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Tuesday, July 12, 2022

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Revised sonnet #204

Affirmed in low lewd laughs you conquer cold
The pleasure such you feel time ticktock slows
His pelvis sticks upon yours perfect mould
His lips launch lightly down your narrow nose
At such time your eyes mist they crimp and close
You feel a sensual shimmer down the spine
The virtuous cycle overwhelms your woes
You kiss his neck your luscious lips align
You sigh you savour sweat you find it fine
His words assure he shows a sages knack
You bid byebye to days of womans whine
You disengage you raise your coo and crack
You havent shed your status ditzy blonde
He claims you strongest chick in demimonde
Chorus blonde bionda blond


Tuesday, July 05, 2022

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Revised sonnet #203

As he engaged our bushes hips on hips
I caved in readily I had a sensual clutch
I sort of guided him inside tight lips
I felt it heaven he enjoyed as much
I made out much in dirty double dutch
I writhed away I was the first to come
It was in karma sutra such and such 
I brought on pesky pinch then pat of bum
I wouldnt say I clung I dialed to dumb
A little later hed arch rise and leave
This gorgeous gentleman I couldnt plumb
If he axed me Id weep a while Id heave
In zeal I zipped the skirt I clipped the bra
I smirked at mirror me mad mess tada
Chorus bra bra bra

Saturday, July 02, 2022

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Revised sonnet #202

He was a worldly man he built his brand
I posed a pretty girl I raised esteem
I was a little woozy not as grand
In personal ambition born to dream
His smile a crescent matched his gaze a gleam
His gestures macho sometimes drew disdain
His crypto currency a savvy scheme
His ledger made a mint against the grain
I cringed at cattiness unearthly bane
I was a fighter free of female friends
I was the only blonde thats very vain
I whinged at way a fellow condescends
I love his lack of depth his outer shell
That life thats lived in practised parallel
Chorus shell case hull

 

Thursday, June 30, 2022

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Revised sonnet #201

He said I should quit using phony memes
The facts just fine he seemed to strike at slant
I mustve minimised his dearest dreams
He mustve envied my conclusive cant
He kept his poise as ever elegant
I didnt dare erupt in nervous squeals
I framed a former beau irrelevant
At me a liar he leveled laughter peals
He rated worthwhile what one vaguely feels
He said hed never been in love it showed
He said he spurned the chance of dodgy deals
Hed gone through motions nothing major owed
As practise pans out perfect errors mend
To one anothers dreams embraces bend
Chorus) mend fix patch

Sunday, June 26, 2022

Revised sonnet #200

The circumstance of prison kind of strange
I shouldve shrugged off rigorous arrest
In retrospect the plea I gave Id change
To guilty better shorter sentence blessed
In gyro copter pilot licence quest
I sat the total test on part of him
The written section sticking point I guessed
I banked the fee as bureaucratic skim
The gritty halal pilot here on more than whim
The gyro copter handy herding sheep
A drone as good as dog or extra limb
The farmers wife all right babe bit Bo Peep
A country calendar of cutting edge
The gyro copter crashed in swirl of sedge
Chorus edge border margin

Saturday, June 25, 2022

Revised sonnet #199

I felt his steady drunken gaze of glaze
I guessed that mine as weird in weaker light
A softer sentiment it meant to raise
Id drunk two beers as done in mating rite
Two singletons teamed tentative this night
Two willing slaves to oxytocin gland
I felt a panic first then pondered flight
I couldnt really catch a wedding band
I pulled out pins and comb inanely grand
I shook out lustrous lovely long hair loose
He primped it up he flicked in place a strand
He pulled at knot till free of silk tie noose
The kisses clumsy mine a nervous sigh
I knew he was the one I wondered why
Chorus sigh gasp moan

 

Friday, June 24, 2022

Revised sonnet #198

The makeout during movie drew on dream
He settled down then squarely angled arm
He fondled my knees south of stitch and seam
He favoured pressing fingers first then palm
I watched the scene on screen devoid of qualm
The gladiators and vestal virgins best
The emperors thumb cause of large alarm
The senator a horse odd special guest
I smirked to dark acclimatised in zest
And from eye corner figured friendly eyes
They flicked to screen and back on me to rest
I felt the vibe the goad to quit disguise
I shored his lonely life Id do things bid
I wondered what he liked and what he did
Chorus bid entreatied urged


Tuesday, June 21, 2022

Revised sonnet #197i

Thats me and mine in mouldy single room
Of Clarence Lodge Im picking crusty snot
The curtains musty worsen vibe of gloom
The duvet bears a pizza smear and blot
I puff a plug of pot I know the plot
I swig a shot of vodka foreign race
I stay tad shy of haemorrhage and clot
I dont touch coke or meth and what they lace
I strum the banjo strings at busiest place
I cram the mattress full of patrons coins
The bureaucrats assault a waste of space
And fast the dollar coin the florin joins
The residency shopping strip till dusk
I strum and croon a standard when I busk
Chorus dusk twilight sunset

Sunday, June 19, 2022

Revised sonnet #197

It puzzled him a bit I was a bot
I dreaded fracture feared a violent lout
A mess of make up was the worst it got
I calculated primo closed eye pout
The social standards he appeared to flout
I was a marital aid meant three way
I didnt query silent when in doubt
I was a boon to couples bent on play
The tantric tactic turned to was au fait
Id write it off as modern mercy sex
I mimicked basic dolls they do obey
They come off mute they stiffly squirm and flex
If his exquisite scarcely sensual skin
I neednt worry him a next of kin
Chorus skin huid pelle

Friday, June 17, 2022

sonnet #196A

I blurt byebye to twentieth century
The media moguls yank youth yesteryear
The anaesthetic rush of penury
I wonder whether others drop the fear
The phony cemeteries few appear
Youd hold the human race a crowd at most
The crematoriums brand new bring up rear
No mountains crematoriums olden roast
Of giants and fairies merest glimpse of ghost
As carbon monoxide yields calmest kill
Of genocide youd be a bitch to boast
Augmented reality your proxy pill
The past age past no longer censored quiz
Irrelevant today then score a squiz
Chorus quiz check exam


Thursday, June 16, 2022

Revised sonnet #196

It obviously hit hard him us in nude
I couldnt crave the usual in and out
I didnt mean to be a bitch that rude
El Nino courage dropped to doldrums doubt
Im not one whod emend or muck about
Theres spanish fly and lubricant to spare
The social strictures sold I wouldnt flout
I feel Im lived in my insides a lair
The passions pass they come and go unfair
Endorphin low adrenalin high rule
I rationalise crazy stuff till square
I puzzle over organs oozing fuel
The soul invests the baby bit by bit
And wriggles home at last till it is it
Chorus bit part segment 

