People who worship fancy cars and boats
People who worship auction master works
People who worship charities for perks
People who worship cattle pelts as totes
People who worship bon vivant culled quotes
People who worship broadsheets by young turks
People who worship toy dog snippy smirks
People who worship household chores by rotes
I worship my babe when Ive horrid health
I note no end to niggling colds and blains
And scratches she rends ever my real wealth
She soothes and swabs and swathes the patent pains
Ill help her fight germs when shes feeling ick
Ill nurse her day in day out scrape or nick
Chorus ick foul off