We linger lost in love in giddy glee
We stand as one in novel nuptial name
Its such a blessing how we share the shame
I compliment your complement of me
We help all others however hurt they be
As solid listeners we soak up blame
To commonsense we offer pleasant plea
We never libel villains we never flame
Your private jealousy made me morose
You fissured family you filched a friend
You alienated cousins close as close
Two face unforced Ive failed to comprehend
You value idiots decent such youd strike
I share your fantasy I feign to like
Chorus strike bash hit