Your silk skirts scarves and stockings crackle loud
How hackles heighten home in goddess power
Antennae they sense aura they soon scour
Your static ecstatic soul I gasp Im wowed
An automatic watch can hoard an hour
Face radium luminescent dots endowed
Your beauty flows free from a crowded bower
Bioluminescent little lumens vowed
I met you minutes prior yes youre you close
Arse cheek arcs cleft upon a sponge stuffed chair
Upon a kitchen sink a straggling hair
Your dna in scent a heady dose
A vital goddess million versus one
Youre millions rolled out one youre youth rerun
Chorus one single unit
Friday, October 16, 2015
sonnet Your silk skirts scarves
Thursday, October 15, 2015
sonnet They brought their baby
They brought their baby by own faery will
It didnt smile or play at peekaboo
It didnt mug to mum on kiss and coo
If self absorbed its interest touched nil
They queried could I please apply a skill
I said I burgled no invaders knew
I stole in candlelight in light of lieu
I could arrange a changeling louevre or grille
The baby noticed stranger faces fawn
A strangers rattle pillow dolls and crib
He laughed to spittle strapped in strangers bib
All wept their babbling baby breaking dawn
They heard a changeling change across the fence
I swapped again the babies many pence
Chorus fence barrier wall
Wednesday, October 14, 2015
sonnet In slinks and laughs
In slinks and laughs a girl I sort of brave
I sense her party seeks a sudden rush
I squirm a warm and overwhelming crush
I know her mothering should soothe or save
All decency Ive mustered would I waive
All praise prepared I might just gush as mush
Embarrassing her till her feintest flush
Met my own blush her stoic stance suave and grave
Indifference assumed Ill stare askance
A nearness physical Id never end
And back is kept on her so shell just glance
A social love on me a man expend
We chitchat often chummy always in check
I sense her lazing gaze on back and neck
Chorus check limit restraint
Tuesday, October 13, 2015
sonnet I sight a city
I sight a city full of serpents seeming pipes
Of seething quartz chameleon mix in hues
And toxic fops effeminate in stripes
As fun as poison frogs in blatant blues
I sight eight busybody bossy types
Urge piles of coloured leaves unending dues
And squash said stuff in sacks on smirks and gripes
All shrugs and ritualised booboo boohoos
We aim our potent poison pipes while eying
Our man and jaguar crouched in caapi vines
In clearing each at others roar reclines
On backs both lie and paw at parrots flying
And chew on caapi leaves and play at one
A shamans trip is twigged as good as done
Chorus one single unit
Sunday, October 11, 2015
sonnet Accept you live life
Accept you live life lent and learnt in rote
And dwell on farther future more refined
Your second nature underneath needs note
Your consciousness just floats above aligned
Your heart and lungs extensive atoms tote
Your ins and outs of oxygen a grind
And they ignore your brain its casted vote
Your ribs rise rigid rigid fall in bind
And as I sit and sip a cup of tea
And monkish meditate on queerest quirk
Your heart and lungs of own accord just work
Yes consciousness is all you small small me
I love you lots and much more if I let
A mantra hum makes most of maisonette
Chorus let allow permit
Saturday, October 10, 2015
sonnet Its funny filling blanks
Its funny filling blanks and joining dots
When doctors hint your innards telltale true
Youre just a factory you jig out jots
Off dna your rna will view
Your mannerisms your manners lucky lots
I know in echo nuance what makes you you
Your vital organs order nanobots
Who engineer who nip and tweak and screw
A carbon copy flukes afresh again
I chant your praises ink your stereotype
What makes you stand out is hazy hype
A perfect carbon copy rut would feign
Youre one of kind in kinks and burrs unique
A goddess zooming out a shimmer chic
Chorus unique individual nonpareil
Thursday, October 08, 2015
sonnet Is my bared brain
Is my bared brain a naked thing you leer
An octopus an open mind and nerves?
An inky cloud of squirts alerts and serves
As cover how Id back off blend in rock appear
I love your floral fragrance when youre near
I praise your pretty hair and patent curves
Your pantyline of menu braille hors doeuvres
Your cameltoe affront and fingered less arrear
A novelty I rudely right a wrong
I mash a medium risk immoral memes
I build a labyrinth and string along
I thaw out tawdry theatrical type themes
My praise in point a hot or cold engarde
As if of tempered steel no shonky shard
Chorus engarde alert warning
Wednesday, October 07, 2015
sonnet The siamese tower
The siamese tower of prisms of periscope
Lower prism a die of fabled arc and flood
Higher prism a die of menial mongrel blood
Of scrolling roman empire envelope
Adjab is void of vowels and never dud
Investing movement its diacritics cope
If calques and cognates court a planted pope
Italian French and Spanish branch and bud
Vague features set on symmetry engage
In sketches solemnise a smokey style
Your almond eyes on alternates beguile
On damsels peering from a wellworn page
Okay Im right rude read I gawk and gawk
Your robot eyes too hearken homing hawk
Chorus gawk ogle stare
Sunday, October 04, 2015
sonnet Perhaps a shame I
My lady love her look of spectral scope
Via pupils black in her pellucid eyes
Bioluminescent deuter water dope
As occult oceans up garnet crystals rise
She proves a pliant power plant of isotope
Shes tender nice and tough an envelope
Of hierarchy of quantum lows and highs
Her eyes exceed our sun and moon if moist
A many trillion years of water well
Her static spark of life in limpid gel
From morbid mood may haul away and hoist
If tender nice and tough in fine effect
Shes tender tough and nice I interject
Chorus effect aftermath conclusion
Thursday, October 01, 2015
sonnet Your chat concludes in
I guess you not a soul whod watch and wait
Your scuffed shoes shuffle stamp and skip is odd
I buy your paunch your grey and balding pate
You arent a gym attending built greek god
Ive come of age Im never more jail bait
I squirm a sweet and sentimental clod
You are a stepping stone I intimate
A rubber glove you donned you called it cock
Account of comb like fingers that flipflop
A condom teat just didnt tear or pop
Your cockadoodle do made my knees knock
In bloom late lo I rate as overripe
My budding boobs you didnt gripe or hype
Chorus overripe overrijp ovuerreyp
Tuesday, September 29, 2015
sonnet In harmony Ill whimper
In harmony Ill whimper hurts rehearsed
In seeing an orphan specially abused
In seeing a low laid loyalist never nursed
In seeing a taunting braggarts bile enthused
In seeing all credit hung on workers worst
In seeing strong luck and feeble flunkey fused
In seeing an ignoramus stringing versed
In seeing a stricter censor merely mused
In seeing rites overblown remain unburst
In seeing nicked knuckles after clash excused
In seeing a skill at leisure loosely used
In seeing a nerdishness in knowledge thirst
In middle age stings stiffen numbing cease
As but in death do we propose a peace
Chorus cease end stop
Sunday, September 27, 2015
sonnet Our world reads ripened
A baking dish of dough that rises sour
A curdling jar of yoghurt clumps in ooze
A breathing bag of cheese of pungent power
In autumn evergreens least lush leaves lose
And foreign shrubs still stubborn further flower
And boardroom coups can claim an extra hour
And model trophies serially amuse
While seedless table grapes off cuttings fruit
When sack potato eyes sprout shoots in dark
When trees axed down to trunks twigs bud off bark
While mulch of green grass thickens turf at root
See sex is dodged by staple cells of yeast
Yes you could clone your busy self at least
Chorus yeast fermento gist
Friday, September 25, 2015
sonnet Ask Cousin Cupid why
Ask cousin Cupid why youre what you eat
A clone discreet according juicy glands
As bodyclock divides your various demands
As rna exports its nutrients nearly neat
Your feet are big as mine yet not as fleet
Your freckles field as heavier on your hands
Your eyes are bolder thanks to stipple bands
Your pores perspire much more in humid heat
Your hay like hair acquired a hint of gray
As minerals from follicles up reached
As habitat and vectors held a sway
My sun like hair insisted sunshine bleached
Im slightly shorter under hawks eye odd
Were sort of brothers peas in common pod
Chorus odd peculiar weird
Wednesday, September 23, 2015
sonnet Cool boot cut jeans
In denim stiff I might chafe wince or writhe
In work wear faded sold as second hand
Off stringent fast I felt limbs light and lithe
I paid cash satisfied impulse demand
I snaffled jeans chips cheap in tax or tithe
I pondered owner prior gay glum or grand
I squizzed at hospice hand on downs off scythe
One day I see said brand in window pane
On women dummies draped at local mall
Im normal height as male no tiptoe crane
In life Ive found freak few fine girls as tall
I spied on lovers arses found a level pair
He head height taller tallied inches spare
Chorus pair brace couple
Monday, September 21, 2015
sonnet Our cousin Cupid fell
He stumbled into lucid dream and snored
Of all inventions clever which would keep?
