soft hug
Youve analysed my strength of character
Clown
His pals in places low invalidate
His sentiment theyre puppets plaster cast
Id head but hard then kiss his knucklehead
Eznorb
Youve understayed your welcome minion mine

Minion separates

Dear relished loyalist reward accept from me
A fine cut emerald and green gold coins

Minion departs

Approach Jester Bobo

Whats going on ugliness personified?
How are you Jester Bobo? Whats going down?
Jester Bobo
You should try out the glove fit my foul head
Clown
Snug fit upon smug miniature cock head

Bobo rolls off and hands stretchy glove to Eznorb

Eznorb
Id only call lord cock head such to face
If mister glans does me no injury
Offence I take on part of prudish pals
A kings decision must illuminate
Clown
Five teats atop one cock head rolled in one
Jester Bobo
King Eznorb filled the realm to stretching point
His sons desired his wallet emptied out
Eznorb
Foodtaster speak to inner man mad mind
Jester Bobo
Decriminalised female condoms are
Indecently fun tied around the thighs
You shouldve used a brace such reusable
Instead of sons kept your hair and whiskers black
Prolific immortalitys statue sped
Clown
You understand the bruiseless beating death
By cudgel wrapped in towels I could ease you
Jester Bobo
In principle I know a perfect crime
The oubliette offers sanctuary once done--

Eznorb
Ironic how I created it and more
The four room prison meant for hostages
Initial maisonette for child king Rux
The ransom forty bricks of silver paid
Reluctantly so ending armistice
He got a decent education here
In algebra and trigonometry
Alas the Arctic dam collapse drowned him
With million fellow Arctians decade past
My pa replaced great dreams of empire then
Their mud flood state turned fathom thick bog
The mental empire inner man our course
Our propaganda life of luxury
Clown
Your pa learnt from mistakes that others made
Six small dams safer than one massive dam
Each morning first I pat the feather bed
Then click the lever springs and hidden hinge
Check order over sty of toilet pigs
Eznorb
The toilet safe as rules of ransom ask
The silver seat and funnel over grate
Clown
Your brother Revlis figured Babylonians
Reverse designed the flushing toilet pipes
Eznorb
Historic site this long drop pan antique
Clown
The plaque lists hostage turds whove been and gone
Your jester wasnt ever popular
Here silent slapstick humbly overrides
Youll find me timeless mummer classic laugh
Eznorb
I dont like fart jokes keep your bum cheeks shut
Stomp your large boots as prior well out of sight
Im much alarmed why is Bobo not here?
Clown
The toilet pigs have ceased to grunt their pangs
Of hunger something strange is happening
Eznorb
Youre slow a palace coup is under way
Clown
No Saturn ate his own kids youre on call
You lavished on sons inch they divvied mile
Eznorb
Compared to Saturn stand I imbecile
Is not sows piece de resistance her runt?
My sons small minded both ruin appetite
Identify me whats my soul in rank?
Minion
Youre worth your pa plus green gold coins untold
Eznorb
You rogue the minions here through motions go
Ill reintroduce myself as king boiled down
Clown
Youre full of just yourself get in Ill lock
Minion
Hes brandy shots his sons just kegs of wine

Eznorb slaps minion on back and moves into maisonette cell

Eznorb
No hard feelings mouser put in front of lion
Clown
I like a slapstick back slap numbs the mind
Eznorb Arent we more pals now my crowns swiped off me?
Clown
The abdication was postponed five times
A flood a border stoush a lightning strike
A broken bridge and three tornado sweeps

Approach Prince Alfred

Clown chants
He who detests his mould
Shall toast it once grown old

Prince Alfred
Ive been inspecting rimmed coins minted new
Theyd stop coin clippers shrinking currency
Eznorb
Electroplated supplements in banks
Powered by cathedral spires work fine as is
Folks fingerprints erode else green gold coins
Youve overemphasised the counterfeits
Theres no escaping fair wear fair tear son
Prince Alfred
Ill take coins public central bank is out
No more green gold shall gold and silver part
A world exchange shall be our capital
Eznorb
A big stone signals avocado sweet
Prince Alfred
Youve put off abdication once too often
Youve got to go your jester too when found
Youve earned indefinite remand ex king
Eznorb
Do you jail your pa who created you?
Can I believe my son so disloyal in mind?
Prince Alfred
Give up extremities those swings of mood
For mothers precious memory unspoilt
Excuse theres master coins to be weighed true
Eznorb
The shock of beard gone quickly grey to white
In mourning mother his folk comprehend
Yet who speaks witness when factoids fade
Is not my gait more stiff and tentative?
Is not my voice more deep and gravelly?
Are not my eyes more glazed and sunken down?
Have not my ears and nose grown larger yet?
Perhaps I fade unscythed with earls my age
And blindspots are framed by glaucoma gunk
Bah prove me wrong explain my situation
Yell any soul who might I be just now--

