Revised sonnet #1439
If mum is wealthy work your charm on her
Endorse the charity and social skill
If mum is needy seek to safe side err
Endorse the salutary doctors bill
If sis is brilliant batch of wheels that whirr
Endorse the finely focussed study drill
If sis is stolid set of cogs that burr
Endorse the fantasies via party pill
If she looks lots like your uncles wife
You hit it off as mutely meeting minds
If she emotes that men are just two kinds
Youll neatly narrow down to wedded life
I wish you luck I wish your substance style
Old friend the chemistry thats free of guile
Chorus style flair panache