And what wild words had ancients blabbed if bored?
A cauldron gurgled coked its bloomer roared
Of previous civilisation a peep
Its fancy filigree unharmed his hoard
Its choke on science hed render rip or reap
In polar cities streets imagined maze
He noticed axis poles at south at north
Haul astral water worldly back and forth
Off tethered satellites a glacial glaze
A lava gas had made his bellows float
A funny skinny voice escaped his throat
Chorus float flotador flotteur
Friday, September 18, 2015
sonnet A theatre villain great
Your turn of character is quite unique
I wish infatuation a forceful fad
I wish I could avoid you no Im weak
Youre just a gentleman youre cruel a cad
You bow ahead you pinch a bum a tweak
You muster me more mad or sad or glad
I could expose you yet in place Im meek
I loathe your vanity its boldly skewed
You reckon pink is red and cream is white
You reckon up is down and left is right
And still I validate you askance viewed
Youre multifaceted a gem judged flawed
I crave you clean cut clearly overawed
Chorus blemished flawed peccable
sonnet I read your double
I read your double kiss or double cross
As portent treacherous you rise to raze
Its simple cipher so I scarcely faze
As from yore young you hankered after dross
Your feeble fling I fret its little loss
I say your pretty pretty eyes amaze
At yin yang dot white black dot do I gaze
On hemisphere waves wake I sea a joss
Ive scoured a sacrificial zinc on hull
Of silver plates it scores off nobles rust
A lesser part of union next to null
Revenge affair in mind Ill fulfill lust
You gurgle clockwise down a steel sink hole
I gurgle anticlockwise down sunk soul
Chorus hole aperture gap
Thursday, September 17, 2015
sonnet You need to make
Your brains and looks are gifts of demigod
Or partial clone then first aid blood and bone
A freezer packet dropped in cryonic pod
Your baby face is little changed its known
Your wise young mind is marveled old and odd
If natures notions needle overflown
Add sensor infra red to cone and rod
Things heal or grow in grace theyd interlace
As if a limb that grows again on skink
Youd grow a part and plug a socket chink
As harbinger to rest of human race
I urge you weightless grow a genial giant
In outer space immortal proud and pliant
Chorus giant behemoth colossus
sonnet I give a care
I give a care as certified dry nurse
Im not a prostitute or parasite
A silver linings clicked in monthly curse
In year round bust aesthetic not right quite
A bitch in heat extends a pinker purse
Its open season morning noon and night
Dog boobs as temporary bags disperse
Milk forward puppies slurp in sweet delight
I lie on beanbags then undo my blouse
I utter oink oink oink a backward code
My nursing cups on hinges then unhouse
My piglet pacifiers my node and node
My sad runts granted scrum I never spritz
I keep a peace I cure a bacon blitz
Chorus spritz issue jet
Wednesday, September 16, 2015
sonnet We scarcely dare address
A lot of light burns eyes its crude in kind
We squizz a pale adjacent moon as soon
Sunset sunrise they softly melt ones mind
When dawn when dusk sun sits in cloud cocoon
It lingers like an orange zest or rind
It crinkles like a party past balloon
It slices like a saw far hills aligned
A hue man holds earth his a proper place
A shine man holds a star a home as real
My second sense insists they interlace
Yours yon a second home a white dwarf star
Your oxygen and carbon quarters gun
A soupspoon dram ends up a teaspoon ton
Chorus gun race zoom
Sunday, September 13, 2015
sonnet A burdens borne you
Your kiddie voice is thin it isnt ick
A broken voice is gristly tracheal thick
And booms afield and boisterously bids
As dna undoes and banks or rids
I calibrate a common country hick
You calibrate a basic city chick
A kid is what you stall at stick on skids
If kissing cousins court you neednt cringe
Youre pure as pedigree or thoroughbred
I guess you greatly overvalue minge
As peace is plied and two tribes wend well wed
A kid if early had they wont exhume
A mongoloid inside a long lost tomb
Chorus exhume disinter unearth
Thursday, September 10, 2015
sonnet My sight and spirit
My sight and spirit are at civil war
One loves a glamour which allieves your looks
One loves a cheekiness your spark at core
Irate at each I wonder which one rooks
In calling pax I play out pretty poor
Temptation tickles me I twist on hooks
I flinch your forward flirty flaw in awe
I palm your gentle curves and prod your nooks
Youve been regraded seven stripped of nine
Its ego beaten off by back of brain
I know you too too well I preempt and deign
Im assinine you latch on like a vine
My eyes resist your eyes my protests pall
I live at large in giggles giddy gall
Chorus pall jade weary
Tuesday, September 08, 2015
sonnet You lie spread out
Off bed edge tawny twisted tresses trail
You flash at me eyes focused upside down
You grin at gravitas you next exhale
I ponder physics my suspected frown
A hint of gravity in head and tail
A brain inverted view its verb and noun
As daily habits double lens avail
Youre monkey modified a munted god
Your guts are jerrybuilt a microbiome
A kilogram of microbes claim it home
Your eyes are rudiments yet cone and rod
If ancient aliens angled accident
Ive loved you loads lined luck looks heavens lent
Chorus accident calamity disaster
Monday, September 07, 2015
sonnet Yes Ive got bushy
Yes Ive got bushy brows which nearly meet
Yes Ive got veiny temples loins and tits
Yes Ive got knobbly knees and pigeon feet
Yes Ive got whiskers wild a chin of zits
Yes Ive got body pong bad breath replete
Yes Ive got mood swings married peak and pits
Yes Ive got tummy turns which eat and eat
Yes Ive got frizzy hair a hat just fits
Yes Ive got tight sweat pants arresting rash
Yes Ive got mighty menstrual muscle cramps
Yes Ive got monthly daggies hidden damps
Yes Ive got dandruff on duds as if ash
No one loves me as me I dont damn them
I ooze sebaceous oil and draw down phlegm
Chorus them dem ze
Friday, September 04, 2015
sonnet I didnt want to
Half pied and she seemed savvy sterling yield
I didnt want to place a bet on field
As lady luck is one expensive dame
I eased in early eager ever lame
Her do up ritual reasoned part concealed
A concertina screen her wardrobe shield
I poured tea strained I sighed her maiden name
I chucked her clips and combs on verbal cue
I praised her shoes as art of great import
I lent her stub of lipstick sustained screw
I crimped her scarf as sensual suitors ought
A beauty blemish barely bids a judge
Id settle on it ours I wouldnt budge
Chorus judge arbiter referee
Wednesday, September 02, 2015
sonnet Your hairs light brown
Your Woippese charms infatuation fulfil
You captivate vast others too they grill
You strike as serious scarcely rid of rut
It hurts I hear you slurred a secret slut
Your rosy cheeks are chattered run of mill
Your nervous character is nattered nil
Your pithiness is pealed a pain in butt
Youd wear offshoulder sleeve a touch of queer?
