Revised sonnet #163
In Onehunga car park public gents
Its me and missus screwing upon a wall
I once a maggot worked the hospital
I writhed in wounds I aided accidents
You poo and pee and peep us from your stall
Yes loose your bowels and bladder heave it hence
And wipe your bum youll hit the shopping mall
In pristine shape youll leave us stinky vents
The Asian punter squats above the seat
And seems to ice a massive coffee cake
If floaters froth unflushable Ill eat
The coitus interrupt us missus sake
The cistern smells of Spanish fly or farts
I pin the missus puny private parts
Chorus farts putter scoregge
