sonnet Yes Ive got bushy

Yes Ive got bushy brows which nearly meet
Yes Ive got veiny temples loins and tits
Yes Ive got knobbly knees and pigeon feet
Yes Ive got whiskers wild a chin of zits
Yes Ive got body pong bad breath replete
Yes Ive got mood swings married peak and pits
Yes Ive got tummy turns which eat and eat
Yes Ive got frizzy hair a hat just fits
Yes Ive got tight sweat pants arresting rash
Yes Ive got mighty menstrual muscle cramps
Yes Ive got monthly daggies hidden damps
Yes Ive got dandruff on duds as if ash
No one loves me as me I dont damn them
I ooze sebaceous oil and draw down phlegm
Chorus them dem ze