You might as well exhibit wholly nude
Youd wear acrylic short shorts fabric sheer?
A pantyline and cameltoe ape lewd
I was indignant then I crawl contrite
Your controversial style sense scales such height
Chorus contrite penitent remorseful
Monday, August 31, 2015
sonnet Its heavy bones else
Which swells me jolly lunk a lode of lard
I grab at straws a pump up gastric band
Ill palliate appetite ten tonnes retard
In liposuction so I understand
A surgeons vat and vacuum hose work hard
As modern life aesthetics may demand
You cancel jolliness off credit card
I struck a babe on steep and squeaky stairs
My man breasts shirt ensconced swung her full face
I puffed up evolutions pride of place
I huffed impressed with how she had no airs
I feel her fun as she identifies
With sexy bosoms coaxed sweaty eyes
Chorus identifies catalogues pinpoints
Saturday, August 29, 2015
sonnet Youve come along way
Ive been briefed by aging buff toyboys
Youve honed a high pitched gormless girlish noise
Your gusto giggles aimed at dummy chum
Youd nestle on my knee until near numb
And balance books on head for perfect poise
Your pastel petticoat and ribbons rippling joys
Youd knead a hackle knot with palm and thumb
We bend on beige beanbags liplock and loll
Yes aphrodisiacs bring you back a dream
I prance around a dancing pole just sole
Its trade in trinkets saucy rigmarole
We sip at super sweet lime laced liqueurs
My sugar daddy drunk on panther purrs
Chorus liqueurs licors liquori
Thursday, August 27, 2015
sonnet Youve never needed me
I kind of care you close off social ranks
I kind of like you catching captious cranks
You kind of like me if Im out of whack
You pinch a thing and then you sneak it back
You trill ahead of time your million thanks
You perpetrate unhinged your petty pranks
You serve a solid back a solid smack
Youre one of those who hand on heart extoll
Your yoyo diets a force fed fad at last
Cholesterol good bad cholesterol
On day off day of fibre feast and fast
You bury me in stuff yourself youll dump
You can yet quit and nab another chump
Chorus dump jettison scrap
Tuesday, August 25, 2015
sonnet I didnt mean to
I only wished you panic pain a while
Youre rather rosy even when you rile
I couldve cussed you less or lite unkind
Your brothers camaraderies aligned
In second sense I envy somehow vile
I merely mosey on that extra mile
Ill get you frequently Ive sometimes pined
I bagged you busy since I erred inept
You cut your finger chopping onions fast
It reddened painless clean I reeled aghast
You wept your crocodile tears so adept
I shouldnt shiver if you smirk and cry
I shouldnt doubt the feeling eye to eye
Chorus cry sob weep
Monday, August 24, 2015
sonnet I hovered happy
It brought on focus amity and fun
As fiancee thus I felt a life begun
Our cautious parents would Im sure concur
I questioned actions courteous did I err?
In her unvoiced view was love underdone?
And wouldnt she incrementally shun?
If blinkered by love had her brain banned blur?
I offered her all my unfriendly fears
I kneeled and kissed in her veined violet wrists
If she ends barren full of cervix cysts?
If I end fallow full of testes tears?
Engaged and graduated wed wed well read
One trimester in baby bump our thread
Chorus read perused scanned
Friday, August 21, 2015
sonnet You mint me mesmerised
It means I cant unlock your heavy heart
Alls perfectly fine fixed in period meme
It means I cant excel off any chart
Yet facts you field as fateful fitful seem
As credit cards are empty timeless art
As rusty bombs in passing fall a part
And out of vogue shoes sport a grimier gleam
Your great grand ma of freak influenza died
And was ideally twin in looks and birth
Your sisters so as well and worth the earth
And tentative twin suns swing stuff out wide
And if each sperm moved more old same along
I sight you whole in one a single throng
Chorus along entlangs langs
Wednesday, August 19, 2015
sonnet Old auntie Audrey fancied
A homely cook whose genial grins you greet
I often help her strain out pip and pit
Her home made marmalade is super sweet
Ive copied that old fashioned cooking kit
She stands in model every meal I eat
I put on curlers pinny oven mitt
I bake a carrot cake as special treat
I guzzle smooth soy milk in litre loads
I scoff hashhish oil scones in kilo crams
I trowel on butter melonmango jams
A recipe which massive man breasts bodes
Yes genistein and daidzein ginger men
Ill dine out on fine phyto oestrogen
Chorus men folk people
Tuesday, August 18, 2015
sonnet A shemale swings a
Her hips hinge narrow over lanky legs
A succubus or siren scum or dregs
A tickle tease and stilted saucy flirt
Her fingers long elicit low alert
Her knotted blouse unbuttoned overeggs
Her beige bb big buff blow kisses begs
Her venus flytrap eyelashes catch curt
We wriggle turn and clap were crowded eyed
I mouth her lilac lips and lantern jaw
Her cleavage quivers gravity denied
Her bums a thing I slap and pat and paw
Evil eyes hunt hard hint of adams apple
Disco dazzle serves skin surface dapple
Saturday, August 15, 2015
sonnet You can improve on
Ill move naff memories out briefly bask
Its all she seeks I must succinctly ask
You citizen and stranger please concur
Our towns improved on this dot dont you err
Increase of population might just mask
Us strangers still so I darent take to task
Influx of folk the twelve a day or slur
If greater good holds too a greater bad
And good outnumbers bad a ratio run
Your mood in brief is glum at length is glad
Yourself see gorgeous girls add odds of fun
She scarcely ever gets offcolour sick
Prop prime her wellness past a cut or crick
Chorus sick ill feeble
Thursday, August 13, 2015
sonnet Once young and naive
We strolled in beautiful dells dales and hills
We tripped on roots we fell on forest floor
We slipped on river rocks we skipped in rills
Youre back unharmed a hero held if saddle sore
A knight who gallops gallantly and kills
Your scion is sliced a solid share and more
And my hurt heart with trepidation fills
Your cememeole thrummed lilts like a lute
You chant of chaste affairs of nuzzled nooks
Of steel swords hocked of wooden shepherds crooks
I wonder if I could embrace a brute?
Your timbre is deep you talk a foreign tongue
If prodded not as if Ive pierced your lung
Monday, August 10, 2015
sonnet Ive heard your finely
And found a beauty there of skin and thought
My searching eyes are settled soon at nought
Your soul is hidden under social grace
Bioluminescent sparkles interlace
Up ambient city light in bonds are brought
Up from your water wells your eyes Ive sought
Youre quintessential quirks of human race
I wonder if youre seeing a man on side
Ive weighed and flipped your diary would I dare
Undo its strap and seek a harm shed hide
Who else in town is damned as debonair?
