Eznorb
Ironic how I created it and more
The four room prison meant for hostages
Initial maisonette for child king Rux
The ransom forty bricks of silver paid
Reluctantly so ending armistice
He got a decent education here
In algebra and trigonometry
Alas the Arctic dam collapse drowned him
With million fellow Arctians decade past
My pa replaced great dreams of empire then
Their mud flood state turned fathom thick bog
The mental empire inner man our course
Our propaganda life of luxury
Clown
Your pa learnt from mistakes that others made
Six small dams safer than one massive dam
Each morning first I pat the feather bed
Then click the lever springs and hidden hinge
Check order over sty of toilet pigs
Eznorb
The toilet safe as rules of ransom ask
The silver seat and funnel over grate
Clown
Your brother Revlis figured Babylonians
Reverse designed the flushing toilet pipes
Eznorb
Historic site this long drop pan antique
Clown
The plaque lists hostage turds whove been and gone
Your jester wasnt ever popular
Here silent slapstick humbly overrides
Youll find me timeless mummer classic laugh
Eznorb
I dont like fart jokes keep your bum cheeks shut
Stomp your large boots as prior well out of sight
Im much alarmed why is Bobo not here?
Clown
The toilet pigs have ceased to grunt their pangs
Of hunger something strange is happening
Eznorb
Youre slow a palace coup is under way
Clown
No Saturn ate his own kids youre on call
You lavished on sons inch they divvied mile
Eznorb
Compared to Saturn stand I imbecile
Is not sows piece de resistance her runt?
My sons small minded both ruin appetite
Identify me whats my soul in rank?
Minion
Youre worth your pa plus green gold coins untold
Eznorb
You rogue the minions here through motions go
Ill reintroduce myself as king boiled down
Clown
Youre full of just yourself get in Ill lock
Minion
Hes brandy shots his sons just kegs of wine

Eznorb slaps minion on back and moves into maisonette cell

Eznorb
No hard feelings mouser put in front of lion
Clown
I like a slapstick back slap numbs the mind
Eznorb Arent we more pals now my crowns swiped off me?
Clown
The abdication was postponed five times
A flood a border stoush a lightning strike
A broken bridge and three tornado sweeps

Approach Prince Alfred

Clown chants
He who detests his mould
Shall toast it once grown old

Prince Alfred
Ive been inspecting rimmed coins minted new
Theyd stop coin clippers shrinking currency
Eznorb
Electroplated supplements in banks
Powered by cathedral spires work fine as is
Folks fingerprints erode else green gold coins
Youve overemphasised the counterfeits
Theres no escaping fair wear fair tear son
Prince Alfred
Ill take coins public central bank is out
No more green gold shall gold and silver part
A world exchange shall be our capital
Eznorb
A big stone signals avocado sweet
Prince Alfred
Youve put off abdication once too often
Youve got to go your jester too when found
Youve earned indefinite remand ex king
Eznorb
Do you jail your pa who created you?
Can I believe my son so disloyal in mind?
Prince Alfred
Give up extremities those swings of mood
For mothers precious memory unspoilt
Excuse theres master coins to be weighed true
Eznorb
The shock of beard gone quickly grey to white
In mourning mother his folk comprehend
Yet who speaks witness when factoids fade
Is not my gait more stiff and tentative?
Is not my voice more deep and gravelly?
Are not my eyes more glazed and sunken down?
Have not my ears and nose grown larger yet?
Perhaps I fade unscythed with earls my age
And blindspots are framed by glaucoma gunk
Bah prove me wrong explain my situation
Yell any soul who might I be just now--

Prince Alan
Bullheaded Glan is yoked in pillory
Eznorb
Then hell reapply for job as my wing man
Captain Glan
I bite and scratch if cornered spit if caged
I gorge on signal crayfish common quirk
Im silent advocate in nods and winks
I boil down epithets to finger thrusts
I pass on info when the gloves are kid
I square off soldier more than capable
And last if not least stuck I grind away
Ezmorb
Then Glan how do you summarise yourself?
Captain Glan
A heart of gold and foil to majesty
Eznorb
You pass Id wear your rough shot silk as shirt
Prince Alan
He snorts his hoof scrapes back the bailey turf
Clown That Glan in pillory is beyond a yoke
Prince Alan
Go on ahead unlock the maisonette
Clown
Theres just the one big gold key none escapes

Clown depart

Eznorb
Might you have something more moot meant for me?
Captain Glan
I want to do more work inside my tank
As captain once the dark clouds break apart
Eznorb
Youll bend the rules I take on my behalf?
Captain Glan
As Vulcan God of tools is witness sworn
Eznorb
How many rounds of sun have you now gone?
Captain Glan
Ive sweated forty summers rounded up
Ive shivered forty winters rounded down
Enough Im old to suck a veiny tit
The nipple flush in fluff uncertified
Ill mouth in joy dry nurse indifferent
Eznorb
Then lead my stripped down retinue youve passed
Prince Alan
Yes well spring him one day one night from now
Glan wont be asked to testify at all
Pa Eznorb youve done worse than clip an ear
Eznorb
Whats my old jester up to presently?
Bring him in pronto minion his voice counts

Step forward minion

Minion
I shall find Bobo out your majesty
Eznorb
A waiting list rough diamond I intend
To hire as my new jester should
Cracked Jester Bobo catch a poisoning
Wholl back out issuing platitudes if pressed
The green potatoes his refresher course
Its such a hoot and just how many times
Must I ask company of jester mine?
Prince Alan
Move Eznorb on to house arrest you men
Eznorb
Where roosts the half baked magpie? Whats going on?
Clown
Your public estimation sinks still lower
Hes one beer jug away from boozing pal
I could queef him my heel on his toe top
Eznorb
Thats overcooked imagination Clown
You speak from jealous spite you lack his wit
Clown
This gold key speaks on my behalf no joke--

Was every other hour came new report
Of his cantankerous activity
Demanding higher yields from the first gold mines
And rubber stamping new titanium bits
If hed gone senile slowly Id then cry
But not allow free pass to further ruin
Minion
They say that misery craves company
Prince Alfred
I tell you I miss my ma just as much
Fear fervent follows him Ive heard of plague
The craters quake the realm from core to cone
Its ages since he steered a rout or stoush
His innovations ancient history
The lightning rods and cables fabulous
In agricultural efficiency
A rise in living standards subsequent
Minion
The dinner grows cold my lord should I serve?
Prince Alfred
I like reheat crunch appetite can wait

Scene 4
The upper bailey
Captain Glan still in pillory

Approach sword drawn Prince Alan in chains Eznorb in crowd of minions

Eznorb
Who on earth might you be? self quantify
Captain Glan
A torso limbs and head your majesty
If you look rudely closely cut me up
Eznorb
Explain yourself intent towards me is what?
Captain Glan
Im self explanatory I adore
Words bluntly spoken sequitur of faith
I fill in petty facts of pedantry--

Revised sonnet #1338

In name remains the main street mainly mall
The feral parrot peeps are rather lame
As freedom fighters spoilt they overcame
They perch upon a parish graveyard wall
A herring gull in scavenge strips the haul
The fast food chicken scraps of fry or flame
It nibbles no two birds exactly game
Thats gull eat chook in leafy urban sprawl
Albino pigeons pass as doves in flock
The bible connotations seem a stretch
The buskers overpaid yet deemed a wretch
The busiest shop is where you buy and hock
Our homestay sashayed by took flurried flight
I miss a freckled nose thighs white as white
Chorus flight soar wing

A pa whos smug and indolent in stance
A sister ankle deep in dread disease
And remedy too fussed to pedal back
And see intrigue and panic wide afoot
And how already rough rides she repute
Societal ruin seems goal on medics oath
Disaster spawns its heroes who fight it
But nominally they owe own lives to it
My sister heals some never ever all
Enough to burnish reputation bright
The while I wither from the folks esteem
I Adeline though just as capable
As certified by university
I speak a dozen languages there learnt
The realm requires one such fluent diplomat
To broker peace amongst the scrapping states
A gallant girl in gab inflecting nuance
A sharp translation shuttling back and forth
Yet now we suffer epidemic fresh
And even hostile states grant quarantine
Our trade in gold has been dwindled down
to half
I love my sisters clever mind and skills
Yet few successes come of healing plants
Codependency installed I shall shame her
The body heals itself if given chance
And pas great palace could turn sanctuary
Its colonnades are engines driving air
The stale and toxic breath cant linger there
Such nonsense where she cordons off abodes
And paints red crosses over doors of sick
Imprisons them blanched and medicated much
The black plague spreads from city block to block
I fear shell be made scapegoat larger scale
Ill spook our pa straight into charity
The palace shall he make a quarantine
Thus Vulcan I take your long silence yes

Depart Sol Vampire Adeline

A balcony on Eznorbs keep

Approach Prince Alan and minion

Prince Alan
Are you sure absolutely that pa clipped
The clowns ear just for staring Bobo down?
Minion
I saw him smack I cringed in sympathy
It was an odd impulsive punishment
Ill add you didnt hear a word from me
Prince Alan
A provocation stands as wickedness--

You look as pale as if Noc Vampire kind
Sol Vampire Abigail
The crude volcanic blasts are sign of end
The stinking sulfur clouds obscuring sun
Are creating habitat Noc Vampires love
If we Sol Vampires are inclined to burn
In sunshine they Noc vampires are inclined
To burn in lightning flash to tan and peel
Well here we stand my sister dear we pair
Against what idle fortune throws at us
Sol Vampire Adeline
You fixed so many sick folk struck by plague
With medicine I voiced philosophy
That body self heals if its sanitised
Black plague is just the latest social ill
In line with tuberculosis and flu
Sol Vampire Abigail
Have you seen our pa recently on stroll?
Sol Vampire Adeline
I spotted our Earl Glaucus stretching arms
But moments previously he stood just here
Sol Vampire Abigail
You chatted happily you two did you?
Sol Vampire Adeline
As little possibly about his horse
The wear of metal shoes on gravel road
Sol Vampire Abigail
It wouldve been the dreariest same old riff
Did awkward words spring out at you prim cant
Suggesting set of mind on serious stuff?
Sol Vampire Adeline
Should we lace his beef gravy suppertime
Induce a diarrhea make him fart and poop
Should we prank him with squirts of castor oil?
Sol Vampire Abigail
Misunderstanding here holds certainly
Im not against revenge in principal
I would be up for such a mud flood gush
Sol Vampire Adeline
His eyes are blood shot from the drinking binge
I plead you stay away from him awhile
Till his frown fades his rancour perishes
Id worry much should your head strike his fist
Let him recover from the hangover
The prank concerning castor oil shall wait
I pray thats everything up front sis dear
My dormitory is yours till he calms
Sol Vampire Abigail
I lost one patient she succumbed to plague
Afore I could lance balm and cauterise
Colloidal silver shrivelled bubos down
Relapse heart breaking brink of cure success
To weep is unprofessional response
Thieves Oil might be our last survival chance
Sol Vampire Adeline
Then carry knucklehead no new word
Confirm support dispel the nervousness
As ever my eyes idle have your back

