a study toward sonnet #318 by FisherKingKQJ
So I look at girls' bottoms and midriffs-
If it's good enough for men who are gay,
You can't corner me in simpletone tiffs,
I've seen you take notes a similar way.
The balanced aesthetic be as it may,
I think your envy deserves a hiatus,
I've hirepurchased a new coupe
For cheap thrills and to improve my status.
Impractical and daredevil, that's us,
A cross wind curling round the windshield,
Top down and overtaking a school bus,
Then opnto the gravel ruts to a field.
My love, you're irreplaceable unique,
And without you, I'd quite probably freak.
My love, you're irreplaceable unique.
My love, you're irreplaceable custom.
My love, you're irreplaceable one-off.
[Petrarch wrote 317 sonnets, I've written 318 sonnets, which means I'm the best lyric poet ever.
I'm quite prepared to publish any hackers mediocre verses next to mine - envy is a terrible thing.]