A grafted evergreen a trivial root
Its Eves patina twigged and seedless fruit
Chorus root crux nub
Saturday, August 08, 2015
sonnet Youve suffered adverse situations
Youve bitten lips dry miffed appalled or mad
Youve smiled in front of foe and kissed a cad
Youve struck extremely shrewd yet surely tried
Youve let old principles engage your guide
Youve sighed insistent theres some stuff youd add
Youve made a point if mute youll not hide had
Youve nursed annoyed your clueless friend and pried
I home in held a flippant friend of friend
I note your nuances nurtured not enough
Ill print a pick up line on my white cuff
You can come calling curious colour lend
I covet clear you caught on edge of eye
And curving corneas bulge I brush bold by
Chorus eye aperture hole
Thursday, August 06, 2015
sonnet No doubt you bluntly
No doubt youd bluntly troll for single men
Inspecting words of waffle that youve said
Inanities you throw in now and then
Yes strangers must deduce you so ill bred
You sit in silence by your citizen
A bore and boring put up job you dread
Youll meet a lucky man who knows when
Youve billed yourself a bon vivant if read
Lunks lisp lolling looks least likely lesbian
Your pure opinion puts on airs it ails
Your crossed away thighs tell tall torrid tales
Tickled thugs tip the touch of off thespian
Your lowly ranking rounds out our hen crowd
Your phone a property you plonk it proud
Chorus crowd horde mob
Wednesday, August 05, 2015
sonnet She is straightforward fun
She just ingratiates gifted every glance
She stands by only ceremonial rank
She postures positive in circumstance
I cradle plump and curvy bum and shank
Her cleavage shadow quivers during dance
She says a sorry soon shes quick to thank
I feel her love I need no sword and lance
She drapes her joie de vivre with vivid tales
Casual couples cocked glove hankypanky
Ladykillers little mean and lanky
A flaming dragon flush with solid scales
We dance beneath wind chimes until we droop
We look out loopholes latch on chicken coop
Chorus droop languish wilt
Monday, August 03, 2015
sonnet She could be criticised
It could be kinder quickly done with class
Instead we dance platonic cold as brass
We twine half hearted hands just civilly
Why only yesterday she yielded seconds free
At her oak dresser table looking glass
I sipped at her peach smoothie demitasse
I licked my lips at bores wed often see
Acquaintances who dally duller yet
Pinch valued time enchanted chortled vie
And envy eats at craw I could cry dry
Rebuff and then reboot a better bet
Obsessed with her I grab at gossip glitz
Shes such a social butterfly she quits
Chorus glitz dazzle flair
Sunday, August 02, 2015
sonnet I didnt picture him
Red herring hyena breath and yellow fangs
My elephant gun flashed at bait big bangs
Recoil resulting knocked uncocked my hat
I couldnt pick a feline from a gnat
My bread and butter brawls and traffic prangs
I drop a drill in drawls burrs slurs and twangs
I buzz a root canal zilch ratatat
I suffer dreams in sultry sweat skin sticks
I see a skipping lion and skipping lamb
Acquire a sleeping calf in lavish licks
Of hoof and horn and tail and drool a dram
Byebye I think Ill board a chartered private jet
I bumped off beast and so I voided vet
Chorus jet gust stream
Thursday, July 30, 2015
sonnet We patronised a local
It puttered out at point of talking rash
It booted up innocuous choice chitchat
It struck as sick on sudden lightning flash
On honeymoon my pulse went pitapat
I gawked at grey as granite ragged gash
I craved a pastel pink and puffy slash
We got it on we tested this and that
In afterglow I gave nude neck a nip
I kissed white throat no adams apple bulge
Bobbed there I veritably can divulge
We geminis are joined at groin and hip
I covet her large lips it is as is
In theory tapeworm like a clitoris
Chorus is ist iz
Tuesday, July 28, 2015
sonnet As words in candlelight
And bridle jaded beauty they take toll
Your laughlines seemingly erased from soul
At dusk raise ransom rates for ancient rope
My lute is cobweb wound we somehow cope
Our mongoloid lad looks lots like a doll
He sends our coat of arms dumb down a bowl
Let our glum guest enchant and interlope
A troubled troubador a lute on knee
He trills a chant a classic quatorzain
Investing vaguest beauty fairest mane
He bleats a veiled insistence strums a plea
Let me live cuckold charmed a barren womb
For virile lovers young yawns wiggle room
Chorus womb origin source
Saturday, July 25, 2015
sonnet Wholehearted he a kissing
I estimate he levels life accord
We roll in sunstruck straw we stomp on sward
We stand stock still at mums inscripted tomb
Hes not that young in years hes off his bloom
Hes richly pledged he serves a local lord
He leads a squire and cotters crops afford
Huge sacks of spoils and martial laurels loom
He flaunts a visor spurs and black bear furs
A dappled steed obeys his tugging reins
A dose of daring rides his red blood veins
Who raises sword against him surely errs
My whole heart hurts adulating either
Knight and lutist is he both yet neither
Chorus either alternate duplex
Thursday, July 23, 2015
sonnet Id fled from rural
Id fled from rural scenes in summer rains
To storied dormitories close to school
The broken barns and rusty rooster vanes
In memory a poor unpolished jewel
It was three years of drafting decks and drains
Of budget bowls of noodles goopy gruel
I dawdled back to malls and metal cranes
A civil engineer in labour pool
At dusk two slugs twined they oozed out a foam
And jolted dangling off a jamb above
At dawn two flies affronted making love
Upon a sill adjacent kept a comb
A students life is small you weep and heave
A sparrows life is far too short to grieve
Chorus leave depart exit
Tuesday, July 21, 2015
sonnet She was as vain
All narcissists sustain a decibel
At one in plummy tones they trill and pipe
In looking glasses trapped they comb and gel
Shed trash my tribulation horrid hype
On her own trivial troubles ages dwell
Who could call her a gorgeous guttersnipe?
