sonnet Ill budge with hammer

Ill budge with hammer bang Ill breach or break
Ill loosen ceiling glass tiles grout undo
Ill clamber up off chairs in causing quake
Ill yeehaa woohoo biased old boys whos who
Ill slap stiff dandered backs bright ingenue
Ill cultivate all watercooler bellyache
Ill badger bigger bosses over due
Ill push my borrowed barrow boodle rake
A practised lazybones a missing link
That is a classless nanny hazing kids
I heckled homeless hunks as hominids
I rose to middle manager in mink
Know me scary big black widow spider
Who feels scarcely stoked her spouse inside her
Chorus spider spindel spinne