3 Dimensional Interactive Movies

Earl Catar
Were men of gold and Trills a privateer
In puffery of empire foe to realm
I was made earl for bravely holding ground
Captain Glan
Ill treat the boring specious punishment
As holiday and pray to martyrs past
Ill meditate on heart and lungs at work
Around the clock miraculous and loyal
Earl Catar
Doing nought is no thing go ask heart and lungs
I leave you pal Im flummoxed just for now

Earl Catar depart

Act 1 Scene 3

A belching garbage volcano
Murtherio Vulcan Priest and Fairy Flamb tipping corpses into crater using coal shovels and trident

Vulcan Priest chants

Return to Vulcan fuel his least desires
Recycle human atoms shovelled fires

Murtherio
The cemeteries are chock full of stiffs
They lie in stacks their bellies swollen up
Im glad to help you do the dirty work
Vulcan Priest
The margins low but theres no tax enforced
The doctors keep the gig upon the quiet
I barter services for goods as gifts
Murtherio
The census doesnt cover everyone
The stillborn comatose or paralysed
I should increase the fee one green gold coin
Inflation blamed it wouldnt burden them
But civic duties beg honorarium rates
You knelt in prayer to Vulcan next to me
In Nickel Star Fort chapel sealing fate
If Mount Coff  I employ cremation kiln
And Mount Grist I employ a parboil vent
Then sausages arent cannibal small goods
Then Mount Grist profits large are mine untouched
Vulcan Priest
Ill open my horn wallet wait a bit
Murtherio
Heres mine it crackles static folded out
Vulcan Priest
All Ive got are four Queen Pomp green gold coins
Im sorry wax that seals them is thinned down
Murtherio
What Queen Pomp saw in Eznorb I dont know
But she loaned pretty profile stamped on coins
Vulcan Priest
This crater could explode just like the rest
I somehow know it the best end of me
A worm I feel patrols the left ventricle
Of my heart happily destroying my soul
Murtherio
That or dark miasma breathed in martyrs you
Raise your scarf back upon your scabby nose
You shouldve picked a black scarf just like mine
So rheum and snot marks dont show easily
Vulcan Priest
I wont use Thieves Oil cited on principle
Yes natural self healing is the best
I pray to Vulcans bas relief and fast
Murtherio
Theres plenty gap far side to equalise
Ill sling the cord and bub there handily
It was a mercy kill by ma and pa
If born devoid of legs and dragging bum
Vulcan Priest
I couldve worshipped Molochs bollocks once
I wish I was insensitive like you
You clearly dont believe in tit for tat
Murtherio
I soak up grievous bodily assault
Go on punch my head hard Ill not avenge
A roundhouse see if I should even flinch
Call that a punch? I pity you old pal
You saw I rolled my head along your punch
So minimising injury to self
Vulcan Priest
I couldve punched you harder broken teeth
Murtherio
These front teeth arent mine per se I bought them
Black market sourced direct from battlefield
Vulcan Priest
You love pain isnt it proxy self harm?
Murtherio
Ive built up my pain threshhold over years
Why isnt suicide legal? As it is
Unfocused wreckless take collateral
Ive written Eznorb missals begging it
Im sick of melancholics starting riots
In taverns when they could bump own selves
If they cant pick on someone their own size
Vulcan Priest
I took you Vampire first time
The missing front teeth misinterpreted
Murtherio
Ive been the man in many tavern brawls
Ive nought to lose everything to gain
My pa died after virulent gangrene
My ma died swept along by thick mud flood
My sis died freakishly while cooking crow
God Vulcan couldnt make things worse I win

Approach Sol Vampire Abigail

Sol Vampire Abigail
Colloidal silver lotion worked a while
It shrunk the bubos down to half their size
But more sprang up on other areas grew
Im desperate please Murtherio sell me
Your recipe for Thieves Oil Ive got cash
Murtherio
Six green gold coins you offered arent enough
Sol Vampire Abigail
But I already know ingredients used
Cloves cinnamon rosemary lime and thyme
Murtherio
You missed colloidal gold you dont know heat
Or weight or sequence find twelve green gold coins
If not then I dont know you sweet young thing
Sol Vampire Abigail
Youre slippery in every sense of word--

Sol Vampire Abigail depart

Fairy Flamb
If I dont say myself so nice round bum
Poseidons luck this tridents rusted blunt
Vulcan Priest
Sol Vampire Abigail plague doctor is
She wears a leather beak with glass eye holes
A waterproof suit cloak cap boots and gloves
The beak holds garlic mint and lavender
As filter versus airborne black death germs
Her daisy necklace wreaks insecticide
If I could choose a heroine shed be that
Murtherio
Twelve green gold coins for Thieves Oil recipe
Or no deal oriental my bargaining
Vulcan Priest
But Abigails got such a heart of gold
Murtherio
Shes pretty thus I offer leniency
Else Id raise price in hindi bargaining--