It was indifference not kiss and quell
Perspective wasnt her vast virtue viewed
At surgical enhancement she just jeered
Boom bust bra sizes struck so slightly weird
And yoyo diets endured as fuel for feud
I wave off women who while yearning yawn
I break off bothered either brain or brawn
Chorus yawn crack split
Monday, July 20, 2015
sonnet The moon appears in
The moon appears in western firmament
At dusk its sickle cyclic ending jars
Hung under Mars and Venus spark like stars
An awe inviting mystical event
Yet my eyes from your eyes are shortly rent
I hit souls stepping out of sidelong cars
As we all mill the kiosks and shops and bars
I say a sorry catch no bruise or dent
I seek your eyes I stroll on ionised air
I dream of more and more young gorgeous girls
And dapper dudes aplenty worlds in whirls
I see none else you just youre curse averse
The finest figure wedges wool and purse
Chorus averse loath opposed
Sunday, July 19, 2015
sonnet Thats not my passion
The crows feet bum fluff fair big boobs that flag
The cellulite and beefy arms that bag
The cameltoe thigh gap trade off on hold
You teach me as if Im a ten year old
I dare you since youre like a dude in drag
I fall in fugue affronted when you nag
You scowl in fit accosted when I scold
Your canines capped youve glorified your gob
Ill join your juicer diet if duets are wise
Ill shout you just a little nose tip job
A laser treatment too youve bright blue eyes
I need you nice near nude your native knack
I crave your candy kisses cram the lack
Friday, July 17, 2015
sonnet Our seasons autumn mild
No winter burns and summer sears extreme
A secret snuggle weighs up winters meme
Or summers theme up weighs a flaunted fling
In troubled times Ive wed you ring on ring
Ours aggregated wealth a modest scheme
The carats piled on carats freehold bling
In sobre celebration greater gleam
Future feeds back fancifully lustre
It sparks off ether clear and crystal pure
Your opal Saturn rings dont lose allure
Rings roll rings still wring wrong right on fluster
Your love is a common household treasure
Raw times I prize poor luck long live leisure
Chorus treasure fortune wealth
Tuesday, July 14, 2015
sonnet It seems like happiness
Though nil to do with praises paid or earnt
Ive heard them elsewhere echo heard and said
Biorhythm rallies cash climbs so Ive learnt
A diary speaks of autopsy draws dread
If atomised or liquified or burnt
Its better off unbiased and not misread
It cant then trill telltale things which were werent
Id show you how much on you Ive been keen
Id ride the roof of any speeding train
Id lurch the lam and bring a ball and chain
Id blast blanks skyward from a magazine
I praise you from fresh straits of sanity
You never vanquish me through vanity
Chorus sanity commonsense reason
Monday, July 13, 2015
sonnet You cringe at centrifuge
As munchies speak of smoking legal weed
Your thighs may mill more locked in lycra tweed
Your trade off cameltoe if too too tight
You cant catch cancer waddling weed youre freed
A tax mans take eyes sharpen out of sight
Old nicotine just bridges building need
As weed and pension programs hit a height
So sweet you suckle massive homeless men
Cooked like eggs in daylight saving idyll
Chinatown slant stone pedestrian griddle
Youre bountiful mounds model citizen
Yes buy your burger but on the way out
Remember segregation halves a drought
Chorus out alien exterior
Sunday, July 12, 2015
sonnet I kept clam memory
I keep clam memory its my heist jewel
In my heart my prized prism planes unshown
Untested whether sparkling whether cool
I think it thus a thing none might disown
No second guess nods me a sage or fool
You set on me authoratively tone
I wear bermuda shorts and plumb your pool
A mental midget roused I make you moan
Your pretty eyes and lips just rort a room
Neat coconut oil lessens laughter lines
An automated laundry lifts your gloom
You volumise our start as valentines
Your ex coughed up massive alimony
Subsequent men crimped no acrimony
Chorus alimony excise tariff
Friday, July 10, 2015
sonnet No fracks in fertile
No fracks in fertile frond and forest lands
Just pill abiding babes in burrs and firs
No sea snake sibilants just squawks and whirrs
A cameltoe invites nude walnut glands
A pistol packed just ties up trusty hands
An apex peaceniks palms pin pussy purrs
A toothless moody moa in view avers
Or parrots peaceniks mumbled moans demands
A sense of sadness swats at middle east
If sexual fluids fry pits of arms spice stink
And rarest rains just force awol a beast
And skin unburnt in burqas blinks a drink
Rude rain and fungus flush a peacenik clean
A surly seagull grips hunch macho mean
Chorus clean fresh pure
Wednesday, July 08, 2015
sonnet If only I could
Atom deep beneath cartesian mangle
My soul might hover over foreign soil
My self consciousness yours meet via angle
But I ooze ocean off in ozone roil
Lonely thoughts things wretched whims can wrangle
At pencil scratches static tickles toil
Gluons goad quarks and hackles guessed entangle
Perhaps Im ashen you an urn of ode
Gold nerve nibs mint minds mark mine valued veins
Endorphins drummed up satisfy sport strains
Sewage sludge sifts pure in time gold robot lode
If half lives lived glide glow glance me mine yours
Revolving variant verses double doors
Chorus yours din er
Monday, July 06, 2015
sonnet I tend to think
Machismo mode machines of toggle tweaks
You magnify and echo selfish streaks
And then you spin your own consensual rules
Yes tears Id sob could fill up swimming pools
I tap a track of time days drag wend weeks
Dry gears of guile grind grit on cracks and creaks
I swing a saboteurs too shiny tools
Fun facts I was much praised for brilliant brain
And native charm and cheer and lovely looks
They touched on tempting bosoms bends and nooks
I swore I wouldnt pinch in worldly vein
Feelings flare fun fellows flirts and fickle
Wrest with worry what a pretty pickle
Chorus fickle capricious volatile
Friday, July 03, 2015
sonnet She was my dream
She was my dream doll I wouldnt see it
At first she lingered much too much around
I had my baggage bulging heaven bound
Our clique cried clear cut cool and neatly knit
Time marched on and on and on her I hit
She sought a friend in me I struck as sound
I gave game girls squired yesteryear a whit
In fondest memory in fun I found
Parties ended end of summer season
She kept alive a link with funny folk
With casual lovers laughed on each in joke
Id just trump up talk intrigue and treason
This honey started harmless hanger on
She should escape Id brood woebegone
Chorus on attached joint
Tuesday, June 30, 2015
sonnet I was alone a
At starry skies they splashed milk white whey black
I had a yen I sensed a futile lack
I cussed a chance I missed to catch your fine face
It seems the beautiful folk rate a race
Apart if your eye sight accedes the knack
The rest of us in ratios out of whack
The giants and dwarves too races granted grace
I see the symmetries they captivate
As you flog fresh flowers from a diesel van
Arse curved skin silk eyes clued up when they pan
How my heart flutters my joints reanimate
The stars seem cold and hot enduring dots
If youre a goddess well I look to lots
Chorus dotes iotas motes
Sunday, June 28, 2015
sonnet It was long long ago
How I held on to bluff in brilliant act
How overpowering feelings forced the show
My sick heart set at sensual love in fact
I saw her swing eyes on high wide and low
I saw her blush and sigh and wink it pact
I felt a blush arise I matched her glow
Anxiety such a state as Id redact
I said that when I was laid low or worse
A sight of her did soothe away a pain
I volunteered such spells I wasnt vain
The pain a pleasurable custom curse
Of late I note her knockabout inclined
It doesnt damage as if love is blind
Chorus inclined biased polarised
Saturday, June 27, 2015
sonnet Youre circle bores you
We both observe the karmic stuff enough
Its sweet rebound and faces off the bloom
Rejected partners hover last laugh huff
We dance a dash I dream you gear a groom
I brake a bride we wed whims smooth to rough
Our nearest celebrant unbooked assume
Inside a backyard bower flowers buds and fluff
My pal appears just short of verbal pall
And laughs you dodged my silly stonking crush
I flash a finger on my lips to hush
I sniff you scarcely call on her at all
Expartners crane ears keen at platitude
We lend the breathing space and latitude
Chorus platitude banality commonplace
Thursday, June 25, 2015
sonnet A love that lives
Delight in most and few folk else disowns
On retinas at rods and cones all tones
Her nervous system tracks all pals and pseuds
I notice just how Satan first denudes
A phony likeness pitches sells or loans
A monthly moon and menstrual groans
A bit of mongoloid to cap big broods
I court her curves and bumps and knuckled nerves
As women will die giving birth by girth
I seek one clear cut point at which it serves
