Revised sonnet #1422
You slink in having heckled her all warts
You flatter lamely never mind youre late
You look unwell you shiver out of sorts
You like vibes mine ask how they emanate
You doff two diamond studs as if theyre quartz
You snuff your guilt you overcompensate
You offer now yourself in full reports
You posture beta male thats second rate
If beta male youll straight off understand
Its bad to keep a score or crib a point
And personal accounts arent clever joint
Theres not a mint in moping hand in hand
I mime your monosyllables your cuss
Youre foil to me this prettiest part of us
Chorus cuss oath swear