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I keep clam memory its my heist jewel
In my heart my prized prism planes unshown
Untested whether sparkling whether cool
I think it thus a thing none might disown
No second guess nods me a sage or fool
You set on me authoratively tone
I wear bermuda shorts and plumb your pool
A mental midget roused I make you moan
Your pretty eyes and lips just rort a room
Neat coconut oil lessens laughter lines
An automated laundry lifts your gloom
You volumise our start as valentines
Your ex coughed up massive alimony
Subsequent men crimped no acrimony
Chorus alimony excise tariff