sonnet Dont blame you rather

Dont blame you rather its my stale flimflam
Which lengthens last the longest list of lies
Anomalous dry shuck a shell of sham
No blame me squarely since our swift demise
I was an heir to woo you quick whambam
Elsewhere a scientist known to prod and prise
Elsewhere a private eye who worked a lam
Elsewhere a brave test pilot searing skies
All my lies voluntary great life vaunt
You stop your ears you shake the pretty head
I love your silence says youve been misled
Your nature kindly though youd never taunt
If I own up leave off and start from scratch
Can we claim us amazed the model match?
Chorus scratch nought zero