sonnet Cant glamourise that restroom

Cant glamourise that restroom looking glass
The neon tube doesnt flatter not one bit
The creases pallor sweat and stubble lit
Extremities gibe just at me jack ass
A brilliant travel shaver cuts first class
A mint gum chewed on freshens frothy spit
A drip dry shirt does as essential kit
A roll of deodorant halts body gas
Shes bolted off with baggage all shell hock
Shes taken up some wealthier type of me
Id mention baby making her bio clock
The bucket seat leant back my bed Im free
As hangovers are void on vodka drop
And passing babes unhurried hurt dont stop
Chorus drop blot fleck