Depart Sol Vampire Abigail

Sol Vampire Adeline
I met the Black Witch at sally port
Through portcullis she gave me water drops
Pure water drops that subtly damage eyes
Ill end our bureaucrat his quill and ink--

Earl Catar
It would reflect upon us horribly
The slightest hint of patricide in air
Ill tell Prince Alan shes misguided just
Hell snuff out all her failing remedies
Hes ever been a reasonable boy
Sol Vampire Adeline
Much thanks for generosity I thrive
Through wealth extracted by my pa and ma
Mine luxury life academic bent
The prejudice against female scholars cracked
You bribed and wheedled me a situation
In university barred otherwise
Earl Catar
I love my daughters equally in spades
Her practised medicine a doctor makes
Your pure philosophy a doctor makes
Youll organise an eavesdrop common ground
Sol Vampire Adeline
I shall seek her along tower parapet
At earliest opportunity perceived
Earl Catar
What strange experiences have taken hold
The jester has been made a confidante
Up is down down is up and back is front
It will cost nothing calm your sister down
The moon draws water trapped in human blood
A super blue moon slinks above tonight
The minds eye has great faith in king tides too
Theyve got an odd way when theyre putting right
Sol Vampire Abigail
Eruption by volcano obscures all
With smokey clouds for us Sol Vampires yuck
But our Noc Vampire cousins might detect
An opportunity to dominate
Earl Catar
The Vampire Knight stays here in honest faith
Electric sword and fasces stowed for him
Beneath guard key and lock in armoury
I fear not damage from that avenue
King Eznorbs abdication was long planned
But overmined gold seams are his undoing
Infestation of rivers ponds and lakes
By ruthless signal crayfish introduced
The fish farm feral escapees his fault
A few years since he did the public good
His fountains aquaducts and dams old news

Earl Catar departs

Sol Vampire Adeline
So Vulcan wheres the mud flood wished on sis?
Earth battery in liquefaction surge
My sis seems indispensable in plague
I wish not pray as I love her a bit

Approach Sol Vampire Abigail

And here she comes as iron to magnet does
All sobs and fuddlement no energy
Ill further polarise against our pa
Sol Vampire Abigail
What stern thoughts occupy you sister dear?--

If accidentally on purpose fell
From dainty grip upon a bunch of them
When sonic blasts unhinged the shutters near
An invitation made to wrestling bout
A memorandum from colleagues abroad
The sister handily I scooped the lot
Earl Glaucus
More my eyes look the more rot they confirm
I ask what wicked lucky dip is that?
Sol Vampire Adeline
I give her benefit of doubt blame whim
Capped students boozers are unruly all
Exuberantly shes just letting off steam
In her prescriptions made against black death
A force of good she is Ill let doubt pass
Youre both my daughters excellent and sweet
Sol Vampire Adeline
Youre seeing it clearly now as false alarm
Earl Glaucus
This bit deciphers dead wood Im in pain
Yet youve both never razzed me face to face
Sol Vampire Adeline
Nor did we ever cuss you face to back
Transgression ominous if not as bad
Earl Glaucus
Ill write it off as menstrual oddity
To ponder criminality is nought
To challenge elders is to polarise
Ill worry next should she premeditate
Sol Vampire
We keep our ears to ground our backs to wall
Id like to take it prank on me a laugh
Earl Glaucus
Yes charmless camaraderie in play
Immaturity welcome overstaying
Sol Vampire Adeline
Ill set up eavesdrop put your mind at peace
Earl Glaucus
If shes a monster stuck in human form
Then she fits that category least one
Vampire 1 You start seeing stuff your hurt mind clarifies
Glaucus Against her pa who paid her tuition fees
I called in favours from old battle pals
I pulled so many strings to get her digs
Inside the university I paid
I paid in quintuple her tuition fees
Sol Vampire Adeline
You bought off one and every lecturer
Through intermediaries anonymous
You placed us both in same sorority
The Red Moth our badge though different wings
Earl Glaucus
The Vampire Knight would prove great company
Sol Vampire Adeline
He Vampire Knight and sis share common fault
Of cradling head gear under arms too much
His visor beak like her plague mask bill thus
As Vulcan frowns upon such fetishism--

Depart Sol Vampire Abigail

Approach Earl Glaucus

Sol Vampire Adeline cont
If dispossession could go either way
Id rig magnanimously her behalf
Inheritance as mine most mite less hers
Yet still that less being huge by peasant gauge

Approach Earl Glaucus

Earl Glaucus
That Knobs in pillory is qualified
The Vampire Knight evades as diplomat
The former king  put under house arrest
Zoo specimen par excellence the last
The raw deal rams home whimsical collapse
Sol Vampire Adeline
Id like the news presented everywhere
Glaucus
Whats stuck in your horn book improperly?
Sol Vampire Adeline
I only carry garbled messaging
Earl Glaucus
I bet the horn books are a passing craze
The black board will return in force youll see
The board and chalk the horn and pastel beat
You show integrity yes missive free
In front of me the explanation please
Sol Vampire Adeline
Whats simplest symbols light on memory
Earl Glaucus
You look embarrassed Ill decipher it
Ill set on my nose reading glasses now
Sol Vampire Adeline
Excuse me its nonensical a text
Its written rant from my dear scatty sis
I recognise the curl and cross as hers
Impetuous her calligraphy rough strokes
I have no doubt my sister scribbled that
As wreckless prank intent on eyes just mine
It burrs our aging pas hip arthritis
Hes pain in neck and simpers loud all night
We should put him to sleep end misery
Earl Glaucus
It says my brain is overhydrated
The remedy a tourniquet on neck
It says shell seize deceased estate from me
And further worse she brags of quackery
How she spreads black plague everywhere unchecked
And wants that epidemic named as hers
A mighty quacks incurable disease
Indiscriminate fortune poor or posh
Thats Abigails disease her fingers crossed
Earl Glaucus
Theres no quacks known for remedy how true
How did you intercept this? Which terrain?
Such instant who the herald was exclaim
Sol Vampire Adeline
A heroine she rates herself in such a mood
My sources must remain anonymous--

Approach Sol Vampire Adeline

Sol Vampire Abigail
The castle quakes I quiver resonant
Sol Vampire Adeline
Dear sis have you decided yet to scare
Our pa enough to make him soon retire?
Sol Vampire Abigail
The human body glorified by you
Does not exist as should he skip a snack
The dose dispersed not then might just kill him
Sol Vampire Adeline
So what? A misadventure then declared
Hes known a drunkard throughout the realm
If we infuse by stealth wood alcohol
In his decanter full of usual booze
The peat bog whiskey he delights to swill
If he goes blind and writhes on floor and yells
We come in force true peat bog whiskey down
His greedy throat sincerely cruel and kind
The latter flushes former from veins
And he regains his constitution cured
Hell thank us both and pledge a prize to us
Eternal gratitude award both of us
The prize his largest palace well receive
Well turn it hospital and sanctuary
Your black plague patience there well sanitise
Sol Vampire Abigail
Your plan is bold the realm is desperate
I have to say no dear sis too much risk
Sol Vampire Adeline
Have it your way sweet sis from Glaucus stray
Come drink with me a happy toast to youth
Of thirty proof birch Pixie Moonshine Dew
Sol Vampire Abigail
We are the future we love our young lives
Sis yes in shots a thirty proof birch soothes the nerves--

Arrear throne mute or squarely whimsical?
Eznorb
Emergency powers I hold certainly
Should jealous foe prove opportunistic
Prince Alan
You shall recant those footnotes blot out that ink
Eznorb
I shall abide them when and if required
Prince Alfred
You shall cross this and this all out
Eznorb
Let go of my arm I shall not amend
Prince Alfred
Then it shall jotted out be thus and thus
Your reputation neither here nor there
Prince Alan
Folk say youve abdicated already
Your widower grief has proven far too much
Eznorb
Did you boys not love your ma our lost queen?
Prince Alfred
She wont come back regardless loved or not
Eznorb I'm popular you cant jail me sons mean
Prince Alan
Youll live in hostage maisonette the nonce
The house arrest effective from now on
Eznorb
And will you not annihilate me here?
My earl go rouse my star fort special force
Earl Glaucus
I dont know where they are in disarray
I bide your boys and sixteen bars of gold
Eznorb
They stooped to bribery against their blood?
Then never ever were they spawn of mine
Prince Alan
You built this great realm from a city state
You cant wreak ruin upon supportive folk
The folk of late have suffered cataclysm
Outside the castle battled elements
Prince Alfred
Come fortune cataclysm I beg undone
For minions here performance bonuses

Act 1 Scene 5
Anteroom of Earl Glaucus guest redoubt

Approach Sol Vampire Adeline with hornbook and missive

Sol Vampire Adeline
You parasites are perfect personnel
I make your guidelines rules and laws my own
Why should I stand in siblings shadow stuck
Because dear mama was of peasant stock?
Does not Glaucus love me equally?--

Earl Catar
Their source my side grandfather I  can swear
And daughter mine know you this fellow fine?
Sol Vampire Adeline
I know him from a portrait pinned to wall
And titled brilliant name escapes me yet
Earl Catar
Hes Haemo Vampire Knight ambassador
To realm from bogs of southern Tartary
In favour lately guest of majesty
Sol Vampire Adeline
Its such a small world then if I slipped past
Earl Catar
Consider him a part of our sharp clique
King Eznorbs firmed acquaintance he in trade
Vampire Knight Haemo
Im up and coming lean on me in strait
Sol Vampire Adeline
Ive lots to learn in practicality
Earl Catar
Shes mastered seven foreign languages
Shes steeped in all philosophy as well
But hold on Eznorb now approaches us
Vampire Knight Haemo
And his sons their intent is treacherous

Approach Eznorb from stairs Prince Alan and Prince Alfred from corridor
Horn blast volcano rumble

