I caught a glorious glance of gam on stairs
Of carpet tiles descending from fourth floor
A vacuum wand on palm on sniffy airs
In french maid costume queers could ignore
My pal mock sneered impertinent au pairs
She said je taime monsieur et je tadore
Her bonnet apron blouse and stockings wares
She said stair cleaning was a stinky sweaty chore
I saw said pal and her appease an inch
I felt a mounting mirthless animus
One landing lower I craned at buttock pinch
I twirled my back on them I chased a bus
Id seen her give my pals arse slap on slap
He was enjoying himself and clear of clap
Chorus slap cuff wallop
Of carpet tiles descending from fourth floor
A vacuum wand on palm on sniffy airs
In french maid costume queers could ignore
My pal mock sneered impertinent au pairs
She said je taime monsieur et je tadore
Her bonnet apron blouse and stockings wares
She said stair cleaning was a stinky sweaty chore
I saw said pal and her appease an inch
I felt a mounting mirthless animus
One landing lower I craned at buttock pinch
I twirled my back on them I chased a bus
Id seen her give my pals arse slap on slap
He was enjoying himself and clear of clap
Chorus slap cuff wallop
