My heart could do so many hot speed dates
My brain could bulk up its invite ceevee
A one night stand consensual devestates
Ive been there done that that is Ive edged free
I felt relieved by fellows fighting fates
I was as they in thrall to massive me
Each date would match potential delegates
The stopwatch switches sprung by referee
One date required a dedicated doll
One date required a saucy on the side
One date required a heart with nought to hide
One date required a fifty fifty poll
I wanted all yet none of numbered types
I couldnt groan to strangers my past gripes
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