Prince Alan
Bullheaded Glan is yoked in pillory
Eznorb
Then hell reapply for job as my wing man
Captain Glan
I bite and scratch if cornered spit if caged
I gorge on signal crayfish common quirk
Im silent advocate in nods and winks
I boil down epithets to finger thrusts
I pass on info when the gloves are kid
I square off soldier more than capable
And last if not least stuck I grind away
Ezmorb
Then Glan how do you summarise yourself?
Captain Glan
A heart of gold and foil to majesty
Eznorb
You pass Id wear your rough shot silk as shirt
Prince Alan
He snorts his hoof scrapes back the bailey turf
Clown That Glan in pillory is beyond a yoke
Prince Alan
Go on ahead unlock the maisonette
Clown
Theres just the one big gold key none escapes

Clown depart

Eznorb
Might you have something more moot meant for me?
Captain Glan
I want to do more work inside my tank
As captain once the dark clouds break apart
Eznorb
Youll bend the rules I take on my behalf?
Captain Glan
As Vulcan God of tools is witness sworn
Eznorb
How many rounds of sun have you now gone?
Captain Glan
Ive sweated forty summers rounded up
Ive shivered forty winters rounded down
Enough Im old to suck a veiny tit
The nipple flush in fluff uncertified
Ill mouth in joy dry nurse indifferent
Eznorb
Then lead my stripped down retinue youve passed
Prince Alan
Yes well spring him one day one night from now
Glan wont be asked to testify at all
Pa Eznorb youve done worse than clip an ear
Eznorb
Whats my old jester up to presently?
Bring him in pronto minion his voice counts

Step forward minion

Minion
I shall find Bobo out your majesty
Eznorb
A waiting list rough diamond I intend
To hire as my new jester should
Cracked Jester Bobo catch a poisoning
Wholl back out issuing platitudes if pressed
The green potatoes his refresher course
Its such a hoot and just how many times
Must I ask company of jester mine?
Prince Alan
Move Eznorb on to house arrest you men
Eznorb
Where roosts the half baked magpie? Whats going on?
Clown
Your public estimation sinks still lower
Hes one beer jug away from boozing pal
I could queef him my heel on his toe top
Eznorb
Thats overcooked imagination Clown
You speak from jealous spite you lack his wit
Clown
This gold key speaks on my behalf no joke--

Was every other hour came new report
Of his cantankerous activity
Demanding higher yields from the first gold mines
And rubber stamping new titanium bits
If hed gone senile slowly Id then cry
But not allow free pass to further ruin
Minion
They say that misery craves company
Prince Alfred
I tell you I miss my ma just as much
Fear fervent follows him Ive heard of plague
The craters quake the realm from core to cone
Its ages since he steered a rout or stoush
His innovations ancient history
The lightning rods and cables fabulous
In agricultural efficiency
A rise in living standards subsequent
Minion
The dinner grows cold my lord should I serve?
Prince Alfred
I like reheat crunch appetite can wait

Scene 4
The upper bailey
Captain Glan still in pillory

Approach sword drawn Prince Alan in chains Eznorb in crowd of minions

Eznorb
Who on earth might you be? self quantify
Captain Glan
A torso limbs and head your majesty
If you look rudely closely cut me up
Eznorb
Explain yourself intent towards me is what?
Captain Glan
Im self explanatory I adore
Words bluntly spoken sequitur of faith
I fill in petty facts of pedantry--

Revised sonnet #1338

In name remains the main street mainly mall
The feral parrot peeps are rather lame
As freedom fighters spoilt they overcame
They perch upon a parish graveyard wall
A herring gull in scavenge strips the haul
The fast food chicken scraps of fry or flame
It nibbles no two birds exactly game
Thats gull eat chook in leafy urban sprawl
Albino pigeons pass as doves in flock
The bible connotations seem a stretch
The buskers overpaid yet deemed a wretch
The busiest shop is where you buy and hock
Our homestay sashayed by took flurried flight
I miss a freckled nose thighs white as white
Chorus flight soar wing

A pa whos smug and indolent in stance
A sister ankle deep in dread disease
And remedy too fussed to pedal back
And see intrigue and panic wide afoot
And how already rough rides she repute
Societal ruin seems goal on medics oath
Disaster spawns its heroes who fight it
But nominally they owe own lives to it
My sister heals some never ever all
Enough to burnish reputation bright
The while I wither from the folks esteem
I Adeline though just as capable
As certified by university
I speak a dozen languages there learnt
The realm requires one such fluent diplomat
To broker peace amongst the scrapping states
A gallant girl in gab inflecting nuance
A sharp translation shuttling back and forth
Yet now we suffer epidemic fresh
And even hostile states grant quarantine
Our trade in gold has been dwindled down
to half
I love my sisters clever mind and skills
Yet few successes come of healing plants
Codependency installed I shall shame her
The body heals itself if given chance
And pas great palace could turn sanctuary
Its colonnades are engines driving air
The stale and toxic breath cant linger there
Such nonsense where she cordons off abodes
And paints red crosses over doors of sick
Imprisons them blanched and medicated much
The black plague spreads from city block to block
I fear shell be made scapegoat larger scale
Ill spook our pa straight into charity
The palace shall he make a quarantine
Thus Vulcan I take your long silence yes

