You are a dashing dude your work hush hush
As for those girly girls the more than few
Theyve added anecdotes the one I knew
Recalled you young in her own youthful gush
I haul from hindsight insight such a rush
Your mental mum knocked knees at papal pew
Your first wife was a witch you overthrew
Your next wife was a waif whod ever blush
The corporate jet plane and greyhound course
The multicarat ring and tie pin rocks
Extracted from the school of naffest knocks
The telegraphed PR a tour de force
The humble man who went and won it all
The first look blank or boyish I banged a wall
Chorus all entire whole
As for those girly girls the more than few
Theyve added anecdotes the one I knew
Recalled you young in her own youthful gush
I haul from hindsight insight such a rush
Your mental mum knocked knees at papal pew
Your first wife was a witch you overthrew
Your next wife was a waif whod ever blush
The corporate jet plane and greyhound course
The multicarat ring and tie pin rocks
Extracted from the school of naffest knocks
The telegraphed PR a tour de force
The humble man who went and won it all
The first look blank or boyish I banged a wall
Chorus all entire whole