Eznorb
Approach loyal sons your loving papa calls
Earl Catar
Well keep observer status aside set off
My learned daughter we are less involved
Theres spy holes drilled above volcano isle

Earl Catar and Sol Vampire Adeline retreat to rear of mural room divider

Eznorb
Well take succession plan from chalk to ink
Are we in general agreement now?
Prince Alan and Prince Alfred
We are we are your greatest majesty
Eznorb
Wheres my wing man Knob whos to cosign it?
Prince Alan
I dont know pa I thought he was with you
Earl Catar
The abdication is no laughing stuff
Eznorb
Well plug on its a family affair
Agreed we split in two our current realm
From north to south as if two wedges hewn
Aimed down at all potential enemies
Untimely death of Queen P in lava floe
Has turned my grey beard white in agony
Im not myself one week past widower made
Prince Alan
This river island I do claim as mine
Prince Alfred
This border forest I shall slash back mine
Eznorb
Give voice to your entirely clever mind
Vampire Knight Haemo
But everyone can read my honest thoughts
Eznorb
This is royal court of realm speech pedantry
Prince Alan
And when you abdicate will you pull strings--

Act 1 Scene 4

Approach Vampire Knight Haemo and Earl Catar

Vampire Knight Haemo
I thought King Eznorb was unbiased and fair
Earl Catar
It never seemed that way to me sat close
The major realm break up exposes him
To one and all not just his inner clique
Vampire Knight Haemo
Is she your darling daughter standing there?
Earl Catar
Ive dipped my eyes embarrassed many times
At questions such Ive squealed as if a bat
To self and self alone Im stutterless
Vampire Knight Haemo
Ive kept an ear to ground for what youve said
Earl Catar
Her mother squeezed her out behind my back
The fiancee extorted school fees from me
His sperm irregular judged hindsight lent
Engagement twixt the two proved love undying
Her sweet philosophy has left me dumb
Reflected glory mine I meekly stand aside
Its purest cleverness in beauty wrapped
Ive got another female doctor too
Except of medicine I love as much
Her mother my wife whom I grew to love
Vampire Knight Haemo
Im pleased to meet you once more Adeline
The gossip got in court and peat bog claims
Both daughters yours Sol Vampires sap of plant
Their source no human living blood their drink
The Vampire category fitting just
Sol Vampire Adeline
My sister Abigail and I share trait
As we drink sap and nectar forest drawn
The birch and maple favourites of ours
Earl Catar
I think youve got dysphagia my sweet girl
But Haemo Vampire Knight their eyes are clear
Their skin unblemished is I cant fault them
Sol Vampire Adeline
Ill eat a Pixie energy bar though
The maple cambium tuiles in dust of saw
And binding nectar syrup special treat
Dear Haemo can you change pa Glaucus mind
About repurposing his bigger palaces
As black death sanitorium quarantines?
Vampire Knight Haemo
Humanitarianism is wonderful
But Vampires view large edifices vain
Earl Catar
Such pestilence is continental curse
His majesty King Eznorbs crisis laws
Enough are temporary his trade bans
It will blow over we were vigilant
Your sister Abigail will cure the few
Sweet Adeline fresh air and rests our thing
Vampire Knight Haemo
Earl Glaucus more to you than strikes the eye
Your deference to White Witch weather belle
And rout of Norskian galleon fleet aside
For which King Eznorb granted north east turf
Your gold for salt trade deal with Scythia means
Youve got reserves to spare in silos stored
Solutions saline can tide over us
In prime aid kits if Realm if Vampire kind--

Earl Catar
Were men of gold and Trills a privateer
In puffery of empire foe to realm
I was made earl for bravely holding ground
Captain Glan
Ill treat the boring specious punishment
As holiday and pray to martyrs past
Ill meditate on heart and lungs at work
Around the clock miraculous and loyal
Earl Catar
Doing nought is no thing go ask heart and lungs
I leave you pal Im flummoxed just for now

Earl Catar depart

Act 1 Scene 3

A belching garbage volcano
Murtherio Vulcan Priest and Fairy Flamb tipping corpses into crater using coal shovels and trident

Vulcan Priest chants

Return to Vulcan fuel his least desires
Recycle human atoms shovelled fires

Murtherio
The cemeteries are chock full of stiffs
They lie in stacks their bellies swollen up
Im glad to help you do the dirty work
Vulcan Priest
The margins low but theres no tax enforced
The doctors keep the gig upon the quiet
I barter services for goods as gifts
Murtherio
The census doesnt cover everyone
The stillborn comatose or paralysed
I should increase the fee one green gold coin
Inflation blamed it wouldnt burden them
But civic duties beg honorarium rates
You knelt in prayer to Vulcan next to me
In Nickel Star Fort chapel sealing fate
If Mount Coff  I employ cremation kiln
And Mount Grist I employ a parboil vent
Then sausages arent cannibal small goods
Then Mount Grist profits large are mine untouched
Vulcan Priest
Ill open my horn wallet wait a bit
Murtherio
Heres mine it crackles static folded out
Vulcan Priest
All Ive got are four Queen Pomp green gold coins
Im sorry wax that seals them is thinned down
Murtherio
What Queen Pomp saw in Eznorb I dont know
But she loaned pretty profile stamped on coins
Vulcan Priest
This crater could explode just like the rest
I somehow know it the best end of me
A worm I feel patrols the left ventricle
Of my heart happily destroying my soul
Murtherio
That or dark miasma breathed in martyrs you
Raise your scarf back upon your scabby nose
You shouldve picked a black scarf just like mine
So rheum and snot marks dont show easily
Vulcan Priest
I wont use Thieves Oil cited on principle
Yes natural self healing is the best
I pray to Vulcans bas relief and fast
Murtherio
Theres plenty gap far side to equalise
Ill sling the cord and bub there handily
It was a mercy kill by ma and pa
If born devoid of legs and dragging bum
Vulcan Priest
I couldve worshipped Molochs bollocks once
I wish I was insensitive like you
You clearly dont believe in tit for tat
Murtherio
I soak up grievous bodily assault
Go on punch my head hard Ill not avenge
A roundhouse see if I should even flinch
Call that a punch? I pity you old pal
You saw I rolled my head along your punch
So minimising injury to self
Vulcan Priest
I couldve punched you harder broken teeth
Murtherio
These front teeth arent mine per se I bought them
Black market sourced direct from battlefield
Vulcan Priest
You love pain isnt it proxy self harm?
Murtherio
Ive built up my pain threshhold over years
Why isnt suicide legal? As it is
Unfocused wreckless take collateral
Ive written Eznorb missals begging it
Im sick of melancholics starting riots
In taverns when they could bump own selves
If they cant pick on someone their own size
Vulcan Priest
I took you Vampire first time
The missing front teeth misinterpreted
Murtherio
Ive been the man in many tavern brawls
Ive nought to lose everything to gain
My pa died after virulent gangrene
My ma died swept along by thick mud flood
My sis died freakishly while cooking crow
God Vulcan couldnt make things worse I win

Approach Sol Vampire Abigail

Sol Vampire Abigail
Colloidal silver lotion worked a while
It shrunk the bubos down to half their size
But more sprang up on other areas grew
Im desperate please Murtherio sell me
Your recipe for Thieves Oil Ive got cash
Murtherio
Six green gold coins you offered arent enough
Sol Vampire Abigail
But I already know ingredients used
Cloves cinnamon rosemary lime and thyme
Murtherio
You missed colloidal gold you dont know heat
Or weight or sequence find twelve green gold coins
If not then I dont know you sweet young thing
Sol Vampire Abigail
Youre slippery in every sense of word--

Sol Vampire Abigail depart

Fairy Flamb
If I dont say myself so nice round bum
Poseidons luck this tridents rusted blunt
Vulcan Priest
Sol Vampire Abigail plague doctor is
She wears a leather beak with glass eye holes
A waterproof suit cloak cap boots and gloves
The beak holds garlic mint and lavender
As filter versus airborne black death germs
Her daisy necklace wreaks insecticide
If I could choose a heroine shed be that
Murtherio
Twelve green gold coins for Thieves Oil recipe
Or no deal oriental my bargaining
Vulcan Priest
But Abigails got such a heart of gold
Murtherio
Shes pretty thus I offer leniency
Else Id raise price in hindi bargaining--

Captain Glan
The pillory till veins turn varicose
And never falsehood from my thirsty mouth
Im loyal to memory of Eznorb yet
Prince Alan
The pillory roll here stake deep in turf
Youll tire of self aggrandisation in hours
Captain Glan
If I were your pas pup upon hind legs
You wouldnt hesitate to honour me
Prince Alan youre a brat Prince Alfred too
Prince Alan
If bumbling bureaucrat you were Id boo

Pillory on castor wheels rolled in by minions stakes and mallets in hands

Prince Alan
Though Im reluctant firms the sentencing
Earl Glaucus
I miss the old days even off days few
King Eznorb gobbling tansy tarts for health
Of realm expelling latest worms
Enough to ward off rare insanity
Trill Esquire
Id call it harmless hissy fit if asked
Prince Alan
My brother busied nods it slap on wrist
You didnt crouch to do up your boot lace
Your rudeness out of character in court
Captain Glan
Mine pillory and never glory hole
Trill Esquire
I would shrug when theyd slur him knucklehead
Captain Glan
King Eznorb who young took on majesty
A boy he was when his pa passed away
His pa afflicted by a cankered throat
Electrifying the church spires everywhere
And banking lightning in green gold coins
For spiritual enlightenment and more
Electrifying the groves of countryside
For produce of massive magnitude
Just some of many wonders he imposed
I could go on the betterments a list
Suffice to speak Im loyal to him alone
Prince Alan
Yes pa and uncle Revlis were a team
To eulogize their great earth batteries
And atmospheric spires impeccable
Come my loyal minions well done thus we leave
Earl Glaucus
Ill offer prayers to Vulcan dear old pal
Beyond human understanding is your case
I empathise entirely wince your stance
Prince Alan is stubborn once his minds made up
We cant abandon perfect past for ifs
Youth will depreciate quickly future times
Captain Glan
ll meditate and nap the cloud shall pass
I weaseled out of forced apology--