Monday, June 13, 2022

sonnet #195A

I sped the skate board bumbled public path
I wore a safety helmet strapped to chin
A gamma male I caught a karens wrath
On shove I crashed I squirmed the sadists grin
Yet ugly fellows sometimes score a win
A puma picked up me the purest chance
I was a find the scene a bargain bin
I copped the kiss of life till ambulance
The plastic surgeon stumped took artists stance
Id scrapped all scary early photographs
A clever little nose job lands you nuance
Id been the butt of beta hyena laughs
Ive come to clip a Stacy from a Chad
I clambered rungs its Becky whos just sad
Chorus Chad Charlie Chuck

Saturday, June 11, 2022

Revised sonnet #195

True love the side effect of clever light
Yourself the filter set up so you dread
Imposter alter ego source of plight
You mustnt mention what inhibits head
You loathe yourself the parasite youve bred
And should it exit swift you feel youll die
Your surface self your secret self to shed
The social pressure sees you query why
Youve got yourself a man to share your lie
And he equates your parasite to soul
You back away you hide away you cry
As shell escape your skin you dormant doll
Your heart its left till last a puzzle piece
Narcissus see your pretty boy no cease
Chorus piece bit segment

Thursday, June 09, 2022

Revised sonnet #194

The pasture whizzes past our window pane
The clouds about to loose their liquid lode
The cows chew cud in sweep of weather vane
The mountains distant stick to static mode
The carriage sways and clicks from node to node
The river shrinks till pond and dead end stream
The ram escorts the sheep across the road
The grind of groove of wheel invites track gleam
I watch as she jots down a diary meme
I love too much ideas I have of her
The right to mind free here as well I deem
I man up mute I wouldnt want to slur
I like a rustic pie the crust is crude
Insides of hearty chunks are clearly viewed
Chorus crude basic simple
 

Tuesday, June 07, 2022

Revised sonnet #193

You need a sharp yet proper preemptive strike
To strengthen solemn print of marriage vows
You need to bust him down off love to like
You need to calculate the couple rows
A life of luxury at least allows
The gentle digs your charming gestures cloak
In public people arent prone to casual browse
In private jealousy is beyond a joke
He seems to be too much a social bloke
You scarcely ever meet him one on one
You muck around in clique of mutual folk
He never leaves your sight all dealt and done
He knows the kind of bloke you kind of draw
Then make him jealous pose your phony awe
Chorus draw pull tug

Sunday, June 05, 2022

Revised sonnet #192

Herne Bay Id rate as tops the tightest beach
On wooden slats I bask or nap or sleep
In summer sun I cut off king tide reach
Me duffel bags me pillow big and deep
The road to liberty Ive landed cheap
Paremoremo bye I ride parole
To civvy st Ive struck out lawful leap
Ill hitchhike home me wifes a darling doll
Her bottle blonde heap framing eyes of coal
Me wife exerts a great magnetic clunk
I noodle south to Fhanganui the goal
The brown beer bottle shaken foams half drunk
Me beards a bib to stymie fast food flow
I didnt snitch they smirked then let me go
Chorus flow run slosh

Wednesday, June 01, 2022

Revised sonnet #191

On look at her I felt this burst of bliss
A small town chick the sort to cook and clean
Her fashion frills had lack of artifice
Id claim her probably the prettiest seen
I watched her mirrored figure primp and preen
Then she turned fully robbing me of nape
Her gold hair do essayed a silver sheen
I looked away its rude to gawk and gape
I fancied greediest goal as alpha ape
I quit the small time sold on city life
I claimed the crowded streets as my escape
On smorgasbord of babes Id work out wife
The city can expand to rural us
I brew the beer in vats its minor fuss
Chorus us nous os


Monday, May 30, 2022

Revised sonnet #190

I plonked the phone across its cradle pin
He couldnt say I wasnt neat and nice
He couldnt finish sentence fudge a win
It was his final feeble roll of dice
The vacuous venom ladylike yet vice
I was a fraud afraid to real time gob
I wished I didnt care turned cube of ice
Out loud I dreamt of ways to win the mob 
I was his squeeze? I squirmed that charmers fob
I had the names of babes hed bed the while
The worst the fertile frump and sexy snob
I sifted gossip sore I gasped at guile
Ignore his lovely looks and cautious charm
Hes fickle fare in company heed qualm
Chorus charm magic witchery

Thursday, May 26, 2022

Revised sonnet #189

He was unrecognisable at worst
His voice a bass the same abrupt and deep
He was a former beau I felt the first
It was a memory I wouldnt weep
He was at loss I made the psychic leap
He curled a smile he batted slow a blink
I wondered what Id done you sow and reap
Hed lost in love I was the weakest link 
I echod what he said to stifle stink
I felt the spirit free and serf to none
I poured two glasses pleasant any drink
I nodded latest pyrrhic war hed won
I chanced a mirror my insides turned old
I suffered memories I wasnt sold
Chorus old mature senior

Tuesday, May 24, 2022

Revised sonnet #188

My family youd found of small import
Yourself youve got a lot of hurt to hide
If personally distant decent sport
My lowly loneliness you plumb inside
You know the drill the door is open wide
Upon me lay your glorious blame and guilt
I give the pledge to pleasure free of pride
Inside my scabbard slide your sword to hilt
I love our beer and mead the slur and lilt
And death of poo infesting parasites
Toast end to empires let the flora wilt
The barren earth an end to anal blights
The ugly folk at pool they peer and cry
Tears break reflections oddly prettify
Chorus cry bawl weep

Sunday, May 22, 2022

Revised sonnet #187

In Xhanghai surgery my bones are cut
Two stretching frames and screws on legs in rows
A shock awaits the patronising slut
He likes to look at people down his nose
He likes to prey on dormant young yoyos
I got to protegee he sometimes grooms
At five foot four a small threat did I pose
He reckoned future fate as set in wombs
Hes naturally fat a change it dooms
Hell never sink to liposuction pail
The lard is locked in free of surgeon zooms
A jolly big boned boy hes prone to ail
Ive got a six foot five frame once a stretch
Ill loom above the supercilious wretch
Chorus stretch flex reach

Friday, May 20, 2022

Revised sonnet #186

I blinked off tears they turned to rills on cheeks
I dabbed eye corners dry till lash quick bat
In full force flattery I felt for freaks
He laughed at last a connoisseur of scat
His voice annoyed in phrases fluent and flat
He pulled at my tan satin jacket sleeve
And landed my tight plait a gentle pat
Hed done it more than once to me a peeve
He said I was all right hed never leave
He said I was a phony goody good
The pleasurable pain I could achieve
His sadomasochism half understood
At first I guessed I gave his bottom pinch
Then me he called a queer it made him flinch
Chorus pinch pincer pizzico

