Captain Glan
The pillory till veins turn varicose
And never falsehood from my thirsty mouth
Im loyal to memory of Eznorb yet
Prince Alan
The pillory roll here stake deep in turf
Youll tire of self aggrandisation in hours
Captain Glan
If I were your pas pup upon hind legs
You wouldnt hesitate to honour me
Prince Alan youre a brat Prince Alfred too
Prince Alan
If bumbling bureaucrat you were Id boo
Pillory on castor wheels rolled in by minions stakes and mallets in hands
Prince Alan
Though Im reluctant firms the sentencing
Earl Glaucus
I miss the old days even off days few
King Eznorb gobbling tansy tarts for health
Of realm expelling latest worms
Enough to ward off rare insanity
Trill Esquire
Id call it harmless hissy fit if asked
Prince Alan
My brother busied nods it slap on wrist
You didnt crouch to do up your boot lace
Your rudeness out of character in court
Captain Glan
Mine pillory and never glory hole
Trill Esquire
I would shrug when theyd slur him knucklehead
Captain Glan
King Eznorb who young took on majesty
A boy he was when his pa passed away
His pa afflicted by a cankered throat
Electrifying the church spires everywhere
And banking lightning in green gold coins
For spiritual enlightenment and more
Electrifying the groves of countryside
For produce of massive magnitude
Just some of many wonders he imposed
I could go on the betterments a list
Suffice to speak Im loyal to him alone
Prince Alan
Yes pa and uncle Revlis were a team
To eulogize their great earth batteries
And atmospheric spires impeccable
Come my loyal minions well done thus we leave
Earl Glaucus
Ill offer prayers to Vulcan dear old pal
Beyond human understanding is your case
I empathise entirely wince your stance
Prince Alan is stubborn once his minds made up
We cant abandon perfect past for ifs
Youth will depreciate quickly future times
Captain Glan
ll meditate and nap the cloud shall pass
I weaseled out of forced apology--