Prince Alan
Bullheaded Glan is yoked in pillory
Eznorb
Then hell reapply for job as my wing man
Captain Glan
I bite and scratch if cornered spit if caged
I gorge on signal crayfish common quirk
Im silent advocate in nods and winks
I boil down epithets to finger thrusts
I pass on info when the gloves are kid
I square off soldier more than capable
And last if not least stuck I grind away
Ezmorb
Then Glan how do you summarise yourself?
Captain Glan
A heart of gold and foil to majesty
Eznorb
You pass Id wear your rough shot silk as shirt
Prince Alan
He snorts his hoof scrapes back the bailey turf
Clown That Glan in pillory is beyond a yoke
Prince Alan
Go on ahead unlock the maisonette
Clown
Theres just the one big gold key none escapes
Clown depart
Eznorb
Might you have something more moot meant for me?
Captain Glan
I want to do more work inside my tank
As captain once the dark clouds break apart
Eznorb
Youll bend the rules I take on my behalf?
Captain Glan
As Vulcan God of tools is witness sworn
Eznorb
How many rounds of sun have you now gone?
Captain Glan
Ive sweated forty summers rounded up
Ive shivered forty winters rounded down
Enough Im old to suck a veiny tit
The nipple flush in fluff uncertified
Ill mouth in joy dry nurse indifferent
Eznorb
Then lead my stripped down retinue youve passed
Prince Alan
Yes well spring him one day one night from now
Glan wont be asked to testify at all
Pa Eznorb youve done worse than clip an ear
Eznorb
Whats my old jester up to presently?
Bring him in pronto minion his voice counts
Step forward minion
Minion
I shall find Bobo out your majesty
Eznorb
A waiting list rough diamond I intend
To hire as my new jester should
Cracked Jester Bobo catch a poisoning
Wholl back out issuing platitudes if pressed
The green potatoes his refresher course
Its such a hoot and just how many times
Must I ask company of jester mine?
Prince Alan
Move Eznorb on to house arrest you men
Eznorb
Where roosts the half baked magpie? Whats going on?
Clown
Your public estimation sinks still lower
Hes one beer jug away from boozing pal
I could queef him my heel on his toe top
Eznorb
Thats overcooked imagination Clown
You speak from jealous spite you lack his wit
Clown
This gold key speaks on my behalf no joke--