Wednesday, May 18, 2022

Revised sonnet #185

Didnt want to see him here however
Blanking him out promised answer better
Criminally secretive Id sever
Mutual contacts slip off silver fetter
Monogram and label single letter
Catalogue of swimsuits summer season
Perfect wear if calibrated wetter
His opinion was they wouldnt ease on
His stance suspect spoke of total treason
Feelings flooded me the strongest fury
Mental faculties affected reason
Justice wouldnt be afforded jury
Him I held the wooden ever presence
When I wore a giggly effervescence
Chorus presence presensia presenza

Monday, May 16, 2022

Revised sonnet #184

Yes penchant wild arose it overwhelmed
I wasnt level headed high then low
It was a wobbly boat on rip I helmed
The hottest kiss I fixed on him quite slow
Then he eased free Id dealt an ego blow
The sudden keeling kiss just not okay
Id hustled him off guard that rude I know
I had invaded space as he might say
I switched to passive soul the prey Id play
As he proposed perversely cautious catch
My sisters spouse ensconced in region gray
Id hover near and harmonise their patch
I wanted her in love it wasnt vile
I lurked in love as well with winning smile
Chorus vile nasty odious


 

Wednesday, May 11, 2022

Sunday, May 08, 2022

Revised sonnet #183

To me the girls a grounded fund of wealth
And she embodies gravitas of gold
To her I go if glum to harp on health
A sometime symptom core to common cold
Ill drink too much and shell then lightly scold
Im never forced to stay in single role
Im safe to roam the gamut shy to bold
And her aim is to save the sorry soul
They reinvent space its water rich theyve dibs
Yet she ticked minerals as sort of scant
Yes she accepted propaganda rant
Of government and media filchers fibs
Achilles heel anxiety hers at length
I humour her or mete out mental strength
Chorus - length range span 

Wednesday, May 04, 2022

Revised sonnet #182

Twelve years old I told ma I wouldnt wed
Afraid of puberty and spouse to be
I worked at rest home nurse the watershed
Arrived one day in rooms of elderly
The future partner suffered pains in knee
And shuffled back and forth on walking frame
I knew he was the man he clung on me
I closed the dunny door to stave off shame
I checked his mental state he knew his name
A war time spy hed played a crucial role
I kept that quiet I played the parlour game
I dreamt him double agent even mole
I wed him whimsical at eighty eight
At thirty three thought that as sorted late
Chorus eight acht uit

Monday, May 02, 2022

Revised sonnet #181

A surgeon he dissected shrimp as sport
A sailor he exclaimed at soup ahoy
A soldier he erected feta fort
A jockey he insisted juice true joy
A plumber he declined a cherry bouy
A chemist he diluted lots the rum
A baller he imparted spin to soy
A baker he included every crumb
A butcher he denuded peach and plumb
A busker he donated his own beer
A fisher he avoided fish if chum
A hunter he expected potted deer
I will date curious kinds of single folk
Im much afraid of future marriage yoke
Chorus folk humans people

Wednesday, April 27, 2022

Revised sonnet #180

That Funga she swills sudsy dregs of beer
And Jack the Seagull is our special guest
I find that miser more than little queer
He doesnt fancy Funga he lacks the zest
His shelter dollars prove him more than pest
He sleeps and snores on rug at foot of bed
He rolls us cigarettes and keeps the rest
He boasts a stretched out jersey hoods his head
Im white and Fungas brown I loathe in bred
Im wed to Funga care of common law
Id wear her black t shirt her nanna dead
I suffered dad I never met or saw
That Jack he dumpster dives and saves on food
His bank account has fifty grand accrued
Chorus food nosh victuals
 

Tuesday, April 26, 2022

Revised sonnet #179

I organised to fun effect forfeit
And lost on purpose poise I knew he knew
It was a bona fide concrete conceit
Id follow fancy and flaunt as such hed view
I dropped a pen in circumstance the clue
I dropped to knees and started phony search
I jiggled boobs and cleavage cued ado
He dropped to knees off knock off chair his perch
Hed never leave a lovely lass in lurch
He dry humped me he bumped on skirted bum
It wasnt sunday school at cosy church
The office cubicle a site of scrum
I like him much I have him horse around
I depilate a pretty pubic mound
Chorus around circa orbit

Sunday, April 24, 2022

Revised sonnet #178

A blush and burn on me of cheeks and brow
He forwarded excuses clever chat
A mooch much like the last the last Id vow
I loaned him money sponsored this then that
I fancied fixing folk Id swipe off scat
I reckoned rightly laziness his fault
Id gotten greater focus from a gnat
I sort of feared a physical assault
A leopards spots if loyal endure the moult
He borrowed more to pay off previous debt
I played his piggy bank it was a jolt
To learn he wasnt finished losing yet
His gaze enchanted me its cleverness
A fire I thought through though as ever less
Chorus cleverness acuity intelligence

Sunday, April 17, 2022

Revised sonnet #177

A Saturnine and double dipping world
That sets a man in circumstance to fail
The macho mirth allows abuses hurled
In schadenfreude expect a pal to ail
A cop escorts a drifter back to jail
The quota points expand a Xmas gift
A politician plugs a public asset sale
And seizes slice of action total thrift
A parent rolls out generation rift
The child a juvenile and less than nice
A landlord leaves off maintenance old shrift
The mould is stable plus or minus mice
The world is full of fools they really rile
I put off pain if sent your savvy smile
Chorus rile bother vex

Friday, April 15, 2022

Revised sonnet #176

Three large toots on horn jolted me alert
I parted curtains plenty piqued to peer
I recognised him parked I settled seer
I gathered kisses french and small talk blurt
He started off as friend of friend and flirt
It wasnt show he cultivated cheer
He sorted such a boy to whom I veer
Hed fall in love at flaunt of latest skirt
I wore the prophylactic pantyhose
I angled ankles on the vinyl dash
In blusher mirror woman white as ash
I bordered pink eyed puffed and lachrymose
He plays a ponce I stride alone a mile
I step across yon wooden paddock stile
Chorus mile mijl myl

Monday, April 11, 2022

sonnet #175A

Dear Saturn atheism serves so well as front
Ive worshipped you in secret years along
Id never challenge you as youre too strong
I copy you in small as remnant runt
I cannot kill the kids I starve and munt
I bide the law abuse is only wrong
I wouldnt want to weather your just prong
As you eat your own kids alive thats blunt
Dear Saturn understand Ive set to fail
I dump down deep end my own kids and gnash
They cant complain if making swellest splash
Id never challenge you they clearly ail
Dear Saturn see Ive pulled off legs and wings
That planet prove our sign Im rubbish rings
Chorus wings alas vlerke

