The tuktuk motor muttered tuttut noise
Their sandals cork adhered to sweaty feet
I squeezed in next to boozing ladyboys
Upon the single narrow vinyl seat
Each ladyboy the likes of me enjoys
They proxy female hormones in heat
They teeter never losing point of poise
They finger baphomet to meet and greet
The chignon bun and shag of various hues
The cleavage quivers synced in microskirts
The girlish giggles framing flagrant flirts
Us four in hankypanky fun Id choose
I lost a wallet watch and ruby ring
I raised alarm their drunken ding a ling
Chorus ring band circlet