I sped the skate board bumbled public path
I wore a safety helmet strapped to chin
A gamma male I caught a karens wrath
On shove I crashed I squirmed the sadists grin
Yet ugly fellows sometimes score a win
A puma picked up me the purest chance
I was a find the scene a bargain bin
I copped the kiss of life till ambulance
The plastic surgeon stumped took artists stance
Id scrapped all scary early photographs
A clever little nose job lands you nuance
Id been the butt of beta hyena laughs
Ive come to clip a Stacy from a Chad
I clambered rungs its Becky whos just sad
Chorus Chad Charlie Chuck