Depart Sol Vampire Adeline

A balcony on Eznorbs keep

Approach Prince Alan and minion

Prince Alan
Are you sure absolutely that pa clipped
The clowns ear just for staring Bobo down?
Minion
I saw him smack I cringed in sympathy
It was an odd impulsive punishment
Ill add you didnt hear a word from me
Prince Alan
A provocation stands as wickedness--

You look as pale as if Noc Vampire kind
Sol Vampire Abigail
The crude volcanic blasts are sign of end
The stinking sulfur clouds obscuring sun
Are creating habitat Noc Vampires love
If we Sol Vampires are inclined to burn
In sunshine they Noc vampires are inclined
To burn in lightning flash to tan and peel
Well here we stand my sister dear we pair
Against what idle fortune throws at us
Sol Vampire Adeline
You fixed so many sick folk struck by plague
With medicine I voiced philosophy
That body self heals if its sanitised
Black plague is just the latest social ill
In line with tuberculosis and flu
Sol Vampire Abigail
Have you seen our pa recently on stroll?
Sol Vampire Adeline
I spotted our Earl Glaucus stretching arms
But moments previously he stood just here
Sol Vampire Abigail
You chatted happily you two did you?
Sol Vampire Adeline
As little possibly about his horse
The wear of metal shoes on gravel road
Sol Vampire Abigail
It wouldve been the dreariest same old riff
Did awkward words spring out at you prim cant
Suggesting set of mind on serious stuff?
Sol Vampire Adeline
Should we lace his beef gravy suppertime
Induce a diarrhea make him fart and poop
Should we prank him with squirts of castor oil?
Sol Vampire Abigail
Misunderstanding here holds certainly
Im not against revenge in principal
I would be up for such a mud flood gush
Sol Vampire Adeline
His eyes are blood shot from the drinking binge
I plead you stay away from him awhile
Till his frown fades his rancour perishes
Id worry much should your head strike his fist
Let him recover from the hangover
The prank concerning castor oil shall wait
I pray thats everything up front sis dear
My dormitory is yours till he calms
Sol Vampire Abigail
I lost one patient she succumbed to plague
Afore I could lance balm and cauterise
Colloidal silver shrivelled bubos down
Relapse heart breaking brink of cure success
To weep is unprofessional response
Thieves Oil might be our last survival chance
Sol Vampire Adeline
Then carry knucklehead no new word
Confirm support dispel the nervousness
As ever my eyes idle have your back

Depart Sol Vampire Abigail

Sol Vampire Adeline
I met the Black Witch at sally port
Through portcullis she gave me water drops
Pure water drops that subtly damage eyes
Ill end our bureaucrat his quill and ink--

Earl Catar
It would reflect upon us horribly
The slightest hint of patricide in air
Ill tell Prince Alan shes misguided just
Hell snuff out all her failing remedies
Hes ever been a reasonable boy
Sol Vampire Adeline
Much thanks for generosity I thrive
Through wealth extracted by my pa and ma
Mine luxury life academic bent
The prejudice against female scholars cracked
You bribed and wheedled me a situation
In university barred otherwise
Earl Catar
I love my daughters equally in spades
Her practised medicine a doctor makes
Your pure philosophy a doctor makes
Youll organise an eavesdrop common ground
Sol Vampire Adeline
I shall seek her along tower parapet
At earliest opportunity perceived
Earl Catar
What strange experiences have taken hold
The jester has been made a confidante
Up is down down is up and back is front
It will cost nothing calm your sister down
The moon draws water trapped in human blood
A super blue moon slinks above tonight
The minds eye has great faith in king tides too
Theyve got an odd way when theyre putting right
Sol Vampire Abigail
Eruption by volcano obscures all
With smokey clouds for us Sol Vampires yuck
But our Noc Vampire cousins might detect
An opportunity to dominate
Earl Catar
The Vampire Knight stays here in honest faith
Electric sword and fasces stowed for him
Beneath guard key and lock in armoury
I fear not damage from that avenue
King Eznorbs abdication was long planned
But overmined gold seams are his undoing
Infestation of rivers ponds and lakes
By ruthless signal crayfish introduced
The fish farm feral escapees his fault
A few years since he did the public good
His fountains aquaducts and dams old news

Earl Catar departs

Sol Vampire Adeline
So Vulcan wheres the mud flood wished on sis?
Earth battery in liquefaction surge
My sis seems indispensable in plague
I wish not pray as I love her a bit

