Act 1 Scene 1
Jester Bobo atop a star fort
Eruptions quakes and lightning signal end
Of Vulcan god usurped by god unknown
I switch allegiance tight from him to you
Anonymous at present soon to speak
Im Jester Bobo down on knees to you
I was a woman once afore I gorged
On lambs fry which put hair on my chest
And shrank my a size goblets down to flat
Thigh gap congenital Ive rickets true
My parents skimped on food no stretch or strait
The codpiece part exaggeration is
Ive jelqued myself a decent macroclit
Male pattern baldness side effect I beat
With pubic hair mine woven wig and stuck
On pate with dabs of knackers yard horse glue
The White Witch sells a concentrated tea
To me if I go to forest neighbouring
It keeps the fat off my chest hips and thighs
Ive served as archer while on battlefields
I gripped the bow in left and right hand firm
My lower arms have thickened bones from skill
As bone is living tissue muscle trained
King Eznorbs food I taste to earn my keep
At court Ive told jokes nought but sauce and spice
To meatier themes of rule of government
That limping God I want to quit ahead
Ill make the mental notes your spy through realm--