Giacomo
What mambo gumbo it induces yawns
This tattle which resolves just stranger folk
He is diverting our attention span
From his unknown sire bastardised himself
Albin
My daddy was a capuchin monk stunned
And captivated by my mums good looks
He showered gifts on her such as brass neck hoops
Mulatto he and quadroon she great match
Silvio
And I say rather your dear old dad was
A skint house slave whod mind his ps and qs
Giacomo
And I say your dad being the wastrel son
Of some rich farmer southeast sowed wild oats
Albin
Shrug don Silvio and capo Giacomo