Approach Sol Vampire Abigail

And here she comes as iron to magnet does
All sobs and fuddlement no energy
Ill further polarise against our pa
Sol Vampire Abigail
What stern thoughts occupy you sister dear?--

If accidentally on purpose fell
From dainty grip upon a bunch of them
When sonic blasts unhinged the shutters near
An invitation made to wrestling bout
A memorandum from colleagues abroad
The sister handily I scooped the lot
Earl Glaucus
More my eyes look the more rot they confirm
I ask what wicked lucky dip is that?
Sol Vampire Adeline
I give her benefit of doubt blame whim
Capped students boozers are unruly all
Exuberantly shes just letting off steam
In her prescriptions made against black death
A force of good she is Ill let doubt pass
Youre both my daughters excellent and sweet
Sol Vampire Adeline
Youre seeing it clearly now as false alarm
Earl Glaucus
This bit deciphers dead wood Im in pain
Yet youve both never razzed me face to face
Sol Vampire Adeline
Nor did we ever cuss you face to back
Transgression ominous if not as bad
Earl Glaucus
Ill write it off as menstrual oddity
To ponder criminality is nought
To challenge elders is to polarise
Ill worry next should she premeditate
Sol Vampire
We keep our ears to ground our backs to wall
Id like to take it prank on me a laugh
Earl Glaucus
Yes charmless camaraderie in play
Immaturity welcome overstaying
Sol Vampire Adeline
Ill set up eavesdrop put your mind at peace
Earl Glaucus
If shes a monster stuck in human form
Then she fits that category least one
Vampire 1 You start seeing stuff your hurt mind clarifies
Glaucus Against her pa who paid her tuition fees
I called in favours from old battle pals
I pulled so many strings to get her digs
Inside the university I paid
I paid in quintuple her tuition fees
Sol Vampire Adeline
You bought off one and every lecturer
Through intermediaries anonymous
You placed us both in same sorority
The Red Moth our badge though different wings
Earl Glaucus
The Vampire Knight would prove great company
Sol Vampire Adeline
He Vampire Knight and sis share common fault
Of cradling head gear under arms too much
His visor beak like her plague mask bill thus
As Vulcan frowns upon such fetishism--

Depart Sol Vampire Abigail

Approach Earl Glaucus

Sol Vampire Adeline cont
If dispossession could go either way
Id rig magnanimously her behalf
Inheritance as mine most mite less hers
Yet still that less being huge by peasant gauge

Approach Earl Glaucus

Earl Glaucus
That Knobs in pillory is qualified
The Vampire Knight evades as diplomat
The former king  put under house arrest
Zoo specimen par excellence the last
The raw deal rams home whimsical collapse
Sol Vampire Adeline
Id like the news presented everywhere
Glaucus
Whats stuck in your horn book improperly?
Sol Vampire Adeline
I only carry garbled messaging
Earl Glaucus
I bet the horn books are a passing craze
The black board will return in force youll see
The board and chalk the horn and pastel beat
You show integrity yes missive free
In front of me the explanation please
Sol Vampire Adeline
Whats simplest symbols light on memory
Earl Glaucus
You look embarrassed Ill decipher it
Ill set on my nose reading glasses now
Sol Vampire Adeline
Excuse me its nonensical a text
Its written rant from my dear scatty sis
I recognise the curl and cross as hers
Impetuous her calligraphy rough strokes
I have no doubt my sister scribbled that
As wreckless prank intent on eyes just mine
It burrs our aging pas hip arthritis
Hes pain in neck and simpers loud all night
We should put him to sleep end misery
Earl Glaucus
It says my brain is overhydrated
The remedy a tourniquet on neck
It says shell seize deceased estate from me
And further worse she brags of quackery
How she spreads black plague everywhere unchecked
And wants that epidemic named as hers
A mighty quacks incurable disease
Indiscriminate fortune poor or posh
Thats Abigails disease her fingers crossed
Earl Glaucus
Theres no quacks known for remedy how true
How did you intercept this? Which terrain?
Such instant who the herald was exclaim
Sol Vampire Adeline
A heroine she rates herself in such a mood
My sources must remain anonymous--

Approach Sol Vampire Adeline

Sol Vampire Abigail
The castle quakes I quiver resonant
Sol Vampire Adeline
Dear sis have you decided yet to scare
Our pa enough to make him soon retire?
Sol Vampire Abigail
The human body glorified by you
Does not exist as should he skip a snack
The dose dispersed not then might just kill him
Sol Vampire Adeline
So what? A misadventure then declared
Hes known a drunkard throughout the realm
If we infuse by stealth wood alcohol
In his decanter full of usual booze
The peat bog whiskey he delights to swill
If he goes blind and writhes on floor and yells
We come in force true peat bog whiskey down
His greedy throat sincerely cruel and kind
The latter flushes former from veins
And he regains his constitution cured
Hell thank us both and pledge a prize to us
Eternal gratitude award both of us
The prize his largest palace well receive
Well turn it hospital and sanctuary
Your black plague patience there well sanitise
Sol Vampire Abigail
Your plan is bold the realm is desperate
I have to say no dear sis too much risk
Sol Vampire Adeline
Have it your way sweet sis from Glaucus stray
Come drink with me a happy toast to youth
Of thirty proof birch Pixie Moonshine Dew
Sol Vampire Abigail
We are the future we love our young lives
Sis yes in shots a thirty proof birch soothes the nerves--

