tripod selfie playing card

tripod selfie playing card
tripod selfie playing card

3d $flipbook

3d $flipbook
4K money application

touchie card

touchie card
key to the celestial city

interactive movies

Wednesday, September 29, 2004

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Punters' Union payslip


Thingummy, Roger
222 Road Street
Auckland


Paypoint: part time tv actor
Tax Code: secondary

Bank acct: 33-3333-33 Mob phone number: KKQ JJJ JKQ QKQ


10 syllables of laugh track @ $1000 per syllable: 10,000
Less P.A.Y.E. tax @ 25%: 2,500
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net pay $7500

for the following recital of laughter in primetime sitcom "Everybody Butt Ricky": Haha hahe haho haha hahe.
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Canned laughter pay scale for part time actors:

Haha $1000
Hahe $1000
Haho $1000
Hehe $2000
Heho $2000
Heha $2000

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