I wonder whats succession whats she worth
Shes soft and stiff a microcosm of ore
A liquid acting solid like earths core
Chorus ore base crude
Tuesday, June 23, 2015
sonnet Shes not a classy
A beautiful and nervous niggling nag
Shell sledge the sombre news yet wring the worst
Ive weathered huge round vowels their bagging burst
Amongst her pals she postures puss at ease
Yet each one is known to nurse to please
If good if bad she keeps her cards clenched close
Alls brilliant bar a sudden overdose
She asks my mental state and moods I feel
I pitch the stars on cloudless nights appeal
Her mouth mints mist as winter solstice socks
Her red ears glow as if each got a box
She hugs me hugely down the frost lined lanes
My gallant coat is opened under cranes
Chorus lanes paths tracks
Friday, June 19, 2015
sonnet No sign of lives
No sign of lives in outer space I see
Dark matter means to wad a warlocks war
Theyre keeping copyright a curious chore
If stars are binary you uturn free
I grant a living goddess apogee
Each strand of faithful chromosome a lore
Of potent duplicates Ill long ignore
Indulged I drop a supplicant on knee
A living statue formed from feet to crown
Her diet is dirt exalted quantum haze
Her enzyme oozing inner organs drown
Her static sparks her eyes a blinking phase
To fundamental faith I must acquiesce
Her eyes I notice can bioluminesce
Chorus acquiesce submit yield
Thursday, June 18, 2015
sonnet I caught a glorious
Of carpet tiles descending from fourth floor
A vacuum wand on palm on sniffy airs
In french maid costume queers could ignore
My pal mock sneered impertinent au pairs
She said je taime monsieur et je tadore
Her bonnet apron blouse and stockings wares
She said stair cleaning was a stinky sweaty chore
I saw said pal and her appease an inch
I felt a mounting mirthless animus
One landing lower I craned at buttock pinch
I twirled my back on them I chased a bus
Id seen her give my pals arse slap on slap
He was enjoying himself and clear of clap
Chorus slap cuff wallop
Tuesday, June 16, 2015
sonnet Its spelling errors capitals
Unsigned anonymity mighty mean
Intellect towering low disgust obscene
A poison pen epistle prim and lewd
My titbit itemised was thus reviewed
A mistress monetised a curb of lesbian lean
A tier of sandwich cut bi male and queen
A cornerstone of whorehouse peephole hewed
Would only do a double dip blind drunk
And hanky zipper rubbing made ends meet
What groping giant just her old money hunk
Wrong massage parlour further down said street
Extortion money not broached very odd
My honeys heavenly wink blink and nod
Chorus odd peculiar strange
Monday, June 15, 2015
sonnet I feel Im breathing
You should declare a case instead you clam
If hes the clown who puts you plain at ease
Ill back out slow unjilted quit this jam
If laughs are large with him if his pranks please
It could swell such a serious shameful sham
To keep on calling you to beg on knees
To badger blown off broken as I am
I choose a chat up line Ill further hone
If his tics mesmerise if my tones grate
I mustnt mooch around and ennervate
I cry and sob and sigh dejected left alone
I know you now as better billed a friend
I hunt ahead of curve and see dead end
Chorus friend chum mate
Friday, June 12, 2015
sonnet Ive straddled sad the
I wouldnt leap to land on passersby
There underneath Ive kept in curdled cry
Ive cussed a moral code Id hum and hedge
I watched a widening and worrying wedge
Your jokes unfunny foisted eye to eye
Your snide insults aired squarely on the fly
Our past a file of fibs our passions sledge
You didnt like the double dildo zing
A heartless way to orgasm hundredfold
The girl on girl is millionfold unpolled
The worldly wife enjoys you underneath a wing
You love her lots and so I wrote adieu
I hauled her here held harmless how I rue
Chorus adieu farewell goodbye
Wednesday, June 10, 2015
sonnet You rate the sunlight
You rate a ray of sun off cloud all white
A melanoma might munt supple skin
You cringe the city smog sucked slowly in
A burqa filters turns two wrongs a right
You dive the global warming rubbish bin
Tocisoes heat exchangers conquer night
And day and march on map as pin past pin
Esecoes solar panels siphon light
We stroll an orchard full of citrus fruit
You fear theres not a honey bee in hive
The mud and drill and bumble bees yet drive
A pollination wending windy route
I wonder what your scrawny but big bum
Is signing me my lips are stricken dumb
Chorus bum arse rear
Tuesday, June 09, 2015
sonnet Ill budge with hammer
Ill loosen ceiling glass tiles grout undo
Ill clamber up off chairs in causing quake
Ill yeehaa woohoo biased old boys whos who
Ill slap stiff dandered backs bright ingenue
Ill cultivate all watercooler bellyache
Ill badger bigger bosses over due
Ill push my borrowed barrow boodle rake
A practised lazybones a missing link
That is a classless nanny hazing kids
I heckled homeless hunks as hominids
I rose to middle manager in mink
Know me scary big black widow spider
Who feels scarcely stoked her spouse inside her
Chorus spider spindel spinne
Monday, June 08, 2015
sonnet Of late Ive felt
Of late Ive been blue and Ive seen rag red
I wonder whether loves a form of hate?
Are swirling dots in front of eyes fear fed?
Ive many frenemies Ill numerate
Theres mates in reckless daring not yet dead
They channel natures forces just innate
Theres mates at macho in and out of bed
They clinch as cinch a compromising state
Theres mates inclined to voice a vivid lie
They skip omission plug thought granted gab
Theres mates of mannerism but bound to blab
They blurt am I a nuisance? know whole why
Each head invites a solid one off smack
If I think it through I quite sport the knack
Chorus smack box clap
Friday, June 05, 2015
sonnet Javv river now back
Who couldve oxygenated your bile?
Your fish are thriving after long long while
Your mirrored clouds conceal muck more light shed
Your pointless pillars rise from swirls ahead
As modern ruins a bridge aced out of mile
The palms atop are precious plants theyre vile
Along the better bridge a bottleneck is fed
Two bridges later lead to flats of mud
The motor putters out and oars strike sea
We look at Tuenis island long off lee
The silt stinks like a gutted fish in crud
To baron Xomm we raise our beers as roast
The castle Ruarantine its plague proud host
Chorus roast critique pillory
Tuesday, June 02, 2015
sonnet Looks like a memory
A painful pure denial a start since scratch
A fallen civilisations back batch
Of citizens who stagger starkest void
A perfect storm of plague and asteroid
Or civil strife where tyrants meet their match
In such times scientists swiftly mould and hatch
Escape devices by insight theyre bouyed
The origin of clothes a quick affair
The buttons simple sticks from clips off nails
The fabric simple strands from clips off hair
That instant paradise true all else pales
I wonder if they lost a nuclear war
Or quit our galaxy through suns door core
Chorus war conflict enmity
Saturday, May 30, 2015
sonnet Too late to mumble
As you postponed it surely yesterday
If I twist right the wrong all blame at bay
If I void telltales signs cold qualms now eve
A petty peeve nought Id weep sickened heave
A show of strength to rattle come what may
If up is down a crisis cues okay
A spill of milk is small woe I wont grieve
As misdemeanours aggregate a sin
As sins then aggregate and count as crime
Do you then think three strikes a fair win win?
No hierarchy sure saves if grace is prime
A metered medicine on minor ache
What you yearn after Id just feel a fake
Chorus ache pain twinge
Thursday, May 28, 2015
sonnet That anorexic stirred once
Is weak at heart eats hearty dies asleep
This epileptic gobbles pills and drones
In petit mal the lamer neurons leap
A superstitious soul I cringe at groans
Off luscious lips if Im in love Id keep
It checks your cheering voice on mobile phones
I fear that joyous tears arent just all Ill weep
I find that previous casual lovers ill equip
I love your laugh and sigh and gentle jape
I love especially your naked nape
I find you fabulous one hand on hip
It could be froth it neednt fizzle out
A learners luck dies down on dozey doubt
Chorus out alien extra
Tuesday, May 26, 2015
sonnet It looked improved I
About her hubris hampered sanguine gland
Yet points about myself I squarely panned
She nixed as nought I looked quite lightly tasked
One fight my feebler foibles spilt unflasked
A lot I loathed she aired Id rather canned
In honesty she harped on underhand
In bloody bitchiness was what shed basked
She wouldnt gladly just accept I talked
Of her alone although my breath did reek
Of beer and pretzels and I pranced unique
Shed winced at clothes I wore she spun she walked
Id pack a parting present grit I lack
I spare her her one last and first fist smack
Chorus lack need want
Sunday, May 24, 2015
sonnet What time will you
Can you help me prove pure loves blithe and blind?
