sonnet 30.10.13.

Youre not unlike attractive girls my type
Compare to previous partners second best
You fumble feckless whats a heart you wrest
My sullied spirit doesnt squirm or gripe
You nod my knack quick as you hear me hype
You jaw exaggeration my giant jest
We love me Im a champion off your chest
You guarantee me guard from gender snipe
My den is decked by college cups and plaques
My home is huge a rundown mansion mess
The heated pool lets me abstain from stress
My blown up photo papers over cracks
If you improve youll be a point of pride
Nestbuilder youre no brassy trophy bride
Chorus pride esteem honour