a study toward sonnet #437 by FisherKingKQJ
Why does every gorgeous girl I date
Reject me? I'm solvent, I'm employed,
I'm okay looking - don't tell me it's fate-
Tell me what to do, I'll be overjoyed.
I've studied manuals, videos, celluloid
On sexual techniques, marathon tantric,
With massage oils and tickles I've toyed
To keep a girl satisfied yet frantic.
My new girlfriend approved my idle trick,
Then hitched up to an unemployed scumbag
With three bastard kids, to give me the flick-
She said my sweetness was my achille's snag.
Lots of girls like a player, cheat or perv,
But others, not unlike me, seek simple verve.
Lots of girls like a player, cheat or perv.
Lots of girls like a player, cheat or deviant.
Lots of girls like a player, cheat or sicko.
[Proof of concept for an interactive movie autocue, called: Autocube3.]