a study towards sonnet #275 by FisherKingKQJ
{The characters in the following sonnet are fictional and any resemblance to people living or dead is purely coincidental.}
I'm sick of my hoes who know only bling
Who no more put out for their pedicures-
It's wasted viagra when pork's in a sling
When back up sisters lose their allures.
I put them in the lear jet as an up yours
I u turned the gulf stream to the north pole-
If only two fifty thread truly endures
I'll fly in the king sized bed for my soul.
An all night Viking suntan was my goal-
Then I saw Jesus in white boots on ice,
In two layers of chinchilla out I stole-
Barefoot I stepped out on an iceberg slice.
I'm abominable snowman, my dear-
With a mobile phone frozen to my ear.
I'm abominable snowman, my dear.
I'm abominable snowman, my honey.
I'm abominable snowman, my love.