Sunday, April 10, 2022

Revised sonnet #175

The phone uplifted other end of line
I heard a female giggle first then greet
I liked the lilt on her it mimicked mine
Except I didnt do a childish bleat
I wouldve wailed I didnt rise to whine
I guessed I was a dupe Id caught a cheat
Or sister something natural and fine
I felt a little dizzy head imploding heat
I pardoned self a second knock on door
Yes who else should it be but busy he?
I was the alibi and dupe at once
I missed a hint of her I felt a dunce
I put the brunt of blame on little me
Then he touched me on waist and hips
I wasnt waging war till hang up pips
Chorus hips hanches heupen

Monday, April 04, 2022

Revised sonnet #174

Darling dearest born a brilliant beauty
Others offer often how youre pretty
Photo friendly aura pose of duty
Satire stirs your smile implies youre witty
When you cover skin you come off cutie
When you show off skin you shut out pity
When you spritz on scent you front up fruity
When you wipe off scent you quit the city
Should you fascinate another fellow
Envy overrides I cut in crudely
Course of chat I sniff and clamour rudely
Doesnt matter much if hes just mellow
Under pallid moon youd pass as statue
Or robot except I know a nuanced you
Chorus statue effigy idol


Sunday, March 27, 2022

Revised sonnet #173

The smirk in circumstance of fiscal strain
The blush and sweat of heavy work out weights
The nervousness of questionable dates
The gulp and gasp at rake of sudden rain
The stomach quake of getting dealt disdain
The shoulder shrug of sorry show off mates
The wince at loss of food off paper plates
The constant cringe of fashion rise and wane
You need to know that pretty much is me
Im little more than memes the tightest loop
I bet youre more you grab I want to whoop
Youve lived a life Id guess at apogee
I wonder when the problems ever end
I see you mentor more than fancied friend
Chorus end conclude finish

Monday, March 21, 2022

sonnet #172A

Im Louis the fourteenth also sworn Sun King
I paint the walls in phosphorus of piss
The Palace peed on glows in dark its bliss
And lant urns shine on shepherd crooks they swing
The alchemy embraces inner bling
The hall of looking glasses lit up is
I roam and read a book the moon amiss
The plant pots piss pots either Palace wing
The phosphorus if brushed on pots of fun
In phosphorescence philosophic stone
Or kidney stone it burns as bright alone
The whitewash waived I swagger second sun
Elixir jasmine licorice and mint
In waters gilds that gorgeous glow and glint
Chorus mint munt mynte

Sunday, March 20, 2022

Revised sonnet #172

I lean against the silver balustrade
Im boxed in by the marble parapet
The salt and ozone ooze above all sweat
The scent of deodorant a scenic glade
The boss booked big an epic escapade
Im caught in clique I board a chartered jet
As clever company theyre blunt and wet
Theyre proper peers to me theyre overpaid
The plankton light a bit the seething sea
Above the sparkling stars on blackest foil
The moon is mine or mined a claim of me
The boats on moorings bob the liquid roil
To ten the temperature slowly drops
The party night a natural end cops
Chorus drops falls lowers

Friday, March 18, 2022

Revised sonnet #171

I levelled large lapels on his tweed coat
I grimaced gazing into icy eyes
It was the time to try and verbalise
The history of us in nuance of note
I swear Id sink myself to stay afloat
If right or wrong Id wear the villains guise
Id harp on errors mine all hacked to size
Id flatter him thus forcing him to dote
I said I was a nag in fractions fraud
In hundred fibs Id hide a flagrant lie
I was in pose a cliche cutie pie
I was in style a simp and overawed
I was a killjoy he allowed at last
I fetched too far ahead I gulped aghast
Chorus last conclusion finish

Sunday, March 06, 2022

Revised sonnet #170

Your ankles piezoelectric sites of sparks
Improve the earths transparent weakened shield
You build up busily the voltage field
Your diligence to golden ages harks 
The medal metal rubs off makes its marks
Yes moneys jewellery and health unsealed
Electrums gold and silver charges wield
In clips odd clicks ooze mesons gluons and quarks
Your custom avatars are coffin size
Your nesting dolls transcend all genocide
In ranking gentile giants and pixies hide
The wizards ace thats big or small to wise
You comb your hair a lot till crackling clean
You lift a weary world to heights its been
Chorus clean hygienic sanitary

Thursday, March 03, 2022

Revised sonnet #169

Inside a surface charm a smile and cheer
A body shape hour glass a face as fine
In oval symmetry Id see divine
Id call a man immune a little queer
I must admit I like the louts to leer
The weird wolf whistles wonderful in line
The city blocks of building sites haunts mine
I work inside twelve walls of fine veneer
He was a millionaire or billionaire
In love I couldnt listen properly
He made his money milking property
His gothic mansion left in minions care
He was too busy wouldnt ever cheat
Aboard the super yacht Id swim to meet
Chorus cheat betray rat

Thursday, February 24, 2022

kqj's recipes for medieval ice cream, sherbet and sorbet

mashed potato
potato milk
watered wine
mint nectar
dessicated sugar beet
oatmeal and pixie birch sawdust pancake baked
the blocks of ice are faerried down viaducts from the alps and broken inside Lady Luck's tapestry bags

Wednesday, February 23, 2022

Revised sonnet #168

Our future set I strained to snare a share
The paltry profits pooled as common loot
Id scored him when I wore a sexy suit
I bought his art its city savoir faire
His latest portrait knifed till past repair
He kicked the bas reliefs enforced the boot
His standards silly still unmatched and moot
I swung to save he grimaced dont you dare
Art student barely legal little coy
His secret mistress more than passing whim
The camera obscura box their joy
They printed perfect paint on sack and scrim
I want to leave him yet I love his work
He hates himself a most endearing quirk
Chorus work endeavour oeuvre


 

Sunday, February 20, 2022

Revised sonnet #167

I was obsessed he won it was a rout
My fiancee firm in finance whom I chose
He random source of sage advice in woes
I loved a pal in dough a pal in doubt
Im not one whod just flout the fashion out
Initial kiss on nudge of nose on nose
I sensed my blinking lids asudden close
My fiancee never clumsy not about
He cussed and cursed and cut to certain size
He seemed to savour folk in rotten luck
His remedy a full on lurching ruck
He self anonymised to worldly wise
Alas a stranger first his inner self Id never learn
My fiancee not a fool to crash or burn
Chorus learn discover read 