Is memory loss such a ghastly void of pain?
Who spawns again in my sad state of mind?
When decades spent apart have proved inane
In tumours beaten bad luck lurks rime on rind
Acquaintances smirk quirks hint Im just vain
Ex lovers luggage other chick inclined
What loyal love awaits year twenty eighty?
Cute cyber you hold out just sort of sold
A knee implant and gold crowned teeth of old
Fashion statement stem cells show you weighty
A rosy cheeked doll is not really you
No youre a teenage temptress pale in hue
Chorus you du tu
Wednesday, May 20, 2015
sonnet As your eyes see
As your eyes see split ups are dire ado
I thought it was a serious love on sight
It turned out tete a tete a plangent plight
Odd parent pundits simply need a talking to
Ill be frank first I felt I did love you
I felt a fondness back if not meshed quite
In grinding gears or crunching cogs all night
I praised you not enough and that I rue
As braggarts go he wasnt such a bore
Long time established solid routine sex
His sporting injury sustained sheer chore
A frenchie ribbed a buzzing egg off flex
I nursed him better now hes never ill
Ill wave byebye my beau Ill weep a rill
Chorus ill ailing sick
Sunday, May 17, 2015
sonnet Alone aloof at loss
About a worn out world now disappeared
I weep at tears in memories its weird
In words Im mortified by morbid zeal
A place and people rolled out no big deal
Bold faces fulminate both feared and jeered
In modern manners openly theyre leered
In virtual minds eye clapped they cant conceal
The finer days and dollars where I wend
The storeyed dice and faith in stuff unseen
Thwart funny folk fight fit at odds to end
Ill harp on horrid humorous or keen
The heart expects a grave and latent draw
If dots are resonant or deep and raw
Chorus pull draw tug
Friday, May 15, 2015
sonnet Shes stacked her boxes
I shouldnt savour sense of sweet relief
I do I know she wants me asking why
I wont its not as though Ive been a thief
Investigative journalism her grief
She raved her rights she roared a warlike cry
Her paranoia was parallel in brief
Her crocodilian tears made me more shy
Cocked and crooked finger figured frigger
And not come here and sit upon my knee
Finger rubbed on thumb a cash job claimed key
Figured rather whorehouse slicked hair trigger
Funny Ive supplied her flop out phallus
She slams me as cold and cruel and callous
Chorus phallus dork member
Tuesday, May 12, 2015
sonnet As sun gods savvy
We radiate health from our native nuclear cores
And killing undermines our social mores
If plants and animals are Satans sleight
Our old sun smothers us at helium height
Expands but slow and safe excludes all ores
Upholds bioluminescent human pores
Acts air bag like the longest day or night
The ocean is chock full of jellyfish
That never age are known immortal coil
And worms which chow on microbes met in oil
The poison proved above belows a dish
Your sight receives claps more than it deserves
Your pores are pinhole cameras on nerves
Chorus deserves merits warrants
Monday, May 11, 2015
sonnet Game girl wholl bang
In highly charged times calls out dumb deed
Moneys thrown at tentative time travel
Its predisposed to tumble then succeed
Universe traversed wont just unravel
If beings above all that take a learned lead
If you figure further than your navel
A creation void of cutting splice or seed
I wagered timelords were a central prong
Yet mightier creatures built from total blank
It registered them rulers rarest rank
As quasar sentinels who spin along
Yes shes essential bent on shelving health
My orphan organs ornaments of wealth
Chorus health vigour wellbeing
Thursday, May 07, 2015
sonnet I dont know why
That sort wont live life low let wounds heal
The duelling dances culminate in fear
Or first aid fellow real concern conceal
One skating stunt an earring ripped an ear
And cloning proved its cost effective zeal
Soon stem cells healed her lobe along its shear
She convalesced impatient on its peel
My dolls a century old rid of gray
Her cheeks are cheeky childish pink as ink
Offkilter cute she cultivates that kink
The beauty brushes nanoclay thin lay
She judged well scraping into noughties just
I rode in on her slipstream as if sussed
Chorus just dubious scarcely
Tuesday, May 05, 2015
sonnet Your heart is hidden
Im pal at best it ratchets purest pain
A wishful want and wanting wish in vain
Ill shove you soon how much Im out of sort
Ive got no great gripe which needs quick report
Im flustered while I front a faux disdain
Im mesmerised and mystified in main
You stick me semiprecious stones come court
A coral ring on finger when I wake
Lips clam dry and loving feelings linger
Dream was where I wept and what a zinger
If sleeps of tear ducts drop like pearl opaque
Your lack of levity and feeling ground
My soul in sufferance still sets off bound
Chorus ground base fix
Sunday, May 03, 2015
sonnet I cry adieu to
Ahead of more and more embarassment
As mine was she till he proposed the gent
Shed fostered me as fine in starts and fits
She wasnt weird there was no precedent
She was no flighty flirt or full on blitz
Yes now I weep Ive lost my wary wits
She was just honey sweet just heaven sent
I kiss adieu to fresh bouquets of flowers
And bonbon boxes papered bound by bows
The sunshine struck strolls certain lunch time hours
On cinder paths in kneehigh neat herb rows
I wave adieu to memories of late
Id estimate what ways Id enervate
Chorus late current fresh
Friday, May 01, 2015
sonnet Its said in certain
Its said in certain circles that when you sift
In mountain rivers treasure glitters found
A golden grit on riddle rarest gift
In methodology a modest mound
A golden nugget giving kids a lift
A golden nugget patient pushed around
A golden nugget cutting costs in thrift
A golden nugget rescuing rubes half drowned
Of folk whove native knack of clever chat
In counselling in nurturing a view
Whose tender hearts untroubled never rue
You fetch as fun youre loved in seconds flat
Youve got the gift of giving gentle hugs
Well worthwhile and I offer mindless mugs
Chorus hugs clasps embraces
Thursday, April 30, 2015
sonnet I take to tarts who
Who foist false lashes coloured contacts plastic nails
Who squeeze inside school shirts and skirts pose pert
Who on high heels kink calves with gristle quails
Id think they toy at touch and candy dirt
In printed leopard spots and lizard scales
On socks and scarves of silk and chill alert
Id guess they tickle pink just their telltales
Her twinkling almond easy eyes beguile
A scent of orange zest or lemon zest
Informs her tang then skimpy teases test
A lipstick lash of strawberry works wile
Your tart is bittersweet an open pie
Uncovered knees and thighs in naked eye
Chorus pie pai paj
Tuesday, April 28, 2015
sonnet You hardly ever looked
Till we turned out a couple close in fact
Then how two faced in fun in friendly act
Id wage a wily wheedler what you were
You grew on her and so she came to err
I know embarrassed bosom mates redact
I know theres no black bruise on low impact
And future selves stretch back at nubs concur
Its not rare succulent rose water scent
That draws you nor a dazzling diamond ring
Its just a secret homosexual bent
You copy my moves rivalry your zing
Shes got a scatty sister I wont presume
Perhaps youll get together meant to fume
Chorus presume conjecture figure
Saturday, April 25, 2015
sonnet Im clipped around an
Im nose tweaked lots for pranks or dirty deeds
I corner cut I chill beneath big wings
Im one who lives lies loud who gossip leads
I cite six point smallprint that hollow rings
I hallow rules that really noone heeds
I hum a kooky claim that context pings
I suck at slanders sort of prickly seeds
Im ordered hurry hither tarry thither