Arrear throne mute or squarely whimsical?
Eznorb
Emergency powers I hold certainly
Should jealous foe prove opportunistic
Prince Alan
You shall recant those footnotes blot out that ink
Eznorb
I shall abide them when and if required
Prince Alfred
You shall cross this and this all out
Eznorb
Let go of my arm I shall not amend
Prince Alfred
Then it shall jotted out be thus and thus
Your reputation neither here nor there
Prince Alan
Folk say youve abdicated already
Your widower grief has proven far too much
Eznorb
Did you boys not love your ma our lost queen?
Prince Alfred
She wont come back regardless loved or not
Eznorb I'm popular you cant jail me sons mean
Prince Alan
Youll live in hostage maisonette the nonce
The house arrest effective from now on
Eznorb
And will you not annihilate me here?
My earl go rouse my star fort special force
Earl Glaucus
I dont know where they are in disarray
I bide your boys and sixteen bars of gold
Eznorb
They stooped to bribery against their blood?
Then never ever were they spawn of mine
Prince Alan
You built this great realm from a city state
You cant wreak ruin upon supportive folk
The folk of late have suffered cataclysm
Outside the castle battled elements
Prince Alfred
Come fortune cataclysm I beg undone
For minions here performance bonuses

Act 1 Scene 5
Anteroom of Earl Glaucus guest redoubt

Approach Sol Vampire Adeline with hornbook and missive

Sol Vampire Adeline
You parasites are perfect personnel
I make your guidelines rules and laws my own
Why should I stand in siblings shadow stuck
Because dear mama was of peasant stock?
Does not Glaucus love me equally?--

Earl Catar
Their source my side grandfather I  can swear
And daughter mine know you this fellow fine?
Sol Vampire Adeline
I know him from a portrait pinned to wall
And titled brilliant name escapes me yet
Earl Catar
Hes Haemo Vampire Knight ambassador
To realm from bogs of southern Tartary
In favour lately guest of majesty
Sol Vampire Adeline
Its such a small world then if I slipped past
Earl Catar
Consider him a part of our sharp clique
King Eznorbs firmed acquaintance he in trade
Vampire Knight Haemo
Im up and coming lean on me in strait
Sol Vampire Adeline
Ive lots to learn in practicality
Earl Catar
Shes mastered seven foreign languages
Shes steeped in all philosophy as well
But hold on Eznorb now approaches us
Vampire Knight Haemo
And his sons their intent is treacherous

Approach Eznorb from stairs Prince Alan and Prince Alfred from corridor
Horn blast volcano rumble

Eznorb
Approach loyal sons your loving papa calls
Earl Catar
Well keep observer status aside set off
My learned daughter we are less involved
Theres spy holes drilled above volcano isle

Earl Catar and Sol Vampire Adeline retreat to rear of mural room divider

Eznorb
Well take succession plan from chalk to ink
Are we in general agreement now?
Prince Alan and Prince Alfred
We are we are your greatest majesty
Eznorb
Wheres my wing man Knob whos to cosign it?
Prince Alan
I dont know pa I thought he was with you
Earl Catar
The abdication is no laughing stuff
Eznorb
Well plug on its a family affair
Agreed we split in two our current realm
From north to south as if two wedges hewn
Aimed down at all potential enemies
Untimely death of Queen P in lava floe
Has turned my grey beard white in agony
Im not myself one week past widower made
Prince Alan
This river island I do claim as mine
Prince Alfred
This border forest I shall slash back mine
Eznorb
Give voice to your entirely clever mind
Vampire Knight Haemo
But everyone can read my honest thoughts
Eznorb
This is royal court of realm speech pedantry
Prince Alan
And when you abdicate will you pull strings--