Monday, February 14, 2022

Revised sonnet #166

She cued the cut and fit the bandage flush
I was in luck or love I wasnt woke
She fixed a man in blue eyes beyond a joke
She couldve kissed it better lowered lips lush
The husband human how Id keep things hush
She might initiate petting promise poke
Sick branch I doctored saw in bark off broke
I hadnt tarred to trunk the price of rush
She lined the barca lounger by the pool
She wore a red scarf knotted neat at neck
The bulbous blue bikini rigged to rule
Its massive mammaries yet kept in check
I figured her brave babe brazilian wax
And lurched off ladder landing next to axe
Chorus wax balmumu cera

Wednesday, February 09, 2022

Revised sonnet #165

It proved unclear to me a precedent
He gave to me a white wax wrap of flowers
At first I read them error mood unmeant
His wife had wads of charm or magic powers
As if a former flame he came off gent
How sweet is love at first it slowly sours
I mused on sniff of flowers I might relent
His looks of love outnumbered levelled lours
A cool white wine warmed warp in cheeks till bloom
As if the white of mountain edelweiss
Our hungry lips unhinged in kiss of ice
I felt our lust all commonsense subsume
Asleep the children down the stairs a bore
Im but a model nanny mums ignore
Chorus bore drag yawn

Sunday, February 06, 2022

Revised sonnet #164

He kept on kissing me he couldnt stop
It flattered me I wasnt forced upon
Another giddy moment others gone
The futon flattened fornicators prop
Across the duvets we inclined at drop
The lamp light low across vague ripples shone
The bra undone out boobs I loosed to flop
He licked each nipple stiff as big bon bon
Home she arrived too early from her work
And caught us fornicating cussed us cheats
I nanny ninny blushed as perk at quirk
The complement her perfect plaits and pleats
Her mum unwell had nominated me
As stand in nanny if I found time free
Chorus me me me

Sunday, January 30, 2022

Revised sonnet #163

In Onehunga car park public gents
Its me and missus screwing upon a wall
I once a maggot worked the hospital
I writhed in wounds I aided accidents
You poo and pee and peep us from your stall
Yes loose your bowels and bladder heave it hence
And wipe your bum youll hit the shopping mall
In pristine shape youll leave us stinky vents
The Asian punter squats above the seat
And seems to ice a massive coffee cake
If floaters froth unflushable Ill eat
The coitus interrupt us missus sake
The cistern smells of Spanish fly or farts
I pin the missus puny private parts
Chorus farts putter scoregge

Saturday, January 29, 2022

Revised sonnet #162

I rent a room at old St Josephs lodge
Tobacco pinched off me Ill batter yet
The head of hair and mono brow are jet
That Fungas five foot five a poly podge
The deviled sausage supper serves as stodge
In margarine and curry powder met
The little lolly bags I wont abet
Yes Fungas on tick latest dairy dodge
If Funga plonks a piano huffs a hymn
St Josephs sensible the plaster saint
Of chalky patches pleasant peeled off paint
In Fungas focus brief as bugs and dim
If Funga sells a sun tan lotion spray
I cop a burn that cloudy summer day
Chorus spray aerosol vaporizer


Friday, January 28, 2022

 xfizer sugar pills
vs simple medieval medicine cabinet
willow bark sedative
almonds brain and gut parasite eliminator
crushed daisies mosquito eliminator
and if you've been told bad eye sight is a disease consider books by medieval gentile giants

Monday, January 24, 2022

Rome roam road
Carthage cartage
cartage sat on road then road was all by itself
I was about to say that history is fake but I decided not to.

Sunday, January 23, 2022

Revised sonnet #161

You capture me your generous eyes gleam
Im glad to rate as more than cataracts
I come off doppelgangers drawn off dream
I puzzle how the photon stream impacts
Eyes work around all seen seamed seem
They hide the optic nerve in hopping acts
And multipliers the massive numbers deem
Too quickly simulation fitting facts
Ill mull the million shades of gray
I mean to multitask those tasty lips
You are you what is blank in battleships
And what is shade of shade eyed anyway?
Theres liquid light in either ether gaze
Theres something light love like luciferase
Chorus gaze peer scan


Tuesday, January 18, 2022

Revised sonnet #160

The choice I bide is either bad or worse
I put off chance of casual causal joy
I suffer cruellest luck or karmic curse
I harbour stilted speech I favour ploy
It looks like luck and karma each annoy
If polar opposites if scum and dregs
Theyve haunted me too much as man and boy
The epilogue a brilliant answer eggs
A daemon free or else a demon chained
Is she I wonder which the while Im catching cuss
I feel its customized I like the fuss
I want to cuss at her yet not act pained
Is she through lottery the savaged soul?
Is she through luxury the damaged doll?
Chorus soul animus quintessence

Saturday, January 15, 2022

Revised sonnet #159

I met you by and by in happenstance
You were a perfect party specimen
It didnt matter come to where or when
I made eye contact first I snatched the chance
You blinked at me I felt the flash of glance
I joined the socializing circles venn
I found in heart I had to have that hen
The number slower I patterned prance on dance
Yes were a match as clumsy couples go
I score a wobbly move on womans whim
In coordination bungle body blow
The other dancers clued up pseudo prim
Among the paired off dancers we were worst
Essentially in number self immersed
Chorus worst ergste verst

Saturday, January 08, 2022

Revised sonnet #158

Show of shyness rigged your signs visceral
Face in fluster blushing pink and crinkling 
Hunch of me in mind you short of feral
Watching what Ive said I gain an inkling
My vague face a minor mirror wrinkling
Undermines your magnified emotion
Suns or stars in eyes yours take to twinkling
Mine empathic blink their milder notion
Luciferase lantern lightning lotion
Lets you hunt the obvious conquer crazy
Host your prey the speculations hazy
Once theyve delved deep down the odds on ocean
Luminescent fish effective creatures
Sun unwanted white and burning features
Chorus creatures animals organisms

Monday, January 03, 2022

Revised sonnet #157

I headed back to beach in fastest strokes
Instinctively I quit him feelings flipped
I didnt dig his dirty little jokes
I was as beautiful Id kindly quipped
His laughter lure to laughter meant to coax
I gave up giggles known to be tight lipped
I meant to meet the memorable folks
They shaved their private parts and skinny dipped
Theme park that Mission Bay imported sand
The ballast bridge of British Empire boats
And safe as houses not as fine or grand
I swam on beyond the bouys and marker floats
He was a far off knob he bobbed about
Trod water waved at me I sent him pout
Chorus about nigh roughly