Your highness borne in honest truth I swear
On brightest future beckoning the realm
Your healing halo radiates potent power
Prince Alan
What gibberish might else be from your maw?
Captain Glan
I practise platitudes you may pick one
Prince Alan
You served my papa Eznorb many years
Id give you heads up on such good account
Except that now is now where then was then
Earl Catar
Would you expound abuse you offered Glan?
Trill Esquire
I cant recall abuse if any cast
At least deliberately done to harm
Its not the first event of brinkmanship
A slight misunderstanding short ago
I had with good King Eznorb ended up
With me accepting slap of upper arm
Glan smirked and king hit cauliflowered my ear
The magnification was improvised
Captain Glan
I served his majesty whose faculties
Time has diminished dirty work plain sight
Prince Alan
And did old Eznorb roll up his shirt sleeves?
Trill Esquire
He winked at Glanwell after Glan king hit
There was a nasty rumour doing court round
That my gold eye patch was Cupids plectrum called
That it signed my wifes glory hole in play
I flapped my palm in front my open mouth
Like this my fingers flat and closed as one
To stifle yawns at urban planning bill
Prince Alan
If only courtiers were all that polite
This is not going Glans way let me explain
You've both served our realm excellent loyal deeds
In separate yet equal kinds of strife
Glan you took down a rogue redoubt alone
Trill you took down a foreign ship off coast
Glan I beg to proffer Trill was opportune
He manned the crows nest high looked down his nose
Upon the cheeky galleon merely yelled ahoy
By time he scaled down from crows nest alarmed
The enemy crew was defeated whole
Captain Trill I boarded last I dragged some booty back
Id dodged a cannon ball in crows nest stuck
Captain Glan
He took head out once from a glory hole
Its scarcely bravery to self preserve
Earl Catar
A handy coast guard privateer hes proved
Prince Alan
My pas new brain infirmity aside
I must correct wrong deeds in name of realm
Glan youll serve one full day in pillory
Thats twenty four hours by the waterclock
Ensconce him minions lock his hands and head
Your sentence light since youre such denizen--

Revealing less of torso shaven skin
Prince Alan
Own up what sticks the source of argument?
Trill Esquire
This captain whom Id pity otherwise
Assails poor me with bold antagonism
His beard expels in spittle slander huge
Captain Glan
I now denounce you hissing soft c snake
You lisping academic libertine
Prince Alan
Calm down Glan catch breath wheres your self respect?
I ask once more what caused the argument?
Captain Glan
The butch comes short in every fine regard
He offers sleet not snow he offers spark
Not fire he offers crumbs not bun he flops
As parrot supernatural in tone
Earl Catar
Are you on brink of pure insanity?
Captain Glan
What minor phrase Ive bellowed rankles you?
Were polar opposites at odds in views
Earl Catar
Why do you overreact if unamused?
Captain Glan
He pulls cuck faces like a closet queer
He smirks teeth ear to ear as if a drag
Earl Catar
In sadness Eznorb never banned dress sense
Afraid I cant see his flamboyance as lewd
Look trepidation holds not arrogance
In his eyes pirate costume theme aside
Prince Alan
Show us your gilded eyepatch evidence
Captain Glan
The eye patch advertises glory hole
Earl Catar
Youre not as popular as you believe
A bullys tolerated witness mute
Trill Esquire
Im whats called a pretty boy in prime
Since when has uxury been felony?
Prince Alan
Hes petty where youre fussy stop crap now
Earl Catar
I pity pretty much the both of you
Prince Alan
This sort of fellow seeks out easy wins
A weakling chanced alone his victim ends
He weeds out weakness socially aware
In his opinion marginalizes
He bullies verbally his horn book clear
He does the dirty work half recognized
He pummels targets fury emphasised
Ill champion seeming weakling Trill this hour
Ive heard respectful titters when hes gone
That hes a peacock overdressed and bright
Yet only Glan slams Troll for lack of style
Earl Catar
Glan must be penalised informally
Else talk of him in front of him is rude--

That youre a pocket mirror pouting ponce
That youre a backstabbing bootlicking blank
That youre a runt whos crowded out at sow
That youre a pass around at ballot box
Deny and Ill cuff more cauliflowers to ears
Esquire Trill
Is not the fact I heard you out proof
An olive branch I relegate to you
Though vulgar youre familiar I defer
Captain Glan
To be expected from a cuckold voyeur
Next youll claim faulty memory serves you
Come crack ribs just the same one quick bear hug
I swear off cauliflower ear Eznorb style
We must duel soon prolong your misery
Ill dice your toes in sport blood red bone white
Trill Esquire
My tinkle toes are so popular
Whole star fort phalanxes would rescue me
On hearing them ring out distressed and sweet
I will accept your challenge lightly dressed
Just name the hour and day Ill second it
Ill champion my wifes honour fortified
She runs her glory hole anonymised
That I bent over while tying up shoe lace
On tinkle shoe in front of our good king
Instead of crouching wont occur again
Captain Glan
You showed your bum to majesty in court
Trill Esquire
In court few say Ive got a scrawny bum
While others say I dont have any bum

Approach Prince Alan Prince Alfred Sol Vampire Adeline and minions

Sol Vampire Adeline
Why stand you close? Is it some kill or kiss?
Prince Alan
Explain and stand apart as citizens
Captain Glan
That things a marshmallow for toasting fit
Above the cooling lava Id shelve it
You cant be too refined in mannerism
Earl Catar
To shout is legal but much frowned upon
How did this confrontation come to pass?
Prince Alfred
Cool off or face remand imprisonment
Glan how arrived your conflict? do profess
Trill Esquire
Im out of puff and my knees knock leave off
Captain Glan
If youd crapped your hose on sight of me
Id grant impressed a temporary pass
An imposter are you clothes horse disguised
The mercer mummified you colorful
He sold you breathless leaving prints inch thick
Trill Esquire
Bespoke I am in pirate kit Im dressed
Captain Glan
A fisherman as well could knit your knots--

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Act 1 Scene 1

Jester Bobo atop a star fort

Eruptions quakes and lightning signal end
Of Vulcan god usurped by god unknown
I switch allegiance tight from him to you
Anonymous at present soon to speak
Im Jester Bobo down on knees to you
I was a woman once afore I gorged
On lambs fry which put hair on my chest
And shrank my a size goblets down to flat
Thigh gap congenital Ive rickets true
My parents skimped on food no stretch or strait
The codpiece part exaggeration is
Ive jelqued myself a decent macroclit
Male pattern baldness side effect I beat
With pubic hair mine woven wig and stuck
On pate with dabs of knackers yard horse glue
The White Witch sells a concentrated tea
To me if I go to forest neighbouring
It keeps the fat off my chest hips and thighs
Ive served as archer while on battlefields
I gripped the bow in left and right hand firm
My lower arms have thickened bones from skill
As bone is living tissue muscle trained
King Eznorbs food I taste to earn my keep
At court Ive told jokes nought but sauce and spice
To meatier themes of rule of government
That limping God I want to quit ahead
Ill make the mental notes your spy through realm--

Eznorb
puppet king of Vulcania

Parts

King Eznorb
Jester Bobo food taster
Vampire Knight Haemo
Catar earl of eastern Vulcania
Sol vampire Abigail daughter to Catar
Sol vampire Adeline daughter to Catar
Alan elder son of Eznorb
Alfred younger son of Eznorb
Glan captain of castle and star fort
Trill Esquire libertine courtier
White Witch Lady Lethe
Black Witch Lady Boge
Clown prison turn key
Prince Revlis Eznorbs younger brother
Vulcan Priest undertaker
Murtherio fugitive criminal
Limquik artist sculptor and muralist
Harry Harriet vagabond gold panner
Damien mountain goatherd
Vampire cataphract Homunxulus
Vampire cataphract Porfyrus
Vampire cataphract Accudus
Vampire artist Scura
Fairies Fiera Flambus Furnac rubbish incinerators
Pixies Cinam Vanil Pepa maple and birch tappers
and various minions

Revised sonnet #1339

Trust Sue shell squander every single cent
On beer in plastic litres coarse and cheap
A finger down the thick throat and vomits lent
To lavatory bowl and growls are deep
The filtered fags are clipped just off the rent
A pain they plume in silver ashtray heap
On my t shirt she stubs a butt thats bent
The holes are singed in since Ive proven creep
As she appeared a doll across a bunk
Thats blacked out drunk I did a pussy shave
The booze Id guzzled down made me more brave
Of sweat and urine had old panties stunk
And sober later she sought shaver out
A perfect match once wed we little doubt
Chorus out uit ut

Revised sonnet #1340

Tears well in my eyes seeing that hes the one
The mind accepts your hook up box and bow
I walk away in case they overrun
You look alive all smiles I neednt know
The girl Ive married since is full of fun
Though like you she exudes a gorgeous glow
The kind Id claim as frivolous Id shun
Yes we talk soft if high or loud if low
A funny feeling fills its deja vu
That shell encounter boys as suitable
The heart a mystery thats mutable
Each day Im damned to woo the girl anew
In boring public places shes a hoot
Byebye Ive learnt to love the raunchier route
Chorus hoot card riot

Revised sonnet #1341

You understand our plight the virtuous vice
Impasse in paradise is such a bore
You favour flip of card I roll of dice
As lifes a mental mystery at core
A distance off the deviants were too nice
If foisted fib I mutter where you roar
Okay theyre cute they similarly splice
You guess a gigolo I wish a whore
You mix and match its mesmerising guise
You swirl in cap and slip or hat and frock
You sway in cloche and gown or brim and smock
A menu meant to feast the avid eyes
A living work of art tart glamorous
Youre more or less a mate though amorous
Chorus glamorous dazzling tinselled

Revised sonnet #1342

In Lhyber pass beneath the moon I walk
Inclined to niggling nostrils malt endowed
And from behind I hear the skateboards loud
Old faces whizz at me theyre white as chalk
The petrol station the place to haunt or gawk
Its coffee cranks the solar panel crowd
And female cops theyre uniformly proud
The graveyard shift a scene I like to stalk
The patron loo is full of citrus scent
A motion sensor puffer puffs out more
The cistern water pure a freebie pour
I kneel and lap up some stuff simply meant
A female cop inspects and says you dog
Yanks me to feet and plants a sexy snog
Chorus dog bowwow pooch

Revised sonnet #1343

Faint stratus clouds invest the blue toned sky
Theyre white as sardine bones you never munch
The gulls turn mussels missiles drop a bunch
They crack them from on high on rocks and cry
The weather good the undercurrent wavelets ply
On such a day its said to suck in out to lunch
A caring soul she swam to save just hunch
A struggling child yet both dragged down did die
Gregarious generous and guiding soul
Ive many memories of holding her
Tears salty sit on lips as my eyes blur
The wisest wife in common law in role
Along the high tide mark of parallels
The sandals crackle crushing mollusc shells
Chorus parallels analogues equivalents

