Revised sonnet #1311
Love the whiskey habit fancy glass and label
Live to taste the forty proof one malt booze
Like to watch the satellite and cable
Wireless keyboard safe against yanks you use
Paranoia reads prime to drunken fable
Phony friends and patient fiends inflict ruse
Juggling pots I muff I prove unable
Clumsiness ends bad in bulbous blue bruise
Walking jay in jitters speciously spewing
How I found the loveliest future lady
Serendipitous trip scarcely shady
Agonised antagonised red rum ruing
Such a gracious girl a gorgeous giver
Stopping quick those aches across the liver
Chorus giver backer supporter