Analysis from media wont much reveal
Nor does the first hand anecdote give due
Bare stuff babes surely think or really feel
The source best tapped is only truly you
When no babe sane will fudge blab rat or squeal
I read between lines treasure nothing new
I eavesdrop earnestly and guess whats real
A natural look chick else china doll
A furious face or mask of mild reserve
Her spontaneity proves its worth the perv
Her meaner facets may be troll or moll
The only thing in common love of kitsch
Ill buy a brushoff brusque from any bitch
Chorus kitsch kitsch kitsch