Revised sonnet #1344

That dunce inside I looked to dozy boys
For love all native common sense reneged
I looked to place the broken bottle noise
His eyes eyes mine invaded quickly pegged
I peeped away too late for equipoise
The other boys inebriated yet egged
The cigarette I sucked invited ploys
He beamed at me to charm for lighter begged
And who else might a girl engulf and smooch
Except a fellow voyager foul of breath
Resigned to sales tax stuck on certain death
His budget brand the choice of bogan mooch
A noxious hobby had him harp on me
In menthol chilled out funny harmony
Chorus me mig moi

Revised sonnet #1345

Then should I laugh it off or sigh and cry?
Your phoney leads are palmed off friends of friends
Theyre just as bottom rung and by the bye
The gaffers grips in charge of odds and ends
You join in limo starlets sardine ply
Your maxed out credit card a credo lends
You sweat against a honcho hes hot high
You wonder where the wiry driver wends
You primped a salon product more than glad
You foamed and firmed you set you hung a drape
Of mousse they bandied big above your nape
You fondled follicles you drummed up fad
And even should you make the pyramid
At entry level plug away youd act as bid
Chorus pyramid piramide pyramide

Revised sonnet #1346

O honey how Ill calculate your hurt
It anchors us youll never writhe away
You criticize yourself in kooky blurt
You come across in echos easy prey
The forced yawns put your way are cause to flirt
You crave approval mine you kiss okay
Exaggerated wrongs you start to splay
You cling to me if calibrated comments curt
A run of luck a lumped together body count
The overdose and fatal accident
You wonder whether deeper stuff is meant
I pitch the averages paramount
Id hate to hail you sad yet beautiful
The world itself is sad yet bountiful
Chorus beautiful gorgeous radiant

Revised sonnet #1347

Ive sailed the superyacht around the globe
Those saucy seven seas are my abode
I stroll in swimsuit under satin robe
The pump and dump a proven motherlode
The rim of fire Ive studied private probe
The Krakatoa in angry anal mode
The far flung farting remnant bottom lobe
How cool is lava floe? Id crack cack code
Young lady loves of every origin
Of Moscow Istanbul and Bucharest
Of Paris Tel Aviv and Budapest
Or Tartary on lilos lain Ill pin
If any hints Im poof I prod that slot
Three ways I launch at hand a rubber bot
Chorus slot groove channel

Revised sonnet #1348

In black mails blitzkrieg youd fit the bill
Hes got the goods on sinners down the street
His daughter dwells in dungeon under feet
An open secret stick that cyanide pill
Hes got the candid cashier known to shill
Hes got the ailing athlete known to cheat
Hes got the blessed bishop known to beat
Hes got the viral vegan known to kill
Hungarian blood in veins a Berlin birth
I was inducted final month of war
At fourteen Nazi patriot cut to core
I fear that Gritzl what he might unearth
I wake to cock a doodle do kids cry
Id never delved that dungeon Stasi spy
Chorus cry gridare schreien

Revised sonnet #1349

I crave a minted multimillionaire
A his and hers account and credit card
A work out junkie who unleashes lard
Im body confident if nearly bare
I light up rooms I walk in self aware
The pendant perched on bust a diamond shard
In cleavage quiver captivates off guard
The cocktail dress a classic black affair
Id dig up gold Id guess on grounds of looks
Ive practised gritted grins and garbled yawns
To stand out from the rival fawning pawns
Id run a ruler over stocks on books
You flatter first then filch I like to jest
Thats virtual visualisation at best
Chorus jest banter quip

Revised sonnet #1350

Twelve thousand years ago thats yesterday
Her vimana borne suitor Rama spoke
In serenading style of swathing sway
Twelve volleys launched upon invasive folk
Across the sitar stroking fingers overlay
His yarn described a holy cow in yoke
The silent shock of cities puffed away
Amongst the clouds ascended plumes of smoke
Below us Kashmir minus isobars
Our sun eclipsed by earth a crescent arc
Queen Sita asks if it is star or spark
Our juice in sonoluminescent jars
A stab of flame in gauge ten thousand suns
Hit Harrepa and fused mute great foe guns
Chorus suns soler zonnen

Revised sonnet #1351

The list of loves the various ways hed woo
Theyre haunting hurt I listened long I erred
Too late I got they had the braggarts skew
The worst of words in afterglow he purred
Then paranoid I plumbed his point of view
His latest love I was I felt absurd
I found his sensual smiles too small too few
I bet our boundaries devolved and blurred
His wristwatch wound he raised and read its face
He was informed thats cosmopolitan
He was a pretty boy as well a ladys man
The good and less than good I did embrace
Hes curious company a kind of cad
He praises me the plainest when Im mad
Chorus cad boor rascal

Revised sonnet #1358

Bore to me that humbly herding cattle
Drinking ale and eating fresh brown baked bread
Darkest dream I dream and till dawn do dread
Where I fail to fall in brutal battle
Idolised each martial cargo chattel
Sword and shield the pennant chevron red
Valhalla I fan the charnel ship soon sped
Mine no rigor mortis raw throat rattle
Stacked oars tinder turn to hardly hinder
Bound Ill be to gilded mast goods gilt edged
Sail and stays once lit up flare and cinder
Battle cries Ill belt out burnt dark depths dredged
Prophecy of pyre of pounce and pillage
Viking bastards populate each village
Chorus pillage maraud ransack

Revised sonnet #1355

I grieve a galleon La Verde du Bon Port
As Pommie privateers drowned while they robbed
The hold of booty she no longer bobbed
A few escaped enriched the canny sort
The Sun King Louis allows that we abort
The Madagascar hoard how hard thats sobbed
In losses Satan our direction lobbed
Thus scuppers plan to build a beachhead fort
Ill grant you God that sunken galleons gold
And silver bricks and greasy ambergris
I crave one spoil in auctions undersold
You mustnt harp in vault of heavens bliss
Ear wax extracting scoop of gold I crave
Its practical the precious women rave
Chorus crave desire fancy

Revised sonnet #1354

Days of watching close twin cherubs flutter
Plunge and rise the eye at judas peep hole
Judas am I justice bread and butter
Moving victim off of culpable soul
Queen of karaokes sweet sounds swell utter
Broken hearts aplenty shell wail woe whole
Mismatched mooch or blind abandoned nutter
Pure applause of dozens drunk purports poll
Why I guard these gates of purgatory?
Patience taught the virtue end of sorry story
Here I hinder folks in horrifying haste
Life is never cyclable worthwhile waste
Baby boy twins hers kicked up cruel catcalls
Seemingly two animals snuffed she bawls
Chorus catcalls boos razzes

Revised sonnet #1352

I wonder whom shes suffocating since
The so sad soul on call responding yes
To whimsical demands enacting guess
I lamely licked her boots then now I wince
To love her your own life odd you evince
Thats you flop sweet on sword or savage less
If you at pains to please incur a cess
Then you ask pansy pardon walk turn mince
Since youre common fodder your best bets bail
Cue the chubby chick in micro mini
Purple pleats upon thick tan tights tell tale
Cuck faced soyboys short of sissy skinny
Laces licked Id lavish slurps shine shoes shod
Further satisfy her floor kiss shed plod
Chorus shod attired decked

Revised sonnet #1356

Yes shell assess a nifty paste the note
Tacked square across a button labelled snooze
Ive signalled her I seek the antidote
Inverted snobbery the snakiest ruse
As shell endorse a denim overcoat
As shell subscribe to nanny union dues
As shell address the vital ethnic vote
As shell imbibe all dozen bottle booze
The boiler office proves to her a peeve
Its balmy bottom drawer and windowless
In methodology I seek success
I scarcely choose the scale I can achieve
Id eat a brunch of berries over bran
And never candied feijoas over flan
Chorus bran crusca fibre

Revised sonnet #1357

The gravels greasy wet on cambered lane
In meadow meander green of winter crops
Of cabbage close to rooster weather vane
Adjacent polo pony stables stops
Now searing sleet arrives erasing rain
Assaults eye lids I squint a sore tear drops
I stand unswerved your mallet swishing swain
I miss our mucking out the brooms and mops
The fingers freezing stick to handle chrome
I honk the horn the once off battery
The fog of breath in lights odd flattery
Of sighs thats her three storey stately home
I shuffle listlessly I step the stile
Its worth the wait Id walk a country mile
Chorus stile stijl stil

Revised sonnet #1359

Old comrade we employ that shiny priest
In golden vestments give my hand a squeeze
Affirm me live and free of gangrene freeze
He certifies the rites as shes deceased
If natures nuance denied the fanciest feast
The civil sunken eyes encouraged ease
The signal pointed chin invited pleas
The loving heart itself accepted least
Though we wed when I wasnt bolshevik
I knew her opposite an orthodox
Her daily prayers her cross and candlestick
My peasant plots my pitch and ballot box
The undercover cops Id comb Id roam
As she swept soil inside our hovel home
Chorus roam peregrinate wander

Revised sonnet #1381

That space I claim as home that countryside
Industrial forest level pasture logging mill
Ill never cede though artificial still
To Riverhead the wits are valley wide
Beneath the sun theres no known niche to hide
Another mini ice age could cause chill
Another indian summer could cause grill
The motor mute the tyres turns hiss inside
The central air soothes soon sends her to sleep
The road is empty now I steer us north
Back seat the swap on stop so she slides forth
The safety belt embraces cleavage peep
The barrier pickets white the brush in ditch
The curve and dip the cat eyes camber pitch
Chorus ditch channel gully

Revised sonnet #1382

You struggle single when you ping your prime
In stacks of work the wheels of commerce click
The city grants you decibels and grime
You want a man of substance sort of slick
The census claims one boy one girl its chime
Around the roads your eyes yank roam or flick
The milling mob is sensually sublime
You might just come across a country hick
You escalate you blank those boorish loud
At diary lunch you deal your dodgy diet
At food trays face to face you sit as quiet
If skinnier she appears then less endowed
The mood is intimate yet overcast
That nice enough young mother nudges past
Chorus overcast murky sombre