As up is down and out is in bar crack
As earthiness is easily your knack
Your conviction makes me wince and wither
You love me even if Im much a mess
Your pleasure such in pain I must acquiesce
Chorus mess chaos hash
Thursday, April 23, 2015
sonnet Youd say a common
In passion people but it creates a state
Of lethargy of docile dote in kind
A future fruitier hidden hints at fate
You see such social changes head and hind
A careless parent can as fetish rate
As gold engage in childish state of mind
A charming fault you couldnt elevate
What pretty unexpected broken hearts
All perfect pairs whose sour spat split in two
Whose bonds seemed solid set of superglue
All vectored values struck in civil arts
As common talents tally cruder creed
As candied nectarines exceed all need
Chorus creed belief principle
Tuesday, April 21, 2015
sonnet The cockatoo asked whos
Me not you kea and kaka fast replied
And parakeet and budgie catcalls cried
The cocky cockatoo was gypped of joy
The morepork who waives mice in rows of soy
Just drinks beech honeydews and down they glide
Hes swivel necked flat faced and gargoyle eyed
His parasites impassive dont annoy
Judge Morepork kept his court in moon and lamp
And Plaintiff Cockatoo brought ballyhoo
The box trunk hollow full of burr and damp
The lesser light was judged a prettier view
The feral parrots egged their fellows on
The cockatoo was noted good as gone
Chorus on an en
Saturday, April 18, 2015
sonnet Ive said before that
To happy lives it isnt on its own
Of merit greed goes up in smithereens
Of feeling fettered errors moan on groan
My sleek stretch limousine and gilded phone
My stately home its cliff end coffee beans
My private beach and yacht and pier of stone
Are fruits of labour not just market leans
Its lonely even living life on top
I guess the man in middle cusses aim
I guess the boy at bottom adds but blame
Alls one as companys a sop or prop
You scared me silly when you went and hid
In our oak walkin wardrobe like a kid
Chorus hid concealed masked
Wednesday, April 15, 2015
sonnet Odd job yourself is
Odd job yourself is such a chore dirt cheap
It clips the middle man and costs down low
It garners greater plaudits since you grow
A margin larger means much more you reap
This shallow cyber citys sparkling heap
A crackling kilobyte in flames of foe
Ad hominem in situ and quid pro quo
I put off puerile tantrums mutely weep
Theres councillors employed to hum and hedge
Theres underminers moved to much emend
Theres hoochies who grab gold around the bend
Theres alpha bears and bulls on cliff top edge
Id rather roll up sleeves and go to work
Than shake a fist at fellows who just shirk
Chorus work labour toil
Tuesday, April 14, 2015
sonnet You couldnt witness rougher
A doll just not allowed aboard a boat
Yet here she primped her boots in bilge and muck
She whistled while we cruised I kept close note
I waved a rod and reel and then he struck
She punched instinctively at salties throat
He flailed from floor of deck on biggest buck
In wake I treaded water stayed afloat
Just who had hurled junk food at crocodiles?
Quite likely little kids who viewed a nest
I could affirm a few in swimsuits dressed
Away from urban set square mainland miles
Yes funny story when your future wife
Of babies talks and saves you danger rife
Chorus wife femme moglie
Saturday, April 11, 2015
sonnet I saw a lizard
Of womans eyes it duly made me think
Aloud about her love unset in ink
Or stone her quavered smile and quivered pout
Old lizard gods addressed impending drought
And left a planet plundered patent link
Yet stragglers since Earth brought back from its brink
Ask newts whose legs regrow and gag all doubt
Her mean mites grist of native nanobots
She doesnt spare a single sunken fang
I sidle near or pass her ground up gang
Hale good bacteria tweak her tummy knots
As nanobots ejected jots from eyes
She woke a whit in worldly ways of wise
Chorus eyes ojos yeux
Thursday, April 09, 2015
sonnet You told me that
You told me that youd wasted three of them
I wasnt fooled you skirted kick ass kind
You were a toothless rattlesnake in mind
Your thugs just chat up fodder froth and phlegm
Your head on my knees drooled on zigzag hem
Next over oldest ottoman reclined
I let you doggie doggedly and whine
Your solid strokes jerked both brain lobes and stem
Your cattle dog excluded scratched scrim trim
And beading while I bit my upper lip
I came in mute sharp shivers shameless vim
Internalised delight as groins got grip
Your lug legged ankle biter best not braved
Did she lick lids of eyes yours pup depraved?
Chorus braved endured withstood
Wednesday, April 08, 2015
sonnet You mutter how you
It doesnt stop you scratching cootie itch
In bolshiness just whine a bloody bitch
Ill never validate sex stuff adverse
You mention mites who mentor flies as worse
A vital evil grown of cosmic glitch
I touch on tummy turns twinge or twitch
Your body stands a temple barred a hearse
I dont doubt the dreaded deed is dirty
Engulf and let our glands ooze out hot stink
Make a move and prove its first off flirty
Yes grind and groan enrol a rapid blink
You feel its valve and piston loins affect
You see youre my mind food Im else abject
Chorus affect copy imitate
Monday, April 06, 2015
sonnet Id second earlier seen
You waltzed your way out wayward what disgrace
I ring your mobile first from mine one touch
You bounce on down steel stairs a ritzy race
You bitch about a bint and such and such
Your heavy perfumes pepper spray at base
Your fingers reek of pee and poo they clutch
Elastic panties hem they straiten lace
Next time then pick up on that phone you own
Ill holler horrid hurt a hissy fit
The dizzy hostage as if just king hit
Ill mouth thumb mum next foetal furled Ill drone
Tell me youre gorgeous when your white teeth gnash
Yell youre my pussywussy pout then pash
Chorus gnash digrignare grincement
Sunday, April 05, 2015
sonnet In pain I pinpoint
Id stress an inner beauty bound in verve
Forgive me sifting stuff as if a sleuth
In charming ignorance you nip a nerve
Excuse me if I calibrate uncouth
Your stacks a passing draw it pulls a perv
And braces budge in place a bare buck tooth
Id catch your kisses off hand puffed hors doeuvre
One day well sport implanted sight of hawk
Each pretty person shall resolve unique
It wont appear weird why we gauchely gawk
Why who would skip a saw and scalpel tweak?
My heart and head and eyes agree youre young
In Atlantis long lived words still unsung
Chorus young green junior
Saturday, April 04, 2015
sonnet Ill grace you lady
I love you deeply dearly through and through
I cant rewrite a future fickle now
Review refines as fact a clue in lieu
You know I love you when we rant and row
And swap sweet nothings greatly overdue
You fume infertile fraught it furrows brow
Ill never quit you hurt at home at pew
At castle base above a water spring
Wizard Whyff whisked alkali and acid
Mixing moat of water cool and placid
Granting baby gender blessed by brass ring
Old saddle sores had stifled gamete count
I mended misted moist by magic fount
Chorus count number tally
Friday, April 03, 2015
sonnet In pain or pleasure
The standard drinks draw Cupids civil slap
Across the face inducing kiss or nap
My cheeks thus burned or flushed are what I crave
The boorish boys who boozed Id bait and brave
Id field a back of hand hard knuckle rap
Mock friendly shoulder fist thumped dance on lap
I bunny punched I got the same I gave
I love you cheeky boy your chinese burns
Tapped ankles peppered pinkies deadened legs
Your water bombs and bags of rotten eggs
Were kindred spirits my mindset discerns
Mind off me pranksters begged a bitch in heat
They flinched in fear I landed on my feet
Chorus heat ardour swelter