Wednesday, December 29, 2021

Revised sonnet #156

The happy ever after stuff I heed
You look a little sad in photograph
I note myself upset unmet in need
The perfect couples cuddle stroke and laugh
Theyre quasi fiction figures kind of naff
Theyre far too kind and public come to deed
Theyd fumble first theyd fondle next as wed
Theyd mirror moments down to gaffe on gaffe
I wonder whether well accept as rut
The dawn and dusk a stretch on metal clock
I guess at criticism in scuttlebutt
Unfiltered realism much too much a shock
Our clumsy smooches speak of start of art
Exonerate the fine affair of heart
Chorus art skill technique

Saturday, December 25, 2021

Revised sonnet #155

He was invasive vehement and crude
He dissed my brother whod just wound up dead
I grieved my brother bottomless tears shed
I grieved the sibling rivalry and feud
His gestures large his gazes low and lewd
I must admit he was a stud in bed
A psychic soul in dirty mind I read
A father figure somehow karma skewed
Nonsexual stuff the physical assault
Our furious father drew the line at rapes
He self anonymised the jackanapes
He struck us crooked like a lightning bolt
If ired I chuck the closest crockery
Its what we want in mutual mockery
Chorus - crockery earthenware porcelain


Sunday, December 19, 2021

Revised sonnet #154

I swear Im gaoled inside this realm of dead 
Higher selves the scopes I scale I can escape
If smallest nesting doll I ape to ape
At pains the smallest piece of me is shed
The pinhole cameras to thought too wed
I find I bulge at bruise I scab at scrape
I mind too much a homicide or rape
I pity victims picture pain I dread
A social system based upon abuse
Endorphin dopamine adrenalin are dropped
In drama rigged as rush then quickly shopped
You blow up big you bust a figured fuse
The neighbour nesting doll you sit in selves
I zoom in zealous my heart further delves
Chorus - selves save sebe

Friday, December 17, 2021

Revised sonnet #153

I had the heaviest crush upon this boy
It went against the grain the commonsense
I wanted him a distance off of hence
I wasnt vulgar when it came to joy
In company I posed as cool and coy
And he approved that regal reticence
I squashed and obfuscated evidence
Of love I wouldnt notably annoy
I love all folk I meet though from afar
Up close I know Ill naively notice cracks
Id rather sidestep stuff a person lacks
Especially those such as he at par
Eye corners occupied a boy is watched
It satisfies in circumstance unbotched
Chorus watched observed viewed

Sunday, December 12, 2021

Revised sonnet #152

A squash of springs a judder down a jolt
As we aligned and smooched along the couch
A possible experience one youd vouch
I was too pretty pretty much at fault
I fondled short of physical assault
I worried much if hed yell out odd ouch
I planted him in front of nether pouch
I splashed in spermicide a single malt
I was the business and beautiful
The hair and halter collar wedding one
The lipstick saucy swell as setting sun
I was the dominant yet dutiful
I mesmerized a fancy friend of friend
I sparked a jolt of fun thats that the end
Chorus - friend crony pal

Sunday, December 05, 2021

Revised sonnet #151

Off Lady Luck the reveries took mass
Awakened soul I came across you late
True love the load I reckoned ultimate
Yes dead in abstinence the cravings crass
The reasons why Id love you come to pass
Ive found it fun youve failed to ovulate
Its not the plan to over populate
I claim you mine I slap your arse or ass
Alive are we each dawning day is blessed
A waiting lady calm in coma lies 
A canker victim rises slumps and dies
A sexton sinks to crater final rest
In others happiness I hit a lark
In others sadness solace mine I mark
Chorus lark frolic romp

Revised sonnet #150

He poked it snug I gave a grunt and sigh
I felt a pleasure pinch I couldnt quell
I wore in public such a weighty shell
Of discipline I came hard me oh my
I kept on going heaved hard hips wont wage why
I played out universe thats parallel
As doppelganger gung ho gonged a bell
I squeezed inside to sate I drained him dry
The pleasure proved too much that bodily
I felt ashamed of selfishness a freak
He mirrored me the voltage wild though weak
A soul in skin and bone trapped shoddily
I dot the is I preach the ps and qs
I loathe all narcissists the ripples clues
Chorus qs qs qs

Thursday, December 02, 2021


Atlantis
At place
Lant stale urine
Is separate
Atlantis storage building or out house of stale urine
Lantern jar of stale urine, lant urn
philosopher's stone phosphorus stone kidney stone
lant urn lantern all chemicals required  human urine powder cinnamon powder wood charcoal
empires are built on trade, not war, therefore, detergent or lant was at the centre of Atlantis

Sunday, November 28, 2021

Revised sonnet #149

He rolled up close as close to cup my rear
I curved to sync and sighed he stroked my nape
He skipped the cellulite its creepy crepe
He whispered something sweet inside my ear
He fondled boobs mine flopped in flattened shape
He tweaked tall teats invited cosmic cheer
I grunted blissed out by the jolly jape
He groaned approval sealed us peer to peer
The pins and needles nuisance files and rows
Inflicted complicated kind of chick
I suffered dead arm sacrifice too sick
I sat on bed end bent to body woes
I guessed at groin unseen I gripped his glans
The strokes unspecified of broken plans
Chorus glans glande glandi 

Sunday, November 21, 2021

Revised sonnet #148

His friendly fingers fumbled fingers mine
I fought off fear irrational alarm
I laid on wisely witty worldly calm
A testy tingle rose up my tense spine
A part of me Id vouch a clinging vine
The bulk of me Id brand a blocking balm
In cause and consequence of every qualm
I was a slave to clocks thats Saturnine
The looking glass him had here looking back
It flattered much his finely featured face
Expression free I wondered would it crack
And self I noted nudging neat embrace
The make up flushing cheeks harsh colour lack
Hes such a gentleman a gemini
Ive dropped our doppelgangers let it by
Chorus - gemini gemelli geminis 

Sunday, November 14, 2021

Revised sonnet #147

Oooh Ahmed murmur mine I stifled sigh
I pressed own face against his jacket flap
I pulled away a little bye and bye
If shy I had honed human handicap
I wondered whether we yoked eye to eye
Hed dare one day impress a sudden slap
I didnt fetch the facts I spoke on fly
I felt his silence kind of ghastly gap
He wasnt one in straits to whine or lope
He signed us safe in gestures winks and nods
His candied compliments excluded scope
The nervousness he noted shortened odds
His finger raised a moment my tipped chin
His dipped head dealt a kiss I drew akin
Chorus chin barbilla mento

sonnet #146A Dr Quack

You surely know the name its Doctor Quack
Im ninety years old give or grab a day
Too many people pocket pension pay
I make a mint off life insurance knack
Just single cancer code youll never crack
Youre born the once your brain then dies away
To hundred kinds of cancers say I nay
The growth of neurons hideous hard to hack
Outlive your doctor by years say a score
And prove to world they medicated much
Your fancy sugar pills expensive crutch
The aspirin in lowly margin lore
Outlive your doctor say a century
Your state straight send aeons into penury
Chorus century eeu siglo

