Sol Vampire Adeline
Look its my pa upon his way Ill faint
Ive been abroad as scholar many years
Your face I find familiar who are you?
Trill Esquire
Trill I pioneered the canon ball
You were a waif a brace of years ago
I speak Tartarian passing well might you?
Sol Vampire Adeline
Tartarian patois tops the bucket list
Trill Esquire
Impractical and full of energy
We thinkers pick up tongues in foreign ports
I reccommend blood ships employ to you
Their crews are always short staffed they lack skill
Approach Earl Glaucus
Earl Glaucus
May Vulcan grant you good health one and all
Trill Esquire
King Eznorb clipped me then Knob punched me too
Slammed me a cauliflower ear own accord
Earl Glaucus
Its red and raw and swelling is pursuant
I didnt see that king hit Im surprised
At its success the punch and clip one two
Realm hero track at distance dozen yards
Do not approach him Eznorbs not himself
Deficient manners his report right back
Trill Esquire
You havent heard then Eznorbs fugitive
Knobs stuck in pillory deserved old news
Earl Glaucus
Speak louder dear Trill through volcano roar
Trill Esquire
The purr and trill Vulcanians much admired
World over total civilization
Ill never fart and fart Im no mud pool
Depart Trill Esquire
Sol Vampire Adeline
I beg you just forgive her those loud threats
Are plotless exclamations growls annoying
As family we have to censor rants
Outside community need never know
Earl Glaucus
Remorse precedes a pardon not till then
Might my truant daughter get a second chance
Prince Alan certainly will banish her
Shell wind up feral creature cower in wild
Its just as well we have a protocol
To cool us down the magistrates to fix
Sol Vampire Adeline
When I said Id not be participant
She threw her hands up saying thats more for me
A shot of coffee could knock you out now
You eat too much your body is abused
I feel as sorry faced by vagabonds
Earl Glaucus
Hear me theres no bad blood twixt sisters true
An opportunist criminal whos bent
On staging cruel unwitnessed patricide
I muse her manners momentarily
And grab at air as if her scruff of neck
Drum roll
And do you hear the slow drum triple rolls?
The signature of Prince Alan thumped out
Ill place not wanted posters countrywide
Prince Alan champion so doing tilt of crown
The heir apparent set in public mind
No Eznorb wont bust our prince down to duke--