Revised sonnet #1430
Receding hair line black tooth facial wen
A bachelor at fifty seven years
And senile much ahead of married peers
A crossed off candidate to spinster hen
In fact the buttermilk of meeker men
Asexual casual source of lamest leers
Incapable of chauvinistic jeers
A perfect specimen of citizen
I watched and winced as he turned statue stiff
As should your local student necrophile
Or budding artist bent on extra mile
Of death or body odour bore I whiff
On stretcher settled his grey body bag
I helped that driver wheel it single snag
Chorus bag pouch sack