Act 1 Scene 4

Approach Vampire Knight Haemo and Earl Catar

Vampire Knight Haemo
I thought King Eznorb was unbiased and fair
Earl Catar
It never seemed that way to me sat close
The major realm break up exposes him
To one and all not just his inner clique
Vampire Knight Haemo
Is she your darling daughter standing there?
Earl Catar
Ive dipped my eyes embarrassed many times
At questions such Ive squealed as if a bat
To self and self alone Im stutterless
Vampire Knight Haemo
Ive kept an ear to ground for what youve said
Earl Catar
Her mother squeezed her out behind my back
The fiancee extorted school fees from me
His sperm irregular judged hindsight lent
Engagement twixt the two proved love undying
Her sweet philosophy has left me dumb
Reflected glory mine I meekly stand aside
Its purest cleverness in beauty wrapped
Ive got another female doctor too
Except of medicine I love as much
Her mother my wife whom I grew to love
Vampire Knight Haemo
Im pleased to meet you once more Adeline
The gossip got in court and peat bog claims
Both daughters yours Sol Vampires sap of plant
Their source no human living blood their drink
The Vampire category fitting just
Sol Vampire Adeline
My sister Abigail and I share trait
As we drink sap and nectar forest drawn
The birch and maple favourites of ours
Earl Catar
I think youve got dysphagia my sweet girl
But Haemo Vampire Knight their eyes are clear
Their skin unblemished is I cant fault them
Sol Vampire Adeline
Ill eat a Pixie energy bar though
The maple cambium tuiles in dust of saw
And binding nectar syrup special treat
Dear Haemo can you change pa Glaucus mind
About repurposing his bigger palaces
As black death sanitorium quarantines?
Vampire Knight Haemo
Humanitarianism is wonderful
But Vampires view large edifices vain
Earl Catar
Such pestilence is continental curse
His majesty King Eznorbs crisis laws
Enough are temporary his trade bans
It will blow over we were vigilant
Your sister Abigail will cure the few
Sweet Adeline fresh air and rests our thing
Vampire Knight Haemo
Earl Glaucus more to you than strikes the eye
Your deference to White Witch weather belle
And rout of Norskian galleon fleet aside
For which King Eznorb granted north east turf
Your gold for salt trade deal with Scythia means
Youve got reserves to spare in silos stored
Solutions saline can tide over us
In prime aid kits if Realm if Vampire kind--

Earl Catar
Were men of gold and Trills a privateer
In puffery of empire foe to realm
I was made earl for bravely holding ground
Captain Glan
Ill treat the boring specious punishment
As holiday and pray to martyrs past
Ill meditate on heart and lungs at work
Around the clock miraculous and loyal
Earl Catar
Doing nought is no thing go ask heart and lungs
I leave you pal Im flummoxed just for now

Earl Catar depart

Act 1 Scene 3

A belching garbage volcano
Murtherio Vulcan Priest and Fairy Flamb tipping corpses into crater using coal shovels and trident

Vulcan Priest chants

Return to Vulcan fuel his least desires
Recycle human atoms shovelled fires

Murtherio
The cemeteries are chock full of stiffs
They lie in stacks their bellies swollen up
Im glad to help you do the dirty work
Vulcan Priest
The margins low but theres no tax enforced
The doctors keep the gig upon the quiet
I barter services for goods as gifts
Murtherio
The census doesnt cover everyone
The stillborn comatose or paralysed
I should increase the fee one green gold coin
Inflation blamed it wouldnt burden them
But civic duties beg honorarium rates
You knelt in prayer to Vulcan next to me
In Nickel Star Fort chapel sealing fate
If Mount Coff  I employ cremation kiln
And Mount Grist I employ a parboil vent
Then sausages arent cannibal small goods
Then Mount Grist profits large are mine untouched
Vulcan Priest
Ill open my horn wallet wait a bit
Murtherio
Heres mine it crackles static folded out
Vulcan Priest
All Ive got are four Queen Pomp green gold coins
Im sorry wax that seals them is thinned down
Murtherio
What Queen Pomp saw in Eznorb I dont know
But she loaned pretty profile stamped on coins
Vulcan Priest
This crater could explode just like the rest
I somehow know it the best end of me
A worm I feel patrols the left ventricle
Of my heart happily destroying my soul
Murtherio
That or dark miasma breathed in martyrs you
Raise your scarf back upon your scabby nose
You shouldve picked a black scarf just like mine
So rheum and snot marks dont show easily
Vulcan Priest
I wont use Thieves Oil cited on principle
Yes natural self healing is the best
I pray to Vulcans bas relief and fast
Murtherio
Theres plenty gap far side to equalise
Ill sling the cord and bub there handily
It was a mercy kill by ma and pa
If born devoid of legs and dragging bum
Vulcan Priest
I couldve worshipped Molochs bollocks once
I wish I was insensitive like you
You clearly dont believe in tit for tat
Murtherio
I soak up grievous bodily assault
Go on punch my head hard Ill not avenge
A roundhouse see if I should even flinch
Call that a punch? I pity you old pal
You saw I rolled my head along your punch
So minimising injury to self
Vulcan Priest
I couldve punched you harder broken teeth
Murtherio
These front teeth arent mine per se I bought them
Black market sourced direct from battlefield
Vulcan Priest
You love pain isnt it proxy self harm?
Murtherio
Ive built up my pain threshhold over years
Why isnt suicide legal? As it is
Unfocused wreckless take collateral
Ive written Eznorb missals begging it
Im sick of melancholics starting riots
In taverns when they could bump own selves
If they cant pick on someone their own size
Vulcan Priest
I took you Vampire first time
The missing front teeth misinterpreted
Murtherio
Ive been the man in many tavern brawls
Ive nought to lose everything to gain
My pa died after virulent gangrene
My ma died swept along by thick mud flood
My sis died freakishly while cooking crow
God Vulcan couldnt make things worse I win

