That youre a pocket mirror pouting ponce
That youre a backstabbing bootlicking blank
That youre a runt whos crowded out at sow
That youre a pass around at ballot box
Deny and Ill cuff more cauliflowers to ears
Esquire Trill
Is not the fact I heard you out proof
An olive branch I relegate to you
Though vulgar youre familiar I defer
Captain Glan
To be expected from a cuckold voyeur
Next youll claim faulty memory serves you
Come crack ribs just the same one quick bear hug
I swear off cauliflower ear Eznorb style
We must duel soon prolong your misery
Ill dice your toes in sport blood red bone white
Trill Esquire
My tinkle toes are so popular
Whole star fort phalanxes would rescue me
On hearing them ring out distressed and sweet
I will accept your challenge lightly dressed
Just name the hour and day Ill second it
Ill champion my wifes honour fortified
She runs her glory hole anonymised
That I bent over while tying up shoe lace
On tinkle shoe in front of our good king
Instead of crouching wont occur again
Captain Glan
You showed your bum to majesty in court
Trill Esquire
In court few say Ive got a scrawny bum
While others say I dont have any bum
Approach Prince Alan Prince Alfred Sol Vampire Adeline and minions
Sol Vampire Adeline
Why stand you close? Is it some kill or kiss?
Prince Alan
Explain and stand apart as citizens
Captain Glan
That things a marshmallow for toasting fit
Above the cooling lava Id shelve it
You cant be too refined in mannerism
Earl Catar
To shout is legal but much frowned upon
How did this confrontation come to pass?
Prince Alfred
Cool off or face remand imprisonment
Glan how arrived your conflict? do profess
Trill Esquire
Im out of puff and my knees knock leave off
Captain Glan
If youd crapped your hose on sight of me
Id grant impressed a temporary pass
An imposter are you clothes horse disguised
The mercer mummified you colorful
He sold you breathless leaving prints inch thick
Trill Esquire
Bespoke I am in pirate kit Im dressed
Captain Glan
A fisherman as well could knit your knots--