Theres a babe who leaves me dumb and dizzy
Yes me a suitor sworn a swollen head
Shes a blatant buxom broad whos fizzy
Of love of life full popular unwed
Times it put me in such a twisted tizzy
A shower of sad tears Ive tried not to shed
Shell enlist the mobile mobbed and busy
Times my tired laid off lonely heart feels lead
If not her texted chum it must be mum
If not her texted mum her nail boutique
If not her texted chum a booth unique
If not her texted mum once more her chum
The cool dance classes cap her bad hair play
Those diary entries cluttered keep me away
Chorus play caper gambol
