You look as pale as if Noc Vampire kind
Sol Vampire Abigail
The crude volcanic blasts are sign of end
The stinking sulfur clouds obscuring sun
Are creating habitat Noc Vampires love
If we Sol Vampires are inclined to burn
In sunshine they Noc vampires are inclined
To burn in lightning flash to tan and peel
Well here we stand my sister dear we pair
Against what idle fortune throws at us
Sol Vampire Adeline
You fixed so many sick folk struck by plague
With medicine I voiced philosophy
That body self heals if its sanitised
Black plague is just the latest social ill
In line with tuberculosis and flu
Sol Vampire Abigail
Have you seen our pa recently on stroll?
Sol Vampire Adeline
I spotted our Earl Glaucus stretching arms
But moments previously he stood just here
Sol Vampire Abigail
You chatted happily you two did you?
Sol Vampire Adeline
As little possibly about his horse
The wear of metal shoes on gravel road
Sol Vampire Abigail
It wouldve been the dreariest same old riff
Did awkward words spring out at you prim cant
Suggesting set of mind on serious stuff?
Sol Vampire Adeline
Should we lace his beef gravy suppertime
Induce a diarrhea make him fart and poop
Should we prank him with squirts of castor oil?
Sol Vampire Abigail
Misunderstanding here holds certainly
Im not against revenge in principal
I would be up for such a mud flood gush
Sol Vampire Adeline
His eyes are blood shot from the drinking binge
I plead you stay away from him awhile
Till his frown fades his rancour perishes
Id worry much should your head strike his fist
Let him recover from the hangover
The prank concerning castor oil shall wait
I pray thats everything up front sis dear
My dormitory is yours till he calms
Sol Vampire Abigail
I lost one patient she succumbed to plague
Afore I could lance balm and cauterise
Colloidal silver shrivelled bubos down
Relapse heart breaking brink of cure success
To weep is unprofessional response
Thieves Oil might be our last survival chance
Sol Vampire Adeline
Then carry knucklehead no new word
Confirm support dispel the nervousness
As ever my eyes idle have your back
Depart Sol Vampire Abigail
Sol Vampire Adeline
I met the Black Witch at sally port
Through portcullis she gave me water drops
Pure water drops that subtly damage eyes
Ill end our bureaucrat his quill and ink--