Revised sonnet #1383

Weve been a unit since the end of year
To me at least there seems a strengthened bond
Of course if sex subsided youd abscond
Were frank in facts we banter peer to peer
Half kisses soothe and lavish kisses sear
Hand holds and hugs are feverishly fond
If you tease my tits I tweak your tight rear
To racy improprieties you respond
The bad hair days are dodges free of grit
When you act shy thats sly and reticent
Lawyer like lies you live you quash you omit
Would you write me off plain impertinent?
Are you a low light love and lurid sex?
Are you a fellow soul and muscle flex?
Chorus sex coitus relations

Revised sonnet #1384

My broken heart in hurt Id like to bare
My ego scans zilch sobs or sighs in sync
Theres open lovers who much finer fare
The kisses cutest arm in arm they link
I envy current couples close to rare
To great in love as we were once in pink
Yes show offs who in public petting dare
I shouldve upped our ante shrug and wink
I smirked at love it seeming oversold
I scowled at hate it seeming false in fact
In love again you cursed a cataract
In hate again you cursed a runny cold
Theres nicer people whove escaped true love
Unlucky lame or shy in peace of dove
Chorus love liefde ljubav

Revised sonnet #1385

Amusing stuff the sleights of hand if new
If factored blind spots censor shifting eyes
You cultivated him in genial guise
I shouldve stayed awake to who hunts who
As second best I lived a lie in lieu
Your patient gaze too warm to ever prise
You never sorted one to cut to size
I shouldve quit your scene aeons signed the clue
A horrid state you either love or hate
On call I satisfy your smallest needs
I wonder whether servile stance succeeds
Your hohum hugs and hand holds enervate
Im slowly losing what was once wrought mine
The chance to pin you causal claim I pine
Chorus mine min mien

Revised sonnet #1386

Wandered zigzag dodged an orange witch hat
Breezed by bollards into muggers alley
Strode twixt hedges nestling narrowest valley
Peered perplexed unclaimed cacophonic cat
Basically babe being bitch babe being brat
Round the block Id bumbled bent on rally
Never known the sort to shillyshally
Never numb enough to role play poor prat
Cooled off came I home in sadness satiate
Sat on stairs she stockstill eyes shut she wept
Conscientious I silenced stride quite close crept
Hurt aside I felt I could conciliate
Milliseconds made a gorgeous gem guise
Nil I valued prettier than tear trimmed eyes
Chorus guise appearance look

Revised sonnet #1387

I gawk at gorgeous given latitude
Im medically blind I bend the law
To partial sight the sentiment is skewed
I mirror feature never minor flaw
Your head eclipses sun eye corner viewed
You strike a saint assumed I ache in awe
You wend ahead to west the luck of draw
I wish I felt you wiggle read Im rude
I click a cane on nipples flagging stones
A whitish rod on yellowish lleggo bricks
You mill Newmarket mob you dart and mix
I whoosh your wake a drone amongst the drones
Your shadowy curvy body boards a bus
A talk timetable button by I suss
Chorus bus coach jitney

Revised sonnet #1388

You licked your lips at me a solid meme
I hugged you lightly claimed the casual clue
I shouldve kissed you harder how I rue
Imploding passion pulverizing dream
I blocked your loving look its pleasant beam
I wondered might Ive landed love in lieu
The other suitors summed as more than few
As my eyes mirrored back they managed gleam
I didnt have a pick up line or dibs
You made immodestly the early move
I dreamt then dealt a stroke to every groove
I found twixt lines or rather covered ribs
Thus effortlessly linked we laughed along
I struck it sweet I didnt weigh up wrong
Chorus along above across

Revised sonnet #1389

You ordered me to fill your open arms
A characteristic and common bluff
I felt your spreading fingers pressing palms
Against the discs of spine as slightly rough
Your kinky hug the kind that cancels qualms
In mutual warmth till time ticked enough
I wallowed drowsy deadset on your charms
I pushed you off you heaved an honest huff
You fondled me through fabric fitted blouse
You budged a boob you bulged a boob a jiff
I cupped your covered crotch your semi stiff
I flicked your fly in furtherance to rouse
You cussed the cardigan your fingernails
The latter blunt on button any males
Chorus fingernails fingernegles vingernagles

Revised sonnet #1390

One day shes malleable and fits your mould
One day shes boisterous and rough to please
One day shes insular and comes off cold
One day shes confident and keeps at ease
One day shes negative and quakes your knees
One day shes hesitant and hangs on hold
One day shes garrulous and breaths a breeze
One day shes motherly and feeds the fold
One night shes reticent and miffs you mute
One night shes physical and pings the peak
One night shes visible and corners cute
One night shes ennervate and wakes up weak
Year long she fascinates the which I note
In fact Ive found amusement midst the rote
Chorus note heed regard

Revised sonnet #1391

Adolescent we were when we wed young
Sexual frisson fostered far too early
Breasts and bollocks slung suspiciously swung
Longer arms and legs in hurlyburly
Fully furnished flat afforded lowest rung
Kitchen floor tiles crumbled chipped and curly
Landlord flat inspections struck us surly
Parent snoops sold us dreams fine flats far flung
God of worth would wisely grant us money
What use is thrift if one wavers senile?
Never mind Ill beg off tokens tactile
Life is great and youre too frank and funny
Flawed folk fail reboot reborn they but range
Sick societies gradually conclude change
Chorus range sweep wander

Revised sonnet #1392

Your nerve brunette babe sashay over here
You hustling social climber void of shame
Your looks are lures youd wear a moneyed name
You beat back blondes and gingers anywhere
That fellows pretty much a closet queer
You might appeal as phoney former flame
Youd shine and shimmy leveraged and lame
The chartered launch leased limo stretched endear
If life of luxurys the scene youre sold
Its cashed up millionaires youve cause to court
That gender neutral heir rates rare rapport
You should employ your happy heart of gold
Your work is wonderful yet routine parts
Youd rather rend yourself in modern arts
Chorus parts bits sections

Revised sonnet #1393

It stood a wild and wobbly go at strip
The fingers opened up unbuttoned blouse
I showed the cc cups that bosom house
I palmed and rolled the covered pip and pip
Around the pole Id writhe Id wind Id whip
I let loose locks the hair cascade to rouse
The other patrons peered or seemed to drowse
You quaffed your pilsner glasses slurp on sip
You pulled a garter wide you placed a bill
You ran your fingers down the naked ribs
I smirked a smile adopted shell of shill
The roaring rhythm drowned out fervent fibs
Im skilled at reading lips the matter meant
You mumble beautiful thats excellent
Chorus meant denoted implied

Revised sonnet #1394

I read you fancy diamond facets rough
Your folds of fat in fabric loose and frayed
Your swollen feet in sandals overlaid
Your double chin soft skin seems smooth enough
You overdo the rouge and powder puff
You underdo the bow and pigtail braid
Your silver bangles give off retrograde
Your leather buckle sorely begs a buff
The role of gentlemans a ruse of rules
I guess theres scoundrels whod give the earth
Id hint Id help you lose a notch of girth
The science incorporated kilojoules
Ill get you cheap and buff you gem a belle
Ill mind you only mine and never sell
Chorus belle doll looker

Revised sonnet #1395

Hes just the sweetest man you rarely meet
Hes generous and worldly wise and deep
He contemplates then makes his move a feat
His clothes are classy casual never cheap
Hes eloquent his syllables are neat
He manages imaginative leap
His logic levels muddled mind conceit
I love that learning curve the lessons steep
I used to be a fragile fickle lass
And seek in others solid way to live
He showed stuff simpler based on grant and give
Ive substance now as memories amass
Ive left the life of rage the blatant booing
I drive him droll its finished my undoing
Chorus booing catcalling hissing

Revised sonnet #1396

Theres little more I like to do than flirt
A casual kiss and comical arm link
Incite a gift of flowers or blouse and skirt
They hint at naughty nookie nudge and wink
To beauty might I make the boy alert
Ill lean across and flash a cleavage chink
Allow imagination titties pert
Ill beam in bliss Ill cosset him to brink
Its known all round Im from an orphanage
I make the most of photogenic looks
I tend to tease I touch on tenterhooks
I wear the past as if a buff brass badge
Im eye to eye and never rubbernecked
llI pose Im popular Im booty checked
Chorus rubbernecked rubbernecked rubbernecked

Revised sonnet #1397

I had a crush on him you sorted sick
You separated him beneath my nose
You sidled silently in chance arose
Old pal Im going to give you final flick
I stand too suave I feign that we two click
Your deal is dull I feel Ill drop and doze
Ive picked an option exile self impose
I hold that hell tire tetchy quit you quick
On drama dosed adrenalin agree
The pent up rage and rants allowed to rip
Adrenalin insists you nip your lip
Yes feign a flirty pose of obsequy
Id sniff or snarl Id scowl Id stomp my ground
Unlikely hed be happy stick around
Chorus ground patch turf

Revised sonnet #1398

Id be the first to reccommend your face
Theres praise I whisper pledged as ever more
Id be the first in doing thus whod turn bore
Ill gab just once youre quintessential grace
If hair is rogue or frizzled primped in place
In looking glasses everywhere to fore
I lean to love and listless overpore
Id never wrest or ruin your right to space
I order my two hands to quit their quake
And cut clean curls along your naked nape
Your blinking signals subtly well awake
Across your front a satin drab drawn drape
Treat individuals all the same I say
Think custom styles if cute if just okay
Chorus say articulate utter

Revised sonnet #1399

Check out chicks at random call cool crazy
Sundry sizes certain shapes sustained styles
Escalators stairs or parallel aisles
Pose a lean on wall thats lame or lazy
Keep on tongue tip tilting whoopsy daisy
Filter hot high heels as every chick files
Should she stumble after teetering miles
Should your grasp of pick up lines be hazy
Hold out hand haste her haul onto her feet
Mark in mind you woo in woe make mess match
Watch your damsel onto lifeline lowered latch
Knight you save all loose ends now knit knot neat
Frilly skirt and flats short shorts and wedges
Halter dress and heels brim eyeballs edges
Chorus wedges blocks lumps

Revised sonnet #1400

Though pretty she is much much later years
Her blonde hair bob is faded ashen white
The fine veil frame embroidered by tear spheres
The husbands coffin brought in burial rite
He had height she stood short though were they peers
Our better half oft shed say sweet shed skite
They would imbibe together crafted beers
I loved them mild as any brother might
Id bumbled bad benign bisexual bent
I played the possum pleased thus kindred folk
I followed him and her about a joke
I doted dumb on both now evident
I hold her hand hard halve woe we will weep
I dread to delve she simpers mine to keep
Chorus weep blubber cry