Approach Sol Vampire Abigail

Sol Vampire Abigail
Colloidal silver lotion worked a while
It shrunk the bubos down to half their size
But more sprang up on other areas grew
Im desperate please Murtherio sell me
Your recipe for Thieves Oil Ive got cash
Murtherio
Six green gold coins you offered arent enough
Sol Vampire Abigail
But I already know ingredients used
Cloves cinnamon rosemary lime and thyme
Murtherio
You missed colloidal gold you dont know heat
Or weight or sequence find twelve green gold coins
If not then I dont know you sweet young thing
Sol Vampire Abigail
Youre slippery in every sense of word--

Sol Vampire Abigail depart

Fairy Flamb
If I dont say myself so nice round bum
Poseidons luck this tridents rusted blunt
Vulcan Priest
Sol Vampire Abigail plague doctor is
She wears a leather beak with glass eye holes
A waterproof suit cloak cap boots and gloves
The beak holds garlic mint and lavender
As filter versus airborne black death germs
Her daisy necklace wreaks insecticide
If I could choose a heroine shed be that
Murtherio
Twelve green gold coins for Thieves Oil recipe
Or no deal oriental my bargaining
Vulcan Priest
But Abigails got such a heart of gold
Murtherio
Shes pretty thus I offer leniency
Else Id raise price in hindi bargaining--

Captain Glan
The pillory till veins turn varicose
And never falsehood from my thirsty mouth
Im loyal to memory of Eznorb yet
Prince Alan
The pillory roll here stake deep in turf
Youll tire of self aggrandisation in hours
Captain Glan
If I were your pas pup upon hind legs
You wouldnt hesitate to honour me
Prince Alan youre a brat Prince Alfred too
Prince Alan
If bumbling bureaucrat you were Id boo

Pillory on castor wheels rolled in by minions stakes and mallets in hands

Prince Alan
Though Im reluctant firms the sentencing
Earl Glaucus
I miss the old days even off days few
King Eznorb gobbling tansy tarts for health
Of realm expelling latest worms
Enough to ward off rare insanity
Trill Esquire
Id call it harmless hissy fit if asked
Prince Alan
My brother busied nods it slap on wrist
You didnt crouch to do up your boot lace
Your rudeness out of character in court
Captain Glan
Mine pillory and never glory hole
Trill Esquire
I would shrug when theyd slur him knucklehead
Captain Glan
King Eznorb who young took on majesty
A boy he was when his pa passed away
His pa afflicted by a cankered throat
Electrifying the church spires everywhere
And banking lightning in green gold coins
For spiritual enlightenment and more
Electrifying the groves of countryside
For produce of massive magnitude
Just some of many wonders he imposed
I could go on the betterments a list
Suffice to speak Im loyal to him alone
Prince Alan
Yes pa and uncle Revlis were a team
To eulogize their great earth batteries
And atmospheric spires impeccable
Come my loyal minions well done thus we leave
Earl Glaucus
Ill offer prayers to Vulcan dear old pal
Beyond human understanding is your case
I empathise entirely wince your stance
Prince Alan is stubborn once his minds made up
We cant abandon perfect past for ifs
Youth will depreciate quickly future times
Captain Glan
ll meditate and nap the cloud shall pass
I weaseled out of forced apology--

Your highness borne in honest truth I swear
On brightest future beckoning the realm
Your healing halo radiates potent power
Prince Alan
What gibberish might else be from your maw?
Captain Glan
I practise platitudes you may pick one
Prince Alan
You served my papa Eznorb many years
Id give you heads up on such good account
Except that now is now where then was then
Earl Catar
Would you expound abuse you offered Glan?
Trill Esquire
I cant recall abuse if any cast
At least deliberately done to harm
Its not the first event of brinkmanship
A slight misunderstanding short ago
I had with good King Eznorb ended up
With me accepting slap of upper arm
Glan smirked and king hit cauliflowered my ear
The magnification was improvised
Captain Glan
I served his majesty whose faculties
Time has diminished dirty work plain sight
Prince Alan
And did old Eznorb roll up his shirt sleeves?
Trill Esquire
He winked at Glanwell after Glan king hit
There was a nasty rumour doing court round
That my gold eye patch was Cupids plectrum called
That it signed my wifes glory hole in play
I flapped my palm in front my open mouth
Like this my fingers flat and closed as one
To stifle yawns at urban planning bill
Prince Alan
If only courtiers were all that polite
This is not going Glans way let me explain
You've both served our realm excellent loyal deeds
In separate yet equal kinds of strife
Glan you took down a rogue redoubt alone
Trill you took down a foreign ship off coast
Glan I beg to proffer Trill was opportune
He manned the crows nest high looked down his nose
Upon the cheeky galleon merely yelled ahoy
By time he scaled down from crows nest alarmed
The enemy crew was defeated whole
Captain Trill I boarded last I dragged some booty back
Id dodged a cannon ball in crows nest stuck
Captain Glan
He took head out once from a glory hole
Its scarcely bravery to self preserve
Earl Catar
A handy coast guard privateer hes proved
Prince Alan
My pas new brain infirmity aside
I must correct wrong deeds in name of realm
Glan youll serve one full day in pillory
Thats twenty four hours by the waterclock
Ensconce him minions lock his hands and head
Your sentence light since youre such denizen--

