Act 3 Scene 9
Eznorb
Can you see anything up on that branch?
Jester Bobo
The White Witch Lodge by rule of smudging thumb
The very frame of rural bliss I scan
A cloudless sky a smoking chimney stack
Im stuck up here you scaredy cats in mist
Eznorb
Then land upon feet break your ankles just
Sol Vampire Abigail
Translated into luvvie crack a leg
Eznorb
That pumice thumping down and close as close
It troubles me that nervous folk in fear
Of Vulcan might themselves chuck down his vents
Propitiate such a vicious god as he
Jester
To poo and pee the same time given choice
The White Witch doesnt ever shes in tune
With nature always counting calories
Her waste mist off breath and sweat off skin
Eznorb
Her sheets of hemp have revolutionised
I sealed the hemp rump wipe concession hers
My savvy sons want her to mass produce
I think her magic should rise stage by stage
Jester Bobo
The Black Witch generates farts pees and poos
Whenever she wants however she decides
Eznorb
Are you saying youve met the stinking Black Witch?
Jester Bobo
Im saying I boast a head two arms two legs
And torso touched by her great intellect
Vampire Knight Haemo
You poop from mouth you channel jellyfish
Jester chants
He who has a heavy brain
Shall grow wan in winter tan
Hell flick off snow show elan
Sleet and ice down alpine lane
Vampire Knight
King Mummerius refused to make alliance
With Vampire hordes claimed us too loose at first
Claimed Eznorbs realm too flammable at last
Instead we work your civil war to ends
Youll be installed our ceremonial king
Alls fine since we despise King Mummerius
For years concerning not least fashion style
I wear an inner smock of chinchona
This flask of quinine potion bitter taste
Repels mosquitoes kills their parasites
King Mummerius malaria yellowed skin
Can keep his southernmost infested bogs--