Revised sonnet #1401

A rendezvous on cards at eight oclock
A gastro bar adjacent Porpoise pier
A stern executive I sussed the dear
I sat on stool I scanned the forming flock
I love the ladies loaded dodge dry dock
I wait on crimson combs above an ear
I notice nerves inside a smooth veneer
I mint a move and her eyes mildly mock
Ive come a distance since fast food and bus
I lick at hummus floor the flashiest car
Ive many options just one movie star
I guess youre jealous go ahead and cuss
You get a life the bulk up no booboo
You shed snake skin in lame Otahuhu
Chorus booboo error mistake

Revised sonnet #1402

Those self improvement guru sutures pend
The better me once loser mongoloid
The epicanthal lids he lopped off void
The button nose he bulked up bridge and bend
The surgeon sawed apart that inches rend
The bones of legs in ratcheting deployed
In metal screws and braces were they buoyed
They grew in gaps the extra bone to mend
Im photogenic passable the height
I blend in any milling city crowd
I share a balding pate a common blight
I booty check the women monobrowed
I know Ill meet her soon the love life lacks
I wonder whether shell shave pluck or wax
Chorus lacks needs wants

Revised sonnet #1403

Your eyes went wide as saucers when I said
We would wing down to mute Bermuda noon
The perfect patch of second honeymoon
The sea and sky segue seen off waterbed
You said I struck a virile noble head
I raised the wedding ring a clock tick soon
The diamond glinting green I gave your loon
In carats counted total tears youd shed
I showed your shining eyes the ring of paste
A mock up diamond decade hidden safe
Id tried to tap your fathers tetchy taste
I wouldnt be a wastrel student sneered a waif
I claimed Id give you every kilojoule
You said I forced the future floundered fool
Chorus kilojoule kilojoule kilojoule

Revised sonnet #1404

To mundane means of men I was immune
To macho motivated muscle flex
The rippling skin a seeming scroll of rune
I wasnt roused if rude it didnt vex
I slid off escalator steps so soon
I saw him swagger sinuous like an ex
In silk shortshorts another workout loon
I wagered my own fetish would perplex
Id muscled into darts a sport of sort
On bloody mary lip a lemon wedge
The secret stuff that gave a winning edge
Id beaten girly girls of pure purport
I bid him byebye enigmatic smiles
He got a glimpse of mine in marble aisles
Chorus smiles smil smiler

Revised sonnet #1405

It read arrhythmia stuck in red ink ring
A chronicle that coroners should seal
Affliction strange that beauty can conceal
I felt a sadness hue an ancient fling
So sweet she seemed if prone to catch and cling
Id shake off her hard hugs yet cop a feel
And shed encourage me in quests ideal
All my inventiveness then would take wing
To tell the truth the paradise and hell
I lived through linked to her asked far too much
Of me around the clock I quit unwell
And meek I spawned a spine the courage dutch
I witnessed her in metamorphosis
And lost acquaintances too that to this
Chorus metamorphosis refit transformation

Revised sonnet #1406

Recall our grift reliant a lot on luck?
That wheeler dealer who assumed three way?
I lisped just time to time bisexuals prey
The roll of notes all hundreds worth a ruck
You massaged him asleep you had the pluck
Aware on tarpaulins twelve trade tools lay
All pawnable the icing so they say
You took the target keys to his tip truck
Around us modern marriage falls apart
It suffers stress of money management
It hurts if not as bad as change of heart
Our marriage mammon made is excellent
A grift unites a nod its wink and glance
Via opportunity and circumstance
Chorus glance peek scan

Revised sonnet #1407

Yes babe you sat so shy then squarely mute
Two stalls off prompting me to gab a gaffe
I pondered summer evenings neat or naff
You were a sultry shadowy cusp of cute
You know enough of love to squash or scoot
You know I know you know it makes me chaff
The x y zs suspend souls axis graph
And were xx and xy resolute
I need the time to think perplexed postpone
The pocket eights are poor I might just bin
In discipline I wouldnt lose or win
The close ups brilliant also overblown
The citys massive people meet again
I only value beauty when Im plumb in pain
Chorus again besides furthermore

Revised sonnet #1408

Inside her sophistry I could discern
A sadness state Id otherwise ignore
Id noticed similar in lusty ladies yore
The black book blessed read a frantic churn
As sympathy and empathy Id spurn
Emotions mentioned by her felt a chore
As afterglow I felt a binding bore
A second date Id dodge or just adjourn
The fleshly appetite flags if fulfilled
The notch on belt a subtle souvenir
Its byebye babe and onto booty leer
The city grove to Venus missies milled
I questioned should I countenance a fling
I got the vibe I could avoid all bling
Chorus fling dalliance escapade

Revised sonnet #1409

At glance I gathered gist he grabbed as gay
He posed a pretty pretty gentle joy
Thats finicky and groomed a fine tuned boy
A sudden smooch he started other way
Aroused I did a sensitising splay
The tantalising tickles bordered coy
The titillating touches back his ploy
He levered my two ankles once I lay
Aboard the buzzing chartered aeroplane
Talk turned to many monuments Id seen
And various babes whom wed encountered keen
And we exchanged our numbers near inane
In peoples eyes exactly my own mind
To pick us strangest pairing much too kind
Chorus mind cognition reason

Revised sonnet #1410

Hey taxi driver turn to trawl this block
I glimpsed a lookalike the tanned teen then
I trust its time to think through thats take stock
I know I knew this woman wager when
I check the wristwatch raised against the clock
If young again Id yell a yes in yen
As opportunity intends to knock
I get her glamour gauging gambling den
Hey taxi driver turn tight Juctup Street
I value luck I touch on triple twins
Her shaven silken wide q angle pins
As shes the tastiest treat a man might meet
Hey taxi driver terms of tariff cheap
A twenty dollar bill all coins you keep
Chorus cheap budget economy

Revised sonnet #1411

Toy ship seemed small and dry in bottle dock
The liquid long ago those sailors sunk
Aboard a lissom lass and lovelorn lunk
The cargo gold and spices chock a block
Toy ship I dreamed aground in classic clock
Hour glass of coupled bulbs a duct of drunk
It stoppered sand at last it acted lock
Toy ship if small this case too large on clunk
The sand thus funneled down on sister ship
In second bulb and buried bow of wood
Hour glass I gave at last a sudden flip
I beached the doppelganger good and good
In estuary I sidestepped slurping scud
You beached the galiot low tide shallow mud
Chorus scud scud scud

Revised sonnet #1412

Shes next to pure a point youd never get
Shes naive and gullible so liars exhort
She needs to pause untested themes to vet
She winks I wince at dubious phrase purport
Shes hard to hack her hub of humours met
Shes introverted her flat figures fort
She lends a hand to losers once shes let
She proves a lady difficult to court
Shes leading light and never sunshine ray
Shes fringe oasis and never fertile vale
Shes mustered mist and never hardened hail
Shes made up face and never mask of clay
I kneel in front of her in faith I fawn
I crave the granted kisses dusk till dawn
Chorus fawn kowtow grovel

Revised sonnet #1413

Upon his shoulder stuck I gave him kicks
At crotch and we dropped down on driven snow
I could yet see his manor risking cricks
The freezing air claimed cheeks I felt a glow
I heard his high tech car chirps clacks and clicks
Its soft top rose and rolled to rear to stow
The sun and moon in sky I couldnt fix
Through hanging hair its glossy overflow
So I slapped his back I summoned screeches
Soon he skidded street sleet plunged two paces
Many layered our clothes on blunt embraces
Pins and needles nestled nether reaches
Passersby afforded beeps aplenty
Greedy swine Id tempted twenty twenty
Chorus aplenty enough sufficient

Revised sonnet #1414

Your grandiose glans on labia nether lies
I arch ecstatic s curve caught on swing
Your tongue tip tags ear lobes mine flushes rise
You press your pillar home I sigh and cling
Your strokes are strong theyre lusty lows and highs
I shut my knees around your waist and wring
I squint your squint my gaze implores your eyes
I summon sphincter spasms you frown full fling
You envied whoever gave that glitzy gift
You didnt want to know him how he was
You flung a vase in fury just because
You whacked a wall your focus first on rift
You call it costume jewellery thats cheap
I lock in liquid diamonds while you weep
Chorus cheap inferior shoddy

Revised sonnet #1415

A female making massive fuss of food
Its evil gluten shell just never eat
I hold essentially its harvest wheat
And shes emphatic portions overchewed
Off any plate a scoop or slice is hewed
The fork tines teeter over vege meat
The calories are counted latent heat
The favoured flavour isnt gourmand skewed
I wonder whether shes the sort to purge
Theres no enamel cracks of which youd speak
Im lonely less in company of freak
Ill manage meantime certain sensual urge
I guess the size of dress as six to eight
I guess its wiggle room Id fete as fate
Chorus eight acht oito

sonnet #1416

It was true love at fifth or fifteenth sight
Id swear her sassy slim and kind of cute
The legal shop six shops up sharp turn right
Id veer to view the while I used the ute
Id forced on faces public day and night
Id cussed stuff simpler hormones mine made mute
I craved her christian name as settled sprite
I leered as accidental broken brute
Reveries tied me and her together
I saw suave self sober sloshing sherry
She stood purposefully pouring perry
Merriment made me the lightest feather
Born to marry her a little later
Cupid conquered quick Id have to cater
Chorus later afterward post

Revised sonnet #1417

Words I need you which I while awaited
Werent those which I heard just workaday quips
He inhaled tense he then hesitated
He told hed tired from enduring our blips
Weeks Id sob and scream all ennervated
Simper sullen suck at quivering lips
Wised up friends viewed him as never fated
Someone better suited wouldnt give yips
Well know what? In front of him I wiggled
Swore on my own part I was reliable
Best thing hed experienced wholly viable
Glad or glum I fancied him I giggled
He hung his huge hand above concealed tit
Held hot human shield invasive bar zit
Chorus tit boob mammary

Revised sonnet #1418

In Christian stores the bibles capture dust
They stand neglected seldom browsed or bought
The spin off walks in wonder rather sought
Theyre full of faith they fly off shelves a must
In hierarchy of crucifixion rust
The metal nails if wicked under wrought
A few escape in gossip near to nought
The error margin seems to self adjust
A rebel joiner works against the grain
To lesser lives aligned the squinting eyes
A burning brand employed to cauterise
A mutilation by a blunted plane
A joiner wriggles off the cheapest cross
The feet and hands turn paddles little loss
Chorus cross intersection rood