Revealing less of torso shaven skin
Prince Alan
Own up what sticks the source of argument?
Trill Esquire
This captain whom Id pity otherwise
Assails poor me with bold antagonism
His beard expels in spittle slander huge
Captain Glan
I now denounce you hissing soft c snake
You lisping academic libertine
Prince Alan
Calm down Glan catch breath wheres your self respect?
I ask once more what caused the argument?
Captain Glan
The butch comes short in every fine regard
He offers sleet not snow he offers spark
Not fire he offers crumbs not bun he flops
As parrot supernatural in tone
Earl Catar
Are you on brink of pure insanity?
Captain Glan
What minor phrase Ive bellowed rankles you?
Were polar opposites at odds in views
Earl Catar
Why do you overreact if unamused?
Captain Glan
He pulls cuck faces like a closet queer
He smirks teeth ear to ear as if a drag
Earl Catar
In sadness Eznorb never banned dress sense
Afraid I cant see his flamboyance as lewd
Look trepidation holds not arrogance
In his eyes pirate costume theme aside
Prince Alan
Show us your gilded eyepatch evidence
Captain Glan
The eye patch advertises glory hole
Earl Catar
Youre not as popular as you believe
A bullys tolerated witness mute
Trill Esquire
Im whats called a pretty boy in prime
Since when has uxury been felony?
Prince Alan
Hes petty where youre fussy stop crap now
Earl Catar
I pity pretty much the both of you
Prince Alan
This sort of fellow seeks out easy wins
A weakling chanced alone his victim ends
He weeds out weakness socially aware
In his opinion marginalizes
He bullies verbally his horn book clear
He does the dirty work half recognized
He pummels targets fury emphasised
Ill champion seeming weakling Trill this hour
Ive heard respectful titters when hes gone
That hes a peacock overdressed and bright
Yet only Glan slams Troll for lack of style
Earl Catar
Glan must be penalised informally
Else talk of him in front of him is rude--

That youre a pocket mirror pouting ponce
That youre a backstabbing bootlicking blank
That youre a runt whos crowded out at sow
That youre a pass around at ballot box
Deny and Ill cuff more cauliflowers to ears
Esquire Trill
Is not the fact I heard you out proof
An olive branch I relegate to you
Though vulgar youre familiar I defer
Captain Glan
To be expected from a cuckold voyeur
Next youll claim faulty memory serves you
Come crack ribs just the same one quick bear hug
I swear off cauliflower ear Eznorb style
We must duel soon prolong your misery
Ill dice your toes in sport blood red bone white
Trill Esquire
My tinkle toes are so popular
Whole star fort phalanxes would rescue me
On hearing them ring out distressed and sweet
I will accept your challenge lightly dressed
Just name the hour and day Ill second it
Ill champion my wifes honour fortified
She runs her glory hole anonymised
That I bent over while tying up shoe lace
On tinkle shoe in front of our good king
Instead of crouching wont occur again
Captain Glan
You showed your bum to majesty in court
Trill Esquire
In court few say Ive got a scrawny bum
While others say I dont have any bum

Approach Prince Alan Prince Alfred Sol Vampire Adeline and minions

Sol Vampire Adeline
Why stand you close? Is it some kill or kiss?
Prince Alan
Explain and stand apart as citizens
Captain Glan
That things a marshmallow for toasting fit
Above the cooling lava Id shelve it
You cant be too refined in mannerism
Earl Catar
To shout is legal but much frowned upon
How did this confrontation come to pass?
Prince Alfred
Cool off or face remand imprisonment
Glan how arrived your conflict? do profess
Trill Esquire
Im out of puff and my knees knock leave off
Captain Glan
If youd crapped your hose on sight of me
Id grant impressed a temporary pass
An imposter are you clothes horse disguised
The mercer mummified you colorful
He sold you breathless leaving prints inch thick
Trill Esquire
Bespoke I am in pirate kit Im dressed
Captain Glan
A fisherman as well could knit your knots--

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