Friday, November 12, 2021

Revised sonnet #146

Insistent soul I like to dominate
The rendezvous unreal art gallery
I didnt know I let her nominate
I left it up to learned Valerie
Abstracted from assault and battery
The female foisted guilt to obligate
The portrait plain I laid on flattery
I was in praise of fine art profligate
Emotions blind us bind us blinkered folk
To camera obscura pin hole box
To print on paint a patent master stroke
The switch unorthodox to orthodox
What once was built up shall then ever be
As we in pax agree to disagree
Chorus be ser vara

Sunday, November 07, 2021

Revised sonnet # 145

The hug I felt asudden spoke of fizz
Arms over shoulders either side of neck
I bobbled body mine against that his
A trusting type I clung I kept in check
I closed eyes confident I neednt squizz
I felt Id follow his exclusive beck
Id read the recipe Id worked out whizz
The previous man accepted olden speck
I heard a subtle heckling little cough
I lost the hug eyes opened own accord
The hint of cosmic karma from the horde
Enough to switch a public pashing off
The sort of love Ive found its fully fair
Ill wish on every soul a place in pair
Chorus fair just reasonable

Thursday, November 04, 2021

necropolis - word to be taken at face value, a capital city. Capital, dead money of some interest. Bone China, recycled crematorium ash. How long would it take to cover NZ with graves? 150 years. What might a ditchman prepared to sell his own grandmother offer to natives? A graecoromano parliament built on reclaimed land.♠️♠️♠️

Saturday, October 30, 2021

Revised sonnet #144

As you tread by my side
The green and ebbing waves
I hold back empty pride
Were students biding slaves
Sea grapes your charming crown
My heirloom coloured glass
On shattered shells walk down
Two surfers we let pass
The breeze removes sun heat
Our brows at puzzle knit
Sand hoppers leap and flit
They look like easy meat
Our vows are now remade
In off white toitoi shade
Chorus remade redone reworked 

Friday, October 29, 2021

Revised sonnet #143

It looked a universe thats parallel
Things kiltered odd or off a little bit
The ankle bracelet loose a less than perfect fit
I missed the exercise yard showers and cell
The urge to fondle females hard to quell
I saw their struggles now I cared a whit
Id only wrestled never knifed or hit
To stop the cycle dead I wouldnt dwell
I humped away in doggie style ad hoc
The groans in sync I sensed too much type own
In murky mirror merged twins flesh and bone
I sexually assaulted self the shock
The hair I raked arrear at crest in zest
Unruly was I had a beard to chest
Chorus zest gusto relish

Thursday, October 28, 2021

Revised sonnet #142

A broken man I rule the wasted world
The suit of armour keeps in plaster cast
The bits of me that flew off safely furled
I heal in peace the war is won at last
The castle caved to minstrel cornet blast
Unwanted strains enhanced abuses hurled
In smoke down wind that killed and curled
I wore the helmet filtered foe aghast
The water reservoir I joined to rest
To waterways across the world all one
To walled in freezers based on sunshine shun
Ice cream of oats on berries springtime fest
The squires afford a jig of hunting stoats
In mirror armour fancy foe view rotes
Chorus stoats stoats stoats

Wednesday, October 27, 2021

Revised sonnet #141

The sore eyes welled with weird tears merely felt
I stepped aside a better view to catch
Of her the nuances mother nature dealt
That beauty buffed once gave a cause to snatch
The kookiness though proved a problem catch
I wasnt perfect either far off svelte
I cringed the coordinates of mutual melt
The pedantry and pettiness one batch
I fumbled from eyes buttons furtive fun
Till her thin dickey opened working wide
I fumbled straps of bra tweaked clasp undone
I fumbled bounteous breasts and cups inside
Then she sighed smoothly giving go ahead
Just plucked the buckled belt I carried her to bed
Chorus ahead forth onward

Monday, October 25, 2021

Revised sonnet #140

Art deco granite buildings scrape the sky
Theyre speckled by incessant pigeon lime
Theyve sprouted grasses from their mortar slime
As nature claims them back I wonder why
Theyre vertical harmonicas to eye
They brake the ocean breeze to better clime
Their murmurs mutate music motion prime
Of previous civilisations they sigh
The pixies crammed inside hot kilns the wood
Deforested till they hit lant and sand
Of bricks the masons cities built up grand
The grasses filled in faked a neighbourhood
I love this pixie girl of pointed ears
A lumberjack of scissor snips and sears
Chorus ears ore uszy

Wednesday, October 20, 2021

Revised sonnet #139

A pensive look adorned his pretty face
I wondered what his clever brain had brewed
Id let him be I gave him a slice of space
I was his champion ever since I wood
Off days are days you save you bring embrace
To bad hair rashes itches comments crude
You lift the moult of low light lint via grace
You wash out dirt and dye youre fainter hued
His budgie smugglers showed the line of knob
In summer heat I felt a little lewd
Trust my silk swimsuit nipples nearly nude
I gaoled his gaze the cleavage did its job
I swiped him seasponge soaped in yin yang swirls
His pigeon chest a mat of muddy curls
Chorus - swirls churns twists

Thursday, October 14, 2021

Revised sonnet #138

He probed my private parts the buff abyss
Our fingers interlocked our palms in palms
I sighed he moaned and planted next his kiss
His fingers loosened grip he stroked my arms
He slipped out silkily I didnt diss
Our bodies were awash in oils and balms
I slapped his balls at leisure quitting qualms
He groaned inserting back he pumped true bliss
I wanted life to be the simplest stuff
I didnt want to face or find out fault
I didnt fear a physical assault
I didnt rate too much as not enough
The future looks uncertain void of form
Hind sight is easy seen the current norm
Chorus form border outline
 

Tuesday, October 12, 2021

Revised sonnet #137

I stuck my craven lips upon Roys lips
I felt the oomph of oozing nether glands
I held his head my fingers stroked at strands
I draped along the bonnet grille in grips
Once semi splayed I heaved hard hips to hips
Our jeans uncool of far from famous brands
The dry hump safe it spoke of what expands
I reckoned set up serious skinny dips
The bonnet bent then bounced back burden us
He planted kisses down my collar bone 
His fingers burnished buttons teased the fuss
I synced the public pleasure groan at moan
He raised his shin to rub my covered crotch
My reputation took a niche up notch
Chorus - crotch lap groin

