Old auntie Audrey fancied favourite
A homely cook whose genial grins you greet
I often help her strain out pip and pit
Her home made marmalade is super sweet
Ive copied that old fashioned cooking kit
She stands in model every meal I eat
I put on curlers pinny oven mitt
I bake a carrot cake as special treat
I guzzle smooth soy milk in litre loads
I scoff hashhish oil scones in kilo crams
I trowel on butter melonmango jams
A recipe which massive man breasts bodes
Yes genistein and daidzein ginger men
Ill dine out on fine phyto oestrogen
Chorus men folk people
A homely cook whose genial grins you greet
I often help her strain out pip and pit
Her home made marmalade is super sweet
Ive copied that old fashioned cooking kit
She stands in model every meal I eat
I put on curlers pinny oven mitt
I bake a carrot cake as special treat
I guzzle smooth soy milk in litre loads
I scoff hashhish oil scones in kilo crams
I trowel on butter melonmango jams
A recipe which massive man breasts bodes
Yes genistein and daidzein ginger men
Ill dine out on fine phyto oestrogen
Chorus men folk people