Revised sonnet #1419

You wrest advantage from all my good will
I square to have true sentiment at stake
You read indifferent you neednt fake
A small commitment if theres merely nil
I wood you once I knew I could fulfill
Your dreams and plans I feel now new heart break
Its such that my knees knock and my arms quake
Its such that my lips lock and my veins chill
Id rather motor mow a luscious lawn
Or steam iron smooth some silk and satin skirts
The sleep together intimate till dawn
I dream of naked men theyre more than flirts
You wont acknowledge my explicit point
You push our passing passion out of joint
Chorus point crux gist

Revised sonnet #1420

Why fall in love? Why not in niceness loll?
Youd rant a random male your hymn to him
As shallow seem the words they overskim
Youd praise a feature found on any doll
I used to mind to meet a mutual goal
Exclusive couple bound all mirth and vim
Yet outer forces squashed us small and grim
And bored by bliss boxed he ticked rigmarole
Eventually then hell reengage a mate
Youll see of him a ghost thats less and less
In hierarchy of heart hell relegate
You down to mere acquaintance drive duress
If hes insomnia racked you cease to sleep
You delve in dream in secrecy you peep
Chorus sleep doze nap

Revised sonnet #1421

You demonise a dude to love youre loath
It sucks to raise as single mum your child
I fear Ill end as equally as riled
In second place I need to balance both
Youre potty mouthed you like to hiss an oath
In private parties knockabout and wild
I doze off drunk if anything Im mild
I could appear the quintessential sloth
Theres swell escape in mutual self conceit
As lovers lusty come off cheapest whores
As creatives crafty come off barren bores
I wonder whod take stock and whod take heat
Youre silly looking back your doe eyes dart
Theyre ever beautiful that my own start
Chorus dart flit scoot

Revised sonnet #1424B

Your slumbers superficial smug your dream
As Igor Ramus virtual know it all
You walk awake to rocks that crack on fall
Erosion wears them whacky wheels you deem
A jackal slinks in sly you stymie scream
You shouldnt sling stones by theyre nothing ball
You stand your ground the jackal makes to maul
You mind your meme you glare a warning gleam
You greet the girls they clip their lengthy hair
Exposing breasts they purl and knot and braid
The instant bras and underwear theyve made
The human body factory their lair
Their growth of fingernails is buttons bound
Their clippers sharp stones severally found
Chorus bound destined set

Revised sonnet #1424A

You radiate ripe as matryoshka type doll
Youre hierarchy of holey cyber soul
Youre subatomic tops youre spins of mass
Through mess as if through one way looking glass
Through verse to verse the variant volumes venn
Your quarks and gluons act grease of where and when
And once youre million strong thats far from full
Yet mightier into multiverse the pull
Your simpler selves insurance sacrifice
Allow your savvier selves to radiate nice
Those avatars theme park yet mill and make
Their airy spinning pixels atoms fake
If sad if glad the hollowness you feel
If less than super self youre just as real
Chorus feel intuit perceive

Revised sonnet #1424

Your fancied delicately balanced world
Is down to drop you dead in dazzling maze
Endorphin dominates your human haze
In pain your pleasures yin yang hotshot swirled
You sniff youre centred snort at pixels purled
Your paradise arresting gamma rays
You blink at sunshine brush off blinding blaze
Your melanoma scare tan tag tall or curled
Your macrophages maul your fungus foe
All day and save the inner sacs of lungs
As well they purge the dust that cities sow
You cough your blessings clear of nano bungs
You say you beat odds billions versus one
Youre cyber avatar your chances none
Chorus one individual sole

Revised sonnet #1422

You slink in having heckled her all warts
You flatter lamely never mind youre late
You look unwell you shiver out of sorts
You like vibes mine ask how they emanate
You doff two diamond studs as if theyre quartz
You snuff your guilt you overcompensate
You offer now yourself in full reports
You posture beta male thats second rate
If beta male youll straight off understand
Its bad to keep a score or crib a point
And personal accounts arent clever joint
Theres not a mint in moping hand in hand
I mime your monosyllables your cuss
Youre foil to me this prettiest part of us
Chorus cuss oath swear

Revised sonnet #1425B

You feel the hollowness if glad if sad
Your soul on slant to parasite the beast
Your paradise is off a bit you had
It moves you sobbing south north west and east
Theres scale in difference if fast if feast
Your matryoshka installed selves strip or add
As avatars act liner last is least
In onion skin type screens theyre clad and clad
Your sudden mental memes appear your own
You guess the bad ones rare explain all real
You favour entropy in front of cosmic wheel
They come and go except if overblown
Your paradise or whiskey beer or wine
Is rotted stuff its fungus cuts it fine
Chorus wine wijn wino

Revised sonnet #1425A

The world is viciousness a place Id void
Youve lavished love it wont reciprocate
You cant acknowledge now youre bouyed
Above the pain in chemicals you create
In endorphin and cannabinoid joyed
A factory insensitive to fate
To loop of killers cruel youre but annoyed
You kill your plants they carry little weight
The cheapest cyber game of scant resource
Dystopia simpler frame of story skew
A single figure census chosen crew
And swift disease suspend expensive force
Youre cordoned off far from your paradise
It foists you cancer cells your only vice
Chorus paradise bliss heaven

Revised sonnet #1425

In cheapest cybergame a moral code
Instinctive animals embracing bad
The choices moot to munt in grief to gad
Theres space to spank in scarcity the mode
The lump of runts appears the lighter load
A happier life amongst the humans had
A lowly stray dog eating scraps once sad
Abandons pack unstricken by a goad
The flies on peak of pyramid of food
They buzz and suck and make the jungle swing
They plant a wink on lion purported king
They copulate on lashes nothing lewd
The emerald roach wasp a parasite
Yet lovely looking hollows ugly shite
Chorus parasite cadger stowaway

Revised sonnet #1427

The wicked words I wailed Id cancel none
I wish I could take their twist back in wake
They startled plenty they hurt to stun
I saw your face turn white your fingers quake
I panicked feeling lull in mutual fun
I preempted halt of harmony jerks sake
I questioned why you were the feted one
I was a saboteur of self too fake
I feel that lonely lost Id love to die
Tell me you found a fellow more your kind
The fizzling out makes me mad out of mind
Or wreak on me a warning blare end nigh
As ever grab I love you meekly give
Your pardon prompt the only way Id live
Chorus give confer donate

Revised sonnet #1429

Ive caught this galling case of de ja vue
An earlier life as virtual video game
Your neighbourhood except its sort of same
You itemise in smiles the while I woo
Again the ingenue and ingenue
I miss the sense of chat and stave off blame
At lips yours mine I manifestly aim
Id suffer merely holding hands in lieu
A certain source of dictionary looks
Or spot the similar of beauty crown
Youre harder wising up than dumbing down
To surgeons nips of hooks and nix of nooks
A nano diamonds valve in sun seeds scene
Its pin ball big bang memory machine
Chorus scene panorama vista

Revised sonnet #1430

Receding hair line black tooth facial wen
A bachelor at fifty seven years
And senile much ahead of married peers
A crossed off candidate to spinster hen
In fact the buttermilk of meeker men
Asexual casual source of lamest leers
Incapable of chauvinistic jeers
A perfect specimen of citizen
I watched and winced as he turned statue stiff
As should your local student necrophile
Or budding artist bent on extra mile
Of death or body odour bore I whiff
On stretcher settled his grey body bag
I helped that driver wheel it single snag
Chorus bag pouch sack

Revised sonnet #1432

Our great grand parents wouldve worn the woe
Of great depression unemployment blight
They mightve sensed each others souls on sight
They mightve chatted neither friend or foe
You long to journey back to long ago
Your stomach empty feels and largely light
Youre avatar in avatar in flight
Youre ninety nine per cent spin circled o
The potent past is accessed easily
Its full of ambiguities hum and haze
The dodgy doppelgangers who amaze
And sceptics compromising queasily
You yank your hollow matryoshka type doll
In heaven high youre plonked immortal whole
Chorus doll figurine statuette

Revised sonnet #1426

A break up such as ours is grimmest going
The question rises who will free fall first?
The feelings held off hesitantly showing
In murmur muddled elevated burst
Yes were divided vapid virtue knowing
As right along youve marked me self immersed
Your magnanimity is overflowing
You value me the very best of worst
The slow strolls skips and struts on bending bays
Tide up tide down on scintillating sand
Coarse concrete balustrade us hand in hand
Our sore eyes bathed in healing sunset glaze
Allow the mildest memory a glance
Then darling level love last ebbing chance
Chorus glance peek scan

Revised sonnet #1441

In gratitude youre grand your gab is glib
Your pleasant manners stand as moral code
I sweat your power play poignant episode
Your earnest pledge now seems a flippant fib
Wed do each other favours free we didnt crib
The seams we worked were modest motherlode
Youd offer me a present later just your mode
Id pass on it along that line ad lib
I did a foolish deed that rather rash
Exactly same the lesson loosely learnt
This time though sympathetic soul you werent
Id ever fetch you from the same old crash
You rescued often my erratic arse
I make a modern meme of mental parse
Chorus arse bum derriere

Revised sonnet #1439

If mum is wealthy work your charm on her
Endorse the charity and social skill
If mum is needy seek to safe side err
Endorse the salutary doctors bill
If sis is brilliant batch of wheels that whirr
Endorse the finely focussed study drill
If sis is stolid set of cogs that burr
Endorse the fantasies via party pill
If she looks lots like your uncles wife
You hit it off as mutely meeting minds
If she emotes that men are just two kinds
Youll neatly narrow down to wedded life
I wish you luck I wish your substance style
Old friend the chemistry thats free of guile
Chorus style flair panache

Revised sonnet #1428

Jeans hit jeans front to front I couldve flipped
Then her thigh gap I palmed apart as apt
In gist as her knee gashes hiked and dipped
I dry humped her hard she sighed simply rapt
I crested stockstill stranded fully zipped
You might concur I was then handicapped
Yet drained Id last lot longer pleasure gripped
Yes epic social intercourse thus mapped
The smell of deodorant and sweat and sex
The sudden startling change of depth and pace
The stamina and poor techniques that vex
The marathon of face to back or face to face
I humoured her to orgasm best I could
And ground on her engorging bud and hood
Chorus could mogao pourrait