Thursday, October 07, 2021

Revised sonnet #136

I gasped I failed to furthermore resist
His lips probed pulled and pressed at my own lips
He slid inside on dinghy bob and list
He palmed and patted my hot bum and hips
The previous men had been just gaydar blips
Thats muscled dreamy memes or made up mist
This Jim Id formulate as frank in gist
And wise to waves he vectored crests and dips
I pulled his bum to vector slaps and pumps
He grunted great approval nothing less
At least I wasnt absent down in dumps
That scull I proved a sport at sex success
Rare veil of cirrus cloud obscured the sun
A gull the witness wild to fleeting fun
Chorus sun sol zon

Wednesday, October 06, 2021

Revised sonnet #135

He filched advantage from a muddled mind
He cuddled me I kept as open eyed
His closed I guessed he grunted cood and sighed
He complimented me on my behind
He proved a saucy sort yet so steel spined
His kisses shuttered me impromptu plied
I claimed him sweetest soul I often lied
I was a little wet enough to grasp and grind
I couldnt summon clever memes on cue
I wasnt wise to ways of lonely men 
In various kinds I craved both zest and zen
A romp in bed I reckoned overdue
He might judge me as lonely stuck in shell
Else flatter me those doubts of self try quell
Chorus shell case hull

Monday, September 27, 2021


 

Thursday, September 23, 2021

Revised sonnet #134

It was the first time now he drove me back
He clicked the door ajar and drew me out
He stuck a kiss across my waiting pout
I gave hugs graciously I nursed the knack
I saw him symbol social code to crack
I knew him stable neither loon nor lout
I knew he sometimes suffered standard doubt 
I knew his bank account a solid stack
Involuntary figure fixed in dream
If incubus of true to type taboo
I woke up from its escalating scheme
Hed nearly pleased me yet the word was whew
I shall invite him soon inside my house
Ive let him burnish buttons on my blouse
Chorus house dwelling residence

Tuesday, September 21, 2021

Revised sonnet #133

I wore a lemon coloured frock at first
Id piled up high my red and curly hair
His famous flings had proven flagrant dare
As ladies man in ways he wasnt worst
His patter much impressed as minted air
He was a whizz at dance his lips half pursed
He reckoned we were willed on pretty pair
He was in compliments of value versed
His wife estranged I reckoned part time whore
He didnt know I knew her passing well
His pick up line a cliche truth to tell
A female friend informed of many more
I coaxed the calibration bar to low
I joined him jubilant in shallow show
Chorus low laag lav


 

Thursday, September 16, 2021

Revised sonnet #132

His hot hand right around my neck he groped
I writhed to free myself I swung aside
He launched his lips they smacked air wending wide
I wished a referee then interloped
Id said I was a kooky chick in jest
He didnt virulently disagree
Anonymised himself a fake yet free
A solemn silhouette perfect second best
He said I was a lovely lady like the rest
I didnt say I was the only one
As hankypanky plays a part in fun
Hed be a mummys boy if self assessed
I clicked ajar the door then out I jumped
He sat at steering wheel Id left him stumped
Chorus jumped hopped sprung

Tuesday, September 14, 2021

Revised sonnet #131

I loathe the ignorance of immigrants
Theres student slavery theyre our odd own
Off unemployment numbers underblown
The childrens labour law a paedo stance
I wont eat pangolin or wriggling fresh
To parasites off limit gut and brain
The toasted sandwich charcoal poison drain
Yes what I like and what is healthy mesh
The deserts like a drive in cinema
At night the cacti open blooms to bats
You snuggle runaways youre like their pa
You point your tungsten torch at feral cats
You wink your lights at dozy drunk elf owls
And scenery the chupacabra prowls
Chorus owls uile ululae

Monday, September 13, 2021

Revised sonnet #130

The paddle driven gondola appeared
To cut through coloured glass a wave at bow
A wake at stern two queers on quay then neared
Their Gatto masks emitted miaow on miaow
Our Bauta masks mute mum they werent as weird
The girl on girl a dated pleasure now
At Ponte delle Tette the paddler paused and leered
To Florians barocca and noodle chow
In masquerade the Carnivals elite
Allows itself the swap of sex as guise
Allows itself the value face to eyes
Conceit canal its wholly water street
Ice raked through riddle onto anisette
You sip I wonder what else can I get
Chorus anisette anice anijs
 

Thursday, September 09, 2021

Revised sonnet #129

Quiet liaison sensual session should you dare
Bi curious client if tentative in taste
Exclude blame hypothetically chaste
Accept as gospel how youre kind of queer
The scented candles waft us floral cheer
Ive tightly tied the towel around thin waist
The massage board by beautiful you graced
I pat your well oiled ribs aches disappear
I deal to womans woes unlock the pain
I push and ply injustices away
It likely lasts a healthy hour or day
Together glued I frig for fiscal gain
A giggling gigolo Ill work you hard
In sandalwood oil streaked take cash or card
Chorus hard forceful vigorous

Wednesday, September 08, 2021

Revised sonnet #128

She stared so sultry didnt blink it vexed 
She said she specialised in overhauls
I rated her a smidgen undersexed
I sported bottom growth of genitals
She was uncut she hid inside the balls
I looked at her as he as half arse hexed
I shouldnt have allowed those queer crank calls
In phalloplasty my junk self annexed
The Family and Naval pub the place
To binge on beer and pick up fancied folk
I shouted her a cocktail rum and coke
And back on Krd I parried her embrace
I gave the glamour pusss face a slap
I caught off her one nasty brand of clap
Chorus slap slam smack

Tuesday, September 07, 2021

Revised sonnet #127

I was talked down to lots he wouldnt spurn
I wanted so to do the very same
It wasnt me though stressed inside Id churn
The sarcasm stilted came off rather lame
The right to me I made the thing to earn
I dodged him more and more in mental game
I wasnt wedding ready yet hed yearn
Id never ever mentioned my old flame
I loved Ians pace of life I loved its perk
I lounged in limousine and private jet
I loved his rants he rarely roared regret
He was a womaniser fatal quirk
Im lonely lots and fear Ill end up nixed
Whats wrong with men Ive never fully fixed
Chorus nixed dropped quashed

 

Wednesday, September 01, 2021

Revised sonnet #126

My pulse accelerated next I sighed
He raised himself a bit and stepped away
He followed rules Id like to first obey
I forced the future fun thighs open wide
I saw set shower the steam the glass abide 
I smelt the sudsy soap in strokes at play
I saw him drop the sponge on shelving gray
He was a savvy specimen I eyed
I felt the naughty pleasure resonate
I memorised his every raw caress
I wished I wasnt such a moral mess
I felt the lurch of scene to desolate
True love and love at first view plain perplex
I sacrificed a stance to sensual sex
Chorus perplex bemuse confound